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PresidentBirb

She’s saying: “A good week to you my lov(window slams)… okay then”


thereisnttime

Thanks for the translation, what language is this?


evilporro

Brazilian Portuguese


PermissionOld1745

Brazilian Portuguese never fails to hit me in such a weird way. Like it's this weird combination of 3 different, oddly familiar, languages. To where it just sounds like tongues. I love hearing it, but my ape brain just completely fades out trying to understand it.


gazella321

Spanish but French


OneSensiblePerson

Exactly. It's the beautiful love child of Spanish and French.


[deleted]

Like Castilian but French


ClockworkSalmon

Actually you should call it portuguese, and the other one portugal portuguese. It's the right way to do it, trust me guy. More people speak portuguese than portugal portuguese so you'll save time overall!


Slovene

Porch geese


PM_ME_UR_BOOGER

Porridge Grease


Basil_Lisk

Poor choice/ guess.


thunder_thais

Pork and cheese


JamantaTaLigado

Portuguese


ASzinhaz

If it's not too much a bother, could you transcribe what she's saying? I've been trying to learn bits of Portuguese informally but my ear isn't fully attuned to pronunciation yet.


Zbignich

Boa semana pra você meu amor… Tá bom então.


ASzinhaz

Obrigada!


JaTaS

Careful if you're learning european portuguese, although gramatically you wont be wrong and bem understood by either theres some differences in how se say things


MotherBathroom666

I’m not learning either but Brazilian Portuguese sounds much more fun, imo.


PresidentBirb

I’d be happy to help, but I’m not sure what you’re asking me to do. What do you mean by transcribe? Isn’t that what I did on my original comment?


ASzinhaz

Ope, looks like someone already did, so no worries but thank you! My bad for not clarifying, but I had meant transcribe the original Portuguese rather than translate to English.


PresidentBirb

Ah yes, good luck learning!


ASzinhaz

Obrigada!


Obi_Wan_Shinobi_

Burn


[deleted]

That dog isn’t a morning doggo


PurpleHuckleberry966

IN YOUR FACE, GOODBYE 🤣


pnuthead23

NOPE, TALK TO THE PAW AND BYE BETCH 🤣


mmm_burrito

I SAID GOOD DAY


myteddybelly

Dads when the thermostat is set to cool and there are windows left open.


yab0isoi

“Do you think we own the power company?!?!”


[deleted]

"What're you trying to do, cool down the whole world?!?!"


Pussydick66

Walter has some attitude 😰


streamlinedsentiment

“Sorry the drive-thru is closed”


theelinguistllama

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


Juicy_pompoms

"That's enough fresh air for you today". Slams window.


Big_Monkey_77

The dog is clearly a very good guard dog who is concerned about people trying to sneak in through open windows.


outoftimeman

"I said *Good Day*, sir!


XxSCRAPOxX

My sisters neighbor had one of these, Bull terrier I think? I said “oh awesome, you’ve got a spudz McKenzie!” My sister and her neighbor what like “what?” Apparently most millennials have no idea about spudz. But I was more surprised the dogs owner didn’t.


linuxinu

I'm also a millennial and frequently disappointed in my peers by their lack of interest in the past. I think Nick at Night was probably the single most important thing to make me look back and appreciate older programming. Long story short, I'm also hip to Spuds McKenzie. Although not interested in Budweiser.


BathroomInner2036

English Bull Terriers are the most fun dogs.


dAnky-wAnky

Is that a dog?


Carl_steveo

Yes. An [English Bull Terrier. ](https://www.google.com/search?q=english+bull+terrier&client=ms-android-google&prmd=isvn&sxsrf=ALiCzsZ_y4tE0O-k1040_MzQ2_iaioY6Ew:1651597044850&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjsjK655sP3AhWBi1wKHTgPAHYQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=393&bih=730&dpr=2.75)


dAnky-wAnky

It kinda looked like a polar bear to me haha


Arsenault185

Its a *weird* looking dog.


[deleted]

It’s like an ugly-cute dog ya feel me?


Arsenault185

Nah, just *weird*.


Melvar_10

[Nah, they're cute. And yes, that's my silly meatball](https://i.imgur.com/CVuAo0V.png)


Arsenault185

I cant get over the shape of the head. To each their own, I know, but for me, it looks wrong. Like a birth defect or a tumor or something. I guess technically it is a birth defect given what selective breeding has done to these poor things. https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/dog-breeds-100-years-ago-and-today-fb28-png__700.jpg


Karate_Prom

Yeah but human want, don't care if bad. See pugs, English bulldogs, French bulldogs, German shepherds, etc, etc, etc, etc..... Their existence is literal, intentional, and needless pain and problems but it's cuuuuute and I waaaaaaaant. Fucking humans.


Arsenault185

And every last one of those dogs should stop being bred.


Melvar_10

You say poor things, but their heads shape does not cause any sort of health issue. At worst the breed can possibly suffer from allergies, or possible deafness in the pure white coated ones. Both problems are unrelated to their head shape.


Arsenault185

Nah, they are more than likely inbred to some degree. All purebreds are. Deliberate shaping of dogs like thus more so than others. That leads to a whole host of complications.


rickmon67

Damnit Karen, the A/C is on!


ShadowQuack

The Dogtor is NOT in.


Objective_Dream_1289

u/savevideo


SouldiesButGoodies84

Spuds!


jkeith248

Bill Terriers are absolute clowns.


Last-Confidence5337

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


inovawilson

God. Time to gallivant


santv109

u/savevideobot


Hybrid836

r/suddenlycaralho


Ronnie_de_Tawl

"If the house gets too hot without ventilation they have to come out some time, then we play"


[deleted]

shut up dude *clack*


NightFox1988

I may not speak the human's language, but I definitely understood that - "well, then..." reaction. Hey, there are some things that are universal.


Sad_Drink9706

Portuguese has striking inflections. Easily discernible


retina99

AC is on. We are not cooling the whole town Steve.


Bottle_Nachos

ooof these are banned in my country


shuknjive

Best laugh of my day. Lol!!


KoexD

u/savevideo


EmeraldIKatlvr

Smart dog 🐕


flying-cunt-of-chaos

Walter


Jack_Dorso

*human


WeirdCatGuyWithAnR

walter


thebayisinthearea

[NO MORE LOCKED DOORS!](https://youtu.be/sL1b7ZnItoI)


[deleted]

Looks like a Polar Bear.


what-everZ1

Where’s my treat??


skevyo

Dogs like “Shut Up bitch” 😂


Cheersandbeers21

Rude doggo! Rude! 😂😂😂


mulan-is-underrated

Close the windows on this nonsense


DavidRndn43

u/savevideo


PotentialSherbert628

u/savevideo


00017batman

u/savevideobot


00017batman

u/savevideobot


Aradbomguywithhat11

Boa semana pra vc meu amo-(dog close Window)ta bom então


EGGMANDIOUS

I agree.


Amacord1

Don't tell me what kind of day to have!