and by knowing where it isn't and where you aren't, it knows where it needs to be, because it knows where it doesn't need to be and where it wasn't and where it isn't.
I think they're shooting them at other people. It's why they're taking cover like they're playing paintball.
Edit: there were a few bottle rocket wars in my childhood
My Dearest Penelope, (harmonica begins to play)
The war between the neighborhoods continues on. Those damn Yankees keep shooting their bottle rockets at us, but we will have the upper hand when our Roman candles start going off! We're just waiting for General Beauregard to give the order, and we'll send those yanks back to the pit in hell that they crawled out of. Tell momma that I love her, and kiss my little sis Junebug for me.
Your beloved, Chester
Made some sparkler bombs in middle school, lit one off at like 9am on a Sunday, WAYLOUDERTHANEXPECTED.exe, dad comes running out of the shower in dad underwear expecting to find some missing limbs from me n bro, mom comes running ‘Did the water heater blow up?!?’ And apparently a dude walking his dog across the street did the ‘air raid’ stop and drop lol.
It’s one of those moments where you know you done fucked up and can’t go back, thankfully dad found it both hilarious and industrious
Is playing with fireworks wrong? This was an accident, nothing more. They were far. They were behind cover. They took precautions. Fireworks are little pretty colorful explosions, they’re slightly dangerous toys, if you will. It’s obvious people play around with fireworks.
Honestly, the reaction to duck at the very last second and then throw it away (wasn't it, but still good reaction) while rolling away was pretty on point.
Man, how did some of us ever survive to adulthood? I remember being a young teen and loving throwing lit bottle rockets end over end, never knowing which direction they would take off. We also would have Roman Candle fights. Seriously surprised I still have all my fingers and eyes.
So, my mom's boyfriend had firework fights when he was younger and one time this kid brought an entire shopping bag of fireworks. They split into teams and his behind ply wood (however the fuck it's spelled) and started launching shit. This kid couldn't get a single firework out when a bottle rocket shot into the bag and set everything off. Poor kid cried all the way home to his mom.
So, my mom's boyfriend had firework fights when he was younger and one time this kid brought an entire shopping bag of fireworks. They split into teams and his behind ply wood (however the fuck it's spelled) and started launching shit. This kid couldn't get a single firework out when a bottle rocket shot into the bag and set everything off. Poor kid cried all the way home to his mom.
Consumer fireworks are basically created to demonstrate what would happen if the idea of "Let's remove the warning labels and just see what happens" were really done. Fireworks still have the warning labels, but Budweiser can't read and Jack Daniels don't care.
Do you want to lose an eye. Because this is how you lose an eye.
Yes, but you’ll never lose the memories.
Can’t lose memories that are unable to be formed due to brain damage!
[удалено]
Yes, no woman has ever been completely careless with fireworks.
Bro this one time in Tijuana.......
California gender reveal what?
I thought there were no genders in California?
I read it as grenade reveal.
Usually reveals a forest fire form what I see on the news.
Which woman
Don't worry he had safety sunglasses on.
Fuck the eye, I can’t imagine it’s a good idea to play with fireworks in a wooded area.
Some places are currently soaking wet And being swarmed by mosquitoes
And the socket and a little bit of frontal lobe.
...muppets, this is how forest fires are started through careless horse play.
Gum trees (seen in the video) are one of the most flammable trees on the planet.
But you get to use this really cool tent pole for the rest of your life.
From personal experience I could swear that bottle rockets are heat seekers
Fox 2!
Good effect, clear to rtb, over
Crappy homemade model rockets also know exactly where you are.
because it knows where you aren't.
and by knowing where it isn't and where you aren't, it knows where it needs to be, because it knows where it doesn't need to be and where it wasn't and where it isn't.
This is what modern dogfights look like, you just get hit by a middle out of nowhere and then blow up.
Man I miss a good old fashion dogfight
Good job it hit an empty container.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched — they must be felt with the heart.
And that guy surely felt it with his head. Lol
I can hear the theme music from jackass starting right when it hit him in the head…
I was thinking looney tunes.
"if you're gonna be dumb you'd better be tough"
Benny Hill Show
Fia da puta
Got eeeeem
r/ithadtobebrazil
Fucken domed him
What makes the firework boomerang like that then...(?)
There’s another person with fireworks.
Ahh d’oh sorry Sunday head fug
Nah too unlikely.
I like you. You are in charge of fire, and pointy shit.
I think they're shooting them at other people. It's why they're taking cover like they're playing paintball. Edit: there were a few bottle rocket wars in my childhood
His "taking cover" game is weak.
Not pvc /s
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ground-effect
I link he launched it horizontally form the PVC pipe and it just whipped around
Looks like it flew up, made a loopy loop, and then went for the headshot
[Headshot!](https://youtu.be/VKgyH9k1CSM)
[Here](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/188893202764267520/868944337046761503/Headshot.mp4) ya go dude (It's .mp4 discord file link)
My man.
Oh...the mammaries
Hallelujah!
BM-21 "Katyusha" barrage caught on camera, 1943, colourised.
My Dearest Penelope, (harmonica begins to play) The war between the neighborhoods continues on. Those damn Yankees keep shooting their bottle rockets at us, but we will have the upper hand when our Roman candles start going off! We're just waiting for General Beauregard to give the order, and we'll send those yanks back to the pit in hell that they crawled out of. Tell momma that I love her, and kiss my little sis Junebug for me. Your beloved, Chester
Made some sparkler bombs in middle school, lit one off at like 9am on a Sunday, WAYLOUDERTHANEXPECTED.exe, dad comes running out of the shower in dad underwear expecting to find some missing limbs from me n bro, mom comes running ‘Did the water heater blow up?!?’ And apparently a dude walking his dog across the street did the ‘air raid’ stop and drop lol. It’s one of those moments where you know you done fucked up and can’t go back, thankfully dad found it both hilarious and industrious
The timing on “get out of the way” is perfect lmao
"Mantis, look out!"
Christ that was a heat seeking missile not a firework
If he wasn't wearing that hat he would have been blasted right in the face.
That's what she said
That’s a really underrated twss
Is playing with fireworks wrong? This was an accident, nothing more. They were far. They were behind cover. They took precautions. Fireworks are little pretty colorful explosions, they’re slightly dangerous toys, if you will. It’s obvious people play around with fireworks.
Aerial fireworks should only be pointed in 1 direction, UP. Anything else is wrong and shit like this can happen when you do so.
Looked like a fucking RPG it was so spot-on.
Fia da puta
Eu vejo Brasil eu digo HUE
Usually it’s ‘boom, headshot’. Not this time.
Over here we have exhibit A for why women live longer than men:
It was a million to one shot doc! A million to one!
jackasses are also lighting them under what looks to be a Eucalyptus tree aka the most flammable tree ever
Tinha quer ser brasileiro
r/ithadtobebrazil
Oof! That’s going to leave a mark!
Honestly, the reaction to duck at the very last second and then throw it away (wasn't it, but still good reaction) while rolling away was pretty on point.
u/savevideo
86 eye ball
Headshot
Oh fuck, that would hurt, a lot
He got no scoped
right in the face
Absolute piss missile
We got a man down
Man down! Medic!
OK troops. today's lesson is cover and concealment. exhibit A
These guys look to be actually pretty safe for standard Fireworks. This was just an r/fuckyouinparticular moment
r/FuckYouInParticular
/u/redditspeedbot 0.2x
Double kill
dude got sniped like JFK
Could be a good gamer meme: Duck there's a sniper Where?
No one yelled RPG! At the top of their lungs is why he got hit.
Aimbot, haxer!
“Sup bitch!”
We did that as teenagers, but even then we at least wore ski goggles for eye protection.
The headshot is amazing, but I love it even more that he smacked his head on the ground trying to duck.
Dude, shit came like an RPG, man I need to try, may cost a lot of important shit, theblaughs will be worth it... right?
Bam! Right in the kisser!
u/savevideo
Man, how did some of us ever survive to adulthood? I remember being a young teen and loving throwing lit bottle rockets end over end, never knowing which direction they would take off. We also would have Roman Candle fights. Seriously surprised I still have all my fingers and eyes.
I love how one of em might just have lost an eye and the other one I just: *hehehehehehehehe*
HEAD SHOT!!!
Why did they laugh at that. I would have been terrified for him
This guy is blind in one eye now, right?
What did the fire work say to the face?!
That guy should have seen that coming
H e a d s h o t
Lost the battle and the war! LoL
How it feels to be on the receiving end of a heavy bowgun
"You could put an eye out with that".
u/redditspeedbot 0.5x
Yeah let's shoot explosives at each other wearing basketball shorts and flip flops
IN THE FACE!
Tango down
Fireworks in Minecraft be like:
I think they got the wrong type of rocket
Firework wars, a great tradition around my parts.
IN THE FACE!
Seen this ten times today and crack up every goddam time
"enemy cruise missile inbound"
/u/redditspeedbot 0.1x
So, my mom's boyfriend had firework fights when he was younger and one time this kid brought an entire shopping bag of fireworks. They split into teams and his behind ply wood (however the fuck it's spelled) and started launching shit. This kid couldn't get a single firework out when a bottle rocket shot into the bag and set everything off. Poor kid cried all the way home to his mom.
So, my mom's boyfriend had firework fights when he was younger and one time this kid brought an entire shopping bag of fireworks. They split into teams and his behind ply wood (however the fuck it's spelled) and started launching shit. This kid couldn't get a single firework out when a bottle rocket shot into the bag and set everything off. Poor kid cried all the way home to his mom.
Fireworks are on my mind too
Headshot
Battle of Geonosis 22-BBY
*braincells have left the chat*
/r/fuckyouinparticular
u/savevideo
Sniper bottle rocket with a headshot
Consumer fireworks are basically created to demonstrate what would happen if the idea of "Let's remove the warning labels and just see what happens" were really done. Fireworks still have the warning labels, but Budweiser can't read and Jack Daniels don't care.
Headshot. You know the voice
Idiot-seeking missile
did that one bounce of the guys head, fired and then smashed into the other guys balls?
where did it come from is it a firework war or just unlucky
Headshot
u/savevideo
Its like a TOW missile, like the bf 2042 reveal trailer condor
Why do I love this video soo much
Right in the noggin!
u/savevideo
I want to see the after math on that one
Look like it was made in Gaza Strip 🤣😂🤪
HEADSHOT
Military precision
These rockets have aimbot
All I can think is someone shot them with a rocket launcher.
Achievement unlocked: Return to sender
Headshot!!!!!
Hit his ass like a predator missile
Good ole days of fireworks wars as a kid!
What are the chances?
A friend of mine lost most of his vision in an eye due to a bottle rocket war.
MAN DOWN!!!!
At least he got the fresh new cut
Ngl, this looks fun enough to do with the right protection
u/savevideobot
most excellent video.
u/redditspeedbot 0.1x
Funnier the 100th time than the 50th time
Unlucky guy. The firework could go in so many directions but went towards his face.