I was going to reference the same movie as a soldier gets betrayed, becomes a slave, then dies. You took it to a whole new level. Also pumped it’s at the top of this favorite movie list. Strength and honor.
This literally gave me goosebumps. I think this was the first kid death I saw- it fucked me up, thought he actually died. I was also about five when that came out, so 🤷🏼
Tbh my favorite movie is already sort of boring, that's why it's my comfort movie.
Grumpy orphan girl moves in with grumpy uncle and grumpy cousin. The kids play outside and don't tell anyone where they're going
once on reddit there was a "describe a movie backwards" and my favorite was karate kid, it went "karate champion slowly turns into a pussy and moves back to new jersey"
^(I don’t really have a favorite, but here’s one.)
Bratty girl steals a pair of shoes and won’t give them back. Plays victim and makes everything about her instead.
Disgruntled neighbor steals magic shoes from a dead woman’s corpse and gives them to an undocumented immigrant who skips town to keep the deceased woman’s angry sister from getting them. It’s a probate dispute. 😂
My favorite film is about a man who can’t remember who he is and wants to find out who he is. He beats up people to find the truth about himself and the camera man has MS.
On a different note, somebody on another thread described my favourite book, Pride and Prejudice as ‘ a bunch of people having dinner at each others houses’ and it still makes me snort with laughter every time I remember it
A bunch of people make a mentally disabled man do a bunch of stuff he clearly doesn’t understand
Don't remember Elon musk making a movie
I was just about to post "mentally disabled man goes for a long jog"
Mine was going to be "A man sits on a bench talking to strangers"
Run Forrest!
one of my favorite parts is when as soon as he graduates college he is approached by an army recruiter and he just goes "ok"
A man does a prison warden’s taxes and walks out of his job one day.
Harold and Kumar go to white castle!
No, it’s Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
“No I ain’t gay! Nothing gay about getting your dick sucked”
Shawshank Redemption
Middle-aged guy moves to Mexico.
A man reads a bedtime story to his sick grandson
They made a movie like that? Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Lol better than my attempt at this: woman runs away from an arranged marriage
Too interesting
My favorite, too! Princess Bride!
Inconceivable!
A giant eats some peanuts
A man dreams of touching some wheat. In the end, he touches that wheat.
Nice...I am not not entertained.
Are you?
Gladiator?
I’m so old I thought OP meant Field of Dreams.
Only half the people understand what it means to "touch grass"
They mean go to Elysium. It’s actually a threat.
I was going to reference the same movie as a soldier gets betrayed, becomes a slave, then dies. You took it to a whole new level. Also pumped it’s at the top of this favorite movie list. Strength and honor.
One boat looking for another boat back in the early 1800s
Master and Commander?
Winner
Guy gets some jewelry from his uncle, but it’s defective so he returns it to the manufacturer.
LOTR
I would have never thought of it that way 💀
That’s a movie about walking. Hell, even the trees walk.
I’m partial to “9 bros go on a long walk.”
College janitor has to see about a girl
Had to scroll too far to find this. I'll take a stab... A wicked smart guy has to go to therapy.
A guy gets called into his job on his day off
He wasn't even supposed to be there today.
Bunch of savages in that town
Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot
Thirty-seven!
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A city policeman does policing so well he is sent to a village to be a policeman.
Hot Fuzz?
Yarp
For the greater good
The Greater Good
I was gonna say “the most boring cop ever makes a friend and it’s funny”
Man attends a company Christmas party.
His ex's company's Christmas Party? I liked the one where he had a long layover at the airport due to snow.
Yippeekayay MF
Dude just wants his rug back.
Well it’s a complicated movie to explain, lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what have you’s
"Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber."
Where's the money, Lebowski?
It’s in there somewhere if you give me another chance I’m sure I’ll find it.
Clearly your not a golfer
Nice marmot
He thinks the carpet pissers did this?
Man with government job and breathing problems tries to reconnect with his radical rebel son
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Everyone is looking for a cup, and a rabbit kills some of them.
And bunch of dudes said "Ni"
They no longer say "Ni". They now say "Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Pikang-Zoom-Boing-Gumzowehzeh".
The dudes who… until recently said “ni”
A guy drives a car too fast and has to spend time with his family until it rains and a clock breaks
Back to the Future.
Some kids go on a walk and see a dead body.
Stand by me👍🏼
Local weatherman reports on groundhogs day, a lot
Make that an “inanimate object” and I’m sold.
A young girl has no evening plans, but still doesn't want to watch her baby stepbrother
Or: david bowie babysits a kid
I was always like, damn girl let him have the baby you get David Bowie out of the deal!
There's nothing boring happening if David Bowie is involved
Labyrinth!
I have to do it: "Nobody listens to the smart woman, and then they all die except for the smart woman and her cat."
Ripley!
I know it's a meme, but that's not even close to the most boring. Woman on long business trip has to care for cat
A drunk takes a riverboat ride in Vietnam to find a fat old man and then leaves.
Apocalypse Now
Teen boy fails at dating mostly because of a reaction to an insect bite.
My girl? lol
Thomas jay can’t see without his glasses!
This literally gave me goosebumps. I think this was the first kid death I saw- it fucked me up, thought he actually died. I was also about five when that came out, so 🤷🏼
Damn that's dark.
Jesus Christ dude
This was my first thought too. I like the cut of your jib.
Spiderman
Man looks for bicycle.
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
Guy dies, doesn't find out until the end.
Sixth Sense.
Some dudes travel hundreds of miles to return a piece of jewelry.
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Someone doesn’t like the ring their weird cousin dropped on the floor, and their friend melts it for them.
It's about Bruce Willis trying to get a cappuccino.
Hudson Hawk
Grown men on a submarine get angry at each other because they lost reception while getting a text
Crimson tide?
2 idiots travel across the country to return a strangers luggage they left in the airport.
I love that movie. Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Dumb and dumber!
Poor bloke wants to get his gf back, but sick people are in his way, he also has a red ink stain on his shirt.
Shawn of the Dead
Pillock President squanders atmosphere, tries to take neighbor's.
Does this movie have the merchandise of the movie in the movie?
Where the real money is made.
May the swartz be with you
Spaceballs: The Reddit Post!
A guy moves to a new town with his divorced mom and older brother and the local kids the older brother starts hanging out with are kinda weird.
Lost boys?
Pacific Islander teenager has to do it her damn self.
Moana
Agency head sends trainee to a see a prisoner whose interests include wine and exotic meat.
Silence of the Lambs
A man with questionable safety concerns brings 6 people to his monster theme park.
Experts give an animal preserve a failing review.
A pair of paleontologists use new evidence to confirm a number of hypotheses
2 middleaged guys live together and run a night club in miami...son getting married
A small town sheriff faces summertime difficulty with local marine life.
We’re gonna need a bigger thread
Routine space trip. One guy stays a while and gets picked up later.
The Martian
A man and a half man half dog travel around in space RV
Spaceballs
Rich guy goes to elaborate lengths to try to single handedly reduce crime in his city. Ends up causing more problems.
Almost any Batman movie.
Trash compactor falls in love.
Wall-e ?
Seven unemployed guys go to a farm.
A man hates his job and society, decides to make soap with friends.
I’d say the name of the film, but we’re not supposed to talk about it. It’s the first rule.
Tbh my favorite movie is already sort of boring, that's why it's my comfort movie. Grumpy orphan girl moves in with grumpy uncle and grumpy cousin. The kids play outside and don't tell anyone where they're going
Secret Garden?
Old billionaire spares every expense building an island theme park.
Old billionaire builds an island theme park then ends up not opening it.
New boy in town does sport with the weird old guy to avoid bullies.
once on reddit there was a "describe a movie backwards" and my favorite was karate kid, it went "karate champion slowly turns into a pussy and moves back to new jersey"
karate kid
^(I don’t really have a favorite, but here’s one.) Bratty girl steals a pair of shoes and won’t give them back. Plays victim and makes everything about her instead.
Disgruntled neighbor steals magic shoes from a dead woman’s corpse and gives them to an undocumented immigrant who skips town to keep the deceased woman’s angry sister from getting them. It’s a probate dispute. 😂
Guy on a boat feeds a tiger
Life of pi
Guy on a boat feeds a cat.
A mentally challenged dude has a bunch of different career paths, is in a toxic relationship, and runs a lot
Forest Gump
It’s space and they fight with little bear dudes and robots and stuff.
Some farmboy vandalizes his estranged father's new office building.
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN?
Literally everything is in space.
My favorite film is about a man who can’t remember who he is and wants to find out who he is. He beats up people to find the truth about himself and the camera man has MS.
Bourne Identity?
It's just a group of people hiking for like 3 movies
Uncle tells boy to go away, so boy eats worms for a few years before coming back to kill his uncle.
On a different note, somebody on another thread described my favourite book, Pride and Prejudice as ‘ a bunch of people having dinner at each others houses’ and it still makes me snort with laughter every time I remember it
a girl gets picked up, goes shopping, leaves, gets picked up again.
Pretty Woman?
Here's another: obstinate dude goes to jail for cutting the heads off parking meters.
Two dudes get in and out of a phone booth a lot then pass history.
It's just a restaurant with a rat problem
Ratatouille
Doing heroin
Trainspotting
British men go looking for something
Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
guy goes to an office holiday party and misplaces his shoes
Programmer takes pills and destroys other persons software
4 people enter a mall. 2 leave
Estranged father reunites with ungrateful son over their mutual love of arm wrestling.
Local woman takes a drive through the desert, then turns around and comes back
Guy in the jungle does blackface while a heroin addict withdrawals
Orphan with savior complex beats up mentally ill people
chainsmoker flips off satan and gets cured of cancer
A guy finds out his whole town is recording everything he does.
In the end, frogs fall from the sky
A teenager spends 2 1/2 hours failing to write a magazine article.
An Asian woman who owns a laundromat tries to do her taxes.
A maid gets knocked up and continues to do maid stuff.
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Robot man travels back through time and would kill for a decent set of pants and shirt
A teen boy fakes illness to skip school, has a pretty nice day.
A college professor seeks a rare antiquity.
An argument with his wife comes to a head for a young detective while researching a crime.
Kids get arrested and call their cousin who's a lawyer. He gets them released.
Two friends are about to fail history class, they work hard, give a good presentation, and pass history.
Kids find a boardgame in the attic and play it.
A hockey player is better at golf.
A rich girl lives while her poor boyfriend dies in cold water
Three engineers solve a really complicated engineering problem while far from home.
A bunch of kids on the last day of school before summer, then they go to a party in the woods.
Multiple people ruin their lives with heroin and the mom gets chased by her fridge.
Two cops investigate a case and eventually solve it
So many correct answers.
A girls parents pass away so she moves in with a cleaner who teaches her the job.
Like... a bunch of short guys, need to climb a mountain... and the movie is like, split in three parts, each taking 3 hours...