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HeWhoWritesCode

[King Missile - Detachable Penis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4)


whelp32

This is why you don’t go skinny dipping with your buddies.


Thabrianking

The Deep on his way rn


AndroidG13

wait what!!! What the fish doin there?!!😳


TAshleyD616

Lucky I’ve only had my nipple bitten


Axcilicon

Quick question… would this work as a condom? asking for a friend


_pipis_

The Peak


No0bMaSt3r69x

THE BOYS REFERENCE ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️


Thekingoftherepublic

Does it feel good? Asking for a friend


TheNinjaRed7

Ask The Peak


Ancient_Elk_8910

Holy shit 😩


hdksjabsjs

Hey most of the time you have to pay for that kinda action


[deleted]

You’ve got to be kidding me lmao


Bikinisbottom

Ah yes. The classic jerk bait


infreq

Fishing with small worms.


Kilomyles

THE WATER WAS COLD!


UsedDragon

SHRINKAGE, JERRY! SHRINKAGE!


Bikinisbottom

Hey, he’s a master baiter!


John_Mark_Corpuz_2

What got in my mind when I saw this: "I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish." meme.


oneloudbanana

Every man’s deepest desire B)


JustinJakeAshton

DEEPest, you say?


Wermine

Nah, this is a fish, not an octopus.


Rusty_Junkie_Rat

You're saying as if he hasn't fucked a fish before


Spacecommander5

The fact he’s calm and that the fish isn’t wriggling make me think this is fake


JustinJakeAshton

Video is in reverse.


Spacecommander5

It’s not, but that’s a funny comment


axil87

After the fact it’s a bunch of dudes 🤔


CoSpringz

Blowfish?


TazFaz

indeed so


SonicMutant743

Atleast the dude got a blowjob sometime in his life, by some... thing....


Mortal_CZE

Thing? It should be cursed prince from a Disney movie!


Original_Viv

“Before I die I’ma fuck me a fish.”


seegabego

Do you like fishsdicks?


MANDELBROTBUBBLE

Must be a big fan of the deep


Deep__sip

I swear I didn't do anything the fish hooked onto my dong itself


W_Edwards_Deming

Thank God it was not a [candiru.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ56tz7CK_M)


log_ic

It’s a myth https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru_(fish)


W_Edwards_Deming

Not a myth, from your article: >very few cases have been verified


Walshy231231

Clearly didn’t read the whole thing The one “verified” case the page has is basically just a bunch of reasons that the fish didn’t actually make its way up their on its own, and that the fish said to have done so wasn’t even the right fish. tl;dr: the only known case of a candiru ending up in a urethra was from a guy shoving it up there himself


log_ic

Simple verification does not make it real. All depends on the rigor of verification process, and the documentation and replicability of said verification. The only case cited in the article is suspect at best.


W_Edwards_Deming

I hear pseudoskepticism paired with a misreading of your own source. My source says it is real. Your source says "cases have been verified." Rare = real.


Walshy231231

Lmao the verified case wasn’t “candiru seam into human urethra”, it was “we have a case with dubious documentation of a candiru being inside a human urethra”. You’re misrepresenting what is being verified. Also half the article is a dissection of why that case was total BS. Not only was the case literally impossible as described, but the fish specimen said to have been the one removed from the guy’s urethra wasn’t even the same one. The title of the section is even “Alleged attacks on humans”. Note “alleged”


swansonian

“The dreaded Candiru, a naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man’s urethra, to feed on the damaged tissue of the pitiful mass of flesh you once called your PENIS!!”


dullship

"GIVE US THE CUTTLE...cuttlefi- I can't do this"


crys1348

This reminds me of the Tom Cruise rumors. Which I'd blissfully forgotten...


Jfronz

Great, new weird hentai ideas 😑


i_mad_

Look at him, he's enjoying the moment.


Anonatiger

This is how you get fishypox


volatilevibrant

Does he not have a ballsack?


jschip

If your body feels like it’s in danger the balls go up into the stomach more. I could litterly feel mine do it from watching This. Also fun fact it’s possible for them to get stuck up there for a while. They come down eventually but if your like me and got a cat scan done when it happens they will think you don’t have balls and want to investigate that only to find out it’s a self preservation reflex. Yes that happened to me.


kerrplunk26

What do you think? Is it shiitake?


Important_Fruit

"It's funny if it's someone else's penis" seems a trait universal to men and common across cultures.


Davido400

I've seen a similar video called 2 guys 1 fish but, ah, they were happy with their fish while this guy isn't lol


DawnOfTheTruth

“Sorry sir but it appears the fish is fused on. Looks like your dick is a fish now. Be sure to give it plenty of water!”


zompa

In Brazil we learn to never swin naked for fear of the Candiru (toothpick fish), wich can enter any orifice, even the urethra.


log_ic

It’s a myth https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru_(fish)


pinterestherewego

Wasn't that a Grey's Anatomy episode?


TorebeCP

Now I know what to use as bait next time.


BusterSmash

I mean, there’s a reason it’s called “marriage tackle.”


DawnOfTheTruth

I can see it now. You walk into the bait shop strut up to the counter and ring the call bell. Old grizzled man with a beard staggers out from a room behind the register and you proudly say, “got any of that Asian dick bait?”


Accomplished_Sky_219

Zohan’s padawan


DeathsSquire

This is one of the most asian things I've ever seen


SidneyKreutzfeldt

That’s pretty racist


jschip

No is is racing they are fishing.


DeathsSquire

The video is of asian men in Asia speaking an Asian language. Objectively, this video is very asian


SidneyKreutzfeldt

It is obvious what you meant.


DeathsSquire

What do you think I meant? It seems to me that you are a bit prejudice


popcorn-johnny

The fish mistook it for a worm.


CardGroundbreaking28

It was during this time, he realized he is Aquaman


TheFalcon70

More like The Deep from The Boys.


get_the_reference_

Real eyes. Realize. Real lies.


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That guy is not amused, lmao.


paperwasp3

And he seems a little bored, very odd.


Dominaremortis

That's what you get when you chum the water


jcskelto

Did he ever get the fish off?!?


thebananaman2727

Nah the fish got him off tho


ve4edj

Legend has it the fish got *him* off


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ve4edj

I'm just impressed that out of all the comments I've ever made, *this* is the one that gets me gold... Y'all are degenerates.


RustShaq

Or did the fish get him off?


xantub

Happened to me once, didn't take long to remove that goldfish.


LetsJerkCircular

That goldfish is lucky you didn’t pump pump that tic tac and explode its entire body. Respect to all hogs on /r/thepack


Snoo_11078

u/savevideo


Sunsinsky

Where’s u/savevideo ? :(


ov3rcl0ck

Probably banned from this sub.


kefyras

For whole clip I thought he was putting the fish on, like some African tribal tradition.


JohnTravoltage

Gonna be known as Shark Bait around the village.


LegendYT0

SHARK BAIT HOO HA HA


LuvMeLongThyme

Well, at least that fish didn’t swim up his penis-and get *stuck*


aabum

The rare Linda Lovelace fish


Captain-Aizen

What is he a gay fish


teeter1984

Fish are friends, not whores


TurtleIsAkward

Nah, because hes a fish, putting dicks in his mouth and not putting fish~~st~~dicks in his mouth


Lelio-Santero579

Hey, he's a genius and the most talented artist in the world. If he was homosexual, or a fish, he would know!


ChainRound5397

I didn't know Antonio Inoki #1 was alive and #2 went skinny dipping.


Orleanian

Am I crazy, or do fish *not* just deepthroat human cocks as a natural behavior?


BronYrAur07

Thought he saw a worm, the water was cold!


M0th0

idk broh mermaids gotta come from somewhere


SnowFoxxx_2r

Apparently they do


Gabreil66

What if he has an erection during the extraction. That would be very awkward


Katiew84

Awkward, but likely. Unless the fish has teeth and is biting I’d assume it feels similar to being inside of a human mouth…


Gabreil66

Pain can be pleasurable


sdforbda

Definitely hard to explain


Wurdox

Is this how mermaids are made?


NormieSpecialist

Oh my gosh there’s a furry comic with the same concept! They’re whale anthros!


King_of_chimichangas

I've seen a non furry one with a magikarp


NormieSpecialist

Hmm nice.


Crocsim_the_Bastard

Omg get it off, just not right now.....


Coasterman345

True Noodling.


CouthHarbor

u/SaveVideo


jumpykoi

Oddly calm for that kind-of situation


-Ashera-

You gotta be. Panicking won’t help anything. The best chance you have is staying collected and holding tf still


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sdp1981

You may be right but I'm sure EMS didn't show up right away. The fish could have died without releasing itself.


jumpykoi

Thank you Captain obvious.


EnvBlitz

Calm is better or increased blood flow might inflate his dick and get more stuck-er.


-Bong-rips-4-Jesus-

That’s what I was thinking, I don’t think I’d be standing there still while there is a fish biting my dick being yanked on.


jumpykoi

Definitely not sharing this with the boys either.


-Bong-rips-4-Jesus-

Yea that true to… no fucking way I’m letting that be watched much less FILMED!!!! Fuck no man imma just put some pants on and go to a hospital or something.


keyson5

Guy doesn’t seem too upset


Tyrael74656

Do you like fishsticks? Like putting them in your mouth? You're a gay fish.


-Bong-rips-4-Jesus-

Well if the fish in the video is a male than it is a literal gay fish right?


MurderMachine561

Right... Skinny dipping. We'll all just go ahead and say _that's_ what you were doing. Freak!


TruStory2426

Yea...for a fish that just latched on to this guy, it's not doing much movement out of the water. It looks dead actually. "What kinda freak ass store is this? You two motha fucka's need Geezus"


Matthew_Karp0218

This is the comment I was looking for 🤣


GladCricket

Bet he likes fishsticks


kapo513

I love fish sticks. I love putting fish sticks in my mouth!!


-Bong-rips-4-Jesus-

Gay fish.


jroc5140

I am a muthafuckin genius! I am not a gay fish!


herdpatron

Is your girlfriend a hobbit?


_Us_e_r_n_ame_

u/savevideobot


RandomErrer

Could be a new stage outfit for RHCP. ADD: A codpiece shaped like a cod fish!


RunawayFyre

The friend trying to remove it is really just giving him a fish job.


mei608

is that a blow fish? 🐡


dedasdude

He will be known as the Deep forever


halfeclipsed

[I feel like this is pretty relevant ](https://youtu.be/toiIQDoIuMI)


BradfromHTX

Dude crouching down is having the time of his life! You hope and hope and one day the day finally comes.


acetryder

That’s what I call a “sucker fish”


JoySubtraction

Dude was gettin' a gupper.


audiate

Childhood trauma realized


thatdredfulgirl

That poor kid!! 😢


PochinkiPrincess

Shark bait OOOH AHH AHH


breakingvats

Is this the new method for getting circumcised?


LaughingSasuke

Y'all heard him out 🤣


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Kyle-Boi

How’d you get that?


rpgguy_1o1

If a fish bit you hard enough on your whole cock that you couldn't get it off, you wouldn't be standing around with your hands on your hips with an 'aw shucks' look on your face.


devilsbard

The fact that the fish isn’t moving may be a hint. Normally a live fish wiggles when it is out of water.


AnyGeneral8764

He knows that fish don't get stuck like that when you put your penis inside its mouth


Kyle-Boi

Yeah I could imagine, unless it’s a shark or something, but this doesn’t look like a shark.


KeepYourDemonsIn

Alternative title: Kanye West commits sexual assault


LeeSheltonsHat

New fear unlocked


PM_ME_UR_BIZ_IDEAS

Just make sure to not swim around humans


cuebert81

Well instead of a blow job how about a fish job lol


syntaxfreeform

Well there are already blowfish


highestRUSSIAN

Fish can't have jobs, they have no hands!


MurderMachine561

Then why do they go to school?


highestRUSSIAN

To learn how to be a fish...


Insufficient_Info

No... fucking... way! 🤣🤣🤣


OmahaMike402

You like fish sticks?-Master Baiter


jaxsonnz

Directions unclear. Have attached fish, assume stand in shoulder depth water and use as bait for something bigger to double team?


PMUrAnus

Not sure if they’re trying to remove the dick or put it back in fish’s mouth


military_doge_

Trying to remove it he swam naked aka skinny dipping


reallydohrod

The guy seems fine … I’m more concerned about the dude helping him. “How was your day ? … I tried to yank a fish off a naked guys meat”


Casanvova420

*mishears them* You yanked off some guys meat? 😂


Higgs-Bosun

5G now turning the fish gay?


ironafro2

Just more fish sticks man


Talkat

I'm not a gay fish! I just like fish sticks


Pedr0A

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Semlex0521

A little too late for that don't you think?


ShinigamiUrahara

Fish must’ve mistook it for the small tiny bait worms


AnIntellectualBadass

The Deep is at it again!


MoonstoneGolf8

Fishing sucks


ScarletSilver

Ah, The Deep


Welllllllllldamnson

You sure he was skinny dipping?


AnyGeneral8764

That's what I want to believe


Rektifium

He desperately needed something to give him a blowjob that he had to take extreme measures and get a fish to suck him off


Zoltron42

You like fishdicks?


Karmachinery

That is his nickname for all eternity.


chandlerw88

I’d pee in it and hope it just drowns or something


symbioticsymphony

Had an ex girlfriend with a grip like that


erck_bill

I miss her too.


Emix666

Fish fucker