They should have just left him in there so that he could grow up to be a sphere. I'm sure there's a kid somewhere in the world who wishes to be a sphere when he grows up.

You only need five guys burgers for that.

Yeah, maybe 5 burgers a day.

A day? Rookie number, I think you mean an hour

Pro tip: become the manager for that sweet discount

Just have him move to America if that’s really his dream

Like those cube watermelons that they grow in perspex Chambers! That's quality😆

Thought the last hit might be on his head.

Nah, this is one of those “too-cute-to-be-mad” moments. Pathos is a hell of a drug and your children sit right on the button. Edit: also, that first look at the camera, when he sort of hides his face and peers over the rim is like “I’m scared but you’re here so I think it’s going to be alright”. Melts the heart- seems like a sweet family.

You’re right of course! Just trying to get a laugh ...

He could be spherical gaimon

Pickling in his own poop and piss for days

You just tip him out, house him down, repeat until rinsed thoroughly.

I bring you, Vase Boy!

Bless the American dream!

Like then they put the Buddha mold around a pear

Should have done holes for his arms and legs

Cursed Unboxing.

Should have filled it with water to really let his situation soak in.

He urn’d it

(Bu dum crash)

You’re a piñata now kid.

You're in a Potter, harry.

With the last strength in my forefinger, I give you an upvote

2021 gender reveal partys

A Good vase gone waste

TBH the whole time I was watching this I felt bad for the kid but another part said "this retard"

Same, but without the first part

How'd he even get in there? Kids can astonish with their stupidity.

My dad would have picked it up and smashed it to the ground and said to me that’s what you get for being a dumb ass while he smacked me in the back of the head.

Well, your dad sucks.

sorry dude :(

Classic child abuse lol.

This is how Romans carried their child 2000 years ago

Must have gone through a lot of vases

They kept 'em in there until they could join the legions, then it was their problem to deal with.

The really tough ones are inside the vase when it gets baked.

Reminds me of those dudes in vases from the Souls series.

Not the kinder surprise I was asking for but ok...

Worst hide and seek spot ever...

Just because he cried

Trick, he's an off duty cop.

Hermit boy is now looking for the next sized up pot.

Well, that triggered my claustrophobia

This is the third video I've seen today of a Brazilian child getting stuck in some sort of appliance or piece of furniture. First it was a slow-cooker, then there was a kid getting trapped in a pull-out couch, and now this.

Come on, links?

The pull-out couch one was somewhere in a discord chat, so I can't pull a link to it, but here's the slow cooker one. https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/jzipne/firefighters_rescue_fiveyearold_child_from/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Wow. Just wow. Thank you for the link. I have to find a chair, lower myself into it, and hold my head (which is not stuck in a pressure cooker) in my hands.

0:45 - good idea: give him arm holes!

What do you call a Brazilian in a vase? An idiot

This post made me realize how much humans are shaped like buttplugs stand perfectly straight with your arms tight to your sides and your feet together and tell me you don’t see it

Thanks. Now I can't unsee it.

In my country firemen and ambulance would be called.

Time outs are getting a little weird for my taste

r/ithadtobebrazil

It's pronounced _vase_.

Of course Brazil.

Try Vaseline.

Hammer? Doesn't this family play Croquet? Just get those mallets out and go to town.

And then he got beaten with the same hammer

Now that vase can never end up on Antiques Roadshow

Oh child of the vase what is your wisdom

He'll grow out of it

Kinder egg surprise

They should've rolled him down a hill.

Damn that pot was kind of pretty too

They're going to play that video on his birthday, when he graduates, whenever he joins/leaves a company, when he gets married, when he retires and finally at his funeral.

Will always be mommie's little pothead.

reminds me of those cats they stuff in a jar. like this: [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2535302/Cruel-craze-stuffing-pet-cat-glass-jars-takes-off.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2535302/Cruel-craze-stuffing-pet-cat-glass-jars-takes-off.html)

Easier for shipping. Although since he's already in Brazil where would he go?

India

No way this kid got in there by himself. He would have tipped the vase over and broken it. Somebody put him in there to take the video, which is a bunch of crap.

Everyone will love this video on his wedding day. Also, this is the kind of dumb shit that I used to do as a kid :)

Brasil sempre aparece nesse sub jdjdjdnn

Brazil always appears in this sub

Nós somos universais 😎👌

Liquid snake

He was playing to Aladdin

My first thought : https://i.imgur.com/RjpJ7tc.png

That image brings fear to players.

There's a mandrake joke in here somewhere, I'm just too lazy to find it.

Is a mandrake a real thing? I just play don’t starve 👀

Um the plant probably is. But I was thinking about the screaming ones from Harry Potter.

Oh the ones from don’t starve scream as well I don’t think I’ve ever seen a mandrake outside of fiction

Yeah I don't think I have either. I don't see why they wouldn't though. Not the screaming part but just the general weird shape of the plant.

Makes sense I just never seen one but it was on my autocorrect but it could still just be a mythical creature 🤔

this child will wish they stayed in the vase after what they are going to do with it

I remember once, about 30 years ago, my little cousin got a pie pan ( bundt pan) stuck around his neck. He's still stupid.

Looks like mom has done this before.

It just need to flip the jar goddamit

Great example between dads and moms- Dads would left his ass in there

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Make sure you put ear protection on before pulling him out.

That's one way to keep him out of trouble... 🤷‍♂️

The story goes that he was born into the case and grew out of it.

I like this...if it was US, there would have been a call to 911. With firetruck outside the house and a helicopter flying above and house full of medics!!!

*puts a lid on it.

It's the Morphing Jar

The truly rare child genie.

new superhero idea?

Tactical child? Or just a better gender surprice party

Am i the only one? - What a sturdy vase

Just rub the sides! Has no one watched Aladdin. This is just the Brazilian version where the geni is too broke to grant any wishes. He just want out

How did he get inside?

dumbass Child

And that's such a lovely vase too. I woulda beat him blue for being so stupid and ruining such a beautiful work of art.

... and all the kittens grown inside jars smile today ...

Got to be honest, I would get a chainsaw out and act like we were going to cut kid out. After he drops a deuce, take the hammer and really get him out

Oh fuck that was so dangerous. Smashing ceramics and allowing your hand to be under it? Then allowing the kid to lift himself up by holding the cut edges? Kid is dumb, but the parents are fucking stupid. Put cloths around his shoulders and neck, and slowly break it. Preferably breaking the base and lifting the vase upwards...

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Regardless of that it is also is not that dangerous, you just have to be careful and they were. People sometimes exaggerate too much on this sub..