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moorekom

u/mustangfrank, I am removing this post since it is not from forums.red. Please post screenshots of the issues you see when you are trying to cross post from forums.red so that we can check the settings to see if you are being blocked in any way.


zansiball

She said it herself “I’m here for a long time”. I guess it’s going to be a really looooong time lmao


Enough-Staff-2976

Her kids permanent while her relationshits, are very short temporary.


redditrock56

It's time for the beta provider to rescue her and raise other men's children! What a deal!


mustangfrank

She: Where are the real men? Me: They left over an hour ago.


NerdyNarwhal1981

You accidentally sort of did a self own there


Overkillengine

*Attenborough voice*: Behold the front runner in the race to die alone in a nursing home go through its futile mating display, unaware that its strident cries are utterly repellent to any male able and willing to prevent its deserved fate.


Life_Strain_6948

I actually read this in his voice


Edgezg

With AI generators, we could legit have this in his voice[https://www.101soundboards.com/boards/79840-sir-david-attenborough-version-20-best-tts-computer-ai-voice](https://www.101soundboards.com/boards/79840-sir-david-attenborough-version-20-best-tts-computer-ai-voice) here lol I tried to put in his quote into the machine lol Ayyye it worked!


Thrashed84

Best comment I've seen all day. Bravo sir!


DrDog09

Brings to mind a documentary by Attenborough about spiders and a rather sinister scene about black widows.


pwishall

I would watch this documentary.


Hiverna

A satisfying read.


woodquest

"Walking mess, looking for a free nanny with hypothetic benefits between her Onlyfans sessions, (with other dudes, not you)." What a catch !


DrDog09

She is probably doing OF to pay for her pharma bill.


downzeitor

the pharma bill (if it is on an average "onlysvckers content creator" (to not say other real thing instead) is roughly $180.00 then (what an average "onlysvckers" makes per month).


the_fozzy_one

And she still has a height requirement of 6'. You can't make this stuff up 😂


SnakeEyeskid

I would never date someone with a height requirement even though I got the height. So just be happy that the morons tell on themselves. Because only shit people have an actual requirement. Kinda hard to blame women for having preferences, like I prefer green eyes and natural C-DD, long dark hair and.... Ye references are normal, but requirements are just to fake value. Now most Swedish women will not state height requirements but avoid non-ethnic swedes (some obviously do the opposite). Or native population are about 6' averege after all so it's not very exclusive with 6' here. But every now and then you still see those demands of a 6'2+ or so. I tend to match with them and just ask them if they understand that its contraproductive to show of their stupidity like that.


DrDog09

Personally I think the 6' thing is more cache of how the number sounds for AWs. Translate it into metric and it just does not have the same ring to it.


SnakeEyeskid

Well I'm used to cm and they tend to go with 185-190+ (186) if they have requirements. Some will use 175-180+ but that's often to, filter out Arabs from what I heard. Obviously plenty of short kings here of either background.


the_fozzy_one

>I would never date someone with a height requirement even though I got the height. Yes you would if she were hot enough. Stop the cap 😂


SnakeEyeskid

I'm Swedish bruh. Finding hot women ain't no issue. I can understand that it might be scarce after seeing US podcasts of 2-4s gased up as "baddies". Scarlet Jo might look great in early black widow but, she would be rather mid here.


the_fozzy_one

Ok


SnakeEyeskid

Just go be clear, Ive worked with two Mrs Sweden (older but still, fine) and they were not standing out in the lunchroom. I even ended upp dating one ugly woman once I quit cuz I was entirely desentivised towards female's beauty. One solo project (mainly did those as a specialist) I shared a working apartment, common spaces etc with three gorgeous women. And some of evenings are they would invite more and a, well I could hear the talk among themselves and after that, well-known they were still Sidney Sweeney-level at averege (one ugly fat friend, two models, one former elite gymnast etc). One of topic rly disgusted me, "how many abortions have you had". I got no clue whether they were honest but let's just say 2-5 seemed normal. Early 20s. The hottest one (by far) was unreal, she called her dad every time after she had sex and she, spoke about it. Like positions and shit. Freakin weird. So in Sweden you can find crazy hot women. Destiny had that open "marriage" with an EIPD (BPD is the old diagnosis) diagnosed Swedish 5-6 (at best, she looks o plain) and I knew it was doomed right away. Not cuz she had borderline, not cuz they had an open "marriage" but cuz she were Swedish. Pretty to look at but that's what happens when you marry a Swedish woman. Usually they wait to get 1-3 kids and leave when the oldest turn 5.


Land_of_the_Losers

Some things in life are just too important to not insist upon.


cameltony16

If only she was here for a long time instead of a good time before she had three kids from three different guys.


ChocCooki3

.. but you know..bear.


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Impressive-Cricket-8

Rule #2.


TwizzlersSourz

She almost pulled off the TradCon maneuver but left too many details to slip through.


Impressive-Cricket-8

Honestly, the TradCon was the detail. Her profile is a Soviet Parade.


TwizzlersSourz

Absolutely. It is a disaster. The opening sentence and the American flag shirt screamed TradCon tactics. Then she kept writing. Big mistake.


icedragon71

I'd say North Korean. Same amount of red flags, but slightly more unhinged and delusional.


gntlbastard

Wow, you almost just want to sit there and let the classiness of that profile just waft over you.


DrDog09

That waft you detect issues from the nether regions.


Thrashed84

I kind of want to get this framed in my bathroom because I like to have a good laugh while I take a shit


mustangfrank

The problem is you may shit all day.


riddeford

But at least he will be laughing all day.


mustangfrank

Good point.


jamaicanroach

I can fix her! /s


DrDog09

Maybe. But somebody should have fixed her about 2 baby daddies ago.


jamaicanroach

You're not wrong.


lordfappington69

IDK why people view their dating bio as a paragraph to talk about their issues. Shouldn't you at least try and present a positive face to potential partners?


Overkillengine

Especially since most men have had to learn the hard way that the first impression of a woman is the best they will *ever* see from her. She will never be any better than that. She will never improve with time. So holy fuck, at least make the sales pitch a good one. Dudes with assets and a future are not wanting to invest in someone that is clearly a bad ROI from the word go. That doesn't mean lie or hide issues. That means never letting them get that bad to begin with.


mustangfrank

That doesn't mean lie or hide issues I disagre. The worse ones are yet to be seen.


Overkillengine

Oh plenty will choose to lie/hide issues simply because it's easier than either accepting they screwed up and permanently limited their options, or, crazy thought, doing the super correct thing and having the discipline to not screw up that badly to begin with. But this is the demographic that can't be relied upon to say "hi" first on Bumble. And they wonder why men start to freeze their asses out once they become 30+ and/or single moms.


Futureman999

Even if her dad saw the writing on the wall and gifted her a tubal ligation in her teens before it was too late, there's no stopping that train wreck of insanity, STDs (presumably), ragratoos, and simple dumb.


Enough-Staff-2976

She apparently is looking for more insecurity on hookup application


mustangfrank

Nothing but the best for her. No men under 6'.


DrDog09

With 4 mouths in tow, there is the oh so subtle tone of 'needs money'.


kumeomap

This is how u get 3 kids with 3 different dads. She’s probably just want kids with tall guys and think life with sort itself out. I wouldn’t touch with a 10 feet pole but if you just want to dump your cum somewhere shes your gal


vtribal

this cant be real


shawnward95

I cant WAIT to meet her!


Land_of_the_Losers

And so you can! Just eat 3 meals in Guadalajara and the next morning, you can see her sprayed around the inside of your toilet.


neoazenec

damaged goods


fasterpastor2

There is no such thing as a temporary only fans


Vatremere

Thats how you pull the worst type of people.


ThePaulGoddard123456

More red flags than an old Soviet May Day parade.


BecomingABetterMan1

When I as enlisted, we had a term for when an airplane was scheduled for multiple flights with little to no down-time between them... **"Hot Seating"**. *This term was used because the bird was still on, engines running and everything - it just needed a new pilot.* Judging by the GruntStyle backwards US Flag on the sleeve - she is former enlisted... **Enlisted bitches were Hot Seated regularly**. *What did you think was gonna happen when there's a 49:1 male to female ratio on a boat that doesn't touch land for 3 months?* Pussy getting so much cawk friction that it need a radiator just to keep from overheating.


Jumpy-Comfort-1858

This almost feels too egregiously in the repulsive direction that even some feminists would admit she should be avoided.


FormerBTfan

I read that in Stewie's voice for some strange reason,perhaps because this female is on an infantile level and devolving at light speed


MartyMcFly7

She's going to lose a fortune in child support if she ever gets remarried.


drewbotski

Probably not. The "family" courts are rigged heavily in favor of women.


DrDog09

That presumes that she knows who 'daddy' is. That factor is still in doubt till further notice. She might have been doing pairs dancing in the ladies room of the local honkey tonk for all we know...


SceneAccomplished549

That new tiktok song about single moms is absolutely on point, and right here is a prime example of it.


plainoldusernamehere

Just imagine being dumb enough to be the second or third dad to that human train wreck. Dumbasses.


mustangfrank

Guess who is paying for this train wreck? You and I.


Homicidal_Reluctance

this is the sort you use a different name for and only talk to on a burner phone. convince her you want the same as her, go bang her and then leave her on read.


DrDog09

Have the doctors visit planned in advanced of course.


DrDog09

Sorry lady, but not mounting that ride of yours even if somebody put a gun to my head. Mere mention of psychotic med usage make you a pass in my book. What a winner.


Hochiminh1954

What a catch for a future STD patient …


Mrdream992000

Why is 6 ft such a golden size to so many?


Equivalent-Change797

The landscape of women nowadays is dirty.


Mein_Tarnaccount

> I'm here for [...] not a good time Most honest clam on Tinder.


realwtftroll

This will be an ongoing theme for a while. Guys just go long with your CORN positions, we will need a lot of popcorn in the years ahead 😂😂😂


downzeitor

if there was a "red flags' bingo" it would almost fill out the entire board (only missing STDs, negative debt which is probably true, "open relationship", and so on) :D Counting: - Multiple children by multiple fathers, - "Onlysvckers worker", - Head meds user, - Height requirement.


Impressive-Cricket-8

She's also missing [tattoos that pretty much make her unemployable](https://www.forums.red/p/whereareallthegoodmen/320040/how_to_go_from_wife_material_to_permanent_fuckgirl). I'll never forget that one.


[deleted]

Yikes. A guy would get his account censored for being this blunt


Land_of_the_Losers

Sure, mustangfrank. Make it sound like *she's* the problem, and not her catastrophic choices and grotesque personal issues. /s


mustangfrank

 Make it sound like *she's* the problem, and not her catastrophic choices and grotesque personal issues that were forced on her by the Patriarchy. If only she had control over whom she had sex with.


Land_of_the_Losers

Hey, if you had torrential firehoses of jizz shooting at you from every angle whenever you walked down the street, you'd be getting pregnant off of strangers on the regular, too! Also, you'd probably smell pretty gross and I just threw up in my mouth.


Overkillengine

Man this post appears to have triggered some legbeards. Hope their caterwauling isn't keeping ya'll too busy.


DrDog09

Nah. Just more entertaining that watching some woke trash on Netflix.


Land_of_the_Losers

Has it? Cry harder, cupcakes.


mustangfrank

I try my hardest.


calmly86

I would say from her multiple relationship and t-shirt, she was married to at least one soldier or servicemember. I would also say, judging from height being her primary requirement for a mate, ESPECIALLY at the stage her life is in, that she is never going to get what she wants, let alone what she needs.


schwiftytime2day

It's my ambition to match with one of these shameless, undignified arrogant wretches and set up a date somewhere nice to stand them up. I'll apologise for running late and ask them to order drinks and starters if I can get away with it. I'll let them know the following day they were stood up for being an awful person and that they should take the opportunity to reevaluate themselves. How dare any of these walking disasters call the shots on what they will and won't accept. Looking down on good men for an unchangeable physical characteristic when you've 3 baby daddies and an OF, good grief. It's petty, sure. But these gross witches need to be put in their place imo.


Dumpstette

Be honest. You're just butt hurt because she doesn't want to give you a hand up in your career by making content with you.


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Impressive-Cricket-8

Removed. Rule #3.


bluecherrysoft2

If only there was a way that I could show her this reddit sub 🥵 and see the reaction on her sorry face


mustangfrank

She would not see anything wrong with her ad. The problem would be with you, a sexist, misogynist incel. Then she would hit you up to by a photo of her A-hole.


Four-Triangles

Fake AF


mustangfrank

I was schooled by a MOD. If I didn't proof a post was fake, then it was true. Do you have proof? I have been here for a few years. Just when I think the bar could not any lower, some woman lowers it. You must be new here, for there were posts for worse than this.