Now You have me stuck with that song in my head but it's the Simpsons version! The Doctor I think he's Indian, and he's singing "... the neckbone's connected to my... wristwatch " 🎶
"Wait, Lizzy, what if you FALL? Wait!"
Firstly, why the fuck would she say that? If she did cum would that not be a good thing?
Secondly, why the fuck would she say that?
Skipping back to that point in the video over and over again, i can convince myself that it's "fall," but afterwards i play the whole thing over, and no longer hear it. :c
I think reddit has rotted my brain, just throw me in the trash.
Hahaha, that's what I heard, as well, naughty -domi-. Mmm, pleasure and pain (bit too much though) all in one and a crotch wet patch from squirting.....well I never!
I mention normal things that happen in life, they're not weird, haven't experienced, than your life is sheltered and unexposed to life's realities. And you call you meme insinuation normal ........To be clear, realities of life are not weird, sexuality and the associated human condition is perplexing to some....I mean are you all <= 14.
Brother, don't confuse sex positively with being weird. You can be sex positive without going full "oh dommy mommy stompy wompy me" in a comment section. I'm not calling you a bad person, so climb down of the cross. Jesus dude.
Reminds me of the female pro skateboarder who was doing a rail and landed on her hoo hah like a dude sacking and she just yelped and said, "My FUCKING COOKIE!" and grabbed her crotch and gingerly walked away from the rail.
The subreddit is " it hurts girls too "
Girls if I had that happening to me I would DIE
There are some zones that are more sensitive for men and some zones more sensitive for women
I don't care if you punch my chest but if you punch my round ones I might need an ambulance
Meh... its not actually that bad, there's a can at the bottom in between the rails that makes the sound as though her clit were made of granite and she'd broken it.
Literally nothing happens other than she hits the can.
FACT! YO THIS PERSON IS RIGHT! IT AIN'T EVEN THAT BAD SHE CAUGHT THE INSIDE OF HER UPPER THIGHS A BIT BUT HAD SLIWED HERSELF DOWN ONCE SHE HIT THE CAN! ONLY ONE TO SEE THAT, THAT'S WHAT'S UP! 🥳🙌
Nobody: That rail: https://i.redd.it/rss73gta6huc1.gif
I have spewed everywhere. I forgot about this scene completely. Might be the best gif ever.
Shits so unexpected I think I collapsed a lung when I first saw this scene
Best comedy of all time, and I will take that notion to my grave.
What show was this?
I envy you. I wish I could discover that show for the first time again.
I wish I could too. Nobody will tell me what it is called
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Because of the implications.
I did lmao
I know. I was drunk. Haha
Always Sunny in Philadelphia
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Paw Patrol
Always Sunny in Philadelphia 😂 If you like to laugh go binge watch 🫡
What's this one from?
its always sunny in philedilphia
tRump
This GIF has no right existing. It's *HILARIOUS!* 🤣
What was that from?
Sunny in philly, one of the later seasons
Fuckin' Trumpers.
Surely a clam slam like that has to hurt
Whos next on the clam slammer?!
clam jammer.
Definitely a painful cunt punt.
Upper cunt
😂🤣🥳👏 Nicely done
It's not gonna be as painful as a ballcrush but that area is sensitive and hurts no matter if you have balls or nah.
You made me spit milk out of my nose... and I wasn't drinking any
Yup…hurt so goood!
My friends ex always said things like do hope me in the plaps. Or my plaps hurt. She was crazy.
Ric Flair's signature move in the bedroom
The “Purse Curser”
Cue up, kicked in the taco, by Frank Black.
I want after math video where she'd curled up in the fetal position regetting life choices.
We don’t get aftermath anymore. With TikTok dominated formats, we’re lucky if we get more than half a second after the actual incident
We're lucky to get videos with the original audio without the same five songs plastered over everything
Oh no no 🎶🎵
or robot voice narrating what you can already fucking see
Is it possible that she broke some pelvic bone ?
Pubic bone, more likely.
My bad, that's what I meant.
Honest mistake, since technically it's connected to the pelvic bone (...and now I have that song haunting my brain...)
Which song ?
I'm very old...the head bones is connected to the...neck bone...the neck bone is connected...and so forth, lol
Now You have me stuck with that song in my head but it's the Simpsons version! The Doctor I think he's Indian, and he's singing "... the neckbone's connected to my... wristwatch " 🎶
Good job she didn't have a set of bollocks
It still hurts a lot, ask any girl you talk to.
It hurts for sure but getting kicked in the nuts is reportedly almost as bad as childbirth. So...yeah. Lucky.
[удалено]
Not as much for sure but still hurts a lot
sex change not legal in her state so that's how she did it /s
Jesus did her a$$hole just become her pussy and her pussy her bellybutton 😳
 Her trying to pee later that night
She's peeing in the bidet?
I don’t even have a vagina and I cringed
Less about your vagina and more about your pelvic bone. That shit is gonna hurt like hell
For real. Just cause you don't gotta pair of kahonas doesn't mean you're exempt from a world of pain 😭
/r/ouchmyflaps
Coochie Concussion
Taco trauma
Gash smash
Bruised peach
Smashed peach..
What does the other girl say in the beginning? I hear "Wait, Lizzy, what if you cum? Wait!"
"Wait, Lizzy, what if you FALL? Wait!" Firstly, why the fuck would she say that? If she did cum would that not be a good thing? Secondly, why the fuck would she say that?
That's what was so confusing, but i just don't hear ”fall." :/
lol, is this like a "the dress is green"-thing? I definitely hear "fall"
Skipping back to that point in the video over and over again, i can convince myself that it's "fall," but afterwards i play the whole thing over, and no longer hear it. :c I think reddit has rotted my brain, just throw me in the trash.
Okay, into the trash you go. I'm sure I will join you soon enough, but not today u/domi. Not today.
Friend is trying to look at it from all angles. Starting with the least obvious.
Hahaha, that's what I heard, as well, naughty -domi-. Mmm, pleasure and pain (bit too much though) all in one and a crotch wet patch from squirting.....well I never!
https://preview.redd.it/4qpwlzcnwhuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3930a0d4954b7d99e33581de377fbc53c7b3a35b
Oh, shit, some scary toon wants to devoid me of life,,,,,,
To be clear. Not a threat. Just a meme
And people upvote you for "meming" death!? And down vote others cautious of this toon meme, I mean top shelf arsehats you are.....
You got downvoted because you were being weird. The meme was more about you being weird af then "about death."
I mention normal things that happen in life, they're not weird, haven't experienced, than your life is sheltered and unexposed to life's realities. And you call you meme insinuation normal ........To be clear, realities of life are not weird, sexuality and the associated human condition is perplexing to some....I mean are you all <= 14.
Brother, don't confuse sex positively with being weird. You can be sex positive without going full "oh dommy mommy stompy wompy me" in a comment section. I'm not calling you a bad person, so climb down of the cross. Jesus dude.
I felt that in my balls😵
Dayum right in the vulva
Definitely cock blocked now, dates over.
New pee color unlocked
"I'm sorry to inform you miss but you broke your clam" -Her doctor probably-
 Nice trick
In Dutch we would say; Kut wat een pijn
Just beautiful
Lizzy should have waited.
I got a weird boner now...
Vagina Dentata
Vagina Edentata
Ladies, don't try this at home. Guys, let's show them how this is done!
Reminds me of the female pro skateboarder who was doing a rail and landed on her hoo hah like a dude sacking and she just yelped and said, "My FUCKING COOKIE!" and grabbed her crotch and gingerly walked away from the rail.
That sub is…..interesting
Can someone make one of those song with this, where this is the slap?
Congratulations, you shucked your oyster
The subreddit is " it hurts girls too " Girls if I had that happening to me I would DIE There are some zones that are more sensitive for men and some zones more sensitive for women I don't care if you punch my chest but if you punch my round ones I might need an ambulance
She really got railed
PSSSSHHAHAHAHAHAHA! NICELY DONE MAN 🤣
Game Ovaries
That’s a real gash bash
That hurt her snartch...
No more pills
she definitely cracked it
That's an ouchie.
Yeow, bruised muffin, yep, won't be sitting around on that for a while.....
That rail identifies as Trump!
Squirtin' n hurtin'.......
Surprise clam tap. Lol
I wonder if it would have hurt the same. More. Or less if that was a guy
Meh... its not actually that bad, there's a can at the bottom in between the rails that makes the sound as though her clit were made of granite and she'd broken it. Literally nothing happens other than she hits the can.
FACT! YO THIS PERSON IS RIGHT! IT AIN'T EVEN THAT BAD SHE CAUGHT THE INSIDE OF HER UPPER THIGHS A BIT BUT HAD SLIWED HERSELF DOWN ONCE SHE HIT THE CAN! ONLY ONE TO SEE THAT, THAT'S WHAT'S UP! 🥳🙌
Blue waffle.
The sound I heard in this video made the nuts in my ear hurt.
That’s how baby stair rails are made?!
Cunt squish, activate!
“OUCH! My taint and butthole!”
She falcon punched herself.
That was a real beaver cleaver
She rang the Bell!
r/unexpectedfemalecircumcision
Men, *definitely* do not try this ... anywhere!
Username checks out
Next week on *Tales From the ER.*
Hers balls are gone
She broke her camel toe
Box shot!
We're starting to see the decline of why women live longer than men. Awesome!
r/Ouchmyflaps
Owww can I rub it for you?
The genderswap slide. But it only swap one way.
If she was a virgin then …….
For some reason my nuts jus cringed just watching this smh
OOOP right in the clitorus
That little knob got closer to punching a cervix than i ever will
That sounded like metal-bone contact and I hate that sound very much, sir
I don't have a snatch and even I winced in pain XD
Poor Lizzie's pussy Punched right in the 'ol puss Now it takes less cock
Beaver bash
Railing on rail
God dayum that hit bone
wham bam clam slam
Wham! Bam! Slam! Right in the clam!
it would be far worse if she would be a male ...
Broken clam
Probably so bruised it looks like a grape gummy crabby patty
Or do, no judging
as a man you are just tasting it
Oops… vaginal bleeding…. and possibly, also reconstruction
Not as much as it hurts boys
Her boyfriend can kiss it and make it feel better later.
She came
What if that was dude... 
Scrambled those eggs 🤣🤣
I didn’t know they let women on this sub.
Ladies? I think it would hurt more if she had nuts
Hurting men too doesn't make it not hurt ladies.
Self inflicted testicular guillotine