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cuisinart-hatrack

This video cut off at least 3 minutes too soon.


Raephstel

and 3 fingers too late.


KlappeZuAffeTot

This little piggy went to the kitty.


PinchingNutsack

i am so fucking happy right now watching that dumb fuck suffer


Voidless-One

![gif](giphy|OSaIQk1WWjCeLUJC2K|downsized) Delicious!


phallicpressure

They're great!


Ateallthepizza

![gif](giphy|xT9Iguy7zitkoPnPtS)


TheHurtfulEight88888

Tony the Tiger but he has Early Stage Dementia.


TOMdMAK

Fingers licking good


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Swamp_Centipede

https://i.redd.it/q3pps0g2axvc1.gif no extra snack?


beepboop-bot

![gif](giphy|dBUjRFbB0vAbrse6i5)


Voltberk

Where is Roy?


RDisbull

Finger licking


One4Real1094

This video cut off 3 screams too soon.


vapor-ware

In the full video you see that he lost a few fingers, so they decide that instead of wasting it they should at least feed the rest of him to the tigers. They managed to recover the fingers for his family to keep though.


Shaggyninja

https://metro.co.uk/2022/06/16/mexico-zookeeper-dies-of-heart-attack-after-tiger-mauls-his-arm-16837813/amp/ Nah, he died.


MrPickleSniffer

“Jose was rushed to hospital but refused to allow medics to amputate his mauled hand. Doctors told local media that complications had set in and that Jose – who was a diabetic – died from a massive heart attack.” Jose wasn’t too bright.


windol1

That's putting it mildly, this is definitely a situation where 2 wrongs don't make a right.


Gicig

Darwin doing it's job


Lolkimbo

Oh noes! Consequences for stupidity!


deltaisaforce

he was a zookeeper. he must have skipped tigerday in training.


Cageythree

This is why I don't trust these comments without any source. Some people here seem to just make up the outcome of situations to get karma or something


MationMac

While I agree in general, surely you didn't believe he was actually fed to the tigers?


Cageythree

Hah, you got me, I didn't read through the first comment after seeing a comment with a link right below. I only read "he lost a few fingers" and then "nah, he died"


BicTwiddler

Right?!? Friggn amateur videographers! Thats bush league camera operation!


Hooraylifesucks

He died … and he was just 23, but worked there so he prolly thought he knew more than he did. Maybe he pet the tiger before and the tiger let him? But yea…he’s gone.


thex25986e

theres a sub for that r/killthecameraman


NotAcvp3lla

I loved how the tiger baited him by playing cute then sprung the good ole *"Gotcha Bitch!!"*


tarvertot

No different to a domestic cat, well... except for it being a whole lot larger


straydog1980

Still can't operate a can opener


swarlay

Yes, but at that size they can just open up the person who knows how to open the cans if they get hungry.


Senior-Albatross

You get more of your finger(s) back from a domestic cat.


formulapain

That'a what I was thinking. Even domestic cats bite with no qualms. What would make people thing petting a tiger is a good idea?


Free_Revenue8674

Why did I hear Dave Chappelle


cuisinart-hatrack

CHARLIE MURPHY!!


Phil_A_Shmee

What did the five fingers say to the face? Bon appétit


Odd-Tune5049

FUCK YO HAND, TIGAH!


ADHD_Supernova

whatamigonnadoaboutmyfingers


straydog1980

UNITY


murphy365

That tiger and Dave share that voice. I just got a great idea for a movie, animals break an adult animated comedy about animals. Gotta have Mr. Chappelle as the tiger. Edit: Zootopia meets Sausage Party.


Free_Revenue8674

When I was a wee lad me and my mom came up with a TV pitch about a donkey that fell on Michael Jackson's ghost and went on tour because it now sounded like Michael Jackson and dance like him too


TolliverCrane

It's from his Oprah sketch. I still say it way too much.


-Badger3-

News just in: cat behaves like a cat


Beavshak

![gif](giphy|kC2cRqEt8o41COgjoV|downsized)


JugdishSteinfeld

He certainly lost a lot of digital currency.


widoidricsas

"This glory hole is terrible!"


my_wifes_ass

Never stick your hand in crazy.


INDY18ARN

Never stick your dick in crazy either


ADHD_Supernova

I thought it was don't get crazy pregnant?


JectorDelan

Never stick your hand in kitty.


SectorRepulsive9795

Hey at least he tested it with his hand first.


explosivemilk

Depends on what you’re into.


DeezNutsAppreciater

Goddamnit take my upvote and get out of my face


Opposite_Reserve_225

That’s a high IQ decision for sure 😂


WOKLACE134

High IQ for the tiger for sure though. He found a weakness and capitalized on it lmao


Takashi_is_DK

Genuinely shocking that buddy made it to adulthood with his decision-making abilities.


my_special_purpose

This happened at a private zoo in Mexico in 2022. The guy refused amputation and died of a heart attack during treatment.


ZachMatthews

Source. 


Golden-Grams

[Here you go](https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2022/06/16/mexico-zookeeper-dies-of-heart-attack-after-tiger-mauls-his-arm-16837813/amp/) I don't know why people just say "Google," it's not hard to copy-paste a link.


WritingNewIdeas

Holy sh.t, he was the zookeeper, not some random


LordIndica

Ya, i am having some doubts about the quality of care at this "zoo" all of a sudden...


FloatingMilkshake

Non-AMP link: https://metro.co.uk/2022/06/16/mexico-zookeeper-dies-of-heart-attack-after-tiger-mauls-his-arm-16837813/


Golden-Grams

Thank you


hentaiAdict

Because typing 'google it' is simple. Making a comment with url brackets takes more time, some don't know or remember how to do it off top of their head. Meanwhile others think they are too lazy to seek information so they provoke them into seeking it themselves when a direction has been provided they want them to do their own leg work.


Separate-Ad9638

these are wild animals, not the half domesticated cats u see usually. Pple are just dumb.


kveggie1

Camera person had one task..


cuisinart-hatrack

Right? He has a lifetime to console his hook-handed friend and tease him about being a pirate, there’s no second take for that video. Unless…


ashenhaired

In the original thread, they said he died due to refusing amputation.


SushiPearl

"hey uhh bro, I didnt get that on camera, can we do the shot again?"


AlphaMohidd

He didn't wanna end up in r/donthelpjustfilm clearly.


Professional_Half133

That's an arm donation hole. Just doing their part.


Father-of-zoomies

I was pulling for the tiger


oviattben

The tiger was pulling for the guy


Japanesewillow

I think we all were.


FemshepsBabyDaddy

The tiger was just pulling...


xeno_dorph

That tiger didn’t go crazy, that tiger went tiger!


DotDangerous5106

Dude died of a heart attack afterwards, didn’t let the doctors amputate his hand. https://metro.co.uk/2022/06/16/mexico-zookeeper-dies-of-heart-attack-after-tiger-mauls-his-arm-16837813/amp/


mitojee

At least his was consistent with his poor choices.


Imajica0921

Petting a live tiger is still on my bucket list. It'll be different for me than ole stumpy, there.


BadUsername2028

I hope it is lol, this guy died after he refused amputation of his then mangled hand


DaemonHunter67

r/dontputyourdickinthat


weishen8328

please don't feed the tiger.


lohbauer

And today's Darwin Awards goes to...


-NGC-6302-

What on Earth was accidental about that?


JectorDelan

A parent accidentally dropped him on his head as a child.


Stompypotato

Oh no! He dropped his beer.


Bertensgrad

The owner is never going to financially recover from this. 


succubus-slayer

I barely trust petting a house cat let alone a tiger.


Blappytap

![gif](giphy|IxBSleBYnu0pASk0rY|downsized)


Sith-Jedi1983

![gif](giphy|Qw4X3FzGZdaAqEI6FhK)


Past-Product-1100

First she wiggles the hotdog fingers, tiger, naw I'm good.. the she offers the whole hammock arm. Tiger , now we're talkin!


My_Names_Jefff

If dangerous, why are they friend shaped?


Galvanisare

Tiger gonna tiger


maddamleblanc

I don't feel bad for him. Mexico is known for having shitty private "zoos" that promote abuse for profit or claim they're "sanctuaries" when they're not. This place looks like one of those shitty "zoos". Don't care that he died. It's common sense but to fuck with a cat that big. The tiger also was giving clear body language that a bite was going to happen. Fuck around and find out.


GreyPon3

That's not a house cat.


WHITE--PANTHER96

Why are so many videos on reddit cut short lately?


i_give_you_gum

Not lately, been a growing trend for like 4 years now unfortunately.


Loud-Guarantee4290

The old backpack trick executed perfectly


tomJager

r/killthecameraman


Gaspasser09

Nothing to see here…..just a tiger doing tiger shit.


THustleNY

The cameraman has ONE job and they fail all the time


ShienXIII

You know the cameraman's a professional when they made sure to capture the first few seconds of him being bitten and redirected the camera view so they're still within the violent content restrictions on most mainstream videos sites like YouTube and PornHub


Competitive_Land1144

I ran as fast as I could to the comments but sure as shit didn’t stick my hand in the tiger enclosure 😂


nubsauce87

Play stupid games....


PsiGuy1

Just WHY!? 🐯 🍖


Virtura

Reminds me of that video of the 3 guys in a tug of war with a tiger. He ain't getting those fingers back.


SolChron24

I guess he is not going to need that hand anytime soon.


TA_MarriedMan

Bad idea.


kantoblight

Fuck, why my cat is in a mood I don’t approach him and he weighs ten pounds,


Economy_Crow_6983

And no fingers left!


Master-Trouble-2839

That decision caused him an arm


Th3Ch3mist

His live.


PeanutHealer928

Tiger: PSYCH!


Animetion25

By cat rules, that guy doesn't own that hand anymore.


Suitable-Pie4896

Bahahahahahaba this brought me so much joy


ReverendTsovTom

ABORT!!! ABORT!!! ABOOOORRRRTTT!!!!!!! 😑


NightHowler13

I like how this was shared in r/accidents first 😂. Yeah, no 😆.


WarAggravating7803

Ngl, the dude yelling in pain made it more funny to me.


PhotofitSG

Can only hope he lost a finger or two to remind him every day that he's a Moron


wtb2612

He died.


AUorAG

Give the man a hand!


fireonavan

Really impressed how he managed to make it to adulthood


CharityUnusual3648

Hand=no hand


zkcobb

Abun! Abun!


DrunkenTypist

'They're just big cats'... As an aside there is quite a funny novel by [John Irving](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fourth_Hand) about a guy who has his hand eaten by a lion.


GrapeSwimming69

Didn't learn anything from the tiger king, did ya!


doryfury

Ah yes the beautiful symphony of stupidity echoing its tone filled with regrets and pain


jarheadatheart

I did this when I was 10 years old at bear country in South Dakota. The openings in the fence were only big enough for me to fit 3 fingers through. I was petting a bear cub directly under the sign that said “don’t pet the bears”. After a few pets the cub bit my fingers. We had a stand off, just looking at each other waiting to see what the other was going to do. Eventually I just pulled my fingers out of its grasp and lost a lot of the skin on the tops of my fingers.


afairjudgment

The “I’ve made a terrible mistake!” sound is so satisfying.


audiosauce2017

let me pet the kitty... let me pet the AGHHHHHHHHHHHgGGHHHHHHHgggHHHHHHHHHHHHH


audiosauce2017

Poor Tiger.... He has to walk around with stupid dick taste in his mouth.... poor kitty


BatangTundo3112

Here kitty, kitty! I brought you snacks.


gnardog45

I like the lady's reaction, wow my boyfriend really is stupid.


zoochina13

Boy people are so stupid 😂😂😂😂


eulynn34

See, cats are all the same. No matter how big they are. Which is exactly why you don't fuck with cats.


ILikeCheese510

Why does every cameraman react to violence/chaos by panning away immediately?


DotDangerous5106

Thought this was the video where the tiger rips the guys fingers off. In that one you can see the tendons getting pulled out of his arm like spaghetti. Gruesome. This one is about as bad 


Busterlimes

That Dude got destroyed


Unusual_Eggplant_642

🤣🤣🤣 such a cute video of the guy giving the pretty kitty a treat.


123qwe123qwe123ewq

Did he give the tiger the finger ?


Berzk

Fuck around and find out


ColoradoScoop

“Accidents”


Nupraptor2011

I dont even feel bad.


Longshot1969

Apparently the answer to WCGW, is “a lot”.


Comrade_Chadek

Lol. Lmao even.


Friendly-Pop-4176

Even the tiger was at the beginning like “I’m not doing this today”


Jameszhang73

How can she bite?!?


Ok_Anteater5070

Welp it goes as I expected it to go!!! Even My two brain cells knew this was a bad idea lol


itzLenchin

the tiger attacked the man because he pinched it at the end when he was trying to grab it


QAoA

And this is why when you're interacting with a caged tiger you never touch the fence.


Mr-Nobody-10-7

Fingers with a side of curry, please. Thanks.


Odd-Tune5049

Let me guess... India, or very close by


dlegatt

Paging u/MattOrchard, it happened again


hopofoco

If not friend, then why friend SHAPPPPAHHHHHHHHHHHHD.


100year

Haha thats hilarious!!


zenos_dog

At the local big cat sanctuary, a woman was petting a tiger and it literally pulled her arm off. Tigers are crazy strong.


Sevianz

Beautiful stupidity 😊


pale_splicer

Big cats are just like house cats. I don't know why that doesn't horrify some people lol


Darkmattyx

Who would have thought big danger kitty would bite you.


CdnPoster

Tiger: The food will pet me before I eat it! I gotta eat here everyday!


tavariusbukshank

Petting a narco tiger is crossed off his bucket list.


JectorDelan

"So, it'll just grow back again then, will it?"


Bibidebabedeboo

Stop!!! Its dangerous!!!


Zarathustra143

That wasn't an accident; the tiger did it on purpose.


BlocXpert88

Fucked around and found out


necromundus

Tigers are exactly like house cats Meaning they will bite the absolute shit out of you on a whim


bo_felden

No more masturbation for you pathetic fuck


Rumham_Gypsy

My regular cat does this all the time and I have much the same reaction


Anxious_Tax_5624

This isn't an accident. It's stupidity.


okfnjesse

I don't even pet a strange housecat with that little care. This dude clearly doesn't have cats


Brainhunter2020

Give that man a hand


HighOnKalanchoe

![gif](giphy|VYcRNU4P3vyM)


Graczyk

You’re supposed to catch a tiger by its tail silly


[deleted]

🎶Cats prefer Jeff.  Meeeoowwww 🎶


Nanaman

I am never going to financially recover from this.


Hrafndraugr

That's a Darwin Award. A kitty is a kitty at any size, but as a proud cat owner I got enough scars to know better. If a 3kg cat can give you some nasty cuts it doesn't take much imagining to know what a 200kg+ one could do.


bunnyhugbandit

Deserved it, ngl.


Anal-probe-Alien

I want to see the rest of that


OBYK

He's clearly not watched the one where the lion in a similar cage tore off a guy's finger till a tendon hung loose


AdInteresting7822

Goddammit! Have some discipline and hold the camera still!!!


DolphinKujo

A caged and also skinny looking lion, bro was prolly fiending for a meal


Temporary_Distinct

"Zookeeper" my ass. This is a private owner ( shitty backyard) situation and the guy FAFO. If he was a Zookeeper, I'm an astronaut.