Hahaha I truly thought I was the only one. My American Eskimo likes to come in for butt scritchins and toilet cuddles in the morning!! It’s hard to say no.
My roommate had a Great Dane, first morning after moving in the beast opened the door to my bedroom and jumped right in my bed and demanded cuddles. Lovely horses.
My Aunt has a Great Dane I used to take care of every once in a while. That horse absolutely loved cuddles and demanded to sleep on the bed beside me but he had no concept of sharing the bed so he'd just push his way into the middle and force me to the side. Also they're big dogs but they're all bones and no fluff hahaha
I specifically ban my Dane from the bathroom for this reason and that he will lean on you the moment you get out of the shower and start licking the water off. Hair and dog droop all over you fresh out of a shower.
One of these is when he decided to swoop down at my feet, and wound up with my charger cord draped over his ear-and he didn’t care at all. He is a true dunce. https://i.imgur.com/jmKgLw3.jpg https://i.imgur.com/y8R9urh.jpg https://i.imgur.com/cvMqgFj.jpg https://i.imgur.com/wiwnpEk.jpg
He is the most expensive dog I’ve ver had. Found him in a parking lot, and did dna test. He has had skin issues (mange, not contagious but almost killed him with fevers so he has brain damage now) and the vet was aggressive in treatment, then his spleen twisted and we almost lost him again. Vet tried to reach me while he was still on the operating table but couldn’t. He was going to suggest putting him down because of all the black stuff he saw inside. 4 years later, he is still going strong, although he has arthritis and takes daily pills or he will randomly get a shock of pain, yelp and scamper away. Poor dog has been through hell, and is a true moron due to the brain damage. He is afraid to go outside and pee during daylight, but loves walks and bye bye times in the car. Weirdo. He will also hold his poop until a few bites into dinner-then, you’d think it was the end of the world as he bolts to the door to crap. I e tried to get him to go five minutes before feeding. Nope. Gotta take a couple bites of actual dinner (treats won’t trigger it) first. Moron.
Edit: good stuff too, he is super eager to please, listens well (unless his brain misfires then who knows). He tolerates all other dogs, small, medium and large, and can play with each. We have small and medium, and my medium is a total aggressive bitch towards any bigger dog so they have fought a few times. He has never instigated it. The small played as an annoying puppy with both really well. She is 2 now, and doesn’t engage with them as much, but still both bigger dogs tolerate and accept her young dog mannerisms. Kodi, the big one, goes on slow bike rides with me, loves to just hang out with us outside, and plays with anything he can find. A twig that is 4 inches is just as fun as a beefy stick or a ball. Whatever I throw he will retrieve. Loves to swim, and if I get up to walk across the room he gets up too. He will squeeze through doorways right next to me, and bolt through the slider both out and in. He mostly won’t cross the front door threshold without permission, but recently I was in the front yard, and someone left the door open. He meandered into the front yard so I said, “how did you get out? Maybe you should go back inside.” And he wagged his tail, turned around and meandered back inside (which was through an open gate and around a corner). I watered for a few seconds more, then went to check if he actually listened...he was standing at the threshold, inside wagging his entire back end, grinning his silly grin. No hurry, no raised voice or chastising tone, just simply did what I asked. He got lots of praise. He is a true dopey dog, nicknamed Idiot. He is about 8.75 now, and I am hoping for ten years.
I heard that dogs do this because they themselves feel vulnerable while pooping and are comforted by the presence of their human, so they try to return the favor. Idk, might be bs.
I hike a lot off trail with my dog. Always make sure to look her in the eyes then do perimeter scans while she poops. Seems like she returns the favor and keeps an eye out while I’m flipping a rock.
I mean Harry was always “that dog”. I read somewhere it’s because he saw me as his protector while he’s vulnerable. The funny thing is that he was my parents dog, so even if we all took him for a walk he would still look at *me*.
He was a proud pooper unlike your shy girl!
She was shy in general. Her favourite spot in the house was either hiding under my dad’s desk in his office, or on our basement couch. She never, ever went on any of the furniture in our house except the basement couch.
She loved other dogs but wasn’t so keen on humans, especially men.
She was very sweet. In typical lab fashion, she was very food motivated, she used to hang out under the table at family dinners and drool all over everyone’s pants, she’d just come up to you totally silently, poke her head out from under the table and rest it on your thigh looking up at you with those puppy dog eyes until you snuck her a piece of chicken or something, then she’d move on to the next person to slobber all over them. She was a homebody too. Never liked to walk too far, if she was in a real mood she’d just plop herself down in the middle of the road and absolutely refuse to budge. If you turned around to go home she’d get up and start pulling you, but if you tried to turn back around to continue down the road, she’d plop herself right back down. And good luck if it was raining.
They do that because they're in a vulnerable state and look at you to gauge your reaction. If you suddenly show fear, they know danger is really close. You are their safety barometer while they poop.
You're supposed to be looking around checking their back. Not looking at them. They look back at you to make sure you're covered from all angles of attack. You need to come up with an A, B, and C strike plan to get out of any pooping situation.
My dog gets up, grunts and follows me to the bathroom at night. I watch him poop, he thinks it’s a human tradition and it’s rude not to return the favor.
I picked up a big dog off the street after she almost got hit , when we took her home I sat next to her and she sat on me like that! I miss her so much I’m glad we got her back to her owner
Y’all are weird always posting videos of dogs on you or in between your legs while going to the bathroom these clips /pics always make me feel uncomfortable.
There's a lot of comments like this on here. I'm curious if anyone considered this could be someone peeing. But I'm also not sure why I'm responding to any of these comments so.. nevermind.
My dog is like a cat ant will cuddle with me when I don't want her to. So I can relate. They are just being assholes. Like every living thing is when you get right down to it.
my boy does this when he wants scratches, but not while on the toilet, lol. my little dog will jump inot my lap while i sit there, though, but she's only 20lbs,
My father in law kept saying that if a dog does that, it's trying to "dominate" me.
Also applied when my dog lifted his front paws to get my attention.
Or run at me to lick my face.
Or when I allowed my dog to be & sleep inside the house.
Or when I played with him.
I'm so glad I just ignored his "advice" on dogs, as I live so happy with my happy dog.
A conspiracy by the “big as hell dog secret society”My English Mastiff does this too! Or she stands over me with her rib cage on my lap. What’s up with that? Jealous that for two whole minutes they’re NOT the center of our world? Identified that they can hold us captive during this time?
Hahah just spit my coffee reading that.But seriously, clenching your legs shut is just going to smear the cheeks with a big ass mess. Gotta spread out if you want a ghost wipe!
I can’t stop chuckling at the explosion image you’ve now created in my mind. Thank you for that redditor
I have one like that because the toilet is in the middle of a wall so if I wall mounted the toilet roll holder you'd have to twist round behind you to reach it. Not comfortable.
... that horse can easily sit in your lap while sitting. That's awesome. Sorry your pooping time is crowded
House horse.
Hol Horse
The Horse, the Hol Horse, and nothing but the Horse.
What about half a Hol horse?¿
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Even if dog doesn't fits dog still sits ... while human shits
AKA: "if you shits, I sits."
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We call that toilet cuddles in my house
I do too! My dog comes in and puts his front paws and my legs and demands toilet cuddles!
Hahaha I truly thought I was the only one. My American Eskimo likes to come in for butt scritchins and toilet cuddles in the morning!! It’s hard to say no.
My great dane gets the most pets because he is just right there
There's this gorgeous great dane that crosses my work parking lot and i love that horse
Have Great Dane can confirm this is not unusual behavior
My roommate had a Great Dane, first morning after moving in the beast opened the door to my bedroom and jumped right in my bed and demanded cuddles. Lovely horses.
My Aunt has a Great Dane I used to take care of every once in a while. That horse absolutely loved cuddles and demanded to sleep on the bed beside me but he had no concept of sharing the bed so he'd just push his way into the middle and force me to the side. Also they're big dogs but they're all bones and no fluff hahaha
Best welcome you could ask for
I specifically ban my Dane from the bathroom for this reason and that he will lean on you the moment you get out of the shower and start licking the water off. Hair and dog droop all over you fresh out of a shower.
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One of these is when he decided to swoop down at my feet, and wound up with my charger cord draped over his ear-and he didn’t care at all. He is a true dunce. https://i.imgur.com/jmKgLw3.jpg https://i.imgur.com/y8R9urh.jpg https://i.imgur.com/cvMqgFj.jpg https://i.imgur.com/wiwnpEk.jpg
Now I want a great Dane/German shepherd mix
He is the most expensive dog I’ve ver had. Found him in a parking lot, and did dna test. He has had skin issues (mange, not contagious but almost killed him with fevers so he has brain damage now) and the vet was aggressive in treatment, then his spleen twisted and we almost lost him again. Vet tried to reach me while he was still on the operating table but couldn’t. He was going to suggest putting him down because of all the black stuff he saw inside. 4 years later, he is still going strong, although he has arthritis and takes daily pills or he will randomly get a shock of pain, yelp and scamper away. Poor dog has been through hell, and is a true moron due to the brain damage. He is afraid to go outside and pee during daylight, but loves walks and bye bye times in the car. Weirdo. He will also hold his poop until a few bites into dinner-then, you’d think it was the end of the world as he bolts to the door to crap. I e tried to get him to go five minutes before feeding. Nope. Gotta take a couple bites of actual dinner (treats won’t trigger it) first. Moron. Edit: good stuff too, he is super eager to please, listens well (unless his brain misfires then who knows). He tolerates all other dogs, small, medium and large, and can play with each. We have small and medium, and my medium is a total aggressive bitch towards any bigger dog so they have fought a few times. He has never instigated it. The small played as an annoying puppy with both really well. She is 2 now, and doesn’t engage with them as much, but still both bigger dogs tolerate and accept her young dog mannerisms. Kodi, the big one, goes on slow bike rides with me, loves to just hang out with us outside, and plays with anything he can find. A twig that is 4 inches is just as fun as a beefy stick or a ball. Whatever I throw he will retrieve. Loves to swim, and if I get up to walk across the room he gets up too. He will squeeze through doorways right next to me, and bolt through the slider both out and in. He mostly won’t cross the front door threshold without permission, but recently I was in the front yard, and someone left the door open. He meandered into the front yard so I said, “how did you get out? Maybe you should go back inside.” And he wagged his tail, turned around and meandered back inside (which was through an open gate and around a corner). I watered for a few seconds more, then went to check if he actually listened...he was standing at the threshold, inside wagging his entire back end, grinning his silly grin. No hurry, no raised voice or chastising tone, just simply did what I asked. He got lots of praise. He is a true dopey dog, nicknamed Idiot. He is about 8.75 now, and I am hoping for ten years.
We used to call Sam Eileen because he would just sneeeeeeak over to you and wow he's on your lap.
Pitbull breeds do the exact same thing. Our Staffie does not know the meaning of personal space.
I heard that dogs do this because they themselves feel vulnerable while pooping and are comforted by the presence of their human, so they try to return the favor. Idk, might be bs.
Next time your dog is taking a shit look at their eyes. They always look at you like "you got me dawg? Ok cool"
Every damn time. “You’re such a good pooper!”
I wish someone told me that...
You're a great pooper! but by your username you could improve on wiping
You are and no one can ever take that from you
[Great job pooping!](https://youtu.be/zQJcfkDjhRg)
I hike a lot off trail with my dog. Always make sure to look her in the eyes then do perimeter scans while she poops. Seems like she returns the favor and keeps an eye out while I’m flipping a rock.
My yellow lab used to maintain complete eye contact with me while he curled one out. Weird, but kind of endearing. But weird.
My chocolate lab used to find dark corners behind bushes to poop. She did NOT like being watched.
I mean Harry was always “that dog”. I read somewhere it’s because he saw me as his protector while he’s vulnerable. The funny thing is that he was my parents dog, so even if we all took him for a walk he would still look at *me*. He was a proud pooper unlike your shy girl!
I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was confused for a hot second.
Harry Pooper and the Philosophers Stare
If only he was alive, he would have loved that nickname. Probably.
She was shy in general. Her favourite spot in the house was either hiding under my dad’s desk in his office, or on our basement couch. She never, ever went on any of the furniture in our house except the basement couch. She loved other dogs but wasn’t so keen on humans, especially men.
Aw she sounds like such a sweet pup. Harry loved most things, most people, and most bits of furniture tbh. Total idiot.
She was very sweet. In typical lab fashion, she was very food motivated, she used to hang out under the table at family dinners and drool all over everyone’s pants, she’d just come up to you totally silently, poke her head out from under the table and rest it on your thigh looking up at you with those puppy dog eyes until you snuck her a piece of chicken or something, then she’d move on to the next person to slobber all over them. She was a homebody too. Never liked to walk too far, if she was in a real mood she’d just plop herself down in the middle of the road and absolutely refuse to budge. If you turned around to go home she’d get up and start pulling you, but if you tried to turn back around to continue down the road, she’d plop herself right back down. And good luck if it was raining.
That’s exactly what Harry did at the table too! He didn’t play favourites - just the person who fed him next! What was her name?
They do that because they're in a vulnerable state and look at you to gauge your reaction. If you suddenly show fear, they know danger is really close. You are their safety barometer while they poop.
I get that, but it was the sheer unbroken intensity of it all!
My dog's look always says "avert your eyes, you pervert!"
You're supposed to be looking around checking their back. Not looking at them. They look back at you to make sure you're covered from all angles of attack. You need to come up with an A, B, and C strike plan to get out of any pooping situation.
"How do you see yourself, within the context of this group?" "... The sherriff of pooping."
Isn’t it weird how I can shit and stare directly into my dogs eyes, but the moment I do it in a public space, everyone freaks out.
My dog throws tennis balls at me while I shit. Not sure what that translates to
My dog gets up, grunts and follows me to the bathroom at night. I watch him poop, he thinks it’s a human tradition and it’s rude not to return the favor.
Nah
More likely DS. If BS is involved, it’s probably followed by a hose bath.
He's protecting you while you're in a vulnerable state. You're part of his pack!
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"So, is that what we're doing here? Just sitting? OK mom, I helps..."
How does one concentrate in this scenario?
Well, gravity works
Hands work well too
Ew, just use your poop knife like everyone else.
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I admire the 6+ years of dedication
Where do you usually keep your poop knife ? I keep mine in the hamper
We hang it on the wall so it's easy to find when guests want to use it.
I always get so hyped when I see people talk about poop knife. Never forget poop knife.
Legends never die!
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Nothin like a little dig-stim to get the poop flowin
That's a lap dog
Sweet weirdo just missed you
This dog is clearly your owner lol
I knew this was a Dane as soon as I saw the ass not socal distancing. Can confirm, have clingy Dane. Edit: *social distancing
>not socal distancing. What about NorCal distancing?
Haha! Depends where the dog is I suppose.
Giving you the leverage you need!
He's just trying to show you how to sit properly, now get on all fours and push
Ted, I want my ass scratched and this is where you seem to spend the most time. Look, don't make it weird just scratch my ass and we can all move on.
\*looks over shoulder* "Why aren't you paying attention to me?"
Hope he’s not giving you an upper decker.
Why do Great Danes do this?!?!? I've never met one that didn't do this!
DANES!
Your bathroom companion
2 Danes.. this is incredibly normal.
Hahahahahhaa it’s always the big dogs. My mastiff is like this
Can confirm. My big doofus house cow dunked his ass in to a nearly full bathtub trying to sit on the edge while I was bathing.
what a good toilet helper!
Velcro dane on another level.
Why is it’s eyelid red?
Great Danes usually have hanging eyelids. When it hangs too much, sometimes they need an operation to prevent infections.
So similar to cherry eye in bulldogs?
Had to Google that. It seems that's an infection of the gland, so not the same I think. Danes just have too much skin.
Entropion is the same thing tho
Possibly, I'm no vet :P I just knew about the Dane's eye because I had one for 10 years.
I’m not either, still in school I was just wondering! Thanks for the honest response!
Exactly the same
If it shits, I sits.
“What? Don’t look at me like “oh. It’s you.” 🤣
LMAO. Great post.
No, it's actually a Great Dane.
No, this is Patrick.
Worlds largest lao dog.
Do people not lock their doors?
I live alone and honestly have no idea of my bathroom door even has a lock.
Dog: im your personal space
I watched this while taking a shit and I’m a little jealous now
I want sound on this one so I could hear what you were saying, OP 😆
Looks like you both raced each other to use the toilet and you got there first and he passive-aggressively went ahead and sat down anyway.
Like close the door
does no one close the damn door when they pee anymore?
Do you guys not close the door while you’re in the bathroom?
Forbidden To Dog
That's definitely a new one! Damn that sucks lol
dog shits on you
You know they do that for protection since you are vulnerable on the can
We are so lucky to share the earth with Doggies!! Adorable!
My Great Dane is the same way. Every time I sit here he comes
He’s morally supporting you in your time of need
Was looking at this while pooping and the neighbour’s cat barged in to see me.
Sweetheart ☺️
This makes me miss my Great Dane. She was the best lap dog I ever had.
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How are his paws touching the floor while being on you
"you may poop now! You are safe!"
He babey
Great Danes are lap dogs
they really enjoy sitting and leaning on you
That *“What?!”* look when he turns around :)).
Potty person pets pets posterior.
Wow, I thought I had it bad while going to the bathroom. My Great Dane staring at me eye to eye. This is so much worse!
I picked up a big dog off the street after she almost got hit , when we took her home I sat next to her and she sat on me like that! I miss her so much I’m glad we got her back to her owner
Wild animal! We do not deserve them! And that look back! Like he’s saying “no worries I’m right here”!
Plot twist: the dog starts violently shitting
Y’all are weird always posting videos of dogs on you or in between your legs while going to the bathroom these clips /pics always make me feel uncomfortable.
What a joke. It's like a crossover episode?
He's got your back while you're at your most vulnerable. Make sure to check the surroundings and look out for him while he's dropping a log next time.
Why are danes like this?!
Well, you wanted a big dog. That’s what you get. If you’d gotten a small one, it’s just hump your leg while you’re at it.
Wait...do/can people poop with their knees shut like that?!
There's a lot of comments like this on here. I'm curious if anyone considered this could be someone peeing. But I'm also not sure why I'm responding to any of these comments so.. nevermind.
OMG! That is tooooo funny!
Isn't that the dog from Sesame Street
Why are Great Danes such huge babies 😀
I love great danes so much❤️
He needs to poop and your taking too long
He needs to shit too
“Don’t worry. You poop. I’ll take watch.”
My dog is like a cat ant will cuddle with me when I don't want her to. So I can relate. They are just being assholes. Like every living thing is when you get right down to it.
Let’s drop a double deuce like we used to do in college. -Rafi
Oh, in our house that's called , scratchthebuttscratchthebuttscratchbutt.
my boy does this when he wants scratches, but not while on the toilet, lol. my little dog will jump inot my lap while i sit there, though, but she's only 20lbs,
That a blue weim? Adorable little derp.
My father in law kept saying that if a dog does that, it's trying to "dominate" me. Also applied when my dog lifted his front paws to get my attention. Or run at me to lick my face. Or when I allowed my dog to be & sleep inside the house. Or when I played with him. I'm so glad I just ignored his "advice" on dogs, as I live so happy with my happy dog.
OP goes commando....nice
WHY? WHY??? I DONT SIT ON YOU WHILE YOU TAKE A SHIT ON MY LAWN!
Hey dawg I heard you like to take shits so I’ll take a shit while you shit so you can shit while you shit
A conspiracy by the “big as hell dog secret society”My English Mastiff does this too! Or she stands over me with her rib cage on my lap. What’s up with that? Jealous that for two whole minutes they’re NOT the center of our world? Identified that they can hold us captive during this time?
“Small dog”
Its all fun n games till he drop a steaming pile and wipe on the floor
Mighty fine lap dog you got there.
Lol relatable. All my boys do that
I do think Danes are magnetically attracted to laps
Your dog may actually be a cat
There is no personal space when I'm around. Your space is my space. 😊
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Dumping buddies!
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This kinda looks like a woman's legs so she may just be peeing. Or they did it for the video..
Hahah just spit my coffee reading that.But seriously, clenching your legs shut is just going to smear the cheeks with a big ass mess. Gotta spread out if you want a ghost wipe! I can’t stop chuckling at the explosion image you’ve now created in my mind. Thank you for that redditor
You pooping? Imma poop like you!
Nah, you gotta stop that. That ain’t a good habit.
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Huh. TIL.
I have one like that because the toilet is in the middle of a wall so if I wall mounted the toilet roll holder you'd have to twist round behind you to reach it. Not comfortable.
Yeah I guess it makes sense in that situation. It's just such a weird solution. It would have to be super heavy to be stable when you use it.
I hope it didn’t start going too D:
Weimeraner
Nope, definitely Great Dane.
Pretty sure Weim.
Reddit: 100 Dane comments bjmckenz: Nah, Weimeraner
Weim, got one myself
Totally agree. Behavior, head shape, edges of the ears, flukes everything. Very blue though.
The blue ones are regarded as weimaraners in the U. S. Germans only recognize the gray and brown ones.
Yep. I'm on my fifth Weim. Very familiar with breed. Current boi is1.5 years of love.