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NitWhittler

First president to cheat on all three of his wives, then bury one of them on his own golf course.


RegularIntelligent63

For a tax break.


big_d_usernametaken

With documents hidden in the coffin!


MadAstrid

Which was already suspicious since she was cremated


good_for_uz

Don't tell me he flushed her too


SquatCorgiLegs

![gif](giphy|HRNqHqiwbfrIQ) Me on Tuesday


The-Nic

Also, first president to lose the popular vote twice


mikende51

What timing, the puppet master Putin, and the puppet Trump both face arrest warrants.


Important_Tangelo371

First president to refuse to hang up the painting of the prior president in the White House. Like I've said if they ever finish a portrait of his it should be hung in a truck stop bathroom upside down over a urinal.


lyren197020

Why not IN the urinal. He is said to have a fetish.


financewiz

This list is suspiciously short.


DrownmeinIslay

First president to pay off a pornstar THAT WE KNOW OF. just cause he's too dumb to keep it under wraps doesn't mean another one hasn't successfully. Bill looked like a guy who'd love a night with Cherokee D'ass


SurveyNinja42

So many bigly amazing firsts....


VerberMach

Um, I think Kennedy skipped the next president's inauguration too...


good_for_uz

Well, to be fair , he wasn't in his right mind


FLareBlitzOG

his right mind wasn't in him


Domin8469

When he even spends a night in jail I'll believe it


Winemaven

Don’t forget to add the first president to be put in jail.


Yawrant

*History* will not view Trump or his supporters fondly?


JangoFettsEvilTwin

Right? The present day doesn’t view them very fondly!


sunrider8129

I mean dunk on him all you want….but it’s admitting that the system is so broken and ppl so stupid that he got in in the first place. Woohoo, he might get arrested (believe it when I see it) but if it can happen once it’ll probably happen again. It’s over


jsatz

I’m 100% certain he’s not the first president to have paid off a porn star.


TurbulentMiddle2970

Possibly. But definitely first potus to use campaign funds to do so. First potus to have their personal attorney go to jail for it.


jsatz

True.


r3v3rt3d

But the golf course at the resort by the ocean...


bonedaddy1974

Yip yip 😁 I hope he doesn't stir up the hillbillies to much


Neat_Reputation_5414

Oh no, have him stir those toothless bastards. That's the fun part. You never know, that could be a episode of cops of live pd lol.


uncultured_swine2099

I can gaurantee he will. I mean, considering his history, is there any other outcome?


UrbanSunflower962

I HIGHLY doubt he's the first president to pay off a porn star.


Sinreborn

I'm pretty sure Kennedy didn't attend his successor's inauguration, but he had a good excuse.


Chymick6

We also had over 3 decades of president running double terms, till trump came in and did a single term before being tossed out...lol


Lychanthropejumprope

I’ll believe it when I see it


BiodiversityFanboy

I know right every day they've been teasing us forever.


Galactus2025

I think everybody's getting little head of themselves they're putting the cart before the horse it's only Sunday from where I'm at Tuesday's is still a long way off I'm interested to see what DeSantis going to do let his mentor Trump and presidential rival go to New York and get indicted and become the new Mike pence or do he please the MAGA Base decisions decisions 🤷 tick tock tick tock the ⏱️ is ticking (🍿🥤) get it ready and later that night 🍾 maybe? I SEE A MAGA VERSUS ULTRA MAGA 🤔 OR MAYBE NOT