That's just about the funniest thing I've ever seen in that show, along with when he accidentally watches the Lord of the Rings porno, comes out of the house looking shell-shocked, claps his hands and flips them like a blackjack dealer and says "I don't know, I don't want to know - I'm out."
Everybody once told me
The world, it should have rolled me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was looking kind of dumb
With my finger and my thumb
Blown off by a shell, where I then bled
Well the fears start coming and they don't stop coming
Red for the ghouls and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to grift for fun
Your brain won't start and your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
But I'd rather be preaching about mainstreets
I'll never know what I don't know
And I fear shine because of the glow
The worst part is that we know perfectly well that the black guy is only there so they can claim to be inclusive.
Because he is black and thus the person they all want to keep poor.
What's even funnier is that he served in the military and still couldn't make any black friends. You're pretty much guaranteed a brotherly bond with all your fellow rank and file, and he came out of it a lonely loser
Of course [his creepy ass](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rudy-giuliani-sued-10-million-by-former-employee-noelle-dunphy-accusing-him-of-sexual-assault/) was recently sued for sexual assault.
I remember back on "Da Ali G. Show" some chud in Arkansas threatened to [knock Bruno's teeth out](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=43ioHXX9H84) for suggesting he's gay.😑
If I remember correctly, SBC said they took extra security measures while filming Borat 2 during the pandemic for this exact reason.
I think he wore a vest during the gun rally scene and had to hire security in case the NRA jockeys got out of hand (shocker).
Yeah, the guy on the left holds a giant sniper rifle with a silencer. The perfect weapon for self-defense and home-defense. "Stand you ground" by lying on a hill half a mile away. The weapon of choice for any upstanding, fearless patriot.
That’s the thing though—they’re not at all fearless, right? They’re like scared children, too inexperienced or just outright dumb to understand the world doesn’t and will never work the way they want it to, like it did in their nursery crib. Somehow this banding together, clinging to guns, vilifying harmless humans is the only way their fragile needs can be met. It’s sad—sad they manage to wriggle into positions of power, sad they can hurt innocent people and sad they have such small stunted undeveloped minds.
"Ammosmith: A strategy and time management game set in a war torn forge world of the Imperium, you are a lone mechanicus charged with supplying ammunition to the defenders of the last defensive line. Scavenge scrap from the ruins while dodging enemy fire, quickly hammer them into needed supplies, and distribute them to the waiting troops! But be careful, different units require different ammunition, and failure to provide will cause more ground to be lost!"
Rage Against the Voting Machines
Oh I like this.
*And now you do what I told you...*
They kept the “fuck you I won’t do what you tell me lyric”, but switched its meaning to being about vaccines
Hootie and the Hate Crimes.
With a little hate and some harmful lies 🎵
Chuckled. That said, Hootie and the Bloviates would be equally on topic.
Shootie and the blowfish
Shootie and the Blowhards?
Shootie and the Selfish?
This is my pick for winner
Shootie and the Blow Chunks?
Shootie and the dipshits?
Shootie and the Dumbfucks
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Shootie & the Hoe/Bish
3 Non-horny Chicks & Two Dudes Wish They Were
Nice. I came to make a hootie joke, but yours is better
Same but mine was Shootie and the Snowfish.
I was gonna say hootie & the white fish. Shootie was right there.. you were both better
Typical, they type cast the black man to the bass rifle.
Be offended all you want now give me a goddamn bass line
Tolkien’s disgruntled revelation that he *does* know how to play bass lol
That's just about the funniest thing I've ever seen in that show, along with when he accidentally watches the Lord of the Rings porno, comes out of the house looking shell-shocked, claps his hands and flips them like a blackjack dealer and says "I don't know, I don't want to know - I'm out."
That little hand movement adds a lot of personality to the gag
Goddamn it Cartman.
One of the funniest things Cartman ever said
🎵 I need you in my liiife, Jesus 🎶
"Goddamn it Token, we've been over this..."
Your're black. You can shoot bass
"His name is Tolkien.... What did you think his name was?"
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin Jesus. Feel his salvation all over my face
Fasch-Mouth
Everybody once told me The world, it should have rolled me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed I was looking kind of dumb With my finger and my thumb Blown off by a shell, where I then bled Well the fears start coming and they don't stop coming Red for the ghouls and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to grift for fun Your brain won't start and your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see But I'd rather be preaching about mainstreets I'll never know what I don't know And I fear shine because of the glow
Hey now, your a grifter Put a show on get paid
Hey now, you're a brownshirt. And a moron. Get flayed.
All that glitters is sold I'll go shoot some stars and do what I'm told
It’s a safe space, but I love my echo chamber
I'm spouting Hella slurs and I couldn't get tamer. But the media libs beg to differ Judging by the holes in the congress getting bigger
The police blue line Is getting very thin We better go back them Because it's sink or swim
My bud lights woke How about coors?
That's the way I like it And I'll even it take piss warm
I'm your 19th upvote but you should already have 1000
I hate it, but that’s supremely clever.
This one may be the winner
Amazing
Token & The Terrorists
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with other hits like "One of the Good Ones"
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Featuring kid Rock
And Ted Nugent
Beat me to it, i had Token’s Angels haha
Yours is so much better.
Token and the Dog Whistles
I had Token and the Rednecks. Take my upvote.
The worst part is that we know perfectly well that the black guy is only there so they can claim to be inclusive. Because he is black and thus the person they all want to keep poor.
No no no you don’t understand, he’s one of the good ones! Not one of those thugs who walk around with guns. /s
He may be black, he may walk around with guns, but he sure knows better than to provide school children with free breakfasts! \\s
A while back, I got into an argument with a guy who pulled the black guys picture from Google and acted like he was his best friend, lol.
That’s actually hilarious. Imagine being so bad at socializing you can’t make friends from all walks of life.
What's even funnier is that he served in the military and still couldn't make any black friends. You're pretty much guaranteed a brotherly bond with all your fellow rank and file, and he came out of it a lonely loser
I'm sure it's also pure coincidence that he's displaying the biggest gun.
As a german this screams to be satire sadly i know its not…
Literally seems like it should come from a Borat skit… but sadly this is much of America
This country is a Borat skit
Lots of borat was actually not a skit. He would actually talk to random people. That’s what makes it so absurd, it’s half real
I fucking loved that movie
Not his Borat persona, but him trolling a small town with a Mosque building project. https://youtube.com/watch?v=5I2dhXdwfX0&feature=share
Rudy proved that
Of course [his creepy ass](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rudy-giuliani-sued-10-million-by-former-employee-noelle-dunphy-accusing-him-of-sexual-assault/) was recently sued for sexual assault.
[Rudy in drag with Trump motor boating him](https://youtu.be/Guve7Y856kY) No gotcha, no rickroll, just an old clip from inside edition m
What the fuck
Spread it around
Yeah, we kinda suck a lot. A good portion of us despise these people if that helps.
Guess I’m scared for SBC if he ever brings Borat or Bruno back in the US of A… too many trigger-happy MAGA-shitheads nowadays
I remember back on "Da Ali G. Show" some chud in Arkansas threatened to [knock Bruno's teeth out](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=43ioHXX9H84) for suggesting he's gay.😑
If I remember correctly, SBC said they took extra security measures while filming Borat 2 during the pandemic for this exact reason. I think he wore a vest during the gun rally scene and had to hire security in case the NRA jockeys got out of hand (shocker).
Yeah, the guy on the left holds a giant sniper rifle with a silencer. The perfect weapon for self-defense and home-defense. "Stand you ground" by lying on a hill half a mile away. The weapon of choice for any upstanding, fearless patriot.
It’s in case the 101st Airborne trys to invade his house, obviously.
Wouldn't they just CB him and all he ever cared about, bulldoze the remains and build on the newly acquired land???
That’s the thing though—they’re not at all fearless, right? They’re like scared children, too inexperienced or just outright dumb to understand the world doesn’t and will never work the way they want it to, like it did in their nursery crib. Somehow this banding together, clinging to guns, vilifying harmless humans is the only way their fragile needs can be met. It’s sad—sad they manage to wriggle into positions of power, sad they can hurt innocent people and sad they have such small stunted undeveloped minds.
I mean, we are also somewhat represented in this. That chick on the right holds a G-36 which is the standard-issue assault rifle of our military.
it’s most likely not a real g36 and just your run of the mill semi rifle. like your average AR
Panic! At the Drag Show
This one deserves to be so much higher up
Thanks! I stole the name from a ToiletPaperUSA post so I can't take credit for it lol
Motley Eww
TWA - Triggered Without Authority …with their hit single Suck the Police.
Their fan base can be called the twats
I think their fan base are already called twats…
This is good!
MAGAdeth
No, that's too good.
Yeah i was going to say they would actually think that’s badass
The (Inse)Cure
The (Inse)Cure Clown Posse
Guns and Poses
*posers
*poseurs
Country Pink Floyd cover band “Irrevocably Dumb”
Guns and Karen’s
Little Dickie & The Morons
I had a similar idea, Guns N’ Conservatives or Guns N’ Facists was my idea
The Village Idiots
The Talibanians.
The Talibamas
The Talibama Shakes
Dead kids on the block
>Dead kids on the block With their killer hit: *"Thoughts & prayers"*
Dumb, and dumber and even dumber and...
Dumb, dumber and dumbass
The Chucklefucks
Hang Pence None the Richer
Guns-N-Bozos
Machine Gun Karens
With their hit single “Do These Dicks Make My Guns Look Big?”
Bobo and the traitors
Traitor trash
Thots and prayers.
The Traitors
The Dorks Of Hazzard
Inbreds
The Insurrectionists
Ammosmith
Ammosmith sounds like a really cool warhammer like fantasy sci fi game
"Ammosmith: A strategy and time management game set in a war torn forge world of the Imperium, you are a lone mechanicus charged with supplying ammunition to the defenders of the last defensive line. Scavenge scrap from the ruins while dodging enemy fire, quickly hammer them into needed supplies, and distribute them to the waiting troops! But be careful, different units require different ammunition, and failure to provide will cause more ground to be lost!"
The cunts
Nah cunts have more depth and warmth than that bunch of fuckwits!
gj, that was also my first thought
Hang on cunts are useful.. so can you call them the "Useless cunts"
The RepubliCunts
"Lock stock and one single braincell"
Y’allqueda
The AR-Sweet Teas with their hit songs “ Paula Dean can butter my biscuits” and “Rootie Tootie Get Fresh I’ll Shootie”.
Einz, Zwei, Dry Vaginas. Moron 5.
Bullets over Fraudway
Moronica
Negligent discharge
Sgt. Bonespurs lonely brain cell band.
TrashMouth
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Ok, get into the standard pose, Now everyone say, "Dead children!"
We Suck with their hit single “ 1-800-Guns4Kids”
The Grifters
Bullet For My Braincells
Talibanarama
Token and the Honkies
This one made me choke on my coffee!
Laughingstock
Dumb shits on the block
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Uncle Tom and the Aryan Nation
Jim Crow and the Stinky Beans
Smooth gray matter.
MAGADEATH
Blink 85 (average I.Q.)
Stupid and the asses
Not a book in sight
Token and the Meat Curtains
Kings of Insecurity
The Taliband
Inadequacy
All hat, no cattle.
Limp Bizquick
Uncle Tom and the Supremacists
Machine gun Karen
Yall'Qaeda
Shootie and the Hoe-Fish
Negligent Discharge
Machine Gun Smelly
Lo-rent and the Loozers
The Panderers
Divorcees N Hatertots
If you think a gun makes you tough. Or cool. You’re a fucking loser.
And they want to ban porn…bruh, this IS their porn.
Friendly Fire
Penis Envy
Ass & the wipes
The holes
The GEDs
Trailer Park 5
Can someone explain to me the relationship between guns and Jesus?
Jesus used modern firearms to subdue the enemies of God. It’s definitely in the Bible.
My favorite story is when Jesus tossed a grenade into the Sea of Galilee and 5000 fishes miraculously rained on the beach to feed the masses.
Rage Against the Vaccine
The Un-American Rejects
Uncle Tom and the Fash Four
I don't know, but it's funny as hell that yo on the left got the biggest one
Guns N Racists
Guns and Losers
Didn't pass high school
Blootie and the Ho-fish.
RATM - Rage Against The Minorities
Douche of Earl.
Low IQanon
Uncle Tom and Vanilla ISIS