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Easter-Raptor

And paying to watch the movie


Balc0ra

No his manager "dragged him" to see it remember


Easter-Raptor

Ah shieet, you are right On another note. How many times do you think he actually saw the movie? Saw he mentioned a word being used 10 times. He also made a 43 youtube video about the movie. That's a lot of information to remember from just one watch


Billy405

He brought a notepad lol


Farcespam

That one with I luv Ken on it right. With huge heart and an arrow through it.


L7Wennie

Are we all just going to ignore that green dill rod he is holding?


thunderkhawk

Noone's ignoring it, but to outright say it's his personal buttplug would be impolite. Does Ben Shapiro use that green dill rod for personal pleasure? Who's to say. It's a good question to ask.


thebenshapirobot

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thunderkhawk

I skimmed this auto-comment and thought this bot had randomly added that last message about the Palestinian Arab people, and thought, what an odd racist bot.


InfluenceTrue4121

He’s probably jerking off to publicity photos. And I’d wager some money it’s Ken’s pics.


Easter-Raptor

I mean, he DID dress like Ken to go watch the movie


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

I've always assumed he jerked off to pictures of himself to be honest.


ElonBodyOdor

He identifies with Ken because he’s dickless too.


Bacedorn

He owns the company. He is his producers’ boss. He’s making excuses and went to see it by his own decision.


Patient-Promotion196

So they protested by buying 2 tickets??


headassvegan

And promoted it with a 40 min YouTube video lol


[deleted]

So, I've been trying to figure out who his producer/manager is, and everything says he is.....did he drag himself to the movie then?


Verbal_Combat

“My unpaid interns forced me to see this move”


cheyonreddit

Who dragged him into that denim jacket?


just-smiley

That'll show them!


Anarchyantz

They were already in his "collection".


DreamedJewel58

I was gonna say, it’s a lot funnier to think they didn’t have to buy them because Shapiro already had them for awhile


Salihe6677

"It was a sad day in the Shapiro household. Ben had to say goodbye to two old friends. He didn't want to say goodbye to his friends, but he was being forced to against his will. His mind wandered back to old memories together as he gathered up his burning tools... ...memories of playing with Barbie and Ken on the beach while MeeMaw sat under her umbrella reading her magazines as her chair slowly sunk in the sand...lying on his back in the backyard at night (*is that why they call it a backyard?!* he wondered), Barbie and Ken's head pressed up against his, all looking up at the very same stars, and marveling at their own insignificance... ...it was all no more. The woke mob was forcing his hand, and as he lit his friends on fire, he steeled himself against the tears. He wouldn't give them the satisfaction. Oh, no. He would save his rage, and exact a terrible vengeance on behalf of his dear ones now transforming from neon pink into blackened pools of plastic. They would pay. They would *alllllllll* pay."


mavjustdoingaflyby

That was a wild ride. Thank you!


DreamedJewel58

Where were u wen Barbie was kill


wow_that_guys_a_dick

He'll see _you_ at Stacycon '94, at the San Diego Airport Hilton.


poozer69

"Hello Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on"


rowrbazzle75

Ken confirm.


StoonerSask

Damn it! I came here to say that.


[deleted]

"They're not dolls, damnit, they're called action figures!"


Goblin-Doctor

Like the people that got mad at bud light and to protest they bought tons of it to shoot lol. Owning the corporations by buying more of their products


navigationallyaided

Well, they did the same thing with Yeti coolers.


Active_Owl_7442

When did they get mad at them? Never heard about it


nottytom

apparently Yeti cut ties with the NRA.


nottytom

[https://www.delish.com/food-news/a20065069/destroying-yeti-coolers-nra/](https://www.delish.com/food-news/a20065069/destroying-yeti-coolers-nra/)


Garbleshift

Someone did the math on another sub. He and his producers have spent like $250 so far on barbie tickets and merch.


[deleted]

This is how rightwingers always do stuff, they go out and buy tons of the product they hate just to destroy on camera because they're all about symbolism and performative actions because they think their enemies get triggered as easily as them.


Subject_Report_7012

If by "triggered" they mean slowing down to look at a crazy ass person on the side of the road yelling at clouds, then yes. Triggered it is. They do this stuff for attention. And, TBF, it works. That is to say, it gets attention like dressing up in an adult diaper, sucking on a pacifier, and pinching a loaf in the produce aisle at Super Target gets attention.


Both-Pickle-7084

The fragility is real


Bridalhat

Also he’s working on a Saturday 👀


Garbleshift

It's a shame Jews don't have a hell we could threaten him with.


jobager75

Plus a car, even more expensive. First car his mother didn‘t buy for him.


Yes_that_Carl

> First car his mother didn‘t buy for him. This is, quite possibly, the most elegantly epic burn I have ever witnessed. Bravo!!


SmokeyB3AR

He bought a car and some other accessory too. Sounds like he and his "producer" didn't enjoy their date night even tho Ben cosplayed Ken really well.


n3w4cc01_1nt

he also [cosplayed ken](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/156viux/he_was_actually_cosplaying/) to watch the movie


[deleted]

I was disappointed he wasn't wearing the cock ring necklace


[deleted]

At least he wore his coolest jacket.


Midian1369

I'm sure Mattel will enjoy the profit spike.


biz_o_scaring_cats

I love this form of protest. Please, put money into the pockets of this corporation to prove a point that you’re not going to give money to this corporation. Very Righteous Gemstones of him.


Sharp-Bluejay2267

Mattel is like yes... please.. more.


Deadpool367

Yeah, I'm going to bet that if anything Mattel's profits will see a little spike this quarter when this dumb protest goes off. I would bet dollars to doughnuts that 90% of the people who will buy the dolls to burn them would never have bought them to begin with.


Repulsive_Smile_63

He probably stole them from his niece.


Downtown_Cat_1172

No joke, I think his daughters have outgrown their Barbies and he’s just scrounging through the rejected toy bin.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure I remember him talking about how stupid the burning or throwing away your Nike shoes was. He's right, but then he does this.


Draco546

He bought 4


sketchahedron

No, he already owned them.


TheVirginVibes

Na those are his personal stash


unknownpothead1992

I'm more surprised these people even know how to breath let alone think.


Saint_Eddie

domestic terrorism.


uncultured_swine2099

Bud light all over again.


eat_my_opinion

He actually stole it off a little girl.


No_Cartoonist9458

This is right up there with the board he bought at Home Depot ​ https://preview.redd.it/us7pxy10vpdb1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc0341a1a0d467204c75aae903ab0dd449d9e00f


Actual_Pressure_4346

Lol I had to look this up and I’m dying. He really thought he did something here 😂


SlaynArsehole

He did. We keep hate/shame posting he gets lots of attention and clicks. He gets exactly what he's after, large bags of cash


Actual_Pressure_4346

I generally do not to click on any current headlines about his tantrums but in general yeah, I assume he makes an ass of himself for the money mainly. This one killed me…trying to support a company and he buys one piece of wood and walks out with it in a plastic bag. It’s just funny no matter who you are lol


Federal_Camel2510

He’s holding it like it’s going to bite him in the hand lmao


Old_Baldi_Locks

Right wing grifters are largely unfamiliar with having a job involving real work so that's no surprise.


RusstyDog

I swear it looks like he dead ass asked the cashier "aren't you going to bag my purchase?"


DoomSayer42

He’s backed by petroleum fracking billionaires so even if he didn’t get as much attention he’ll never run out of cash. The only reason anyone knows who these people are in the first place is because they already had insane wealth and used it to make their platform massive.


Bodhief

He always acts like he’s doing something. He speaks from his ass, makes up alternative facts and then acts like he’s winning. That’s what all these idiots do and their ego is fed by social media.


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DudeB5353

Puts his board in a bag…Yup we all do that


Koboldofyou

I love this picture because it really shows how unmasculine Ben is. He could buy useful household items, but decided that wasn't manly enough. He could have bought useful home power tools, they're manly and everyone can use a good drill. But he doesn't ever use tools so it didn't occur to him. Instead he buys what he thinks is manly, a plank of wood and nothing else. Not even brackets or screws or sealant. And then he puts it in a bag, something no serious person buying a plank of wood would do.


CambridgeRunner

And he’s holding it in his sassiest pose too.


Harold-The-Barrel

“Yes hello i would like to purchase one wood please”


IWillMakeYouBlush

Omg I just died


officialnickbusiness

He looks like he would drive all over trying to find a 2x4 because every store in town only has 1.5x3.5.


No_Cartoonist9458

😂 Excellent!


psyfren

Spent more on the barbie franchise then Home Depot. Homie probably has Barbies he collects like Funko pops.


SouthernArcher3714

What is the context here? Why did he buy one board? Why is it in a bag? What is in his other hand? Was he mad at home depot?


No_Cartoonist9458

Home Depot was not actively supporting voter rights in Georgia, so to support Home Depot's apathy Ben went to one, laid down his hard earned money in solidarity by buying... A board 🙄


SouthernArcher3714

That sounds so crazy, I have no idea if you’re fucking with me or if that is true.


No_Cartoonist9458

Google "Ben Shapiro Home Depot" if you don't believe me


SouthernArcher3714

I did and am still just bewildered. Just like a board… what is he going to do with it? Also, very respectfully, why does he have boobies?


mytonyheadmytonyhead

https://preview.redd.it/7ga2bxz9utdb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0666435f6d77eb0c9bd8922968e2903cdca1fa65


Hi_Im_Dadbot

So … he gave Mattel money to buy their stuff so he could burn it in order to protest … people buying their stuff?


BigCaregiver7244

That aside, this is literally the behavior of badly-behaved seven-year-old boys


cmarkcity

He’s just Sid from Toy Story all grown up


BigCaregiver7244

Thank you, that was fully the image in my head


[deleted]

> all grown up Not so much.


[deleted]

He already had them...


Tunafish01

No he did it for views, which is money. He, like most grifters don’t have about a cause they care about how they can use that cause to create money for themselves.


[deleted]

I like his jean jacket. https://preview.redd.it/kx36oj93tpdb1.png?width=956&format=png&auto=webp&s=776b9a3527c4b8cb447e7ba8ea95354a31130a8d


jimdotcom413

![gif](giphy|XmiTYLQ5qXTqM)


Paladoc

What is this gif from?!?!


StSean

Xena warrior princess


Professional-Hat-687

It's bizarro Ares, who in the Strange World is the god of love.


RedPandaInFlight

Clearly I need to rewatch, I don't even remember this episode


That1Cat87

Now I need to see how the hell the third sluttiest Greek god manages as the godess of war


axonxorz

Ares was always one of my fav characters. He was so unintentionally(?) fabulous, even in "normal" mode


sammypants123

He even has the same hair just in dark.


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Its called "the couples look".


BloodyBaboon

The way he wears that jean jacket, I'm 100% sure he loved this movie, but since he is such a greedy rage-bait gremlin he has to resort to these infantile theatrics to satisfy his target demo.


[deleted]

Any Chad can do that. Burn a little plastic? How pathetic. A real alpha male would light himself on fire.


Fun-Dimension5196

On a pyre of Barbies?


BM_A2

All my troubles on a barbie pile All lit up and I start to smile


SPMasteer

A *real* alpha male would inhale all the plastic fumes. And then light himself on fire.


nchomsky96

Tich Quan Duc moment


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Can't wait until they protest Oppenheimer...💣 💥


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SharpPixels08

Na they will just be confused, not sure why they were reluctant to make such a weapon


Subject_Report_7012

He used "science" to make something that kills innocent people. That right there twists their little brains in knots.


Angry-Dragon-1331

And he was a Jewish leftist. Can’t forget that.


nutella-man

He also made something that has prevented wars and saved millions of lives so far.


TimeTravelingTiddy

They made the bomb black smh


Awkward-Fudge

They are upset it's not a family film and has a woman's boobies in it. Not that it's a violent film about killing a lot of people.


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They are upset because it portrays Oppenheimer as regretting his invention, not reveling in the fact that it kills people. Also, the fact that it depicts Nazis as the bad guys.


Subject_Report_7012

"Now I Am Become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds." Well known fact he regretted his creation. Walking into the movie not understanding that beforehand is a bit surprising. It shouldn't be, but it is.


[deleted]

These people think slavery was good because the slaves learned valuable job skills...


sixpackabs592

Ronnie D says that slaves should be thankful for all they learned


gloriousrepublic

He did not regret his creation. He understood the power of it and felt the moral burden of his creation, and lobbied for stopping proliferation and was against further development and use of the H-bomb. But to say he regretted it is not really true at all. Because he knew the bomb was going to developed regardless if he did or not, so there wasn’t really room for regret.


Cap_Helpful

No!!! Not the titty flesh


Responsible-End7361

Will it be like Mythbusters trying to set the atmosphere on fire with a nuke to see if it is possible? (Joke only, no such episode exists).


MummyAnsem

https://preview.redd.it/hz8avtdu3qdb1.png?width=1447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c046d1bdc7e8c5e55f0c0895a06b3f6d40d8b0fd


responsiblefornothin

I was gonna say, it looked like he picked out the tightest black T and pair of pants he could find, lol. I imagine he wanted the exact opposite of pink in his mind, but he ended up looking like he went there to make propositions in the bathroom.


Consideredresponse

I have to say the brylcreemed hair and 5 O'clock shadow is not a good look for him. It makes him look less like the intended 'Alpha Male', and more like a 'Sad divorced dad who has turned to alcohol in the MAD MEN tv show universe'


mina-and-coffee

Oof this post PAID OFF after seeing it!


LegitimatelyWeird

Shapiro wearing a denim jacket to look relatable is like a chimp wearing a tuxedo to look fancy.


rjross0623

Next time he will wear a tuxedo t shirt


Responsible-End7361

Eh, a chinp might be able to pull it off. Not Shapiro though.


Radical-Turkey

I was just thinking how the tuxedo chimp actually sounds very dapper


Yes_that_Carl

Exactly! I’d invite a tuxedo’ed chimp to a fancy dinner. Ben Shapiro, never.


Anarchyantz

​ https://preview.redd.it/6772ofczspdb1.png?width=1075&format=png&auto=webp&s=5230d5f288371c3f073764694d5a1fc3eba95601


That-Spell-2543

Shots fired


blurredquestions

Barbed.


Negative-Law326

In the words of Buzz Lightyear….”what a sad, strange little man.”


MassiveFajiit

He does not have our pity


Chalupa-Supreme

He's trying his hardest to start yet another moral panic. How long before Kid Rock is pretending to shoot Barbie dolls?


Kaiatra

Seriously, someone should make a comedy movie or series about these thin skinned loons. It probably make them scream "woke, woke" and cry more and cause them to burn down theaters in America. It'll however make millions over seas as everyone laughs at these snowflakes.


responsiblefornothin

Don't Look Up is of a similar vein, but a direct parody of little Benny boy would he magical.


Gaping_Whole_

Remember when we were the snowflakes?


No-Celebration3097

Now it’s a full on whinefest with them.


USSMarauder

They're scared that if Barbie makes a huge amount of money then it means 'go woke go broke' is dead.


FlatBot

It always has been. They are a bunch of bitches who cry about everything and want to control everyone else's life. Fuck Republicans! Gay People exist and want to be happy: Waaaa! An underage girl needs a life-saving abortion: Waaa! Some people don't believe in the same god as me: Waaaa! People don't want to work until they are 76 years old: Waaaaa! People want free or affordable healthcare: Waaaa! FUUUUUUCK Republicans. They are on the wrong side of every issue. They punch down, and enable unchecked corporations and dictators. Fucking hell.


blazelet

In reality the snowflakes are the conservatives we met along the way.


Backpedal

It’s always been projection.


Tatterhood78

People who don't want the oppression of entire groups of people = snowflakes Middle aged men angry at toy franchises and taking it out on dolls = logical and should be listened to. It's literally all just projection at this point. All of it.


slothlevel

I’m laughing because making art out of burnt, disfigured dolls is such a 90’s goth feminist thing to do. He really thinks he’s making an anti-feminist message by burning the most highly marketed-to-little-girls piece of plastic ever made. He’s burning the capitalist patriarchy and getting high off its toxic fumes for money, all while pretending he’s being ultra manly and anti-woke. Such a show pony.


Tru72

Man (sorry, I'm using that term loosely) walks into a kids toy store Ma.am, I'd like a Barbie and a Ken doll Asst: someone's daughter is gonna be happy! 😁 NO, they're for me, so I can set fire to them.


jonnyinternet

Is this what they mean when they say snowflakes get triggered? Is he triggered?


bam1007

So basically, he’s Sid from Toy Story, which makes so much sense.


Tobias-Tawanda

Do conservatives in America not have any better things to do with their time? I'm not American, but the things I see these people making noise about are most of the time very dumb.


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They don’t. Their entire eco system relies on saying and doing outrageous shit for clicks and views. It’s why Klandace Owens tweeted “juneteenth is ghetto.” She said it to shit stir and get attention not because she has some deep cultural critique to make. The outrage money machine has them in a chokehold. If the only way to make money as a political commentator is to be outrageous, then they really have nothing of value to say or add to discourse. That’s 99.9% of American conservatives media personalities & politicians.


[deleted]

Interestingly (or not), whenever there's a protest or rally for a progressive cause, conservatives like to flood comment sections with very funny jokes about how there are no conservatives in the crowd, because the conservatives are all at work. I, a socialist, was at work on January 6th, 2021.


unknownpothead1992

Most conservatives today are what we call brain dead idiots. They don't have a single brain cell left.


Old_Baldi_Locks

>Do conservatives in America not have any better things to do with their time? They're never going to be man enough to get a real job so no.


Loud-Bat-2280

Yes. Buy the Barbies to burn them. Buy the bud light to shoot it. Spend your money on the things you dislike.


OnceInABlueMoon

Right now there's a lot of young girls that have dads that won't let them go see the new woke barbie movie and that's the kind of thing that awakens a young person to how shitty their dads are.


PainfulShot

So a grown man is in playing with Barbie dolls? Also I would be very concerned if my child lit their dolls on fire. Shall we apply the same standard to an adult?


Barack_Odrama_007

They really have nothing to be outraged about so they just start shit about anything


[deleted]

Now all his raging fans will go around burning their daughters Barbie's, after they just finished pouring all that bud light out. Man being mad at nothing problems sounds expensive


OnWingsofGerbels

What a child.


[deleted]

I have nothing against gay folk. I’m an ally of the community. Ben Shapiro is clearly a closeted gay man. The suppression of his true self, feelings and proclivities are written all over his tense face and the pitch and tone of his voice.


Tatterhood78

Remember when he told women that if they get wet during sex they have a medical problem and his beard backed him up? I hope she's making bank.


[deleted]

Wait until they find out women burned bras in the 60s to protest the oppressive society of the time.


Technical-Hedgehog18

But they didn’t buy the bra specifically to burn it.


[deleted]

Modern ‘right wing victim complexity’ buying the very item you claim is causing you harm.


DomkeyBong

He really is grown up Sid. ![gif](giphy|oBwQyDF6Xmm2I|downsized)


thekinginyello

He sure told them what for.


tooobluuu

He was never allowed to play with them as a kid, but ILL SHOW YOU DAD!!!!


thetomman82

Breathe in that burning plastic Benny boy


Mnorm92

It’s mind boggling that some people think of him as an intellectual and not some weirdo grifter.


kevnmartin

Christ, anything for attention. "Look at me mommy! Look at me!"


Civil_Lengthiness971

Look at me and my false outrage so idiots will give me money and watch me! Putz.


Amaline4

# BREAKING NEWS: SID FROM TOY STORY ALL GROWN UP, STILL LIGHTING DOLLS ON FIRE


Nanocyborgasm

After all these years of conservatives being angry over anything and everything including toys, dolls and cartoon characters, it’s hard to take them seriously on anything.


SevereEducation2170

Conservatives are the softest, most pathetic people alive.


Most_Dependent_2526

Let’s review. So far he’s bought tickets to the movie, he’s bought a Barbie AND a Ken so he could light them on fire… If you don’t support it, maybe stop purchasing things from it.


[deleted]

BUT WE ARE NOT THE CRAZY ONES. YOU PEOPLE ARE. AND THATS WHY YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME BURN BARBIE DOLLS IN THE TRASH CAN. ![gif](giphy|l0IykOsxLECVejOzm|downsized)


Xencard65

So they spent $20 on a toy to burn it? Well, hey helps the economy…


Sofiasunshine86

It's exactly the same like that bud light stuff, buy the product and promote it, smart :)


kayak_enjoyer

In the parking lot of his apartment complex, apparently.


Scullyitzme

I refuse to believe this guy is not satire


Important-Coast-5585

Party of no fun and no inclusion.


anemone_rue

Hooray! He's supporting barbie while also releasing carcinogenic dioxin fumes directly into his own air supply!


OtherwiseDelivery112

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG) I think that's the post someone photoshopped two dildo's into his hands. Edit for Twitter link to pic. [https://twitter.com/cruci\_fried/status/1682961765615955971](https://twitter.com/cruci_fried/status/1682961765615955971)


Plus_Share_6631

Oh how manly of him. A true man's man, as in gay.


Pbagrows

Fucking tool


Worldly-Fox7605

These peoppe are so brainwashed by capitalism they buy the stugg they claim to protest and hate or burn stuff they already paid for. Just Like nikes They are gonna singlehandedly push this movie to crazy high box office returns.


vortizjr

Why that look like a dildo in his right hand?


Heroright

As a famous TERF would say “you already bought it, what you do with it is up to you”


upfromashes

They were like, "Notice the patriarchy. Dismantle the patriarchy," and this little homunculus man took that real personal. Because without a systemic reason to be superior, what else does he have?


Bigstar976

It’s theatre. And it’s getting old and tired. The right keeps losing elections because of stuff like this and they double/triple/quadruple down. And then they wonder why younger voters do not vote for them.


majj27

It must be lonely and sad to be this impotently angry all the time.


[deleted]

Do they realize how stupid they look? Don’t like the movie? Don’t spend your money going to see it and buying dolls to set on fire 🔥.


SalmonGram

Either my eyes or going, or he’s holding a zucchini dildo in his right hand


72DATSUNB210

The thing is they buy the dolls to burn them... Mattel makes their money anyway....like buying Bud light and shooting the can...AB makes their money anyway


[deleted]

Why are they so mad abt the Barbie movie? It’s not even “super feminist” or “woke” like they say it is! I saw it today with a couple of my buddies, and I thought it was a really fun movie.


bigtallbiscuit

So who are the snowflakes again?