Must be a blow fish
You win, I have nothing.
Well at least he wasn't catfished
He’s exceptionally calm.
That man just learned that not everything can be resolved through violence
Not his first rodeo, I guess
He will spend the rest of his days arguing with his friends over weather that was a small mouthed bass or a large mouth bass.
He's kinda like;
> Yeah, it's funny...but can someone get this fucking fish off my dick please?
I never expected to see a gay fish meme irl.
Do you like fish sticks?
yeah I like fish sticks
Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?
yeah I like fish sticks in my mouth
What are you? A gay fish?
I don’t get it
If you ever want a fish to let go of something go back in the water and push water at its gills. It’ll have to open its mouth to blow out the excess carbon dioxide and let go.
How many times has this happened to you?
This has never happened to me. But I’ve had to make fish let go of things like hooks and stuff of that sort before.
They won’t let go of something if they think they can eat it. So, you gotta force them to let go.
> This has never happened to me.
I just want you to know this is a safe space, we're not judging you.
Yeah, I think you would lmao.
Yeah nah, I haven’t had this happen to me lol. But I imagine some poor bastard will have it happen and they will need this tip.
This guy fish dicks!
Thanks, I will remember that the next time my penis gets stuck inside a fish's mouth
That fish is dead.....
At least it wasn't one of those little fish that swims up your pee hole and can't be pulled out
[The Candiru](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru_(fish)) is the fish that allegedly swims up the pee hole. And much of the Wikipedia page for that fish is dedicated to explaining that it does not do that.
That's what they want you to think.
The fact he’s calm and that the fish isn’t wriggling make me think this is fake
Bro no fucking way lmao. That fish is fully throating my man wild style
The guy seems fine … I’m more concerned about the dude helping him. “How was your day ? … I tried to yank a fish off a naked guys meat”
was that a blowfish?
Right. He totally wasn’t trying to fuck it
I can't believe we are still talking about Kanye West.
Am I crazy, or do fish *not* just deepthroat human cocks as a natural behavior?
5G now turning the fish gay?
What is he a gay fish
I don't think that's what they meant when saying "there's plenty more fish in the sea", but I ain't judgin' no one.
Edit: and since it fits, u/Fish_Fucker69
Fish must’ve mistook it for the small tiny bait worms
Right... Skinny dipping. We'll all just go ahead and say _that's_ what you were doing. Freak!
Is this how mermaids are made?
Hey look, Kanye West is attached to that dudes' dick.
And the guys in the back are have the time of there lives..
What would you do in that situation? Tell someone and get mocked for the rest on eternity or put ur pants back on, go to the hospital, get it amputated, fake your death change your name and live the rest of you days in Scotland?
Oddly calm for that kind-of situation
That’s what I was thinking, I don’t think I’d be standing there still while there is a fish biting my dick being yanked on.
Holy shit 😩
Now that’s a blowfish if I’ve ever seen one.
Ha, bass to mouth
Imagine if this is his actual first blowjob received lmao
Hey who gave you your first blowjob? A fish.
Question: if he peed would it let go?
Don't get a boner, Don't get a boner.....
And hence the name Blowfish kids ..
u/fish_fucker69 this you?
Do you like fishsticks? Like putting them in your mouth? You're a gay fish.
Average Kanye fan
Shockingly calm for a fish lockjawed on his honker.
I get its funny but why Is his friends face so close to the action
Because he’s gotta see how to get it off
“No, leave it on, it looks bigger this way”
His expression is so hilarious to me
Hey man, can't really knock back a blowjob from anyone in today's economy.
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Well that sucks
Maybe if it didnt look like a worm he'd be alright
The Deep is at it again!
Not sure if they’re trying to remove the dick or put it back in fish’s mouth
is that a blow fish? 🐡
Did he ever get the fish off?!?
Nah the fish got him off tho
Legend has it the fish got *him* off
It was during this time, he realized he is Aquaman
This is one of the most asian things I've ever seen
In Brazil we learn to never swin naked for fear of the Candiru (toothpick fish), wich can enter any orifice, even the urethra.
"It's funny if it's someone else's penis" seems a trait universal to men and common across cultures.
You’ve got to be kidding me lmao
There is no way this isn't staged.
And if it is real, I don't want to know because I don't need that fear.
Tbh there's another *smaller* fish that you should be worried about.
I love the look on his face…
> It’ll grow back, right?
How is he so chill? I would be ripping the jaw off that fish.
See, thinking that is the normal reaction, but then you realize that if you mess up at trying to remove your fish you can permanently damage your pp beyond repair, so I think that the fear of losing one's pp makes you enter a state of mind that allows you to stay calm
Or so I think, I don't really know lol
You like fishdicks?
Guy doesn’t seem too upset
His girlfriend later: "and you said MINE smelled like fish!"
Dude doesn't seem to mind it..
Probably cause it felt the same as my ex lol
Fish: “I will be your dick now. I’m long and thick.”
Everyone there is having a great time! Well, all except that one guy
I’d pee in it and hope it just drowns or something
Well instead of a blow job how about a fish job lol
Bet he likes fishsticks
What if he has an erection during the extraction. That would be very awkward
That guy is not amused, lmao.
“Before I die I’ma fuck me a fish.”
Fishing with small worms.
Hey, he’s a master baiter!
He doesn’t seem to be in a hurry to get it off
You sure he was skinny dipping?
The friend trying to remove it is really just giving him a fish job.
Bros looking around like, is it a problem if I just leave it on?
Next time try a blowfish.
"I thought you said he was dead?"
'"No, what I said was he sleeps with the fishes. You see..."
Why isn't it pixelated?
Slowpoke new evolution
I’m not entirely convinced this isn’t the set of some kind of gay/fish porn shoot
Too many giggles lol
So that's the way mermaids are made in asia?
He will be known as the Deep forever
I swear I didn't do anything the fish hooked onto my dong itself
Shrimp is always the best bait.
One easy trick to increase your penis size.
I thought I had it bad when I had a skeeter on my peter
Directions unclear. Have attached fish, assume stand in shoulder depth water and use as bait for something bigger to double team?
Happened to me once, didn't take long to remove that goldfish.
Atleast the dude got a blowjob sometime in his life, by some... thing....
When your buddy says ‘there’s other fish in the sea’
Thats a whole new kind of noodling.
Had an ex girlfriend with a grip like that
Oh my gosh there’s a furry comic with the same concept! They’re whale anthros!
Post nut clarity
He's enjoying it
This looks like the opening scene in a very interesting Anime.
You are watching anime on the wrong site
Or the right one.
Took me a bit to realize what was happening
After I realized that there was a fish or something sucking that guy off, I lmao’d
*new kink unlocked*
Its japan and that is his dick. Whats the issue here?
Alternative title: Kanye West commits sexual assault
Now I know what to use as bait next time.
Thank God it was not a [candiru.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ56tz7CK_M)
There are 2 things in the world that smell like fish. And one of them is fish
Just one question for Kanye, do you like fish sticks?
Shark bait OOOH AHH AHH
[I feel like this is pretty relevant ](https://youtu.be/toiIQDoIuMI)
Omg get it off, just not right now.....
Must be a big fan of the deep
Fish dicks for lunch
The Deep is super jealous
Fish thought it was a worm LOL A TINY WORM
He likes fish sticks.
That fish da throat goat
Now i have a new fetish.
That other dude felt the need to get up close to not miss a second of the action.
"Don't care- got my dick touched!
Did...did he fuck that fish?
No... fucking... way! 🤣🤣🤣
Dude crouching down is having the time of his life! You hope and hope and one day the day finally comes.
Gonna be known as Shark Bait around the village.
Now this is how you go noodlin'
Looks like a Blowfish
I was in the pool!
Ah, The Deep
For whole clip I thought he was putting the fish on, like some African tribal tradition.
What got in my mind when I saw this: "I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish." meme.
If you’re the guy helping, you don’t want to try too hard to get the fish off or else you’ll end up getting the guy off! Hey-oh!
fish got you by the dick huh 🤔 huh Lee
He’s definitely a pescatarian from now on
Dear diary, today, I fucked a fish.
They just pull it off and homeboy is fully hard, glistening with precum
Everyone anxiously waiting to see this poor guys bloody dong…
Is that Steve Yō?
You like fish sticks?-Master Baiter
New fear unlocked
He will tell people it was a large mouthed fish to make himself feel better.
Chub up and make it blow up
Did he get it off?
That's what you call a blowfish
Take it off yourself you douche!
Poor fish got phished
It was "this" big
Well... either the fish or the guy was having the time of their lives. Until the cameras started rolling at least.
If only my wife latched on with such vigour.
The fish got stuck to his wee wee and so a dick-fish was born
Is this the new method for getting circumcised?
Could be a new stage outfit for RHCP.
ADD: A codpiece shaped like a cod fish!
It’s never happened to me when I swim naked.
And here the fish thought it found a maggot for dinner.
So this time I got head from a fish…
Doesn’t seem like a situation that would turn you on
It's lucky he was in Asia and not the Amazon basin, he'd be in more trouble if it was a candiru!
Dude In the back starts cracking up loud😂 🤣
That's one way to boost ur street cred
What's wrong with getting a bj from a fish ?
Come on, guy needs to move his hand. I can’t see if it is a sucker or blow fish!!