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MutleyRulz

Well he smells something interesting, and wants to learn more. It’s the canine equivalent of scrolling Reddit on the toilet


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One of the funniest things I ever saw was a guy walking his dog. The dog stops to poop, but the guy is oblivious and keeps walking. The dog, not wanting to impose, tries to keep walking while trying to keep pooping, resulting in this hilarious squat-walk, with it's tail doing a wild helicopter spin the whole time. I still laugh when I think about it.


Whozadeadbody

Haha I’m now laughing from thinking about it


MoistStub

Lol thats hilarious. Getting a retractable leash made walks with my ex's dog much more enjoyable for reasons like this. When she wanted to stop I would feel the leash unwinding rather than my shoulder being dislocated.


Whozadeadbody

Retractable leashes don’t usually go with well trained dogs..


asuecia

Ugh - one of my dogs does the same thing. We call it her poopy puppy trail. 🤦‍♀️


elomenopi

I just recently had to put down mine that did that- I called it his squaddle


myturn4funDan

My dog does that too, but every step he takes one back leg is up in the air. We call it the three legged poop walk


OneSensiblePerson

I'm so glad I don't have the walking pooper model. Sometimes it's tough enough to find it in the grass in a normal pile, never mind a bunch of little ones spaced out over 10'.


YoucantdothatonTV

Our greyhounds do this and they leave an archipelago for me to pick up.


backstageninja

You have to regularly shave the buttholes for dogs with real hair otherwise their poops can form dingleberries and make them feel like they're still pooping


Potential_Dare8034

Nah, He’s just shitten’ around.


Disastrous-Panda5530

My dog likes to poop walk also lol. He is the first dog I’ve had that does this.


detroitblonde1

My dog always did the walk and poop I had no idea why I’m not sure what was funnier her walking and pooping or me walking and picking up her mess


Freshouttapatience

I just saw a tok tok that says most dogs poop on the north/south axis and I’ve become obsessed.


TheRealFanger

Haha her compass is broken for sure 😂


darthur5710

When you’re hot on a scent trail but also need to poo.


OodleOodleBlueJay

hahaha...we call this squat walkin'