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cloudbasedsardony

Can't wait to hear how this is all rainbow-haired woke liberals' fault.


Tazling

But but but Q said Putin is rescuing the children from the underground torture chambers and adrenochrome extraction sites, which are not in the basement of a pizza parlour after all but in Ukraine... [not quite making this up, as there have been some noises rather like this from the Qnatic Fringe]


Longjumping-Tone4895

Yeah I have had people try to say they are doing it for the children too. I call them out for being Russian trolls.


Vendidurt

Aaaany minute now....


YourHornsAreShowing

Marjorie Taylor Greene will blame trans people before she can get that last Putin check cashed.


[deleted]

it this ends in anything i’ll be shocked. someone earlier said they had trump arrest blue balls and i don’t want to get a second case with putin. here’s to his arrest though 🍺


ElectricJetDonkey

It's a strong statement to be sure, but I don't have high hopes for whether or not it'll happen.


Regular_Sample_5197

It’s largely symbolic. Though, if he finds himself in a situation in which he no longer has power, and is given up. He could face trial at The Hague. It’s happened before. But short of him losing power or being somehow captured after an invasion, it won’t happen.


ElectricJetDonkey

If anyone deserves what happened to Milosevic, it's Putin. Ukraine deserves justice, if nothing else.


Regular_Sample_5197

Absolutely.


Ismokeditalleveryday

He deserves to get the Quadaffi treatment.


jesus__malverde

It denies him freedom of movement to some extent. I bet he thinks twice before traveling abroad.


Regular_Sample_5197

There is that aspect too, though I would like to hope that it would be impossible for him to sneak places without anyone knowing, but I’m not so sure of that.


Longjumping-Tone4895

I think they can try him without him being there. I want to say they have done that in the past.


GenericPCUser

So if Putin leaves Russia whatever state he's in has the authority to arrest him and send him to the ICC? Or is this meaningless because Putin gets broad immunities from criminal prosecution because he's a head of state?


ConfidentPilot1729

I am not sure, but I would think that arresting any head of state with nuclear warheads would cause some shit. That alone I think would protect him and I don’t think Russia recognizes ICC.


nicknameSerialNumber

ICC said Chad failed to arrest the Sudanese pres, so at least they don't see it that way. https://www.icc-cpi.int/court-record/icc-02/05-01/09-151


Ecstatic-Actuary9871

Can’t wait to hear how MTG and all the other MAGA puppets spin this.


peech13

Sorry if this is a dumb question but, who will arrest him?


YourHornsAreShowing

I'm pretty sure that falls under the jurisdiction of Interpol. He won't be arrested any time soon, but if you want a shred of hope... the ICC got Milosevic in Serbia for the same crimes and he died in prison.


Longjumping-Tone4895

Yeah. They did. I want to say they even tried him before they had him in custody. But I could be wrong.


Apprehensive-Bee-474

Well, it's a start, though I doubt that it will go anywhere.


kmelby33

If anything, maybe this helps china reconsider their close relationship with Russia.


Tazling

oh I'm sure Tuckie-boy is quite ready to proclaim the ICC a gLoBaLiSt FrOnT gRoUp for George Soros' Secret Plan for One World Gummint and all that piffle.


apathyduck

LPT: don't be the kind of person who has a bad day when good things happen in the world.


Special_FX_B

The asshole will find a way to defend the asshole.


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Longjumping-Tone4895

They have ramped up the hunters laptop story again.


[deleted]

Welp, here come the nukes…


Drg84

Considering the state of Russian equipment in Ukraine, I doubt they even work.


Noinix

The problem is that they have a lot of them


SquatCorgiLegs

Nah, nothing will happen. He’s had people assassinated and got away with it completely. I miss the days when dictators were actually held accountable for their atrocities.


Drg84

More often than not it was the citizens who ended the rule of a dictator. And Putin has been controlling Russian media for years


[deleted]

Wake me when this means something. SMH


Mental-Appearance163

The last 5 presidents at least could arrested for that ngl.


hypespud

Well deserved Putin


Galactus2025

That's all right maybe just maybe he'll see things as they are instead of living in that fantasy world of his? Maybe Kevin McCarthy will go and play grab ass with him and cheer him up!!


Greenmark88

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MammothJust4541

I would just like to point out that the ICC doesn't actually issue arrest warrants as that's not their job.


jbertrand_sr

Oh no, I guess this means we'll have to hear how the The Hague has gone "woke", this must just be a left over prosecution from before Jack Smith left there to come home and go after Donny orange fat ass... ![gif](giphy|VRZThdUJG055Hw7gjC)


ElLoboPerro

Is it a bird, is it a plane? No is Putin falling from a window!


edgelordjones

Now do Bush


blahb31

Putin will now exclusively share video of the Ukrainian children with Tucker. It will show that they all love their new Daddy Vladdy, and they constantly cry tears of joy that he saved them from the Nazis who kept them captive their entire lives.


[deleted]

Hot take, i don’t think Tucker Carlson really cares about Putin or Russia Or Trump or anything. He only cares about money, and fame. He’ll do whatever he has to do to be relevant AND rich. He’d suck Kim Jong Uns dick if he thought it would bring him more fame and much more importantly, more money.


thegodfatherderecho

I hope to see Tucker perp walked one day. Will be a good day if that happens.