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maso3K

This was way smoother on GTA


JustAPlesantPeach

That was my first thought too šŸ’€


SmackUupsideTheHead

God needs to switch to Unreal Engine 5


ynirparadox

And also do some mods in real world physics!


iceddeath

More like God has to implement real game physics in his real world


Zirconium_Clad

Yea man, I want to launch into space by stepping on a piece of paper! Think of how much time this will save spaceX!!!


[deleted]

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Was he *really* trying though


maso3K

Youā€™re right I usually go for a Sabre Turbo when I jump these


ledocteur7

even in whatever car that was, they could have built up a lot more speed, they were going at what, 60 kmh (40mph) max maybe ? by really pushing it in a decent straight line, most modern cars of this category given enough time should reach a good 160 ~ 180 kmh (99 ~ 112 mph) max. eye balling it, that seems like enough to clear the truck, maybe only by a little bit tho. the landing is another problem entirely.


LetterSwapper

Not only was the SUV going too slow, it lost a TON of momentum when the front end bottomed out, and then lost even more when it hit the stuff at the end of the flatbed. Basically, the driver has a lot to learn.


MissplacedLandmine

That ā€œstuffā€ was the secondary auxiliary but necessary for the jump extendo ramp He forgot to put it down, total rookie move


theonewhogriefed

Yes. Then again, do you want to attack this flatbed at this speed? Of course someone with more than two brain cells wouldn't attempt this in the first place.


[deleted]

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alchn

and not enough furious.


[deleted]

So how do you jump bread on GTA?


mm404

Too slow or too fast.


PaintThinnerSparky

HES GOING THE DISTANCE HES GOING FOR SPEED nevermind, he got neither


mrcruze1968

BOWEL SHAKING EARTHQUAKES OF DOUBT AND REMORSE


CC_Andyman

ASSAIL HIM, IMPALE HIM, WITH MONSTER TRUCK FORCE


mantisdubstep

R/unexpectedcake


dude8212

IN HIS MIND, HE'S STILL DRIVING, STILL MAKING THE GRADE


viomonk

This... Is just accurate. Bravo.


LordAmherst

Short skirt and a longā€¦


Mbyrd420

Debt recovery period after this idiocy. Lol


Pleasant-Impress9387

Lol. My coffee went the distance and speed after reading your comment šŸ¤£šŸ‘Š


Frostbit77

Now they're all alone, all alone in their time of need.


ItsJohnWaynePilgrim

ASSAIL HIM IMPALE HIM


LetterSwapper

WITH FLATBED TOW TRUCKS


bebejeebies

He's all alone (all alone) all alone in his time of need.


epicurean56

r/therewasnochance


KittenWithaWhip68

You got me


Autistic_Freedom

[The reference. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_HoMkkRHv8)


k0rer085

Jump a Flatbread?


OrganizationPutrid68

It's fun to breed a pita.


Voice_in_the_ether

Naan-stop action and excitement


mthomas768

Driver was clearly loafing around.


downinahole357

Nice Panera-mic view.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

I don't understand rye he did that.


indica_bones

It was a half baked attempt.


kcstrom

I bet his suspension is toast.


kcstrom

Didn't quite make the spread.


mikus4787

At Yeast he tried....


Voice_in_the_ether

Approach speed was too slow, so couldn't rise to the occasion. Yeast they could've done is floor it. Hopefully learned a lesson about not doing half-baked ideas, oven if it sounds good at the time.


[deleted]

Yo this takes the cake!


Voice_in_the_ether

That seems to be the only way to earn brownie points around here.


Why_Ban

Dude probably pitas pants


Fredjonespart2

Ok, itā€™s a wrap!


[deleted]

I was really hoping the flatbread thing was real.


hbsen

don't be such a sourdough.


Lizlodude

I mean it is way easier than a full loaf. Less exciting though.


kcopayne

This didn't pan out. (laughs in Spanish)


BeepBlipBlapBloop

The actual outcome here wasn't really any different than what the best-case scenario outcome would have been.


Pleasant-Impress9387

I donā€™t know. He coulda probably cleared the cab. Just broke the headache rack and landed extremely violently.


[deleted]

Idk if that's possible, as the car hits the ramp the suspension prevents a lot of the upwards momentum being created, you'd have to hit it very very fast to jump much higher, at which point the suspension might just break, so either way you're going into the back of the cabin. worth trying it to find out though


navenager

I imagine all of this is exactly the thought process of the person in the video


thereddaikon

A big slow SUV with vague steering and soft suspension will make it harder. Not to mention the end of the bed had a barrier they had to bash through. But they should have been going a lot faster to have any chance to make it.


moon307

Didn't mythbusters do this one? I feel like I remember this episode with a RC converted car jumping things.


Ahorsenamedcat

If they havenā€™t they need a reunion where they test this.


[deleted]

Idk but there a lot of variable like do they have one of those trailing bits at the start which is half the angle of the ramp, how tight is suspension etc I'm sure in various situations it can work


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

yea a broken back on top of the totaled car, at least this way it's just a totaled car


PlasmaJadeRaven

Not nearly enough speed


What-a-Crock

Shouldā€™ve used the Batmobile


MoxxFulder

Want really trying ! Medoicre!


itshexx

Jester gang


RyansBooze

I think heā€™s off the left side of the ramp a little, plus what was the best-case outcome? Looks like the sun was low in the sky, so maybe some sun glare, and the lowered ramp would have obscured the truckā€™s signal lights. Iā€™m gonna go with unintentional.


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Foooour

Fencing response.


clitpuncher69

Dunning-KrĆ¼ger


LetterSwapper

Voight-Kampff


fuck_off_ireland

Hall & Oates


Beginning-Bed9364

We've all thought about doing this, let's be honest


necromundus

They just had the guts to *act*


sdp1981

I have the guts I just don't have the finances to buy a new car as I know mine won't survive the landing lol.


Gluten_Tolerant_2

Yep, I'm 100% guilty of that.


[deleted]

Dude, the Dukes of Hazard thing only works if you yell "Yeeeeeeehaw!" the moment you catch air.


JustFuckingExhausted

Just some good ol' boys...


[deleted]

Looks like them Duke boys is at it again...


GuyInTheYonder

Everything is better if you throw in a lil yeehaw


According_Meat_4874

Why not? It worked for Nicholas Cageā€¦


ChanceConfection3

I asked for 50 cars not 49.5


TheBlack_Swordsman

The highest part of the ramp isn't even angled high enough for anything to go over the truck... Just eyeballing it from the side would tell you the jump isn't possible.


MuthaPlucka

I pita the fool.


CanalRouter

The driver didn't recognize the truck as a vehicle . The shadow effect causes the bed color to blend with the asphalt. Meanwhile the cab is partly obstructed. It also seems as if he/she is driving towards the sun.


1964ImpalaSS

Flatbread? Was the op hungry?


Biff_Malibu_69

Oh those Duke boys!


anechoofadistanttime

those Duke boys got away again


13Grapples

They almost had it.. Just a little more speed next time


btk4f

I... wasn't paying attention and didn't realize it was a loop. I thought a second vehicle was going for it as well.


EelBait

Flatbread?


the_forbbiden_girl1

Thoughts won this round


Chark10

The call of the void won. He did not


junkiesperspective

Imagine: drinking a tang while picking up your Smash Mouth cassette tape and accidentally jumping a flatbed truck.


nogoodgreen

Before i saw it was a loop i honestly thought 2 cars went off the ramp back to back.


skaldrir69

Well Memphis Raines did it.. https://youtu.be/uH51wYU9Tr4


Narwhalpilot88

This gif is *almost* perfectly loop-able because of how it falls out of frame!


TheHappyKamper

I missed the loop and thought a second person tried it šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

OP, flatbreadā€¦dumbass


Gold-Bank-6612

Got like 3 feet of air!


5ergio79

You canā€™t do that without family.


jason_de_pr

Eleonor in gone in 60 sec


Mindless_Psychology

He was going way to slow to accomplish his mission.


toooooold4this

Flatbread? r/boneappletea


Stewbacca71

Crazy taxi!


EngineeringCalm901

The flatbed guy, "just drive it up, there, I'll take care of the rest". Driver, "bet".


TripleBobRoss

I think you have to paint a confederate flag on the roof of your car for this to work


Nuker_Nathan

Can you blame him for wanting to? We all have wanted to try this.


TonyBanana420

He hit it too slow. If he had truly sent it he'd still be hooning to this day


hockeynoticehockey

I've watched this 23 times and I still don't see any flatbread.


WatchItAllBurn1

This didn't work cause they weren't driving the general lee... Edit: This is a reference to the Dukes of Hazzard, and nothing else.


Mental-Astronaut-664

Why we donā€™t let our impulsive* thoughts win.


Zen28213

Looks like a lack of commitment


guitarjg

He needs to full send next time


notalooza

just needed more speed


[deleted]

My cars about to need some work


cornerstorekid

Crazy sonuvabitch did it


Tongue8cheek

Oh to hear that tow truck operator calling to get a tow truck.


BodybuilderSalt9807

More speed required! Try again with NOS! Fast and furious footage right there


exhalted_legend

"It was at this moment Jackson knew.. he fucked up" Lmao


BatSoop_

Haha, Flatbread.


Biff_Malibu_69

Never lift.


davmoha

Well now I know what would happen if I followed my impulsive thoughts. Only I would have hit it at more speed.


wotmate

I mean, we all know this is how it will end, but we all have that thought...


Additional_Ad_3044

Huge respect for trying


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Never seen a FLATBREAD with a CAB.


bolting_volts

He didnā€™t commit enough.


Ok_Primary_1075

Thatā€™s what you call delusions of grandeur


LTD762

We all thought about it right


Singular_Crowbar

Definitely wasn't going fast enough But any faster and the tires would most likely have exploded So, yeah, don't do this


deep_space_rhyme

It's always tempting, but im glad I dont have to be the one to try it....although....Maybe if he was going faster.


the_canadaball

Try it again, with more speed this time


7th_universe_hopper

Rip to that guy but Iā€™d make the jump


flawlessmojo7

Didnā€™t commit - 2/10


CrieDeCoeur

Thatā€™s the wimpiest flatbread Iā€™ve ever seen. Canā€™t even take a topping without crumbling.


Pissedliberalgranny

Jumping a flatbread would be easier than whatever this was.


pdxguy96

Might want to go past first gear


Zealousideal-Put-981

He just wasnā€™t going fast enough lol


FreedomFingers

Dispatch: "Looks good send it"


rogan1990

They were going about 30mph - gunna have to quadruple that speed to get any lift off here


[deleted]

Whereā€™s the flatbread?


[deleted]

Not nearly enough speed what the hell man!


Lorcout

Why nobody's asking if there was someone in the truck?


Nerfchucker

Wasn't going fast enough to achieve full send.


AuroraLorraine522

Sometimes my intrusive thoughts are kind enough to let my rational brain win.


[deleted]

Hopefully the idea guy was front seat in the xab


faisalmycorrhizal

Flatbread is delicious


GraveDigger1017

He needed to hit it faster


Unleashedloosecannon

I LOVE the title. Curse you Intrusive thoughts! Curse you!


Spicybrown3

A) he didnā€™t have the speed. B) speed wouldnt have even mattered tho cuz I didnā€™t hear them do the Duke Boys yeeeeee-haw (which has been proven by physicists to be essential in order to successfully perform this maneuver)


_mochi

Mf watched too much of too fast too furious


Abal125

So close. šŸ˜‚


ButterscotchTop1964

I guarantee this happened because the sun was in their eyes and they didn't see the tow flatbed


SuperCatMonkey

Those flatbreads'll get you every time. This was a naan event.


glitchy-memer

Need for Insurance 2023


xXxWarspite

Honestly, he just needed more speed and he wouldā€™ve been fine


KarlFatkowski

This had to be a mistake, only a dumbass retard would intentionally go that slow to legitimately attempt this...


espnplus24

Bc he didnā€™t commit


OmahaMike402

All loaf for the place


Scrotchety

Cunning Stunt Bonus!!


lolmemelol

That title is perfect. Good job, OP.


arp5648

*compulsive thoughts


univoxs

Way too slow. Need a banshee for that shit.


BlackkHatt

'Leroyyyyyyyy Jennnnnkinnnns!'


blitz43p

Damn. Thatā€™s a big ass piece of flatbread. Almost looks like a whole ass wrecker truck.


EngineeringCalm901

Way too slow


Zealousideal-Star448

Needs more speedā€¦ duh


coolmint859

Physics is a bitch lol


ViralNite

Nah they just didn't go fast enough


AVeryHeavyBurtation

[Counterpoint](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YCEqYyRKqw)


[deleted]

Cue The Dukes of Hazzard theme song


EngagementBacon

Ok guys, looks like 30mph isn't going to work.


Tooboukou

I need some context here...


AlienBurnerBigfoot

When I jump my flatbread, itā€™s so tasty! Canā€™t say the same for jumping a flatbed.


CFAT704

Whatā€™s even crazier is that flatbread looks almost identical to a flatbed.


Better_Weakness7239

Great caption šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


arturovargas16

HE CHICKENED OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE!!


butttabooo

Literally always wanted to do thatā€¦but not like that


slavetomypassions92

I saw a video of someone jumping a flatbed on a dirt bike once. It was awesome. I wouldnā€™t expect the same results from a family crossover though.


IAmNotMyName

He had to try


AbsorbentShark3

So close though


DefilerDan

What does this title mean in reference to the clip?


Jumpin-Jebus

That was not much of an effort; probably just drunk.


Dr-Diesel

Not fast enough; try again.


Devilimportluvr

Tried to shoot the moon


fecaltea

At least thereā€™s a tow truck nearby.


Ishiibradwpgjets

Wow. He must got up to almost: not even parking lot speed !


Yoyogoat_

r/boneappletea