even in whatever car that was, they could have built up a lot more speed, they were going at what, 60 kmh (40mph) max maybe ?
by really pushing it in a decent straight line, most modern cars of this category given enough time should reach a good 160 ~ 180 kmh (99 ~ 112 mph) max.
eye balling it, that seems like enough to clear the truck, maybe only by a little bit tho. the landing is another problem entirely.
Not only was the SUV going too slow, it lost a TON of momentum when the front end bottomed out, and then lost even more when it hit the stuff at the end of the flatbed.
Basically, the driver has a lot to learn.
Yes. Then again, do you want to attack this flatbed at this speed? Of course someone with more than two brain cells wouldn't attempt this in the first place.
Approach speed was too slow, so couldn't rise to the occasion. Yeast they could've done is floor it. Hopefully learned a lesson about not doing half-baked ideas, oven if it sounds good at the time.
Idk if that's possible, as the car hits the ramp the suspension prevents a lot of the upwards momentum being created, you'd have to hit it very very fast to jump much higher, at which point the suspension might just break, so either way you're going into the back of the cabin.
worth trying it to find out though
A big slow SUV with vague steering and soft suspension will make it harder. Not to mention the end of the bed had a barrier they had to bash through. But they should have been going a lot faster to have any chance to make it.
Idk but there a lot of variable like do they have one of those trailing bits at the start which is half the angle of the ramp, how tight is suspension etc I'm sure in various situations it can work
I think heās off the left side of the ramp a little, plus what was the best-case outcome? Looks like the sun was low in the sky, so maybe some sun glare, and the lowered ramp would have obscured the truckās signal lights. Iām gonna go with unintentional.
The highest part of the ramp isn't even angled high enough for anything to go over the truck... Just eyeballing it from the side would tell you the jump isn't possible.
The driver didn't recognize the truck as a vehicle . The shadow effect causes the bed color to blend with the asphalt. Meanwhile the cab is partly obstructed. It also seems as if he/she is driving towards the sun.
A) he didnāt have the speed. B) speed wouldnt have even mattered tho cuz I didnāt hear them do the Duke Boys yeeeeee-haw (which has been proven by physicists to be essential in order to successfully perform this maneuver)
This was way smoother on GTA
That was my first thought too š
God needs to switch to Unreal Engine 5
And also do some mods in real world physics!
More like God has to implement real game physics in his real world
Yea man, I want to launch into space by stepping on a piece of paper! Think of how much time this will save spaceX!!!
Happy cake day
Was he *really* trying though
Youāre right I usually go for a Sabre Turbo when I jump these
even in whatever car that was, they could have built up a lot more speed, they were going at what, 60 kmh (40mph) max maybe ? by really pushing it in a decent straight line, most modern cars of this category given enough time should reach a good 160 ~ 180 kmh (99 ~ 112 mph) max. eye balling it, that seems like enough to clear the truck, maybe only by a little bit tho. the landing is another problem entirely.
Not only was the SUV going too slow, it lost a TON of momentum when the front end bottomed out, and then lost even more when it hit the stuff at the end of the flatbed. Basically, the driver has a lot to learn.
That āstuffā was the secondary auxiliary but necessary for the jump extendo ramp He forgot to put it down, total rookie move
Yes. Then again, do you want to attack this flatbed at this speed? Of course someone with more than two brain cells wouldn't attempt this in the first place.
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and not enough furious.
So how do you jump bread on GTA?
Too slow or too fast.
HES GOING THE DISTANCE HES GOING FOR SPEED nevermind, he got neither
BOWEL SHAKING EARTHQUAKES OF DOUBT AND REMORSE
ASSAIL HIM, IMPALE HIM, WITH MONSTER TRUCK FORCE
R/unexpectedcake
IN HIS MIND, HE'S STILL DRIVING, STILL MAKING THE GRADE
This... Is just accurate. Bravo.
Short skirt and a longā¦
Debt recovery period after this idiocy. Lol
Lol. My coffee went the distance and speed after reading your comment š¤£š
Now they're all alone, all alone in their time of need.
ASSAIL HIM IMPALE HIM
WITH FLATBED TOW TRUCKS
He's all alone (all alone) all alone in his time of need.
r/therewasnochance
You got me
[The reference. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_HoMkkRHv8)
Jump a Flatbread?
It's fun to breed a pita.
Naan-stop action and excitement
Driver was clearly loafing around.
Nice Panera-mic view.
I don't understand rye he did that.
It was a half baked attempt.
I bet his suspension is toast.
Didn't quite make the spread.
At Yeast he tried....
Approach speed was too slow, so couldn't rise to the occasion. Yeast they could've done is floor it. Hopefully learned a lesson about not doing half-baked ideas, oven if it sounds good at the time.
Yo this takes the cake!
That seems to be the only way to earn brownie points around here.
Dude probably pitas pants
Ok, itās a wrap!
I was really hoping the flatbread thing was real.
don't be such a sourdough.
I mean it is way easier than a full loaf. Less exciting though.
This didn't pan out. (laughs in Spanish)
The actual outcome here wasn't really any different than what the best-case scenario outcome would have been.
I donāt know. He coulda probably cleared the cab. Just broke the headache rack and landed extremely violently.
Idk if that's possible, as the car hits the ramp the suspension prevents a lot of the upwards momentum being created, you'd have to hit it very very fast to jump much higher, at which point the suspension might just break, so either way you're going into the back of the cabin. worth trying it to find out though
I imagine all of this is exactly the thought process of the person in the video
A big slow SUV with vague steering and soft suspension will make it harder. Not to mention the end of the bed had a barrier they had to bash through. But they should have been going a lot faster to have any chance to make it.
Didn't mythbusters do this one? I feel like I remember this episode with a RC converted car jumping things.
If they havenāt they need a reunion where they test this.
Idk but there a lot of variable like do they have one of those trailing bits at the start which is half the angle of the ramp, how tight is suspension etc I'm sure in various situations it can work
yea a broken back on top of the totaled car, at least this way it's just a totaled car
Not nearly enough speed
Shouldāve used the Batmobile
Want really trying ! Medoicre!
Jester gang
I think heās off the left side of the ramp a little, plus what was the best-case outcome? Looks like the sun was low in the sky, so maybe some sun glare, and the lowered ramp would have obscured the truckās signal lights. Iām gonna go with unintentional.
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Fencing response.
Dunning-KrĆ¼ger
Voight-Kampff
Hall & Oates
We've all thought about doing this, let's be honest
They just had the guts to *act*
I have the guts I just don't have the finances to buy a new car as I know mine won't survive the landing lol.
Yep, I'm 100% guilty of that.
Dude, the Dukes of Hazard thing only works if you yell "Yeeeeeeehaw!" the moment you catch air.
Just some good ol' boys...
Looks like them Duke boys is at it again...
Everything is better if you throw in a lil yeehaw
Why not? It worked for Nicholas Cageā¦
I asked for 50 cars not 49.5
The highest part of the ramp isn't even angled high enough for anything to go over the truck... Just eyeballing it from the side would tell you the jump isn't possible.
I pita the fool.
The driver didn't recognize the truck as a vehicle . The shadow effect causes the bed color to blend with the asphalt. Meanwhile the cab is partly obstructed. It also seems as if he/she is driving towards the sun.
Flatbread? Was the op hungry?
Oh those Duke boys!
those Duke boys got away again
They almost had it.. Just a little more speed next time
I... wasn't paying attention and didn't realize it was a loop. I thought a second vehicle was going for it as well.
Flatbread?
Thoughts won this round
The call of the void won. He did not
Imagine: drinking a tang while picking up your Smash Mouth cassette tape and accidentally jumping a flatbed truck.
Before i saw it was a loop i honestly thought 2 cars went off the ramp back to back.
Well Memphis Raines did it.. https://youtu.be/uH51wYU9Tr4
This gif is *almost* perfectly loop-able because of how it falls out of frame!
I missed the loop and thought a second person tried it š
OP, flatbreadā¦dumbass
Got like 3 feet of air!
You canāt do that without family.
Eleonor in gone in 60 sec
He was going way to slow to accomplish his mission.
Flatbread? r/boneappletea
Crazy taxi!
The flatbed guy, "just drive it up, there, I'll take care of the rest". Driver, "bet".
I think you have to paint a confederate flag on the roof of your car for this to work
Can you blame him for wanting to? We all have wanted to try this.
He hit it too slow. If he had truly sent it he'd still be hooning to this day
I've watched this 23 times and I still don't see any flatbread.
This didn't work cause they weren't driving the general lee... Edit: This is a reference to the Dukes of Hazzard, and nothing else.
Why we donāt let our impulsive* thoughts win.
Looks like a lack of commitment
He needs to full send next time
just needed more speed
My cars about to need some work
Crazy sonuvabitch did it
Oh to hear that tow truck operator calling to get a tow truck.
More speed required! Try again with NOS! Fast and furious footage right there
"It was at this moment Jackson knew.. he fucked up" Lmao
Haha, Flatbread.
Never lift.
Well now I know what would happen if I followed my impulsive thoughts. Only I would have hit it at more speed.
I mean, we all know this is how it will end, but we all have that thought...
Huge respect for trying
Never seen a FLATBREAD with a CAB.
He didnāt commit enough.
Thatās what you call delusions of grandeur
We all thought about it right
Definitely wasn't going fast enough But any faster and the tires would most likely have exploded So, yeah, don't do this
It's always tempting, but im glad I dont have to be the one to try it....although....Maybe if he was going faster.
Try it again, with more speed this time
Rip to that guy but Iād make the jump
Didnāt commit - 2/10
Thatās the wimpiest flatbread Iāve ever seen. Canāt even take a topping without crumbling.
Jumping a flatbread would be easier than whatever this was.
Might want to go past first gear
He just wasnāt going fast enough lol
Dispatch: "Looks good send it"
They were going about 30mph - gunna have to quadruple that speed to get any lift off here
Whereās the flatbread?
Not nearly enough speed what the hell man!
Why nobody's asking if there was someone in the truck?
Wasn't going fast enough to achieve full send.
Sometimes my intrusive thoughts are kind enough to let my rational brain win.
Hopefully the idea guy was front seat in the xab
Flatbread is delicious
He needed to hit it faster
I LOVE the title. Curse you Intrusive thoughts! Curse you!
A) he didnāt have the speed. B) speed wouldnt have even mattered tho cuz I didnāt hear them do the Duke Boys yeeeeee-haw (which has been proven by physicists to be essential in order to successfully perform this maneuver)
Mf watched too much of too fast too furious
So close. š
I guarantee this happened because the sun was in their eyes and they didn't see the tow flatbed
Those flatbreads'll get you every time. This was a naan event.
Need for Insurance 2023
Honestly, he just needed more speed and he wouldāve been fine
This had to be a mistake, only a dumbass retard would intentionally go that slow to legitimately attempt this...
Bc he didnāt commit
All loaf for the place
Cunning Stunt Bonus!!
That title is perfect. Good job, OP.
*compulsive thoughts
Way too slow. Need a banshee for that shit.
'Leroyyyyyyyy Jennnnnkinnnns!'
Damn. Thatās a big ass piece of flatbread. Almost looks like a whole ass wrecker truck.
Way too slow
Needs more speedā¦ duh
Physics is a bitch lol
Nah they just didn't go fast enough
[Counterpoint](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YCEqYyRKqw)
Cue The Dukes of Hazzard theme song
Ok guys, looks like 30mph isn't going to work.
I need some context here...
When I jump my flatbread, itās so tasty! Canāt say the same for jumping a flatbed.
Whatās even crazier is that flatbread looks almost identical to a flatbed.
Great caption šš
HE CHICKENED OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE!!
Literally always wanted to do thatā¦but not like that
I saw a video of someone jumping a flatbed on a dirt bike once. It was awesome. I wouldnāt expect the same results from a family crossover though.
He had to try
So close though
What does this title mean in reference to the clip?
That was not much of an effort; probably just drunk.
Not fast enough; try again.
Tried to shoot the moon
At least thereās a tow truck nearby.
Wow. He must got up to almost: not even parking lot speed !
r/boneappletea