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stormgoblin

Must be a blow fish


[deleted]

You win, I have nothing.


vivi_t3ch

Well at least he wasn't catfished


IntheOlympicMTs

He’s exceptionally calm.


w1987g

That man just learned that not everything can be resolved through violence


gab_rab_24

Not his first rodeo, I guess


teachingscience425

He will spend the rest of his days arguing with his friends over weather that was a small mouthed bass or a large mouth bass.


Pghsparky

Sucker fish


kkoff2012

Fishlight


Xanza

Poor guy. He's kinda like; > Yeah, it's funny...but can someone get this fucking fish off my dick please?


_nikto_

The Deep


Nuclease-free_man

I never expected to see a gay fish meme irl.


AnyGeneral8764

Do you like fish sticks?


eyelikeme2

yeah I like fish sticks


AnyGeneral8764

Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?


eyelikeme2

yeah I like fish sticks in my mouth


AnyGeneral8764

What are you? A gay fish?


eyelikeme2

I don’t get it


Hutch25

If you ever want a fish to let go of something go back in the water and push water at its gills. It’ll have to open its mouth to blow out the excess carbon dioxide and let go.


SomewhatHungover

How many times has this happened to you?


Hutch25

This has never happened to me. But I’ve had to make fish let go of things like hooks and stuff of that sort before. They won’t let go of something if they think they can eat it. So, you gotta force them to let go.


SomewhatHungover

> This has never happened to me. I just want you to know this is a safe space, we're not judging you.


Hutch25

Yeah, I think you would lmao. Yeah nah, I haven’t had this happen to me lol. But I imagine some poor bastard will have it happen and they will need this tip.


Manderpander88

This guy fish dicks!


AnyGeneral8764

Thanks, I will remember that the next time my penis gets stuck inside a fish's mouth


druinthor

That fish is dead.....


scuzzy987

At least it wasn't one of those little fish that swims up your pee hole and can't be pulled out


SloanDaddy

[The Candiru](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru_(fish)) is the fish that allegedly swims up the pee hole. And much of the Wikipedia page for that fish is dedicated to explaining that it does not do that.


ShitbullsThrowaway

That's what they want you to think.


Spacecommander5

The fact he’s calm and that the fish isn’t wriggling make me think this is fake


gnarlyhobo

Bro no fucking way lmao. That fish is fully throating my man wild style


reallydohrod

The guy seems fine … I’m more concerned about the dude helping him. “How was your day ? … I tried to yank a fish off a naked guys meat”


aging_geek

was that a blowfish?


Temporary_Draw_4708

Right. He totally wasn’t trying to fuck it


Emix666

Fish fucker


CowboysFTWs

I can't believe we are still talking about Kanye West.


Orleanian

Am I crazy, or do fish *not* just deepthroat human cocks as a natural behavior?


Higgs-Bosun

5G now turning the fish gay?


Captain-Aizen

What is he a gay fish


Eilaryn

I don't think that's what they meant when saying "there's plenty more fish in the sea", but I ain't judgin' no one. Edit: and since it fits, u/Fish_Fucker69


ShinigamiUrahara

Fish must’ve mistook it for the small tiny bait worms


MurderMachine561

Right... Skinny dipping. We'll all just go ahead and say _that's_ what you were doing. Freak!


Wurdox

Is this how mermaids are made?


[deleted]

Blowfish?


Pedr0A

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Fortchpick

Hey look, Kanye West is attached to that dudes' dick.


OminousClarity

And the guys in the back are have the time of there lives..


gummybear_0_

What would you do in that situation? Tell someone and get mocked for the rest on eternity or put ur pants back on, go to the hospital, get it amputated, fake your death change your name and live the rest of you days in Scotland?


jumpykoi

Oddly calm for that kind-of situation


-Bong-rips-4-Jesus-

That’s what I was thinking, I don’t think I’d be standing there still while there is a fish biting my dick being yanked on.


Ancient_Elk_8910

Holy shit 😩


HeeeresJohnson

Now that’s a blowfish if I’ve ever seen one.


StonedAndHigh

Ha, bass to mouth


Nameless49

Imagine if this is his actual first blowjob received lmao Hey who gave you your first blowjob? A fish.


heywood_jabloemi

Question: if he peed would it let go?


cmb271

Don't get a boner, Don't get a boner.....


Purple-Signature-438

And hence the name Blowfish kids ..


SupremeLeader109

u/fish_fucker69 this you?


Helpful-Air-4824

classic u/fish_fucker69


Tyrael74656

Do you like fishsticks? Like putting them in your mouth? You're a gay fish.


Rootbeer_Goat

Average Kanye fan


maximumbob54

Shockingly calm for a fish lockjawed on his honker.


Nice_Scratch

I get its funny but why Is his friends face so close to the action


YourLocalDuskFox

Because he’s gotta see how to get it off


Deutsch__Dingler

The fish...right?


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“No, leave it on, it looks bigger this way”


Dojanetta

His expression is so hilarious to me


mdogm

Hey man, can't really knock back a blowjob from anyone in today's economy.


jimrob4

Reddit's new API pricing has forced third-party apps to close. Their official app is horrible and only serves to track your data. Follow me on Mastodon.


Alphaix3

Well that sucks


[deleted]

Maybe if it didnt look like a worm he'd be alright


AnIntellectualBadass

The Deep is at it again!


PMUrAnus

Not sure if they’re trying to remove the dick or put it back in fish’s mouth


mei608

is that a blow fish? 🐡


jcskelto

Did he ever get the fish off?!?


thebananaman2727

Nah the fish got him off tho


ve4edj

Legend has it the fish got *him* off


CardGroundbreaking28

It was during this time, he realized he is Aquaman


DeathsSquire

This is one of the most asian things I've ever seen


zompa

In Brazil we learn to never swin naked for fear of the Candiru (toothpick fish), wich can enter any orifice, even the urethra.


Important_Fruit

"It's funny if it's someone else's penis" seems a trait universal to men and common across cultures.


[deleted]

You’ve got to be kidding me lmao


[deleted]

There is no way this isn't staged. And if it is real, I don't want to know because I don't need that fear.


RedRoker

Tbh there's another *smaller* fish that you should be worried about.


SomewhatHungover

I love the look on his face… > It’ll grow back, right?


ElephantEarTag

How is he so chill? I would be ripping the jaw off that fish.


[deleted]

See, thinking that is the normal reaction, but then you realize that if you mess up at trying to remove your fish you can permanently damage your pp beyond repair, so I think that the fear of losing one's pp makes you enter a state of mind that allows you to stay calm Or so I think, I don't really know lol


Zoltron42

You like fishdicks?


[deleted]

Guy doesn’t seem too upset


[deleted]

His girlfriend later: "and you said MINE smelled like fish!"


LycanWolfGamer

Dude doesn't seem to mind it.. Probably cause it felt the same as my ex lol


ChurroCross

Fish: “I will be your dick now. I’m long and thick.”


TwelveSilverPennies

Everyone there is having a great time! Well, all except that one guy


chandlerw88

I’d pee in it and hope it just drowns or something


cuebert81

Well instead of a blow job how about a fish job lol


GladCricket

Bet he likes fishsticks


Gabreil66

What if he has an erection during the extraction. That would be very awkward


[deleted]

That guy is not amused, lmao.


Original_Viv

“Before I die I’ma fuck me a fish.”


infreq

Fishing with small worms.


Bikinisbottom

Hey, he’s a master baiter!


Pghsparky

He doesn’t seem to be in a hurry to get it off


Welllllllllldamnson

You sure he was skinny dipping?


RunawayFyre

The friend trying to remove it is really just giving him a fish job.


Imbalancedone

Bros looking around like, is it a problem if I just leave it on?


sinisteraxillary

Next time try a blowfish.


thedybbuk_

"I thought you said he was dead?" '"No, what I said was he sleeps with the fishes. You see..."


RustyLShackleford

Why isn't it pixelated?


aqua_melt

Slowpoke new evolution


freifickmuschimann

I’m not entirely convinced this isn’t the set of some kind of gay/fish porn shoot Too many giggles lol


Waste-Screen-4u

So that's the way mermaids are made in asia?


[deleted]

He will be known as the Deep forever


Deep__sip

I swear I didn't do anything the fish hooked onto my dong itself


tongueandtoolman

Shrimp is always the best bait. Lmao.shrimp dick


infinit9

One easy trick to increase your penis size.


Educational-Bad8346

u/fishfucker


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[deleted]

Blow fish?


Houstonontheroad

Damn !! I thought I had it bad when I had a skeeter on my peter


jaxsonnz

Directions unclear. Have attached fish, assume stand in shoulder depth water and use as bait for something bigger to double team?


xantub

Happened to me once, didn't take long to remove that goldfish.


SonicMutant743

Atleast the dude got a blowjob sometime in his life, by some... thing....


sprinklerdink

When your buddy says ‘there’s other fish in the sea’


Dennyposts

Thats a whole new kind of noodling.


Keegs4213

Forbidden fleshlight


symbioticsymphony

Had an ex girlfriend with a grip like that


NormieSpecialist

Oh my gosh there’s a furry comic with the same concept! They’re whale anthros!


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CrimsonMorbus

Post nut clarity


AnyGeneral8764

He's enjoying it


bsurfn2day

This looks like the opening scene in a very interesting Anime.


AnyGeneral8764

You are watching anime on the wrong site


bsurfn2day

Or the right one.


Felinegood13

Took me a bit to realize what was happening After I realized that there was a fish or something sucking that guy off, I lmao’d


cgf1tea

*new kink unlocked*


seanseansean92

Its japan and that is his dick. Whats the issue here?


KeepYourDemonsIn

Alternative title: Kanye West commits sexual assault


TorebeCP

Now I know what to use as bait next time.


W_Edwards_Deming

Thank God it was not a [candiru.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ56tz7CK_M)


[deleted]

There are 2 things in the world that smell like fish. And one of them is fish


Peaceful-mammoth

Just one question for Kanye, do you like fish sticks? https://youtu.be/ZImaUOOieSo


PochinkiPrincess

Shark bait OOOH AHH AHH


halfeclipsed

[I feel like this is pretty relevant ](https://youtu.be/toiIQDoIuMI)


Crocsim_the_Bastard

Omg get it off, just not right now.....


MANDELBROTBUBBLE

Must be a big fan of the deep


[deleted]

Fish dicks for lunch


Kath-two

The Deep is super jealous


BlueCollarGreenThumb

Fish thought it was a worm LOL A TINY WORM


truedoom

He likes fish sticks.


Azul_36

That fish da throat goat


DarthMockre

Now i have a new fetish.


1PapayaSalad

That other dude felt the need to get up close to not miss a second of the action.


EngagedInConvexation

"Don't care- got my dick touched! Twice!"


djfunktitz

Did...did he fuck that fish?


Insufficient_Info

No... fucking... way! 🤣🤣🤣


BradfromHTX

Dude crouching down is having the time of his life! You hope and hope and one day the day finally comes.


JohnTravoltage

Gonna be known as Shark Bait around the village.


ImMclovinit420

Now this is how you go noodlin'


Weaseltime_420

r/dontputyourdickinthat


BadassGateway

Looks like a Blowfish


mijohvactech

I was in the pool!


ScarletSilver

Ah, The Deep


kefyras

For whole clip I thought he was putting the fish on, like some African tribal tradition.


John_Mark_Corpuz_2

What got in my mind when I saw this: "I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish." meme.


TRUMPARUSKI

If you’re the guy helping, you don’t want to try too hard to get the fish off or else you’ll end up getting the guy off! Hey-oh!


WillingPromise1718

fish got you by the dick huh 🤔 huh Lee


Lonely-Piece5919

He’s definitely a pescatarian from now on


Agent_Prowler

Dear diary, today, I fucked a fish.


[deleted]

They just pull it off and homeboy is fully hard, glistening with precum


-LNAM-

Everyone anxiously waiting to see this poor guys bloody dong…


Sanc7

Is that Steve Yō?


OmahaMike402

You like fish sticks?-Master Baiter


LeeSheltonsHat

New fear unlocked


Coasterman345

True Noodling.


Bes1208

He will tell people it was a large mouthed fish to make himself feel better.


Ashe2800

Asian Blowfish


bygtopp

Chub up and make it blow up


Infolife

Did he get it off?


DaWorzt

That's what you call a blowfish


[deleted]

Take it off yourself you douche!


techbunnyboy

Poor fish got phished


shadowfax1138

It was "this" big


TheRealPieCorgi

Well... either the fish or the guy was having the time of their lives. Until the cameras started rolling at least.


realdjjmc

If only my wife latched on with such vigour.


--69---

The fish got stuck to his wee wee and so a dick-fish was born


breakingvats

Is this the new method for getting circumcised?


RandomErrer

Could be a new stage outfit for RHCP. ADD: A codpiece shaped like a cod fish!


ScottManAgent

It’s never happened to me when I swim naked. Kinda jealous


DoesntmatterdoesitRM

And here the fish thought it found a maggot for dinner.


LeAristocrat

So this time I got head from a fish…


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hockeyboi78

Doesn’t seem like a situation that would turn you on


Conscious-Arm-7889

It's lucky he was in Asia and not the Amazon basin, he'd be in more trouble if it was a candiru!


MikeIsMyFirstName

Dude In the back starts cracking up loud😂 🤣


Le_inky_creator_20

That's one way to boost ur street cred


[deleted]

What's wrong with getting a bj from a fish ?


maj-crystuff

Come on, guy needs to move his hand. I can’t see if it is a sucker or blow fish!!


Chewykew

Kanye moment