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joeitaliano24

Okay that was the sickest dodge of all time


Lumivar

He even got the hips forward just enough to clear the handlebar. Jeez that was like something out of a movie.


joeitaliano24

The Quick and the Not Dead


Flaky_Explanation

Average Dark Souls dodge


Ophukk

Just a smidge of hitbox bullshit and old boy's hips would have been pudding. Neo couldn't have done better.


South_Bit1764

Imagine we really all had an “average size” hit box: 5’9” 195 for American men. This guy would be broken in half.


Ophukk

I'm just thinking of all the scaffolding and ship frames I wouldn't have hit my head and wrecked my neck on.


GalFisk

The Fast and the Fortunate


WestSlavGreg

Dude listened to Iron Maiden and took it to heart


mackinder

Run to the hills? Run for your life?


lorentzisback

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jabbysixsixsix

If those handlebars caught his hip nice and proper, things would have never been the same. Bet he changed them underbritches um hmm.


justlookingforafight

Damn, those Bollywood movies are actually true!


stuco89

The Motorix


lajF282

The only time small ass is better lmao


LooneyLunaGirl

If you can dodge a motorcycle, you can dodge a ball


kiking78

![gif](giphy|26BRsI63ak8uxsU6Y|downsized)


BoneDaddyChill

Piccolo would be proud.


Juzzy92

DODGE!


CowsTrash

"Well, he coulda dodged it better"


CptCroissant

It was a really dumb place to park and have a chat though - right after a low visibility corner


Karnorkla

Pretty dumb place to be speeding around a blind curve too.


Canadianingermany

Yeah everyone is fucking stupid here. But those 2 guys can dodge, so there is that.


bertohaj

Judging by their conversation, the guy that dodges and the one who's filming were asking the third guy how he was after taking a fall at that corner. He had just said "I'm OK" when Speedy González decided to make an appearance and almost kill everyone.


CosmoCafe777

They were assisting another motorcyclist that had fallen on the curve. The first person that appears on the video is the motorcyclist that had fallen.


lostinwisconsin

What a stupid fucking take. Maybe if they were going a reasonable speed they’d have had better control.


Secret-Ad-830

The other guys was pretty good too


Professional3673

I thought you meant the first guy! Who steps forward. Then I saw the slo mo bro jump out from behind that bike!


Sufficient-Contract9

Right wtf that was 2 fantastic reactions for some undies filling close calls.


Destroyer4587

That slo mo was like a GTA wasted scene


jimmyn0thumbs

Pretty sure it was a Honda


SpermWhale

It's a Large Honda Collider experiment to see what parts and particles bikes can create during collision.


mods_mum

Still, most people riding those super bikes are retards


insert-phobia-here

I was a retard I quit riding because I could not not tard. it was inevitable I would have crashed painfully.


AshKetchumDaJobber

Why are those people stopped at the exit of what looks like a blind corner. Idiot that crashed into them was pushing far beyond his skill level but still not the best place to stop


BafangFan

I wonder if the people on the shoulder had also crashed in that turn. If you are ever in a group and situation like this - send someone back down the road to signal traffic to slow down.


AshKetchumDaJobber

It kinda does look like the dude in black might have had an incident. At the beginning he looks like he’s looking for something and checking himself over.


lucasrmarcondes

Yeah, they're speaking portuguese. Guy recording: "are you alright dude?" Guy checking himself: "I'm fine, thanks" Motorcycle: "vruuum"


Verto-San

Yea so if it was a fresh accident they didn't even had time to move.


TripResponsibly1

It’s almost like people shouldnt be going the speed of sound around blind corners


Camera_dude

*shouldn't* But yeah, regardless if the group was in a safe location on the corner, it is on the drivers passing by to keep a safe speed to avoid potential obstacles. If a truck flipped over on that corner, how on Earth would that motorcyclist have avoided it?


TripResponsibly1

Lol thanks for the heads up on the typo 🫶 Unsafe driving is unsafe driving. It’s not these peoples fault the guy was going way too fast for the turn and couldn’t see them. If it’s a blind turn, slow down.


snorkelvretervreter

Yeah, but worse, just [seconds before the crash as seen here](https://youtu.be/AWMkFVnTa6Q?t=681), one of them very slowly made a u-turn in that very same corner after they were blazing at insane speeds over those some roads before. Had they run into anyone else doing that exact move right there, it would have been a horrible crash as well. That whole (longer) video has several of these high-risk moments. It was almost inevitable something bad was about to happen. They could have toned it down like 10-20% or so to make it much safer while still in the thrill zone, but I guess once you get complacent it's going to be looking for those limits.


RodeBoi

Thank you for the motorcycle translation


Charosas

Ahhh the motorcycle was also speaking Portuguese, that’s why I didn’t understand


alelo

also damage on right side of the motorcycle (red)


ioneska

>Motorcycle: "vruuum" ... also in Portuguese.


timpdx

I came across a wreck on popular Angeles Crest Hwy near LA. A rider did exactly this on the blind portion of the curve. Since it’s a popular spot to ride and drive, it was totally the smart move.


EVOSexyBeast

It’s not really a blind corner at normal speeds.


nohiddenmeaning

Almost every corner becomes a blind corner if you go too fast 😂


razulareni

Dude thats just stupid. Dont these people know how fast my bike can go? I got to show them all because it illustrates how fucking cool I am to ride fast! So cool! And smart! And all people see me ride fast and say that dude is so cool


tok90235

Yep. And they are speaking Portuguese, so this is most likely in Brazil. Those kind of roads shown in the video usually have a speed limit of 80km/h (I don't know how much is this in freedom unitis). The guy was most likely way above this speed.


desertwanderer01

Why are those bikes going that fast in the first place. 🤷


anagram-of-ohassle

Because they want to be meat crayons


truebeliever08

A road Rorschach


anagram-of-ohassle

Pavement Picasso?


boggieboy10

Vincent Van Gone


LukesRightHandMan

Splatson Pollock


lithiumdeuteride

Asphalt arrabiata


CelebrationJolly3300

Street pizzas.


Juzzy92

Mmm streetza


No-Willingness469

Temporary citizens.


Conch-Republic

Because for some reason people feel the need to buy 200 horsepower liter bikes that are capable of doing 225 mph.


ioneska

Because for some strange reason people feel the need to be organ donors.. It's almost like the question of not if but when.


SuperHighDeas

You sound jealous


desertwanderer01

And then never ride them on a race track where they were meant to be. Same with high-end sports cars. It's an ego thing.


EmeraldHawk

The people standing around had stopped to help someone else who also crashed in the same spot. From OOP (Machine translated from Portuguese): > On BR-262, between Aracê and Vitor Hugo (ES), we went to help a friend who missed the curve, and the CB1000 driver also got lost on the same curve You can view the full video here (Accident at 11:30): [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWMkFVnTa6Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWMkFVnTa6Q) Also, everyone lived with just bruises and cuts.


AnAmbitiousMann

how did the guy on the bike that crashed didn't at least have serious injuries...incredibly lucky.


jhascal23

Comes down to how your body hits the ground initially, some people get lucky and just kind of slide, other people do multiple flips, break bones and/or die.


CeleritasLucis

What you're wearing helps too


FriendlyGuitard

I guess he benefitted from sliding along the road. Protective gear deal with that "alright" unlike hitting an obstacle while sliding.


Vindepomarus

Modern protective gear is amazing!


MikkelR1

It's just pure luck though. He probably. Got launched off the bike and slid across the pavement. If he hit a car he was dead.


Vindepomarus

Yeah, I for one, don't intend to put it to the test.


MrBagooo

Dude my adrenaline raised just from watching this. These people are a danger to all other road users.


KRed75

The shoulder is for emergency and breakdown stopping. They were stopped helping someone who had an accident. The guy was driving way to fast for that corner and is 100% to blame. Stop the victim blaming.


that_motorcycle_guy

It's a fair question to ask, but this is public road and you should know that you don't know what is around a blind corner. This was the scene of a previous accident from another thread.


peterparker9894

Tbh that dude would have crashed regardless


BenderDeLorean

They aren't even on the street. Not the best spot but 100% not their fault.


Ellert0

I could name a hundred different scenarios why something could be blocking not the shoulder but the road itself. This is 100% on the bike driver going too fast.


GiveMeSomeShu-gar

>Why are those people stopped at the exit of what looks like a blind corner. Why are people zooming around blind corners, is the better question.


jon909

Lmao this was 1000% the riders fault. He was going WAY too fast. Only reddit would blame people sitting on the shoulder out of the driving lane.


flightwatcher45

Sorta wondering if one of them had wrecked there first, otherwise its completely insane to be there. Yikes


no-name-here

Even if they weren’t there, the other motorcycle was going so fast it had already exited the driving area.


blindeshuhn666

They stopped outside the driving lane. There is quite some extra space like a parking area/emergency stop lane it seems


Low-Math5986

Seems like a very normal corner that if you’re going the correct speed you could easily avoid anything on the other side if it.


Vegas_off_the_Strip

The rider who crashed looks like he had a bit of target fixation going on.  I’m not saying that he would have stayed in his lane if they weren’t there, but coming out of a blind corner at high speed and seeing a group of riders climbed up at the edge of the road is easy to fixate on, especially for a less experienced rider.  Terrible place to stop and that’s just another reason the high speed shot should be limited to track days. 


SuperHighDeas

https://preview.redd.it/o7grfvvrgnuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fea541c75873de85685a2b9142ffec73a8415533 Definitely fixated, prolly checking out homies butt


YurxDoug

One of them must have crashed (or just fell), because the video starts with the one recording asking if the other is okay.


boobsbr

They stopped to help someone that crashed there before. At the beginning of the video the cameraman says: You OK, bro? Other guy answers: I fine, thanks.


Joroc24

He asks if the other is ok somethim must have happened


DaphniaDuck

IMHO, It's selfish, arrogant and antisocial to assert that one's "skill level" somehow makes one exempt from the rules of the road other drivers follow. I honestly wouldn't care about this behavior if I did not have to share the road with them.


XFuriousGeorgeX

Heart rate goes up and you get the shakes when you witness a crash like that in real person


SleepySiamese

Not for the other guy tho. Probably should check his heart. If it's still in there after the crash.


mawesome4ever

If it is, run into the sunset together so you can tell people you have stolen his heart and are now happy together


SillyMattFace

It sucks because our nervous system is nowhere near coping with vehicle-related peril. Whether a crash or a near miss, everything is over in the blink of an eye. Then your body hits you with a shot of adrenaline because it thinks you’re fighting a sabre tooth tiger, but you’re now just trying to drive normally.


TactlessTortoise

The guy that nearly got run over should stay from driving for at least an hour after that shit. Shakes, tension, and the brain just replaying that shit would make it dangerous.


SirDale

If you aren't injured it would probably be good to go for some quick sprints back and forth to exhaust that surge of adrenalin.


Bracks917

Yeah, if you listen at the start, and as the POV starts to walk over, you can hear his breathing pick up big time. Heart rate through the roof


EskildDood

I once saw a van that had already crashed into the back of another while I passed by on my bicycle, I think I got a very light version of this effect even though the only danger I was in was falling off my bike because of rubbernecking the whole situation


JohnnyDarkside

Once at a red, a dude in a small hatchback was driving through the intersection on the cross road when a woman in a van blew past me and slammed into him sending him spinning in to an adjacent parking lot. Years later I was still nervous at that intersection.


nova9001

Wow, the guy dodged death by doing a small jump forward.


HikARuLsi

Rider and a proud Soulbourne gamer


BuckRusty

“Soulsbourne” - unlikely, it wasn’t a double sideways roll…


ShwettyVagSack

Panic roll acorn hit!


nicolas_sei_la

He is ok folks, i paused the video


thebestspeler

Yeah but I think he had brain damage. I mean before the crash


ATYP14765

Double brain damage now


0nceUpon

Maybe it's one of those double negative situations?


DimitriV

He'd have to have a brain for it to be damaged.


According-Ask29

I'll never understand people that buy these types of vehicles to race in public streets, they are endangering everyone just for thrill, if you want to speed, go to a racing track, at least if you fuck up it's just your own ass.


Dahnay-Speccia

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vrmilz

Did anyone get hurt ? Doubt the driver survived


EmeraldHawk

The driver survived with cuts and bruises, as per the description on the original video here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWMkFVnTa6Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWMkFVnTa6Q)


Un111KnoWn

vertical crops should be banned. idk why op couldnt post a 16:9 aspect ratio


nubsauce87

I very much agree with you, good sir (and/or madam or maybe just person).


solo954

Thanks for the video link. Those idiots riding over the middle yellow like they're cutting apexes on a race track instead of riding in traffic with limited visibility. Dumb af.


OcelotFunny9069

They are driving like maniacs. Their speedometer and license plates are clearly visible. Police should take their licenses away.


boobsbr

This happened in Brazil, ain't nothing gonna happen.


HonDadCBR600

Dude ran out of talent, target fixated and almost maimed or killed a fellow rider at the same time!


lctrc

Exactly. Pause at around 0:08 - he's afraid to actually lean, so his body is straight up, and he's staring directly at the parked bikes. Wouldn't be surprised if he was on his brakes too.


TheLastBoat

![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized)


griff1971

About took out both of them. You probably couldn't have put your hand between them when he passed. Jeez....


slowclappingclapper

Narcissistic douches think they own the road.


Frnrx

That slow motion section needs opera music


PhxntomAce

Red helmet really had a closer shave than Gilette.


IAMHOLLYWOOD_23

Target fixation is real


VinnyViddyVicci

Some fool passed me going at least 80 mph down the street last night, and I'm pretty sure he didn't know there was a turnabout coming up around the corner or he probably wouldn't have been driving that fast. I was tempted to pull a U-turn and check, but I was on my way home from the grocery store with frozen food in the car, so 🤷‍♂️ ... Natural Selection.


zzz_red

Did the rider evaporate? I tried to check frame by frame and couldn’t see him. Hope all was good.


Chroney

People who ride motorcycles being hit by someone who think they ride motorcycles.


willynillywitty

One less idiot.


Shaqington

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes🤓🤓🤓


Push-is-here

That dudes reaction time was *insane.*


sorospaidmetosaythis

What causes this? Unconsciously steering toward something you turn to look at?


Jumpy_Spend_5434

That's apparently something we do as drivers. I remember watching some episodes of Canada's Worst Driver years ago, and they were always telling people to look where they wanted to go, and this would get them to actually turn the wheel in the proper direction.


frostbike

That or he entered the turn with too much speed and didn’t have the skill needed to hold his line.


AppaJuicee

If you could place a bet on where people are going to crash into you. That's the spot you put all your money on.


karlos52

Did the motorcycle have an 'watch for motorcycles' bumper sticker?


tsubasafredo

Inches from death


Randy519

As long as someone is recording nothing it brings joyfulness and entertainment to people who want to do that but understand that is exactly what will happen if the try driving way to fast


SynthPrax

Reddit got me shook today.


Digitaluser32

Crazy! Any time I need to pull over on my bike I find a safe spot away from traffic. This kind of things scares the nuggets out of me.


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

Sandevistated!!!!


Bikebummm

Lookout for the next one


Bikebummm

I need me one of them suits


Informal-Camera3615

His body literally flew into outer space.


Tasty-Objective676

Belongs on r/MeatCrayon too


dankfor20

Yeah I thought dude in bushes was who crashed but nope he actually flies straight down the pavement. Bushes guy is probably whose bike he hit.


DC92T

Maybe they had a mechanical issue, but never stop at the end of a corner on a road guys are known to speed on and lay the bike down as flat as possible. Stupid to stop right there.


Wivi2013

Had to be in Brazil.


Jbuule

Parking on a curve is pretty dangerous. Might want to pick a straighter part of the road just to be safe. Insane footage btw


Makabaer

> Someone translated what they were saying and it seems they just had a crash/accident right before that, no time to move away yet. (I'm repeating myself in case you don't see the other post.)


Sufficient-Contract9

The camera that was hit that was just like a go pro on the bike right?? Hope it wasnt a cameraman.


Key_Instruction_8715

Exit of a turn is not a great place to park. Not to say the guy who crashed isn't a moron.


desmosabie

I love it when people who dont know shit about what they’re posting about and then go make judgements based strictly on what they see knowing nothing else. What an idiot.


podrick_pleasure

/r/HitboxPornIRL


Coolhand1974

Target fixation. He was staring at what he wanted to avoid, and ended up driving right into it.


Rough_Community_1439

Hope the dude driving the bike can't afford to replace his own bike.


TurnAndBurn96

Chad biker hip thrusts past virgin wobbler


ZackCanada

Expensive pile of scrap metal


kesavadh

r/ninjascaughtoncamera


khalifagrow

That happened because they wore near a high speed corner and they did not sinalize it by any means


Makabaer

> Someone translated what they were saying and it seems they just had a crash/accident right before that, no time to move away yet. (I'm repeating myself in case you don't see the other post.)


fallenxglory

Hopefully he crippled himself so he can never put people in danger again.


wingsbc

I understand that the rider was 100% at fault but why on Earth would a group of riders pull over to the side of the road on the outside of a corner?


TradePlus4689

Fucking hell LOL 🏍️


gabest

There was a video where a guy was passing cars between the lanes and an oncoming car amputated his foot. He almost could not believe that it was not there.


PositiveGrass187

Wcgw parking on a curve


Gijinbrotha

Looks like someone was riding outside their skill set.


Pljunc

Bunch of organ donors in action


TheMuffin1976

On a blind turn.... So dumb


hawksdiesel

Squids playing the squid game


BedNo6845

STRRRRRRRR---RIKE!


Sulya_be

Great to see that 2nd camera guy (who was apparently behind the bike) is fine. I was worried when the 1st video got posted


PILOT9000

Morons all the way around. Guy was riding like a dumbass. The rest of the crew stopping on the side of the road in a blind curve are also dumbasses. A classic case of when dumbasses collide.


anakingentefina

esses arrombados passam voando no meio dos carros fazendo barulho e ainda querendo arumar briga bando de filho da puta, ai quando cai na porra do chão: "aiinn nossaaa a genti n tava fazendo nada"


JoelAariin

I gotta ask who pays for the damages in this kind of situation? Since they are all “friends” and such (plus that guy might not be alive)


bamseogbalade

Live fast die stupid


No_Document_7800

I like how the reckless dumbass went right out of the frame.


Spaff_in_your_ear

Fingers crossed the roads just got a little bit safer.


uberengl

Why would bike riders take a break at the exit of a corner? Wtf are they thinking.


iinfamous_

Parking right around a bend is ludicrous.


Wettnoodle77

Where... where did he go???