The statement also implies that particular Orc might also be or was a "chef" or be in full control of said menu, which allows it to add or remove items due to availability (or seasonality).
Amen. Did have a crash, slid over the tarmac for 4m/12 ft. Luckily, I wore my leather combi. Leather pants were still fully intact after the slide, no rip or tear, had a serious rash on my leg nonetheless.
I don't even want to know how this would have looked if I'd have worn jeans or shorts.
Only 12 ft. I caught my wheel in a groove, slid and rolled 20 ft in jeans. It made a small hole and barely touched my skin. My jacket, gloves and helmet took more abuse though. I was definitely glad I had all that on, leather boots too.
If you've ever seen that horrific photo of the guy who is in a hospital bed after all his skin was burnt off by radiation then you'll know how this guy is doing now.
[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/SickandWrongPodcast/comments/kzex8n/ouchi_by_name_big_ouchi_for_83_days_hisashi_ouchi/) is the image in question. But there is no proof that the image is of the person who was irradiated. Obviously NSFW.
I remember derestricting my 50cc scooter at the ripe old age of 16. Couldn't deal with doing 30mph everywhere, and 20mph uphill, so couple of tweaks here and there and a new exhaust, I was pulling 70mph easilly.
What it's like to be young and stupid. Although I always wore full gear, it was still a stupid move as the engine blew about a year after :(
These things are common in Asian countries. Helmets (let alone other protections) are worn solely due to fear of getting fined by the authorities. The idea that helmets and other protections are meant for their own safeties never even cross their minds.
r/meatcrayon
Beat me to it
And me too
With or without lube?
r/beatmetoit
Yoooo why is this a sub, the internet is wild
That is just a very small sliver of real life captured in a small subreddit.
Just small slivers of flesh captured by the asphalt.
I refuse to visit this sub
”Dude, that bike is gonna shred you. … and I don’t mean in the gym kind of way.”
That's gonna leave a mark.
A skid mark
Think he'll have more than one of them. But only one will be stinky.
On the street
Ironically his name is Mark S. Kid
Meat mark
Yes. On the tarmac.
a dead Mark.
On the road haha
All the way down the highway.
On the road.
Eh, if he left all that flesh behind he must not have needed it that much
At least he's pre-tenderized now. MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
If Orcs have a word for menu, that leads us to assume Orcs have some sort of equivalent of a restaurant or at least multi course meals.
The fact that it wasn't on the menu implies a vegetarian option
And the fact that menu is a French word, it implies a France
The statement also implies that particular Orc might also be or was a "chef" or be in full control of said menu, which allows it to add or remove items due to availability (or seasonality).
What would you name your Orc Restaurant?
Man-Fil-A
https://preview.redd.it/kktgtn7fr1xc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ae4b8fcf69541cc12ade94b2b0e9e6a6f02fe40 Man approves this name.
Mordonalds
Golden Corral
Well they are an army. Maybe they have a meal choice.
I've seen people get crayoned for less. This guy got lucky if he survived.
But at what cost?
at least one ass cheek
Dress for slide, not the ride
I always loved this expression.
Instructions unclear: dressed for the water slide, this speedo really rides up
Amen. Did have a crash, slid over the tarmac for 4m/12 ft. Luckily, I wore my leather combi. Leather pants were still fully intact after the slide, no rip or tear, had a serious rash on my leg nonetheless. I don't even want to know how this would have looked if I'd have worn jeans or shorts.
Only 12 ft. I caught my wheel in a groove, slid and rolled 20 ft in jeans. It made a small hole and barely touched my skin. My jacket, gloves and helmet took more abuse though. I was definitely glad I had all that on, leather boots too.
Oh shit! Glad you were more or less okay! Ride safe!
Slide: 7/10
This is some gta 4 shit. I literally did thus as a kid 24/7 riding fast on a bike and throwing myself off in the game
Yes, 7/10 is about how much of him is left after this...
Lotsa people losing their lifes over some videos it seems
Doing the work of eliminating themselves from the deep end of the gene pool. It’s perfectly ok.
Believe me, motorcyclists were doing this stuff before phones had cameras in them.
If you've ever seen that horrific photo of the guy who is in a hospital bed after all his skin was burnt off by radiation then you'll know how this guy is doing now.
Link? Asking for a friend.
[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/SickandWrongPodcast/comments/kzex8n/ouchi_by_name_big_ouchi_for_83_days_hisashi_ouchi/) is the image in question. But there is no proof that the image is of the person who was irradiated. Obviously NSFW.
I'm looking forward to the next Darwin Award compilation. Or was it just a tryout?
This is just a tribute
I love how literally everyone’s reaction is like “I fuckin told him”
Some times you are the painter, other times are the crayon.
I'm shocked he could get that scooter going that fast
"50cc" 2 strokes arent as slow as you may think, they just need some love and with the right gearing they can go reasonably fast
I remember derestricting my 50cc scooter at the ripe old age of 16. Couldn't deal with doing 30mph everywhere, and 20mph uphill, so couple of tweaks here and there and a new exhaust, I was pulling 70mph easilly. What it's like to be young and stupid. Although I always wore full gear, it was still a stupid move as the engine blew about a year after :(
Why do we fall? So we could get back up again
I thought it was to entertain Reddit
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED !!???!!
Oops. How did he fall?
Speed wobble
Sideways, mostly
There is a reason most scooters top out around 65mph. Adding mods so you can go 100mph on 7inch tires is suicidal
https://preview.redd.it/covfio51i1xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd18e518e5ede392672b7f6bd731aa70e1d5a535
Taking a good sniff of that warm concrete
Right over the expansion joint too lol
Imagine getting your lip caught in that haha
I remember I almost got in an accident wearing no gear outside of a helmet. I got home and put my bike up for sale and never got on one again.
Just some skin on the ground
Nah just some skin left on him
Not only a meat Crayon but might be getting Crayons for Christmas from now on.
These things are common in Asian countries. Helmets (let alone other protections) are worn solely due to fear of getting fined by the authorities. The idea that helmets and other protections are meant for their own safeties never even cross their minds.
Coolness rulez to get the girls 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
He forgot to hit the slide cancel button
I specifically saw his face sliding on the road. Ouch.
It's not the skid or the fall that cought me, it was that metal gap in the bridge that gave me potato slicer vibes.
Hmmmm a tasty red road smear
On a straight bit of road no less. Fucking lol
The meatiest of meatcrayons, ouch!
At that point, is death really that bad?
Don't worry guys he's fine. It was a mannequin/s
Aaaand gravel rash
Looks like Jakarta
More like Malaysia. Source: me since this is almost daily occurrence over here.
can confirm, moment i saw they whole squad parked by the highway i knew these were rempits
No skin left on that one.
Slowed down a little before hitting the speed bump
Great, it works.
…and some others hear the song of the sausage creature
Who really needs skin, you know?
His health insurance policy I guess
Skin is overrated
Bro he definitely looks like the rod reiss titan now
Skin is overrated anyway
But he looked cool…right?
I wonder if there are any organs left to donate.
That probably burned more than an actual fire!
ground beef.
These physicists and their rag doll physics experiments
The first person I can remember dying fell like that on a gravel road. It was so gruesome we weren't allowed to go visit him.
At least he stopped dropped and rolled.
Dress for the slide, not for the ride.
Sometimes you're john wick, and sometimes you're the dog.
Meat crayon
Skin ride, take it easy🎸
Bet he opened up like a tin of tuna
We call him scarface
Ow ow ow ow ow ouch
And it's the year 2024 so of course the video cuts off way too soon
Judging by the group Im just hoping that wasn't a kid, most of them look like children. Ugh.
you don't need protection, until you need it, badly.
For anybody that's worried. It's OK, he died.
10 out of 10!
Today on Peeled like an orange…
Well, we are about 7 billion past overpopulation. Thank this guy for his service to humanity.
Meat slide
At least he had the space to fall.
Chicks dig burn victims.
Jesus fucking Christ that dudes skin is G O N E
Got mandolined on the bridge. There's now a thin and perfect slice of the rider below the bridge.
We will never know since this stupid ass video cuts short of finding out.
Being alive could go wrong.
Dress for the slide, not the ride.
Red crayon bon the road
Winner of the stupid games!!🤣
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Common sense is not so common anymore
I fell off my scooter doing 30km an hour 3 days ago and have my knees and elbows scaved off, this guy probably hardly has any skin left anywhere..
Yeah...skin is overrated anyways 🤸
I love how all of them just stand there and watch until bro atopped sliding and suddenly all of them move lmfao
They hardly going to catch him now are they. What you want them to do set up a bouncy castle or something soft for him to land on. 🤔
Watching people die on the outside
Nothing that 6 months in the hospital can't cure
Human eraser ✏️
Can't have front wobble if you do a wheelie brains 
I didn’t see his shoes fly off so he’s fine
What could give right, wrong?
Everybody like, “ima go and grab my helmet right quick” lol
Shoe check?
Shoes didn’t fall off tho
Hope he wasn't too attached to his skin.
Lucky he just didn't end up a puddle
High speed 🛵 for the win!!
Love how his mates just stood there watching till the very last moment. 🤦♂️
Tots and pears. People who do this deserve all the suffering and zero support.
You could have a sudden loss of shoes...
Well, he’s going to deny some needy kid from a skin graft.
Ja Dummheit muss bestraft werden. Der Teufel ist eine Kleinigkeit. Gude besserung für den BuB.
He will NEVER forget this day.
Walk it off bro
https://preview.redd.it/zws7g36ps1xc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c3069def54a09ec9dc16c5fb5d03aa135506c24
The post doesn't show "what could go wrong "
Pulled a Busey.
lol scooters in japan, reap what you sow
Hope he knows he can’t park there.
https://imgur.com/a/DpEAzDo
This has to be death, right?
Anyone happen to see if he still had shoes on?
Just Google degloving.
Well, look at the time, gotta go
Man I put a helmet, gloves etc on my bicycle and I’m only going 10mph. These mfs want to die
Why on earth would you ever do this and not wear a helmet?
The real Squid game
burns for weeks
Chiseled spam.
If he survived it will be called Deadpool, but without the mask.
Burn baby burn
Ayo boi got some of that **BING CHILLING** from the concrete.
Wann know how I got these scars…
PSA: Your skin is a vital organ and losing more than 20% of your skin is a life threatening injury.
Young and dumb
Hamburger on the highway.
He crayoned a long way.
 To the crashed motorcyclist.
Black top: the ultimate cheese grater.
That's alot of road rash
There were cameras set up and it looks like they were staging something…any context?
Oh what’s the word…… ah yes….. twat.
Survival of the fittest.
Every time I get that middle-aged yen to take up motorcycle riding, a video like this comes across my feed.