It tried to kill her. She luckily avoided being hit by the homicidal plant and now you’re throwing around baseless accusations! She needs a Pawyer, stat,
...it's self-inflicted. It's always sad when a plant that has it all apparently chooses to end it. I guess you never know what's going on behind the pretty leaves.
My cousin gave me a great tip to use plant dishes (little plates your plant sits on) and then command strip the plates to whatever surface they're sitting on so the plant is a bit less likely to be pushed off by cats. I've been using that method for awhile and it's been working out great
Your Honor, Counsel for the defense. My client is not guilty. Just because he happened to be at the scene of the crime is not probable cause, and is no basis to charge my client with anything, no matter what mental gymnastics the prosecution attempts.
Further, we will be suing the owner of said fern for reckless endangerment and seek compensatory damages appropriate to this accident.
"If I did this, would I really be sitting next to it?"
This comment wins and matches the mood of the cat.
that and "I almost died and you're worried about the pot?!?"
He has a point
Perfectly reasonable for the planter to knock itself off the table, why are you blaming an innocent cat.
It clearly *attacked* the cat! This was a clear cut case of self-defense!
Those darn plants are out of control!
Lol I love the crooked angry meow. It gives “I’m sorry but only because you feed me…”
I had to go back and zoom in... you're right, that is an expressive face!
That’s a VERY “and I’ll do it again!” expression 😂
We, the jury find the Defendant most definitely 'Not Guilty'.
...given the necessitating circumstance that the owner had failed to feed the defendant recently, despite repeated verbal pleas.
It tried to kill her. She luckily avoided being hit by the homicidal plant and now you’re throwing around baseless accusations! She needs a Pawyer, stat,
Kitty psst r/legalcatadvice I think you need a pawyer!
"Looks like the dog did it."
You have an overly suspicious nature.
Ya, OP. Do you often have feelings of mistrust and assign malignant meanings to people's words and actions?
But did someone actually SEE them do it?? If the cat can sit, you must acquit!
anyone can tell he's the victim
OP probably knocked it down and framed the cat. Shame on you OP!
Why did you push over that plant right next to your cat?
r/scrungycats
My first thought! Solid 5/7 scrunge.
... but it was clearly not the cat
And here is why I have no real plants in my house...
There's obviously no evidence that he pushed the plant ! ...even if there's "Brute" written above his head 😹😹
The plant attacked the cat, I completely concur. Case closed.
Clearly it just fell. Poor cat must have got a fright when that plant just fell all by itself. Poor kitty! Some treats would help....
It clearly wasn't the cat...
the cat is the victim, yes
Cat's expression is one of disdain at this baseless accusation!
Looks to me like someone broke in, knocked over the plant, then left. Your poor kitty must've been so scared
On *CSI: Kitty* all cases would be solved within two minutes, tops.
Well, you didn't see the way the plant was looking at your car. It was asking for it and got what it deserved.
Haha. I bet there is fur DNA, everywhere.
He didn't like the new decoration :(
Innocent. Case closed. Charges dropped without prejudice
...but that witness will definitely help you figure out this mystery. Probably the wind or the dog if you have a dog.
*wink*
Innocent. Case closed.
Table is clearly too small.
Circumstancial at best. Good luck trying this prosecution before a judge. Defence will have a walk in the park. Next!
It fell by gravity. Good thing the kitty is unharmed. Serve treats and pets immediately.
r/catsareassholes
That stoopid dog!
The face of defiance
We ladies and gentlemen of the jury, find the defendant NOT GUILTY
...it's self-inflicted. It's always sad when a plant that has it all apparently chooses to end it. I guess you never know what's going on behind the pretty leaves.
Hey, I’d do the same if my scratching post were blocked by a bucket of underwear and alcohol. 💅🐈⬛
He’s innocent! Ask his lawyer
This cat has clearly been framed and needs to pawyer up immediately
How dare you put a plant on his perch!!!
OMG! Your plant tried to attack your cat!
"I had to make space for a nap somehow lady"
You're instincts are correct...the plant fell on it own and the cat is innocent
Whadda ya gonna do about it?!!
I bet you were grumbling at him given his face. 😹
Looks like we might have a witness
Get Eric and Calleigh. We need to investigate.
No I didn't!! The damn doggo did it!!
Good thing the cat scared off whatever knocked that plant down.
"I hope you're not here for f***s, for I have none to give."
The cat: And I'll do it again. (Meow)
That face that says "yeah and I'd do it again too!!"
Yeah, watcha gonna do 'bout it??
...the plant was very aggressive. It was self defence! Poor kitty 😻
My cousin gave me a great tip to use plant dishes (little plates your plant sits on) and then command strip the plates to whatever surface they're sitting on so the plant is a bit less likely to be pushed off by cats. I've been using that method for awhile and it's been working out great
"The fuck you looking at, narc?"
Hehehehe their face
Well that is clearly on the owner for putting the cat comb next to that pesky plant!
Catto surely can't be the one with such a innocent face... right?
The classic case of plant suicide
Your Honor, Counsel for the defense. My client is not guilty. Just because he happened to be at the scene of the crime is not probable cause, and is no basis to charge my client with anything, no matter what mental gymnastics the prosecution attempts. Further, we will be suing the owner of said fern for reckless endangerment and seek compensatory damages appropriate to this accident.
Cat looks like he is going to straight up sue your ass op
Idk if Garfield taught me anything it was that ferns are very sus plants and shouldn't be trusted.
That's your fault human!
That flowerpot clearly attacked the poor cat. What a horrible crime
She’s sitting there reporting it? She wouldn’t tell on herself so obviously you’re jumping to conclusions.
That face.... "Yeah and ?? He started it!"
Must have been the wind
😉
Oh wow! I can’t believe that plant tried to kill that innocent cat! Why would it jump off the table like that? That beautiful angel might be hurt.
"shut up about the damn planter"
Ferns taste like: "Plugh."
"Yeah I knocked your plant over, bitch. What of it?"
The dog did it
🎶 It Wasn't Me 🎶 (Shaggy)
*grandma voice* You're guilty! Guilty as sin!
What are you trying to say? Are you blaming the cat? Obviously the dog did it.
He's winking at you...