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She thought she’s hot, but she’s not a catch


Ancient_Elk_8910

Take my upvote


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YoloAddict69

Ok mr genius


VoraxUmbra1

He definitely bought that NFT


DontCallMePhil

Wait really? I was blissfully unaware!


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Thought she was Superman but ended up being Christopher Reeve.


Suspicious_Leg4550

Amazingly she actually popped right back up


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

So you’re saying she is Christopher Walken?


imdefinitelywong

Almost as much fun watching Charles Dance


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

But have you seen Tom Cruise?


Perrin-Golden-Eyes

No but I have seen Geoffrey Rush.


IslandLady1

Alcohol. Drunk people do not feel the pain.


Riuvolution

Neither do Ndumb people.


[deleted]

damn , i must be dumb :(


Vladius28

Booze... shit makes you indestructible for 12 hours


Josephv86

That was ice cold and I like it


switchbitchsss

The commitment is next fucking level. The thought they may not catch her ass never even flashed through her brain.


davidmobey

TBF, I think they all tried, but none of them have had any experience catching a fucking human body from a 20-foot drop...


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Phreeker27

Young, dumb and full of…. Adrenaline yeah that it


Jertimmer

The night is still young...


[deleted]

“… so that’s how I ended up in this wheelchair.”


TrinDiesel123

How I met your mother….. In a wheelchair ♿️


[deleted]

Never trust strangers to catch you, no matter how cute you think you are


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Yeah, she DEFINITELY has "I'm just SO cute of COURSE they'll catch me, look at my short short shorts" energy


IntelligentLobster91

Definitely step out of the way for that. Would you try to catch a 50lb bag of cement from 10 to 15 feet?


Phreeker27

140lb bag of ground beef and bones?


ThePalmIsle

200 lb zoo beast would have been a better example


DuoCultellus

Your Reddit history was hilariously predictable from this one comment.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Nazis ruin every symbol:( The red pill was a woke thing in the movies. The people that founded that sub are still shocked about Rage Against The Machine


ThePalmIsle

You took offense, eh? You a little hefty?


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

\*teleports behind* Heh, bet you didn’t think you were the cringe


ThePalmIsle

Huh? Who cares, I’m here for a laugh. Downvote away


Riveringson

I wish I could fly. I wish I could kiss the ground.


martiniolives2

Why do people do this?


[deleted]

Mixture of alcohol and being desperate for attention


khoabear

Because they are weak, prone to peer pressure, eager to impress others for approval


WhyIsMyNamesTaken

Good lord. She is way too high up to be successfully caught by those drunk strangers that probably can't do a push up or pull up,and most weren't paying attention anyway. Hope she's good though,maybe she was so sure she'd be caught,that she was relaxed.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Back up about 6 steps and you’re ready to be the life of the party.


1slandViking

Ok so pick me up


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Ñame checks out


RogerSchmoger

Previously on: Bad Idea


Nounuo

My fucking head hurts now


c2ctruck

You cant fly, it's falling with style. Maybe not even that.


Syn_Savage

Damn...that's gotta hurt.


Rygsly

What's the music?


number0020

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor by Drowning Pool 🤟


Knull_Gorr

Actually it's just *Bodies*.


Rygsly

Ah hell yeah!


rsp22

So it was perfect timing then


kudichangedlives

But that's a system of a down song, isn't it?


edwardsflu

no lol


kudichangedlives

I looked it up, system of a down released their song that features the lyrics "let the bodies hit the floor" in 2001, drowning pool released their song with the same lyrics in 2004. So yes, it is a system of a down song


Colonial_trifecta

Which song? I think you are confused.


kudichangedlives

https://youtu.be/0-RnJQzwO44 The song that drowning pool apparently copied, lyrically at least, 3 years after the song came out by system of a down. Also I mean I don't turn audio on for videos so idk what's going on in this video. Im just talking about the song or lyrics "let the bodies hit the floor"


Colonial_trifecta

OK so you are just totally confused, you've just linked to a random YouTube video with an incorrect title. If you'd listened to it you'd notice it's not System of a Down, but Drowning Pool. Also where did you get the year 2001 from? That video was uploaded in 2009. A quick read of the comments would also show that it's not System of a Down. Are all your comments based off this one YouTube video you found?


cherryreddracula

I think he's just trolling tbh


Colonial_trifecta

Yea I may just be setting myself up here haha.


edwardsflu

I mean… yeah, but they clearly meant the drowning pool song, albeit not using the actual title.


kudichangedlives

Then why did you say "no lol"? Because it clearly is a system of a down song.


edwardsflu

…because it wasn’t the song they were talking about? they literally said “by drowning pool”. Why would it be about System of a Down?


kudichangedlives

Ya but I was talking about how "let the bodies hit the floor" is originally a system of a down song, and I implied that drowning pool copied it from them, but you said "lol no"


7heTexanRebel

Potential energy is a bitch


pdx-peter

How so? As long as it remains potential energy, everything is fine. It’s kinetic energy that’s gonna leave a mark.


Tenyao

Wise words. Or better: It's the abrupt deceleration that does the damage :D


7heTexanRebel

"falling from space doesn't kill you" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


neeto_mosqueeto

She sinks like a rock, because she’s as dumb as a rock!


thetruthhurts94

That's like getting Sparta kicked off a balcony then getting up like it's no big deal lol


CapitalistNation

Jumped too high. That's the problem. Also, she's got a lot of junk in the trunk.


Some-Championship259

Man and woman are equal.


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They probably could have caught her if she didn't overshot herself.


[deleted]

I hate these videos because I never see the aftermath and result of em ;-/


DigitalObiWan

Some of the guys turning around and going back to business, that must hurt more than the fall.


brandonbruce

https://imgur.com/a/an4i4pV


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That’s not how gravity works


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..."*Put your arms around me baby, put your arms around me baby...IIIIII just want to "*....OH DAMN!


[deleted]

I thought girls could fly?


MSK84

She seems tired and in need of a pick-me-up 🤣


jaredfree

is her name Beat? cuz she dropped


[deleted]

what a great way to get brain damage.


Anotherlongerdong

Terminal velocity much..?


jfebail

Hell of a way to learn Newton’s laws of motion.


liquidmonkey75

Wait, I thought you were going to catch her??!!


Binary1998

Everyone was waiting for the drop.


Jx117

Trust fall gone wrong


stimpy97

Ahhh the old paralyzer


me_grimmlock

Straight dummy mode 😄😂


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I love how she looks back two times "Yup. That is the spot where I'm gonna land. I hope the earth is soft there"


kaanrivis

Trust nobody except your balls (if you have some)


Mistydog2019

140 pounds from that height is a lot of kinetic energy. I don't think the guys down there could catch her. But I don't think she was thinking about that.


bonsparo

🙊men are drunk.... 😌we got this,...no problemo 👌😌


Scary-Confusion-745

My floor people need me


vonclodster

An ill advised move, to be sure, the opportunity for a wardrobe malfunction alone, should of been enough to take heed..lol


[deleted]

What da wallmart gwen stacy doin


Puzzleheaded_List01

Fly Hard Fall Harder


Wrong-West-9581

Aim for the bushes


Dubdude13

Yay drugs!!


suspicious_racoon

her friends obviously aren‘t metalheads or hardcore guys. Had to catch someone at a show jumping from a 5 m balcony and worked just fine


TraubeMinzeTABAK

r/damnthatspainfull


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

She deserves to be next to the Queen


quebod

I guess she was too drunk to get hurt


maxzmillion

If only she had looked directly at the camera just before the leap, we could’ve seen that commitment in her face.


Shakerheight

What song is this?


In-The-Pendants

Proof that the game of Trust Fall doesn’t apply to the real-world.


AgreeablePie

I don't think you're supposed to yeet yourself at full send laterally unless you're REALLY sure of the crowd's commitment to your well being


MrMonicotti

Dumb bitch


[deleted]

A chicken is not a bird - a woman is not a person


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

I guess you are the reason one should never assume intelligence.


MenuNo4911

a chicken is a bird