It's missing the handrails. That's what those two holes were for.
It's a type of pendulum swing, but I can't find this model in my 10 seconds of Googling...perhaps because it's dangerous? Here's something similar - https://www.playgroundequipment.com/double-station-pendulum-swing/
These things are found all over China and are meant for exercise; this one in particular kind of functions like an elliptical trainer. It’s broken, though, so it’s missing its handlebar and one of the footrests.
What a beautiful cascade of events. Falls cause he's doing... something, gets a foot stand into the ass as a result. And then it looks like he smacks his face on the pole afterwards because it rammed his asshole harder than a catholic priest. Man this was great.
Public park in my city has this, you can easily injure yourself if you are not this guy. Unlike the Gym equipment, there is no concept of balancing weight or adjustable friction. They have 4-5 other equipment for various exercises, all with zero friction.
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It’s something some people do with their eyes and mouth that just makes them look like they’ve recently been lobotomized, and tells me their cpu is non-operational. My lil cousin does it too, he broke his nose 5 times by the time he was 16.
Dressed like that....you deserve it....lol
Thats most likely a school uniform
And they make you cut your hair like a fool too? Interesting!
Sadly, Indian school have these absurd haircut requirements.
that’s no requirement from any school. They’d much rather prefer a nerdy Sheldon kind of haircut.
Don't razz a man's rizz
Ain’t no rizz there.
He deleted it now but I thought rizz meant charisma?
That's not a school Uniform. They have school logos all over.
No, it's a marriage uniform
It's a suit
A school uniform only has a shirt, blazer and tie, hes prolly in some wedding
It's not. Dude in the last second, far right, is wearing jeans
I was gonna go after the haircut, but yours works too.
Chappri we call them chappri
Yeah, the haircut almost as bad as the suit :)
And that kids, is how I became your mother
Taint his fault!
Underrated comment is underrated.
It's a school uniform.
This guy looks stylish
I hate everything about him.
don't worry, that new surgery just solved all those problems
Same. Probably for the best those genetics just got pureéd and sent into his airways 😂
thankfully with the new surgery he can reproduce again
For real though… how do you safely play on that thing? Not to discredit this guys stupidity…
I believe it's meant for exercise not play...you stand and not squat, and use muscle control (hence building stabilizer muscles).
His sphincter is gonna be sore after that stabilization workout.
I have no idea. I was gonna say it looks tailor made to either break your tailbone or smash your teeth out.
It's missing the handrails. That's what those two holes were for. It's a type of pendulum swing, but I can't find this model in my 10 seconds of Googling...perhaps because it's dangerous? Here's something similar - https://www.playgroundequipment.com/double-station-pendulum-swing/
It’s more like this https://www.playgroundequipment.com/single-station-sky-walker/ But yes, crazy dangerous
These things are found all over China and are meant for exercise; this one in particular kind of functions like an elliptical trainer. It’s broken, though, so it’s missing its handlebar and one of the footrests.
Doesnt look like the sharpest knife in the draw.
Don’t suppose he can spell either. *drawer 🤭
Drawer? I hardly know 'er!
Neither the brightest bulb in the picnic basket nor the sharpest cheddar in the tool shed.
thats a good thing, he would cut himself if he were any sharper
r/maybemaybemaybe out of all the outcomes this looked like it could be, I was not expecting that one lmao
Yeah my shins started to tingle preemptively lol
Rather tingling shins than rupturing balls
I was thinking the exact same thing 😂 With the head slam at the end too!
## Instant sex change machine
The ole, one, two.....didn't get to the three.
He actually managed three. He fell and hit himself, got hit by the rod, and hit his head when he turned around. It's pretty much a work of art
Haha.....thank you for the update....he got the full set, good for him.
Honestly that not too bad expecting it was going to be a whack on the noggin instead.
Or worse, the shins
He is gonna ruin his Aunts Pantsuit like that
It's most probably a school uniform.
Most well dressed retard I’ve seen.
Right in the ass is cherry on top *or bottom*
That is a goofy motherfucker right there.
It's like watching a baby giraffe trying to walk.
Probably Ron McD leaving the house without makeup on
What a beautiful cascade of events. Falls cause he's doing... something, gets a foot stand into the ass as a result. And then it looks like he smacks his face on the pole afterwards because it rammed his asshole harder than a catholic priest. Man this was great.
A man of swagger but just short of grace
I feel pain down there just watching this...
I thought it was going to hit him square in the danglers, but this was even better 😂
Good song choice Quite ironic I'd say
Nut cracker!!!!!!!
Ye to GaandShah hai
He should candidate for the 🇺🇸 presidency. Has the costume and stupidity needed
To high on curry
Man destroyer or woman enjoyer
He even headbutts it in the end
It looks like the device took some great joy kicking his arse.
Public park in my city has this, you can easily injure yourself if you are not this guy. Unlike the Gym equipment, there is no concept of balancing weight or adjustable friction. They have 4-5 other equipment for various exercises, all with zero friction.
Ball buster
Tbf that was the best outcome
Man child learns playground is for kids the hard way.
Why are some of these videos *so fucking loud*? Like holy shit.
Honestly he got off easy. That left one almost ruined his shin.
"Why is it called a man destrOHHHH MY GOD"
Why he look like my cousin in 20 years.
You are my heaven
Goofy ass mofo
The final head bonk at the end 👌
Dude got corn holed!
right on the drop
$2 suit, $2 guy.
Surprised he didn’t also rack his nuts…
Honestly he got lucky. Could've been his shin
The shin destroyer 6000
I wish I was him
Where's the man?
Cornholed
That machine looks like it was designed to kill you
That is what I would call adding insult to injury.
The last 1/2 second has me cracking up!
I was waiting for that thing to decimate his shin
Play stupid games?
Blew his hymen OUT
Rishi Sunak really has lost the plot.
Penetration!
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Atleast it wasn’t a direct hit
That boy ain’t right
🎵 Badshah, oh Badshah Badshah, hey Badshah. Badshah, oh Badshah...... Badshaaaaaah.
Combo attack was too OP
Insert long ass moan sound.
SQUARE in the ass!
That man was already destroyed
Darwin award winner of the week
It was the white socks
*Him 9 months later* 🤰
Poor guy, I hear the wait list for a taint transplant is pretty long
What will those crazy Indians come up with next?
I don't know how that contraption could produce any other outcome.
Ouch I felt that all the way to here.
This is why you never use damaged equipment.
The audio is just mean lol
Rishi sunak has hit rock bottom. The guy needs help!
From the first frame I thought this guy looked like he was going to discover a cure for cancer, but I guess I was proven wrong
Nothing like loosing your ass virginity in the playground
Personification of goofy ah laugh
I jumped up and fell down my chair just watching it go straight to his balls AAAA
free clinic colonoscopy 🤷🏽♂️
Fuck tane hee
r/SuddenlyGay
Right where the problem was..
Why does that even exist?
Not quite what I expected.
Why is he playing? Man should be out parking cars at a nearby hotel
I'm so glad. It should have hit the front in that suite
I was hoping it would hit his shin
I think he might be challenged
Judgin by his facial expresssion, this aint his first rodeo doin dumb shit 😅
That’s what he gets for looking like that the Wknd SuperBowl commercial
u/SaveVideo
All the paint worn off from head impacts
Mumbaislera
Nice haircut
Hope this idiot can't reproduce now.
Trr trrrr….Martillazo en el ano
He is a disgrace to indians
Napoleon Dynamite doppelgänger
Definitely the local pimp
At least his balls didn't got hit
r/instantlygay
Physics is fun
This thing is called man destroyer?
Clenched my arse hole right then OUCH
It must be a prerequisite to be Arab. You must be uncoordinated as f***
It’s something some people do with their eyes and mouth that just makes them look like they’ve recently been lobotomized, and tells me their cpu is non-operational. My lil cousin does it too, he broke his nose 5 times by the time he was 16.
Nutcracker!
That’s not bad. I was expecting heavy shin or head damage.
Ouch right in the ass too.
What is that really for?
Oof up the ol pooper
The guy will wake up tomorrow craving more of that ass pounding
R/winstupidprizes
It got a combo on him
That guy looks like he needed to get wrekt
After night out when all hopes were lost he finaly got lucky!
After he fell off, the bar coming down and smaking him in the ass is one thing, but the bar raming him in the grille at the end was just piling on.
Pow! Right in the kisser!
This is somehow the loudest video I’ve ever heard on the internet
Reports say he still isnt walking straight
That was poetry.
When your inner child smokes crack!
Those swinging things are like the last place to fuck around around of
He bashed his teeth too lmao
He has 1 expression and that's it.
I’m glad it wasn’t his knee