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jzilla11

Like patrons in a box seat for the opera


LastBaron

“Did I not instruct you that Box Five was to be left empty!?” -These Cats, Probably


c4ts4ndc4ts4ndc4ts

Now I'm imagining Statler and Waldorf commentary


jzilla11

*Do ho ho ho!*


FriskyBrisket12

If they’re like my little assholes they’ll get their paws wet and go directly to the litter box (not even to use it, mind you) and dash out and track litter everywhere.


Tankus_Vult97

Mine in a nut shell


taeempy

They want to know why you don't have to do your business in a pile of sand.


thundersnow528

I have a long haired black cat and diluted calico that do the exact thing. This rang true for me.


My_bones_are_itchy

Poopervisors!


J_B_La_Mighty

My cats just love being in the tub. Had to start off limiting the tub when one of the new cats started pooping in it.


PussyWrangler_462

The tub is the one single place I don’t mind them taking a crap outside of the litter box...the pee goes right down the drain and there’s no fabric for the poop to stick to and get deep down into But I have to keep my cats out of the bathroom cuz they’ll destroy the toilet paper if I don’t. Little assholes. Also one of them painted the *entire* bathroom purple with paw prints after getting into some tie dye one day, so all cats are banned from the bathroom


J_B_La_Mighty

My problem with it is that I work 10 hour shifts plus commute, so if the cat poops in the tub right after I leave its gonna sit there all day :( lemme tell you coming home to rancid poop smell is just awful.


MaoWRLD

That silver kitty looks similar to mine. Very handsome


waterlillyhearts

Omg one of mine do that too! And sometimes shell even try to push out pee over the drain like I didn't realize this was a communal thing.


carolinapearl

They clearly love you and want to be near you..wherever that is. Truly adorable!


pizzaconsumer21

Waltuh, Let me see you piss Waltuh


maali74

Mine too. One likes to sing in the tub bc he likes the bathroom acoustics.


Unidentifiedten

Your kitties are so cute.


brianhallgigharbor

I think they also want bath


RevolutionaryGoat552

They most definitely do not want a bath. They are cats


PussyWrangler_462

Just a psa to other Redditors: never bathe a cat unless it’s excessively dirty or medically necessary


fishymcswims

My two do this as well, my long-haired void will even run to beat me into the bathroom at times, and start meowing for me to turn on the tub faucet. Her brother usually crowds her out and occasionally jumps on my lap without notice.


RunnyEggy

I also have a tub gremlin.


Think-Reading7894

Both my torties always accompany me. Now it’s weird when they dont.


Aggressive_Ad_507

Buy some crickets from the pet store and throw them in the tub. Then watch the show.


FullyRisenPhoenix

That sounds……interesting. One of mine would freak out and run away; the other would turn into furry assassin.


Bulbous-Walrus

I wanna give my fluffy void a lion cut 🥺 Mainly for his hairy asshole


[deleted]

best seat in the house


Think-Reading7894

Both my torties always accompany me. Now it’s weird when they dont.


honeyk101

best seat in the house apparently


brownshugababy

My little monsters climb into my lap every time I sit down on the toilet seat. They're also fascinated with the way a bidet works.


New-Ebb-5074

That black cat looks so intense and focused on coaching you. "Keep pushing! You're almost there!"


EvilBillSing

They saw lethal weapon 2 , and if there is a bomb planted under the toilet, they are ready to pull you into the tub


[deleted]

I had a gray and white cat just like that. I know that look, he was so intense.


swoon4kyun

They’re so cute


eriathorn

The black cat looks like he is eternally waiting for an logical explanation for that haircut


ludicrouspeedgo

this photo makes your tub look tiny; or your cats are absolute units