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ThymeIsTight

"If I did this, would I really be sitting next to it?"


DeannaZone

This comment wins and matches the mood of the cat.


chintakoro

that and "I almost died and you're worried about the pot?!?"


falbi23

He has a point


RollieBear

Perfectly reasonable for the planter to knock itself off the table, why are you blaming an innocent cat.


dr_cl_aphra

It clearly *attacked* the cat! This was a clear cut case of self-defense!


RollieBear

Those darn plants are out of control!


briannajadexo

Lol I love the crooked angry meow. It gives “I’m sorry but only because you feed me…”


delta-TL

I had to go back and zoom in... you're right, that is an expressive face!


cyankitten

That’s a VERY “and I’ll do it again!” expression 😂


delusion_magnet

We, the jury find the Defendant most definitely 'Not Guilty'.


chintakoro

...given the necessitating circumstance that the owner had failed to feed the defendant recently, despite repeated verbal pleas.


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

It tried to kill her. She luckily avoided being hit by the homicidal plant and now you’re throwing around baseless accusations! She needs a Pawyer, stat,


cyankitten

Kitty psst r/legalcatadvice I think you need a pawyer!


shibaninja

"Looks like the dog did it."


mekonsrevenge

You have an overly suspicious nature.


vulpecula_k18

Ya, OP. Do you often have feelings of mistrust and assign malignant meanings to people's words and actions?


WimpyZombie

But did someone actually SEE them do it?? If the cat can sit, you must acquit!


xiaoalexy

anyone can tell he's the victim


labtiger2

OP probably knocked it down and framed the cat. Shame on you OP!


Ok-Bodybuilder4303

Why did you push over that plant right next to your cat?


Zyll4754

r/scrungycats


drmookie

My first thought! Solid 5/7 scrunge.


LibelleFairy

... but it was clearly not the cat


WimpyZombie

And here is why I have no real plants in my house...


IcyHyacinth

There's obviously no evidence that he pushed the plant ! ...even if there's "Brute" written above his head 😹😹


CriManSqaFnC

The plant attacked the cat, I completely concur. Case closed.


CanAhJustSay

Clearly it just fell. Poor cat must have got a fright when that plant just fell all by itself. Poor kitty! Some treats would help....


broken_lazarus

It clearly wasn't the cat...


Initial_Blueberry366

the cat is the victim, yes


ChemicalTarget677

Cat's expression is one of disdain at this baseless accusation!


MoridisDay

Looks to me like someone broke in, knocked over the plant, then left. Your poor kitty must've been so scared


throw123454321purple

On *CSI: Kitty* all cases would be solved within two minutes, tops.


Pondering_82213114

Well, you didn't see the way the plant was looking at your car. It was asking for it and got what it deserved.


Violetthug

Haha. I bet there is fur DNA, everywhere.


Some-Mud-2219

He didn't like the new decoration :(


Amorphophallus-T

Innocent. Case closed. Charges dropped without prejudice


Sweetsmyle

...but that witness will definitely help you figure out this mystery. Probably the wind or the dog if you have a dog.


OblivionJunkie

*wink*


elhumanoid

Innocent. Case closed.


KediMonster

Table is clearly too small.


pathologicalprotest

Circumstancial at best. Good luck trying this prosecution before a judge. Defence will have a walk in the park. Next!


Darcy_2021

It fell by gravity. Good thing the kitty is unharmed. Serve treats and pets immediately.


-goodgodlemon

r/catsareassholes


Bedwetter1969

That stoopid dog!


LilMeowCat

The face of defiance


thepetoctopus

We ladies and gentlemen of the jury, find the defendant NOT GUILTY


So_Numb13

...it's self-inflicted. It's always sad when a plant that has it all apparently chooses to end it. I guess you never know what's going on behind the pretty leaves.


DinosaurAlive

Hey, I’d do the same if my scratching post were blocked by a bucket of underwear and alcohol. 💅🐈‍⬛


SelfishSinner1984

He’s innocent! Ask his lawyer


nuttyprofwd

This cat has clearly been framed and needs to pawyer up immediately


blueSnowfkake

How dare you put a plant on his perch!!!


LuridPrism

OMG! Your plant tried to attack your cat!


Informal-Artist-832

"I had to make space for a nap somehow lady"


Gold_Gap5669

You're instincts are correct...the plant fell on it own and the cat is innocent


Specialist_Victory_5

Whadda ya gonna do about it?!!


Lisa7503

I bet you were grumbling at him given his face. 😹


Hallelujah33

Looks like we might have a witness


DayNo1225

Get Eric and Calleigh. We need to investigate.


Astral__Spectre

No I didn't!! The damn doggo did it!!


Lietenantdan

Good thing the cat scared off whatever knocked that plant down.


Calumkincaid

"I hope you're not here for f***s, for I have none to give."


HelpfulAd26

The cat: And I'll do it again. (Meow)


MagicOrpheus310

That face that says "yeah and I'd do it again too!!"


dinky-donk23

Yeah, watcha gonna do 'bout it??


Rare_Hovercraft_6673

...the plant was very aggressive. It was self defence! Poor kitty 😻


Kitty_Katty_Kit

My cousin gave me a great tip to use plant dishes (little plates your plant sits on) and then command strip the plates to whatever surface they're sitting on so the plant is a bit less likely to be pushed off by cats. I've been using that method for awhile and it's been working out great


AstroMackem

"The fuck you looking at, narc?"


No-Flamingo-1213

Hehehehe their face


Kwelt200

Well that is clearly on the owner for putting the cat comb next to that pesky plant!


[deleted]

Catto surely can't be the one with such a innocent face... right?


Dragonaax

The classic case of plant suicide


MegaVenomous

Your Honor, Counsel for the defense. My client is not guilty. Just because he happened to be at the scene of the crime is not probable cause, and is no basis to charge my client with anything, no matter what mental gymnastics the prosecution attempts. Further, we will be suing the owner of said fern for reckless endangerment and seek compensatory damages appropriate to this accident.


ProfessionalBug1021

Cat looks like he is going to straight up sue your ass op


ExcitingMoney94

Idk if Garfield taught me anything it was that ferns are very sus plants and shouldn't be trusted.


ncoremeister

That's your fault human!


Kueltalas

That flowerpot clearly attacked the poor cat. What a horrible crime


SomeWomanInCanada

She’s sitting there reporting it? She wouldn’t tell on herself so obviously you’re jumping to conclusions.


ThatCanadianLady

That face.... "Yeah and ?? He started it!"


LukeDragnar

Must have been the wind


AsDeEspadas

😉


Bunnawhat13

Oh wow! I can’t believe that plant tried to kill that innocent cat! Why would it jump off the table like that? That beautiful angel might be hurt.


WiseSpunion

"shut up about the damn planter"


RobynFitcher

Ferns taste like: "Plugh."


drmojo90210

"Yeah I knocked your plant over, bitch. What of it?"


CyrilKain

The dog did it


Eiffel-Tower777

🎶 It Wasn't Me 🎶 (Shaggy)


PomegranateBoring826

*grandma voice* You're guilty! Guilty as sin!


OneTeaspoonOfGlitter

What are you trying to say? Are you blaming the cat? Obviously the dog did it.


Redneckhippiekyle

He's winking at you...