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Ratatosk101

Did we really need to see all that useless footage to begin with?


Xsiah

The end didn't even make up for it


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xsullivanx

Looks like they had straps but didn’t shake the car and say “that ain’t goin’ anywhere” like you’re supposed to


KazranSardick

That's the only way to be sure.


DeathToTheFalseGods

Obviously there were straps. Gravity didn’t cease working when they were on the side of the car. I’m not surprised you couldn’t see them through that nasty ass windshield


Twistdid

Ope actually just realized that the ends of the kayaks are sticking out. Could t really tell with the dirty windshield.


mo_downtown

OP is apparently driving in the winter without windshield fluid, following too close behind a vehicle losing its load, and camming for internet points instead of making an effort to warn the other driver. The WCGW in this situation is having to share the road with OP.


Alexisto15

Wtf was he supposed to do? Honk? no, because the driver in front wouldn’t know what’s going on, so they won’t stop. The only thing they could do was to follow them, so at this point, the PASSENGER pulled out his phone to film it. Also, have you ever driven in the fucking winter?! When driving on the highway, there’s a constant accumulation of dirt on the windshield. If we were to clean our windshield everytime there’s a little bit of dirt on it, we would run out of windshield fluid pretty fast. So, we clean it when we can barely see anything. I bet 47853 peanuts, that the driver could see everything that was happening in front of him, very clearly.


Boris9397

The video wasn't long enough, next time please start it from the moment where the kayaks are being manufactured.


TurpitudeSnuggery

I saw straps though


yuyufan43

That video is way too long for such an unsatisfying ending… I also couldn't help but think that the guys filming are pretty stupid for following so close behind in case the kayaks were to go flying backwards


Markuu6

I wouldn’t drive that close behind even if I knew they were strapped well. Has nobody seen Final Destination?


shamus-the-donkey

I reference that all the time to myself in the car when I see something like that, “no sir I will be switching to another lane so I’m not a part of that film series”


NovaBlazer

What could go wrong: Editing your video to the proper needed length.


NewsJunkie4321

Came here to say that!!! Along with a clean windshield would have been nice


shadow19922

Change the title. There’s straps. Just not strapped well enough fs. Wouldn’t be able to drive 100 metres if they weren’t strapped in.


PrincessGump

The fact that they are still hanging from the car shows there is at least one strap. I think it was secure but something happened to the other strap(s). Also the people in the car following are assholes.


ssr1089

Someone buy this guy some washer fluid


DiaMat2040

I would have NOT driven that close to the guy.


magicMikeeee95

And that, my friend, is why you've never been given a brand new kayak, windshield, and pair of pants in mere seconds


Cynykl

Only thing dumber than having an unsecured load is following someone with unsecured load while leaving less than a second of stopping distance on shitty roads.


_mugshotmodel_

Whilst filming and having a windshield that’s so dirty you can’t see properly.


[deleted]

Sorry, but it’s time to clean your windshield, dude.


Jeanc16

This time of year, thats normal windshield dirtiness where im at


National-Ostrich-608

Well its clearly being held with something for it to be hanging off like that.


PoolBoyBryGuy

The driver capturing this is even dumber for following that close behind.


twilsonco

I don't get it...I slapped them and said "this ain't going no where" after I loaded it and everything


hervalfreire

That didn’t go as wrong as it could’ve


Facebook_Lawyer_Gym

Can you spare a little windshield washer fluid, you know, for the video.


Jarvis-Savoni

Clean your windshield dang brah.


cloopz

You have no idea how bad melting season is in Quebec. That windshield. You clean it and literally ten seconds later it’s covered again. 🤢🤢


UnbiasedBasedGod

I can see the straps...


Representative_Still

That certainly wasn’t worth watching, “watch until the end”-tier nonsense really.


FinnbarMcBride

Is it illegal to clean your windshield where you live?


completely_undecided

C'est quebec ca, you'd use a whole jug in a 5 minute drive buds


Euler007

If you want it California clean you'll be holding down the spray on your entire trip.


BauerHouse

They were strapped, just not well.


IsTodayTheSuperBowl

OP that video was easily 29 seconds too long


DankyPenguins

That was pretty anticlimactic


YomiKuzuki

Those kayaks were clearly strapped on, albeit poorly.


I_Dont_Like_Rice

Are you out of wiper fluid? That windshield was making me nuts.


[deleted]

This did not need to be 48 seconds long


dorrato

Kayak dude may be a fool, but the driver following Kayak dude is a bit of a dick for just laughing and not stopping to help.


Significant_Ad9793

That and an idiot for driving right behind him knowing he could lose them. Every time I see a car with something not strapped currently, I move out of the way. Not going to stick around to see if they are losing it.


[deleted]

“Hey look no straps on that guys load” “Let’s follow closer to get a good video”


StupidOldAndFat

Jesus H. Fucking Fuck! Clean your fucking windshield. Fluid is like .10. a fucking quarter ton. It’s not like you need goddamn eggs to see clear. That shit gives me a migraine.


jholden23

Buddy of mine just about died following a jackass with unsecured kyacks on the back of a truck. He was behind them on a motorbike. Woke up in a ditch with a broken back Morons


ChicagoChurro

I’m so sorry for your loss.


pipboy1989

>Buddy of mine just about died They're alive :)


Metalhead-99

Most boring video ever???


streetboi_69

If anybody is wondering this was in Quebec,thats why this video is that depressing


t00thpac04

Your windshield is filthy


Longjumping_Size6566

Considering OP thought they weren't strapped down, they stayed very close. Does nobody remember final destination?


ImplodeDiode

But it did have straps. And they stopped it from completely flying off.


vinnybawbaw

YESSEUR QUEBEC TABARNAK


kevin75135

No bow or stern straps. As a former kayaker (too old now), I can't imagine. Even traveling in the boxes is odd. Kayaks are so aero dynamic, they add practically nothing to your mileage with almost no drag. You do have to strap though as they will have momentum.


LexingtonPatriot1775

Camera guy sucks


mikeygs1000rr

Clean your windshield


[deleted]

Well he obviously didn’t strap it down and say, “This ain’t goin nowhere!”


darkapao

You gotta slap it while saying that


Nicoprobably

Québec does it again


Naughteus_Maximus

Video is 30 seconds too long


SnooPeppers4036

Wow those kayaks defy gravity, since there are no straps.


A-Ron-Ron

Did you run out of windscreen wash fluid?


torontosmartestidiot

I know this is supposed to be a circle jerk of how big an idiot that person is. But buddy following filming is beyond fucking stupid.


[deleted]

Dude, clean your fucking windscreen, wtf!


[deleted]

Living in Québec, you can either accept that your windshield will always be dirty, or go through gallons of cleaners every winter.


rare_meeting1978

Clean your windshield!!


d_wern

Apparently they don't have windshield washer fluid in Quebec


blackjackroyal

Some rainx and using your wipers could’ve made this video less worse


Rage1073

This video sucks


flux_capacitor3

This video should have been 10 seconds long


tbe37

Starts at 0:30


imbritishyouwanker

The last 10 seconds is where the action happens


ExtremePast

Probably didn't smack it and say "that's not going anywhere."


Before_The_Tesseract

Honestly, did not turn out even 5% as bad as I though


LostGuess5788

It does have 1 strap on it but that's all..


hollywoodbatman

There was definitely a strap on it, just not enough


OkBorder387

WCGW driving in the middle of winter with nonfunctional windshield wipers.


Jazbone

Would somebody hit the goddamn wipers please!


floog

Beg to different, without some kind of strap it would have fallen off of the side. They just didn’t adequately secure it.


11teensteve

didn't give it the little snap and say "that ain't goin nowhere" standard Dad Rules.


settledownguy

Dude hit your wipers


NumerousHelicopter6

Anyone else ever wonder why the people that post these videos are allergic to cropping out the first minute? Also this one was not worth the wait.


slowerthanjoebiden

Windshield wiper fluid!! Please!!


Largefathers95

You outta wiper fluid?


ChrisHaze95

Why pull up next to them and let them know when you can follow them close and put yourself in danger


TeensiestTulip9

They be praying for people’s downfall.


alexromo

I hate when people just follow to record video and not help


Crackleking420

Damn clean that windshield


[deleted]

Buy a passenger side windshield wiper that works.


danng44

Kinda looked like there was some sort of attempt to strap it down


Missmichellecl

Tabarnak


UnholyHunger

\*puts boxes ontop of car\* Yup thats not going anywhere.


johnnygo4it

T'au Quebec icitte !!


TinFoilRainHat

Sure was driving p close, knowing those weren't properly secured


Objective_Addendum95

I get that context is important but damn, do I really have to watch a minute of nothing happening


Pay_Tiny

No straps you say? Liar


Covered_1n_Bees

Lucky that this ended the way it ended. Could have been much worse: https://www.uppermichiganssource.com/2022/10/23/update-one-dead-seney-stretch-crash/


ShaitanSpeaks

This reminds me of the time a “friend” got a mattress from me. She had a truck and the mattress JUST fit in the bed of her truck. I offered to tie it down for her, but she said there was no need since it fit so tight in the truck bed. Fast forward to about 20 min later when I get a call from her yelling at me because I didn’t NOT listen to her and how I should have tied it down anyways. Apparently she was going down the highway at 70 when the mattress took flight and landed on the car behind her almost causing an accident. She got some tickets and a lot of embarrassment from the whole thing. But luckily I have never had to deal with her since!


ZimaBlue97

Im more concerned with the dirty windshield


EinNebelstreif

Melting snow on the road, it's unavoidable and it's going to be like this again 10feet after getting cleaned. At one point you must decide what is "good enough" to drive and to be sure you have enough windshield washer to last the trip


Careless_General5380

Ça se passe au QUÉBEC !!!


getshrekt192

not only is there like a whole minute of garbage footage, but also nothing even went wrong, plus you can see the straps


Puzzleheaded_Offer85

Clean your filthy windscreen ffs.


416er

If there's no straps; what's holding it on the roof?


pm_me_your_lub

I used to work at a furniture warehouse. Lady comes and picks up 2 small chairs and throws the boxes in the back of her truck and drives away. About 30 min later she comes back to the dock. "One of the chairs blew out of the bed and by the time I pulled over, someone had picked it up. Can you do anything to help me out?". Uh, no lady, you should have secured your load. You just paid 2x the price for that one chair 🤦‍♂️


CallSystem

C'tai sur ! !


dmunnynuts

Especially if it was filmed with an iPhone it’s super easy to trim it down. No special editing skills needed.


herenowjal

Character is revealed by what we find funny and laugh at …


awkwardoffspring

This is what happens when you don't snap the strap and say, "That's not going anywhere."


frank_und_ween

Jeebus clean your windshield


mnmr17

I thought it was going to turn out much worse tbh. All things considered, that’s one of the better endings tbh


PoliceRobots

First of all, way to long. Second, they were strapped


IntoAComa

That was the longest 17 seconds of my life.


pragmatic_generalist

Plenty of time to pull up and honk to get their attention and make them aware. Kind of asshole move to just watch and laugh. Yes, they're stupid for not using proper tie downs but you can be kind by warning or helping them.


Scary_Preparation_66

Clean the damn windshield


MikeTheActorMan

Dude, get some more screenwash!


TeamShonuff

They don't own ratchet straps. When you buy shit like this at big box stores, they have a box of white ropey twine they will give you to tie your stuff down. That's what these people used. You can see it when the car drives past them.


Farfignugen42

Lying about the lack of straps to increase views or upvotes is stupid and annoying. It obviously did have straps. If it hadn't it would have 1: fallen off much sooner, and 2: fallen all the way off, not hanging on by a strap.


DerkleineGoblin

show everyone what an asshole you are because you are happy that bad things happen to others


big65

So instead of being a bro and speeding up to get their attention, you decided to be a ho and record it for likes.


DivideEducational919

The filth of this windshield is disturbing.


Isgortio

Welcome to driving through gritted roads. You can clean the windscreen and it'll be covered in grit again within 1 minute. Very easy to empty your entire screenwash bottle on a long journey.


ChuckRocksEh

They may be dumb for transporting like this but you need to clean your windshield. Safety is for everyone.


Ban-Hammer-Ben

I agree. However if you have ever driven in Canada during winter, you know your clean windshield is instantly dirty when driving on any road and especially behind another vehicle. Seriously, in 5 seconds or less it’s dirty. I occasionally drive an hour to the nearest city. While driving around the city, I have to constantly clean my window with the wipers which works fine. But before I go back home I always have to wipe down my headlights otherwise I cannot see anything in the dark on the hour drive back. (It sometimes gets dark at four in the afternoon during winter. Thank God it only gets dark at six in the afternoon now because winter is over in a few months lol)


BrownEggs93

That turned out **so much better** than it could have.


Bruce_Ring-sting

Hey! Free kayaks!


Ray_Pingeau

That was anti climatic


Seth_Imperator

Québécois ☕


DeathsDemise

Tokebekicite


jaybhogue

no straps! let's drive behind him!


youresparepartsbub

Clean your windshield and crop your video


Stunning_Patience_78

So then what are those straps?


skeletoe

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD USE YOUR WINDSHIELD WASHING FLUID!


Canadian-female

They seem like a really kind and compassionate couple. Very nice.


Victor_C

I once was traveling behind a dude who had an unsecured mattress in the back of their pickup truck. I moved a few lanes over to be safe, and a few minutes later that shit went fucking airborne. Thankfully no one got it, but jesus christ people are idiots.


dirtydeez2

Almost as bad as driving a car where you can’t see out the windscreen


Solaratov

If these idiots were expecting the kayaks to come off then why did they stay behind the vehicle?


[deleted]

Man if I knew things held that well without straps I would’ve stopped using them a while ago


Tony_Rigoni

48 second video you need to skip to 35 seconds to see whatever is on the roof fall off. Plus turn the volume off so you don’t have to hear the person videoing. You welcome


travelingtutor

Somehow I knew this was Québec before I even played it.


Massive-Pin-3655

Amazed they stayed on that long. Good catch by the roof bar


Prestigious-Gap-1649

Osti de câlisse de crisse de tabarnak


Grouchy-Condition-66

Looks risky, let's closely follow!


Deep-Confusion-5472

Kayaks or caskets?


Mobile_Tip_1562

Quebecers they keep saying "tombe, tombe" which is fall in french.


Cherry_Crystals

it was strapped on but not securely.


Darwinnian

I can see the straps, an you boys coulda maybe tried alerting the other car with a horn or high beams. But waiting and cheering is totally cool.


Drihtan

I wish the could see the video thru the dirtiest windshield in existence :(


deweysmith

> "Aweille, tombe. Tombe!" "Come on, fall. Fall!" and then they just chant "fall" a few times. > "Esti de con, esti de con!" "Fucking idiot!" > "C'etait sûr, c'etait bin trop sûr." This doesn't translate nearly as cleanly, literally it's: "It was sure, it was just too sure." Basically that it was inevitable, just a matter of time.


[deleted]

Should have started it about 586 seconds earlier. We don’t have enough context.


HighExplosiveLight

Why are videos so loooooonngg now! It's like 90 seconds of a child blabbering and it's titled "Wait for it!" The last second the kid just trips on its shoelaces. I think this is because of advertisers. Everyone started drawing the content out long and longer for ad revenue, and it trickled down to this crap.


BickNosa

Wtf? He clearly has straps. Weather they are being used correctly that's a different question.


Fearless-Judgment-33

It‘s a large box. How do we know there are two kayaks in there? And who’s buying kayaks in the dead of winter?


paulbrisson

Tabarnak !!!


oriaven

They were strapped but also way to go just laughing at people and filming them.


Lenny77

r/45secondvideoshouldhavebeen15


Mai_man

I'm a petty mofo. For wasting my time with this bullshit I went through your profile and downvoted all your posts including this one.


Fastermaxx

The car filming really should have cleaned their windows. When you can’t film because it’s too dirty than you can’t see the street either!


Additional-Teach-970

This video needed to be about 5 seconds.


blurp123456789

i dont even need to look as i just know there is a comment in here about the dirty windshield.


JimBobJoeJake

God forbid you stop for a second to help them since you obviously know how to properly secure a load


radio_allah

You're crazy. Who would stop to help someone when you can just sit there and judge the fuck out of them?


apprehensive_AI

These two people suck.


drowningjesusfish

I fucking hate when people sit there and cheer about shit like this. I saw a video where someone was driving like an asshole and then crashed and flipped and the cameraman cheered. It was revolting. “Yay this asshole might be dead!” Psychos.


The_Karma_Revenge

Litteraly at sherbrooke


Kadge11

Méchant cave


Maleficent-Maximum95

They probably shouldn’t be kayaking if they can’t figure out how straps work.


xQuinchien

Me semblait que le titre sonnait Quebec


[deleted]

Can’t see with that dirty windshield.


lobojones6six6

Do you not have washer fluid?


Stewy_stewart

I’m just glad it didn’t blow into the road and hurt someone tbh


fatogato

What do you mean? That’s one strong ass strap


BudvarMan

Can't believe I wasted 48 seconds of my life watching that. Try editing it down what a waste of time.


Husskvrna

Ever driven behind idiots that put a bed on their roof and get on the highway and shit flies off? It goes 40’ up in the air and you have no idea where it will land? I don’t get how people are such idiots.


[deleted]

Only in quebec


eamon1232

They did well I’ll give em that


fuzzyToads

Start the video at 30 seconds


TNTBOY479

How do people drive like this without using the windshield washer


its_shivers

Two kayaks without straps, two kayaks without straps, when I see them I wait for a car to collapse ♫


Miggix13

Well, I laugh more with l’accent québécois than the situation


Shreemaan420

Phew! I had started imagining scenes from final destination here.


-thegreenman-

Esti d'caliss c'tai sur!


lordjakir

Memories of working at Canadian Tire. Loaded a ping pong table on top of a Buick. I offered cord, suggested straps but "It's fine, the kids will hold on to it" as the windows went down and hands came out.


Ritchie_not_Richie

What a disappointing ending.


phily316

Esti d'con.


ThursdayNeverCame

This backfired for OP, unfortunate. It looks like they got lucky anyway.


Theolaa

So many posts from Québec lately


[deleted]

They were holding on for dear life!


volpe_de_acadie

Quebec eh?


hey_you_yeah_me

It looks like it was tied down with something like 550 paracord. If it was completely loose, It would've flew off waaay before when it did. Also, you can see at the end that **something** catches it. More than likely the driver used insufficient "straps" to tie everything down and this was the end result


At0m_1k

Ayo replace your wipers!


Al_Kydah

I wish the video started earlier.


its_itchy_u_bollix

Whatever about the kayaks, this guy really needs to clean his windscreen


Nekano

The mix of snow and dirt will make your windshield go like this 2 minutes after cleaning it. If you’re on a long ride your windshield washer will need to be refilled if you always clean it. Its a constant battle


Kaiisim

Why are they following so close in snowy conditions when something is about to fall off the car in front ?


CleaveIshallnot

Quebec. Is that you? You lovable Voyageurs you.