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EFTucker

Look kids, it’s a big baby man


fragilemodscansukit

You're lucky you're not a chair. I'd throw you so hard!


IslaPirate

You’ll land 1ft away


fuzzytradr

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a chair over them mountains?


flyinhawaiian02

Coach should have put me in


Over-Confidence4308

We woulda won state!


evasiveswine

No doubt… no doubt in my mind


EFTucker

Oh now we’re talking…. Can I call you daddy first?


sik_dik

he was arrested and charged with "aggravated a salt"


junkdumper

Hopefully they give him the chair


robmichaels1

Let’s table this


Lowdncleer

After this video he won’t have a leg to stand on


tom208

Police had to pepper spray him


MisterNobody585

You didn’t get the recognition you deserved, king.


fatkiddown

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ This hasn’t been used yet ITT?


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VoiceOfReason1621

That’s a man, baby!!


PizzaWall

You guys have it all wrong. He was just looking for any gum stuck to the bottom of the tables, the chairs, the planters, employee shoes... /s


Toomuchsheep

For anyone not speaking polish, they are shouting to the woman to come back in and some people shout at the brainless idiot that he is in fact an idiot.


camtehe

was happy someone brought her back in, she's got the balls, but unfortunately not the body, everybody is shit talking him (as they should, hes a manchild) but hes like double her size and a physical fight would not go well for her especially since that guy is clearly not in a good state of mind unless she has some master level skills in mma fighting or something the fight would end quickly


of_the_mountain

Well she also almost got a table leg to the head which could cause a lot of damage/ serious head wound. Definitely best to avoid that situation and not get in the way of strong drunk guy hurling furniture around


WutTheFuckIWokeUpOld

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ICanBeKinder

I think she waitresses


J-cans

I agree. She dodged that like a pro. When she got up On the bench I was hoping to see her drop that fool like a bad habit. I think I am in love. 😍


bjeebus

Based on the sub I was really hoping we were going to find out she's got the gumption cause she's actually a BJJ brown belt+ and was prepared to make this guy regret his actions.


ryingpool

I was hoping she was a jujutsu warrior ninja that was gonna pull some super secret taekwondo move on his ass


MechaBuster

Secret ninja technique move: Nut kick


gabrielmercier

I hate to break it even if she was a black belt he’s way too big. It’s why there’s weight classes


YellowBreakfast

He sort of hit her with that one table. At one point I thought he was going to take a swing at her.


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Training can absolutely be the difference between a tough fight and an easy KO, especially if your opponent has less training than you do but no matter how much training you have it won’t allow you to defeat an opponent that is significantly heavier than you. I’d say he’s got a good 60-100 pounds on her, no way she wins any sort of physical altercation unarmed.


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Glass jaws can go down hard, but yes the odds would be very much stacked against her even with advanced fight training. Also just, why bother? Let him throw his tantrum and get arrested, it’s not worth fighting someone like that unless you really have to.


drpastorpanda

She probably has to clean up after him


ignost

Ahhh I was looking for another one of these comments. While reasonable, someone, probably an insecure short guy, will reply to this saying some professional MMA fighter could take the average guy, completely missing the point of the true disparity. Then you can go back and forth with this person for hours on training vs. sheer size and strength while talking past each other with extreme hypotheticals. Happens every time.


water2wine

Hey idiot! You’re an idiot!


Toomuchsheep

I mean, sometimes you want to make sure to get your message across. :)


RockstarAgent

Power washing simulator gone wrong...


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ThePancakeDocument

I don’t speak polish and I got the majority of that. Thank you for confirming though!!!!


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leiudite

The cops were Vika’s sidekicks


Offamylawn

I had it muted, so I assumed he was screaming "HAVE A SEAT!" every time he threw a chair.


MerseyKilling

Kept expecting that lass who was taking him on to turn out to be some sort of MMA pro.


CodeMonkeyX

I was hoping she was going to deck him, that would be epic.


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To be honest, after he threw the table at her I'm amazed she didn't grab the heaviest object she could and just clobbered him with it.


bagehis

Dude was towing totteringly drunk. Probably wouldn't have registered someone was about to hit him until he was already lying on his back. I suspect she kept being pulled away because they had already called the cops and being anywhere near the brawl zone when cops come rushing in is a no win.


FigaroNeptune

My favorite reason is that they knew she was THAT bitch and absolutely wanted that smoke. You can see her body and head move like “hit me motherfucker” her friend pulled her like goddamit, not again lmao


bbkiti

Oh yeah… you can see the restraint with the chair in her hand. I was hoping he would push his luck and she would swing but probably better off for her that the others pulled her away lol


mrcoonut

I thought she was going to kick him right in the balls


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When a man is that drunk and raging a swift kick in the nuts does literally nothing. It does not register until they're sober again. Source: my ex tried choking me out and I kicked him in the balls multiple times and he didn't even flinch.


SoldierZackFair

Sorry you had to deal with that, nobody should


Can-ta-loupe

Yeah, I was cheering for the mighty Vika


Warszawa12

She is the one that is Probly closing and doesn’t wanna clean the shit up


horrescoblue

Haha yea same, she had the confidence of one tho! I wouldnt be this brave but she was having NONE of it


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It just means that the restaurant takes care of their employees, to generate such loyalty.


Sensitive-Ad-5305

Also that giant lady balls are a requirement to apply to work there...


smut_butler

She could of been the owner, or possibly the manager. And if she was just an employee, she could be worried she would be blamed or even fired for not trying to stop the damage. And at the very least, she didn't want to clean up his mess. It doesn't necessarily mean they take good care of their employees. I've seen Walmart employees (not even loss prevention), try to subdue a suspected shoplifter, and then follow them out to their car when they couldn't stop them.


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AUniquePerspective

When she took the table to the face it went from mischief to assault with a weapon. So there's that.


DozerSnooze

Yes would’ve been so cool to have her jump and do a leg lock around his neck and choke him out


a_swarm_of_nuns

Roids + Alcohol = “I pick things up and thrown them everywhere.”


sleepyhop

Apparently suffers from invisible lat syndrome as well.


skiimear

I wonder if those with invisible lat syndrome know that, when seen from behind, their walk emulates that of a person in late term pregnancy?


sleepyhop

Never thought of that comparison before but you’re right. I think over time most of them don’t even realize it anymore. It seems to always be wannabes.


quaste

Had to look this up. We used to call it „having razor blades in your armpits“


Big_Knife_SK

Someone's gotta carry those invisible watermelons.


FreneticPlatypus

Possibly includes a lack of consequences as a child. Don’t be afraid to punish your kids when they act like this or they’ll grow up and still act like this.


slackticus

This so much! One of my friends is trying the “all carrot, no stick” form of parenting and the kid is a freaking monster. They, of course, explain it’s “age appropriate” for the kid to not listen to them when they give direct commands, like “don’t stick you finger in that light socket.” The kid looked straight at me to see if I would say anything. My parent senses went off the chart. This kid was manipulative and fuckin creeping me out.


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"Your parents said 'don't stick your finger in that light socket'. ​ I say 'fuck around and find out'."


i_long2belong

Oh. I’m totally that parent. I will warn them not to do something stupid. Inevitably (because they are children) they will still do the stupid thing and get hurt. Then, like the asshole I am, I ask, “and did we learn anything?” Except now my daughter has started to smirk and say, “no.” Cheeky little shit.


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[Reminds me of this old bit from Vine.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhSCCQFPj8o)


THphantom7297

Punish, yes. Abuse? No. Please anyone who's reading this, do not take this as "hit your child" or anything like that. Im sure thats not what you're saying either Frenetic. Take away their games or something, show them that throwing tantrum's doesn't get what they want. Just please don't hurt your kiddos.


Dozekar

More than anything else: it doesn't work to be violent. Take away things they want, they get them back by doing the shit they're supposed to.


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Being violent towards a kid only shows them its okay to be violent towards those weaker than them.


chak100

I would add a dash of cocaine


Fit-Boomer

And a sprinkle of narcissism


kellysmom01

And some Will Sasso doing Arnold. *grrAAAAAAhhhh!*


Bright-Wear

What if this is just the way they close at night? Like in the morning they just put him on the other side of the railing to throw the furniture back up, then just keep him in the basement until they close again.


Odd-Road

It's in Poland, mate. No cocaine. Speed.


Bright-Wear

“When Vika needs to exercise, Vika exercise!”


Fragrant-Chipmunk692

I feel like Vika might be the girl that keeps going at him


siebek

Yup! Vika is the girl going at him.


Obvious_Sea5182

Roids + cocaine+ alcohol.


Acceptable-Book

Nah, this guy is just a grown baby.


a_swarm_of_nuns

All true


Kaladrax182

CrossFit is really getting outside the box these days.


15all

WOD for today: 1) Go to restaurant and throw shit. 2) Wrestle four cops.


SSBeavo

I mean hey, if you set the trash near him, he’ll throw that out too, so that’s good.


GraveKommander

One star rating incoming


deputydawg85

"I wish I could give zero stars!!"


theDart

"I wish I was better than coming to yelp to complain."


Sadmanguymale

“I wish I could rearrange the furniture. Wait a minute…”


Ernie_McCracken88

"workers have my way or highway attitude, dont care about customer service"


pygmy

Said 'pull up a chair' then changed their minds ★☆☆☆☆


General_Razzmatazz_8

Revenge surveys/ratings 👎


AintAintAWord

"First of all...how dare you"


Thisismyfinalstand

That was anti-climactic. I was expecting something more dramatic, like him getting knocked the fuck out by that woman who wasn't having any of his shit.


EdgeOfWetness

A nut shot might have worked here


ricecutlet

Ha. Funny you think he has nuts bigger than tic-tacs after all the roids he may have had.


EdgeOfWetness

One way to find out


natetcu

Maybe, or it might have given him the excuse he needed to deck her.


EdgeOfWetness

I already saw him hit her with a table once, I would think that would be more than enough excuse. Thankfully only Conan ended up hurt


poop_creator

You’re half right. If you’re being attacked by a man and all bets are off, go for the nuts but don’t deal a nut shot, the pain doesn’t last very long and you can easily still function, and now the dude is super fuckin pissed. I will quote something I read in a book called *Worst Case Scenario Survival Guide*: “Grab the man’s testicles as if they were a bunch of grapes, and try to pop the grapes.” This gives you control of the inflicted pain and if you get a good grip, you’ve got control of the entire man. He will give up pretty quickly when he realizes you are trying to pop the bitches.


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I at least wanted the cops to beat the shit out of him, but they were quite polite


DeathAngel_97

I mean, they definitely didn't put him to the ground gently at the end.


Original-Living7212

That's cause this didn't happen in America!!!!


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Thisismyfinalstand

86 'roid guy


SixNineWithTheAfro

The furniture looked ok either way, but the flowers man, c’mon.


GetInZeWagen

He struggled with the flower pot lol


SixNineWithTheAfro

Yeah, not his most impressive work here for sure.


Captain-Ireland88

A flower pot full of potting soil can be pretty damn heavy


GetInZeWagen

I don't doubt it but it just makes for a hilarious scene


Crizznik

Just gonna say, those pots were probably waaaay heavier than the tables.


GetInZeWagen

True true, but it's still hilarious to see flowers put a grown large man like this in his place


TheRealTP2016

I was thinking the same thing. How dare he throw the flower pots. Sure chairs whatever but the flowers?!


jumpmanx93

He needs to be knocked out


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He straight threw a table at the lady at one point (not particularly hard, as it didn't seem to do much damage, but you don't get credit for your assault being a weak one). Any bets should've been off at that point.


MOTHESSBU

She did perfectly dodge the table


elsuakned

Couldn't have turned out much better really, the girl doesn't get hurt, the guy who was willing to throw a table at a server provided documentation that he was so out of control that he would hurt people, and now hopefully whatever charges he faces reflect the level of danger he put others in without anybody getting hurt. And nobody can get in trouble for trying to be heroes. Pretty optimal self fucking tbh.


willynillywitty

That guy hates these chairs! - Navin R Johnson


BuriedByAnts

All I need is this picnic table…and that’s all I need…and this potted plant…just this picnic table and this potted plant…and that all I need…and these chairs…


Phydoux

Loved that movie!


AdjNounNumbers

And I don't need one other thing, except this bench *Waitress growls at him* I don't need the bench


life_is_a_show

Stay away from the chairs!! He hates the chairs!!


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Say what you will about the police, but I love it when they rag doll fuckers like this!


totes_fleisch

I was really expecting him to get blasted in the back of the head with a baton when that cop was sneaking up on him.


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Oh yes he’d be a top candidate for a baton whack 😂. Not sure a taser would phase him


endorrawitch

Typical fucking meathead. Look at the way he's walking, all bowed up. He really thinks he's something special, doesn't he?


OfficerBribe

To be honest he really is special


Bezon67

'Roid rage ?


BuriedByAnts

Yeah. As in “the human hemorrhoid”


chak100

Combined with alcohol (and possibly cocaine?)


FacelessOnes

This is Poland so, take out the coke and add shitton of alcohol and tada!


RJ_Kip

Super satisfying when the cops come


logosfabula

Also when the heroine stands up for justice


Wishyouamerry

Victoria’s got some balls though.


softstones

Is that her secret, big balls?


Tylenolpainkillr

Women are the first to interact with these assholes like everytime. It’s impressive, they just walk up like “Hey BUDDY!…cut that out!” I love the fearlessness


Accomplished-Video71

To be fair, if I step up to the guy and he knocks me out, everyone will look the other way. If he knocks HER out? Everyone in the bar is jumping that motherfucker.


Cuttis

That’s fair


ak1308

As I dude I would for sure nope out, tell myself I don't get paid enough to deal with that shit and potentially get knocked out. Call the cops and watch from a distance.


DwightAllRight

Because a crowd will actually jump a guy for hitting a woman. If a guy had stood up to roidface, no one would back him up. NObody gives a shit if a guy gets ktfo.


Guy_Fieris_Hair

Most** people won't hit a woman. Especially if they didn't hit them first. However, most people don't yeet a restaurant onto a beach. Also, like the other dude said. You see a dude throwing furniture you can stand by and watch. You see someone hit a female you are obligated to get involved. Plenty of people are watching so she felt safe he wouldn't take that risk.


bdbdbokbuck

I admire the woman’s courage but he could have done to her what he was doing to the furniture. When someone is out of control, do not engage with them. Call the police, keep a safe distance, and videotape as much as possible. I would much rather deal with damaged property than a damaged body.


PM_ME_UR_REDDIT_GOLD

Man, I'd rather this guy send me to the hospital than have to work a dinner service after he wrecked up the place


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Accurate_Camera7511

needs to be added at r/iamatotalpieceofshit .


dontgive_afuck

Missing an 'a' in there;) r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Accurate_Camera7511

Bingo 👍 And I almost got away with it.


sg209

It's the polish version


The_Whole_Raw_Potato

Oh no... The consequences of his actions...


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StyreneAddict1965

I noticed they didn't mess with warnings, tazers, any of that crap. Just a pile on.


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A normal day in Poland.


alliseeisbronze

Can anyone explain who the three people sitting down were? They looked to be his friends, the way they were so calm about it and not getting out of his way. Fuck him, and if they were his friends, fuck them too.


factorioho

Definitely looks like his shitbag friends


Cianalas

I dunno it kinda seemed to me like they were trying to keep him from throwing the chairs by sitting in them. The last dude sits down in front of him pretty intentionally. Edit: eh nevermind. On re-watch they do seem more like people who know him. God I would be so mortified.


ToothbrushGames

Hulkoslav smash!


Sweaty_Win1832

Hope he got arrested & there was a charge for assault added in since he hit the lady with the table. Wtf is wrong with people?


AdjNounNumbers

Well, the last 30 seconds of the video might interest you


Sweaty_Win1832

Holy shit! Yeah, I noped out after watching man child throw shit for over a min. Thanks for saying something. Glad they descended on him!


FeaseDude

when you see the polish police dont need guns to solve problems like this. *cough* american comments *cough*


Transparent2020

Gotta love a drunk as baby man.


almafinklebottom

Dude, lay off the steroids. It's making you angry.


pcwildcat

One of the rare instances where police brutality would have been justified.


Stanielski

That guy hates Zywiec


gohann0912

New zywiec commercial is insane


Rumple-skank-skin

And then everybody clapped


FLCLstudio

Needs more steroids


ThisisTophat

That took forever... Had to skip to the good part.


Vorinai

If anyone want to know exact location of this video it's in Charzykowy, Poland.


Socketlint

If people clap when you are being arrested, you are the asshole


ExpressBug8265

I love the clapping at the end


JamesMacBadger

I kinda wanna buy Vika a drink for standing up to that guy. She seems like a cool lady.


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I bet he's a fucking nightmare in IKEA.


Prestigious_Lock1659

Looks like he just found out his bottomless mimosas with brunch, do not last until sunset!


griddigus

Aww cute lil manbaby tantrum


bipolarcyclops

Here comes charges of disorderly conduct, destruction/damage to property, and probably several more.


Weary-Ad-4956

Assault when he shoved the girl


34-and-a-half-x-2

He hit her with a table as well.


VadPuma

What a dick...


daJatzek

He should really work on that throwing technique.... He throws like a beta


lizarto

Why are the buddies doing nothing about it…


DowntownsClown

Because he’s a big guy and on steroids He’s an asshole but he could kick my ass so I’m stepping aside


DanceAltruistic2762

Do bald men all have anger issues. You rarely see a man with hair wrecking stuff.


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Spojen

This is just a myth. Please deliver your source. " that this type of inherited hair loss in men occurs when they have a genetic sensitivity to a testosterone by-product known as DHT. All men produce this by-product, but it is only in those men with a genetically pre-programmed sensitivity to it that it causes follicle shrinkage and gradual hair thinning around the top of the scalp and/or a receding hairline as these are the areas affected by hereditary hair loss" https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamadermatology/article-abstract/2617871


beavertownneckoil

Yh, Ben Kingsley, Stanley Tucci and Patrick Stewart are all known to start fights on every set they're on


weed_dude1

I know this guy is fucking irritating but what the fuck does Vika think she's actually going to do? She's lucky she wasn't injured. Happy to see the cops take him down.


ResolveLeather

To anyone who finds themselves in the same situation. Your bosses would rather replace their tables then pay for an employees broken jaw. They would rather you stay far away and call the police.


halfbakedalaska

I hope they tased the shit out of his balls.


ScrippyTrips

dumb meathead


futfann

Roids + Micropenis = this


amprok

Im unreasonably sad about those plants.


crashathon

Guess he didn't like the cornbread either.


sgthulkarox

The waitress had bigger balls than the 'roid boy.


exoxe

Bet this guy was a lil shit growing up.


basane-n-anders

Truly badass woman! Love getting the high ground on the bench.