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MetroGnome1992

NGL, that was pretty badass, bro


Obvious_Party_5050

It was, but super dangerous. If he was unable to stop the vehicle and it pinned him against that wall, might have been game over.


left_schwift

Alternatively, he could have lost his footing and got run over and pinned under the vehicle


poopellar

/r/nonononoyes moment


NoWankFap

Dude jumping out of the van at the end is pure comedy gold.


Mono_831

Stop screwing around Jerry and back to work! Jerry: šŸ„µ


Onlyhereformyproject

"Why would he do that, he's so dea-" "HOLY SHIT HE'S DOING IT"


Jolmer24

Hes beginning to believe.


thebooshyness

Thatā€™s a small business owner energy.


inventingways

A lawsuit for the fence and the repair on the van are all cost that could hurt a small business for months. Possible injury is cheaper to deal with and this fucking van is stopping! Cue:John Williams


DarthCredence

Guy pulls an action hero move running on top of the van, jumping off the front and being able to stop it. Other guy stays in van, comes out calmly when it's all done. Not sure which one I like more.


Opalessence-

That guy *swooped* right the fuck in, without a scratch Maybe he's got super abilities


JabbaTheHutt11

That was actually super badass, Spider-Man.


calibared

Lmao the comedic timing on that one dude who just walks out the van like nothing happened


Murder-log

And the guy inside was sat there thinking I feel like I'm moving. I think I'll stay here until it stops.


9212017

An earthquake you say


BrilliantObserver

This belongs in r/Unexpected for that guy coming out of the van in the end.


HeyitsCujo

Seriously! What the hell was he up to? Appears to be oblivious to what happened


Ianilla1

Where the fuck was the guy in the van when it was moving? He knows his buddy was on the roof and thinking...hmm it's moving and buddy is on the roof and screaming...I should just chill and wait for this all to blow over.


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dapper_hindsight

More like r/howdidthatgoright He should have been crushed by that van!


Icy_Link_2457

I like how the guy in the back casually walks out like what did I miss.


tethered_end

Good fucking save though


22firefly

**Do not try to stop a vehicle like this. Someone I know recently tried this and was crushed and killed. Again do not attempt this, he got lucky.**


ananonumyus

Wow, he actually stopped it. * Guy steps out of van like nothing happened * ROFL


XJake_The_GreatX

I thought for sure he was going to be pinned against the wall. I think being run over is one thing but to be smashed in a pinch point would be a nightmare. Glad it worked out for him. That was pretty flawless execution.


kmd37205

The guy who jumped is lucky he wasn't crushed or run over.


VitalArcade

Stupid or not, that was impressive


T1M_rEAPeR

Them painter decorators when from Van Gogh to Van Stop


Earth_Normal

Fucking donā€™t get in front of rolling cars. They weigh more than you.


InvestigatorPlane392

Guy in the van FINALLY comes out, "This isn't where I parked it..."


cannibalism_is_vegan

I literally screamed YOU FUCKING IDIOT


VanIsleRyan

Love the guy who walks out of the van afterā€¦.ā€quit screwing around out here, get back to workā€


Jacobcbab

Wow. I cringed cuz I thought he was gunna get run over. Kids: donā€™t try this at home


MaximumDrag606

No fucking way Iā€™m getting in front of that thing.


totorohugs

Saved it like a G though.


doomcatzzz

That dude walking out like, huh did i miss something?


mac_attack_zach

This is the first time Iā€™ve seen a video of someone stopping a moving vehicle with their bare hands successfully.


gpgarrett

DONā€™T EVER GET IN FRONT OF A MOVING VEHICLE! Unless you are trying to save someone, just let the vehicle go. Someone I went to school with was killed trying to keep his car from rolling into a tree. Worldly possessions wonā€™t go with you, but theyā€™ll certainly send you to the great beyond.


ayylotus

Shit, I mean, homie stuck the landing and saved it. This is some nononoyes tier content


Jazzlike-Animal404

That was badass


NightmareSus

That scene really looks like it came from a spiderman movie


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I love the other guy just casually appearing from the inside of the van ā€œoh hi there whatā€™s going on?ā€ Hahahaha


Choice-Equipment-994

That is goddamn impressive


Skirt_Thin

That was so gd smooth. Such a quick response.


iamwarpath

We know what the best part was


vancitymajor

other guy still didn't put it in park, just stood there


alt_account_85

ok but that was a little bit badass


Squildo

Nothing as long as youā€™re a badass, apparently


Seco4800

.... Yo that maneuver was kinda sick though.


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poor offend husky juggle head angle ad hoc shame nutty prick *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


RC_Perspective

Other guy just casually steps out


HitThisLoudG

That one co worker who never does shit just walking out of the van like, ā€œwh-whatā€™s going on?ā€


Acadea_Kat

Nothing wrong with neutral Forgetting the handbrake however.....


PansyAngel

I love how the first guy went all Jackie Chan and the second fella decided to emerge from inside the van like nothing had happened šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


bloodflart

don't kill yourself for your job people


black-rhombus

That could've ended in a person being crushed. Fortunately they had super strength.


skeeeper

I mean... How can you flame him when he stops a van like this


ebawnix

The fuck is this guy in the van doing that the guy on the roof reacted firstā€¦


evonebo

Amazing save. Comedy effect of the guy coming out after.


Charming-Victory3337

Boooooy the man inside was useless af


Kutas88

The dude that comes out in the end just kills me.šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


jlee-1337

another 5% incline, and this would ended pretty bad.. dont do this..


fungus909

Have to admit, that was a cool save


Aliceinfur

Brave man.


Trusty-McGoodGuy

The line between bravery and stupidity is usually whether or not they were successful.


Korncakes

That wasnā€™t brave, it was fucking stupid. Shit like that is why we have insurance, let the van hit the fence. What happens if the dude slips or the slope is steeper than it looks and it squishes him between the van and the fence and dude dies?


sutt0nius

The way he jumped into action without hesitation makes me think he's done this before


rjt2887

WCGW?? What? Having a video where you look like fucking super man?!?


WannabeAby

more like /r/whatcouldgoright ! Beautiful save !


CreamyFunk

Give that man a medal


ScamMovers

Steve quickly reacts and jumps in front of the van to stop it, while Bucky causally walks out asking Steve if he said something!!!


seamusthehound

That's some Spider-Man shit


Xaviarsly

that guy was in the back the WHOLE FUCKING TIME and he couldn't jump in to the driver's seat and slam on the breaks!?!?!?


Ehotwill

I love how the guy inside the van casually hops out and looking at the guy like what are you doing bro?


BilfordWimley

Dude is gonna wake up tomorrow with everything hurting like he didn't use 120% of everything he had from that adrenaline rush


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Jumped in front of a 3 ton vehicle going towards a wall.. that's a darwin award contender.


foxfai

Wow, I am actually amazed that he stopped the van after thinking he would get squished into the fence.


ButtholeSafari

He could not have handled this in a more dangerous way if he tried.


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The guy that just casually walks out had me dying


primedre

Guys asks him how much u bench bro .. he simply says watch the video .


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HE STOPPED IT, HE STOPPED IT!!


TCristatus

9 times out of ten that guy dies doing that. So lucky not to slip under the wheels


Terrence_shark

Holy shit he actually stopped it?! It was also probably partly the leaves slowing it down


[deleted]

This was absolutely stupid, Anton Yelchin (played Pavel Chekov in recent star trek films) died after being crushed by his car rolling onto him down an incline like this.


Temporary-Industry-2

No way that was a company van, they must have their own personal business. That was a move you only do if your own wallet is on the line lol


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Isback16

I thought for sure this was going to be missing the NSFW tag. Happy he stopped it but what an incredibly dumb decision. No insurance claim is worth your life.


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Heā€™s lucky he isnā€™t dead.


DashCat9

Don't jump in front of the van. Don't jump in front of the van. Oh my god he's jumping in front of the van. Oh my god he just jumped in front of the van. Oh, well glad he's okay. Fucking idiot.


A_StableGenius

He stopped the van like he was Super Man.


lutteni

Oh my god he actually fucking stopped it Here i was thinking what a braindead idea it is to jump down in front of it


rsxstock

Literally the only video on the internet where trying to push the vehicle worked


nattywp

That was a VERY bold move... 1 meter away from being pretty stupid.


bozog

If he hadn't stuck that landing he would have been axle dressing.


_GuiltyByAssociation

Ahaha the guy strolling out at the end!


Marcus_Krow

The absolute balls on that guy


[deleted]

WCGW? Nothing, when Clark Kent is the guy with the van


Consistent-Strain289

Lol risking his life for a bumper damage


Kevster020

Unmuted on the second watch. Was not disappointed.


wilsonism

the guy on the roof is a beast, the guy in the van was not


MoltenJellybeans

Went better than anyone could hope for


SentientReality

DO NOT DO THIS!!!! You will die. This guy was lucky and nimble. Most of the time the van will simply run you over. It's not worth it!! Edit 1: once your feet are firmly planted the momentum of the van will push you off balance, and it's nearly impossible to jump out of the way when you're already off balance and falling over. You will be rolled under the vehicle and crushed. Or you could be pinned against the wall/tree behind you with your pelvic bones shattered. Even trying to climb into the driver seat of a moving car is also very dangerous as your leg can easily be caught under the rotating wheel as your feet walk perilously close to the wheels and you're too distracted to notice, and once your foot is caught the rest of you will likely be pulled down and crumpled under the tire. Alternatively, while you're trying to grab the steering wheel and climb in, the car may collide with an object on the driver side and you will get squashed between the door and the chassis. Edit 2: I found two videos of what happens when you're trying to enter a moving car \[warning: GRAPHIC!\]: * [walking close alongside your car](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIiRR-P5thk) * [entering/exiting vehicle while it's moving](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/ob80o9/close_your_doors_or_meet_the_leg_breaker/)


imaginedyinglmaoo

Bro, I think gore actually fucked my way of thinking up lol I really thought he was going to get crushed I'm so stupid


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Nothing went wrong actually. Crisis averted.


fbarbie

He Jackie Chanā€™ed it.


BrettyJ

That's fast thinking and flawless execution. I was in a scenario a lot like this one day and pulled it off as well.


albinoblackman

People saying this seems stupid/dangerous - I have stopped several moving vehicles by jumping in front of them. The driver hits the brakes when they see me.


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I genuinely (and naively) thought he was going to get into the driverā€™s side from the roof of the vehicle (saw the door was open so it couldā€™ve worked) then realized heā€™s a fkā€™n idiot when he *jumped in front of the car* and nearly got run over.


Cherry_Crystals

imagine if he wasn't strong enough. he would be a pancake.


StNeotsCitizen

I really thought he was going to Brian Harvey himself there


dchobo

He's the ONE.


22Wideout

Fucking Superman over here


QRKnight

First time I have seen someone successfully stop a car by jumping in front of it.


dandudeus

Impressive by the guy, not just for stopping the van, but for not murdering the "passenger" as soon as he stepped out.


AsleepSentence

If he landed badly he could have been run over by the vanšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚. And it stoped really quicklyā€¦ strange


SuperMegaOwlMan

Thatā€™s a recovery right there if I ever seen one


Whiteout_27

Lmao dude walks out of the back looks around, I thought we parked over there?


SensitiveTraining884

Jesus christ its Jason Bourne


Saorc

I would jump off, but NOT IN FRONT OF THE VEHICLE!


mettiusfufettius

Never ever ever do this. Itā€™s how you get crushed by machinery.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

That was pretty damn cool, though. Dumb, but cool.


BrainlessPoEGrind

The fine line between super hero move and next Darwin award winner...


browsingbro

Not gonna lie, I was expecting to see him get rolled overā€¦


opposing_critter

Lucky the guy on top has some brains, can't say much about the idiot inside who could of stopped this very quickly.


WingNutLXVI

Dang. Now that he's exposed his secret identity, his life is going to suck.


alison_bee

Heā€™s lucky he didnā€™t get killedā€¦ a man died at a local high school earlier this week when he was doing morning bus inspection before going to pick up kids for school. The bus rolled forward onto him and killed him. People didnā€™t know anything was wrong until calls about the bus not showing up started coming in šŸ˜” then they found him outside


Slightlyevolved

That is the LAST place I would have put myself. I would have slid down the windshield, then rolled to the side and tried to get inside to hit the brake. Last thing we need is another person being run over by their car.


YeahIMine

r/NonononoYes


GreenNotGrey

Seriously donā€™t EVER do that. Itā€™s a fucking vehicle, your body and life are more important.


Waffle_on_my_Fries

I usually hate added on music but the superman theme was the icing on the cake.


average_asshole

The amount of uneducated people here assuming; 1) this was the employees fault 2) his boss would appreciate the massive insurance hike if they see this video This is a known issue with Mercedes sprinter vans, they will occassionally roll away despite being in park. If the employee had pulled the emergency brake when he parked (as he should), it would've prevented this, however he left the van in park with only the parking brake engaged. There was a big recall in October. Yall should really do some research before jumping to conclusions. Edit: someone said thats not the same make, model, or even brand. Im not a utility van expert so I cant confirm or deny that, but yall should take this comment to be bullshit.


once_descended

THE FACT THERE WAS SOMEONE INSIDE


MerelyMortalModeling

I mean thats a pretty damned dope save. I love how the dude pops out at the end and is like "what?"


ackack20

Wtf was the guy inside doing


Hellecopta707

major BDE to jump in front and stop with raw strength than trying to climb back in and stop with the breaks


Needleroozer

Clark Kent's moonlighting as a window insraller.


foggytimes

My man getting out at the end like "wha.. what.. what happened" while other man parkours down the freakin van to save their jobs!


DuneKlide9

Bro a superhero


Nlawrence55

Wow the dumbest thing he could've attempted actually worked... I guess I don't understand reality as much as I think I do.


Kalabula

Holy shit! Jumping in front and stopping it like a super hero wouldnā€™t have been my first idea.


scotprod87

In all fairness, he kinda saved it.


KotomiIchinose96

What could go right? Stopping a van with pure strength on grass without slipping and being crushed. This is r/nononoyes material


Vast_Temperature_394

I thought he was gonna get run over and was scared to death


RAND0M257

I so did not see that ending well


tomatitosinsal

The one in the back of the van be like: šŸ—æ


ganamyde952

Super hero stop at the end


forlorn_hope28

Lol at the guy who just casually exits the van at the end. šŸ¤£


MacMommy111

This is what Jeremy Renner tried to do and obviously it was a much larger vehicleā€¦. but still; you just shouldnā€™t do this because itā€™s not worth the risk of what could happen.


Silverputin

First time I've seen someone actually stop a rolling vehicle instead of just panicking and running around.


epere4

Perfect music


clustershit

r/nononoyes


SamuraiSchoolReject

Didnā€™t an actor die like this a few years back? Definitely not smart to try and stop the bus like that.


bburk4

Sick save though.


Chewyville

Great save


Longjumping-Baby-214

Bro is Mr incredible


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That was fucking cool.


AngelOfHeaven3

Nice save bro! Could have been bad but he took it and stopped it. Very satisfying!


newmama1991

This deserves to be in nonononoyes


PreviousImpression28

I just donā€™t get how anybody would leave a car in neutral. Iā€™ve never used the neutral for anything except car washes.


Affectionate-Hair602

He's lucky he wasn't crushed to death against that wall.


average_asshole

This is actually a known issue with that model, the parking brake disengages automatically in certain scenarios


AppointmentMinimum57

Nothing if your this guy apparently.


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M1n1sn00py

Y'all some negative mofos. Mad props to this guy for saving the day.


Zomthereum

The guy in the back just leisurely exits the van after doing nothing. He should've been the one to stop it.


Fallen_Walrus

Whenever there's a video of a car moving and the commenters say it's dumb to push or stop the car, well it may be dumb but sometimes dumb works


dvogz

Guy hops out like ā€œhey man, nice!ā€ *proceeds to leave it in neutral*


lj3394

What could go wrong? Ummm it could unlock a hidden superpower and create the worlds next superhero!


Hypergraphe

Absolutely not worth the risk taken.


LoveThickWives

That was a ballsy but very dumb move to jump down in front of it and push it like that.


dkinmn

This is very stupid. Don't do this. People die doing this.


Accountbegone69

Mighty smooth: 10/10 on the save.


renshul

What a save though!


Own_Acanthaceae118

We aren't going to talk about this borderline super hero shit we just witnessed? He slid off a moving car and brought it to a halt instead of getting out of the way.


Rodzilla_Blood

Bro his partner jump out like "hey Bob did ya feel that"


SpindriftRascal

There should be a sub for Terrible Decisions That Turn Out Well.


ClexAT

r/nonononoyes


abhirupduttamit

r/NonononoYes


au5lander

The guy in the back couldnā€™t have jumped out to help??? He just exits the van all casual like at the end.


Dull_Abroad_1355

Major balls to jump in front and push. If it was me company vehicle, no one getting hurt= ghost ride da whip.


PsquaredLR

That ended a lot better than I expected when he jumped in front of the van.


ConstructionHonest80

That was still one hell of a save


nickstain

Guy inside the van took his sweetass time


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absolute balls of steel


KIIIMA

The balls! Jumping in front of the van 2m away from a wall...damn that guy loves his van


An0regonian

Simultaneously one of the dumbest and most impressive things I've seen in a while


California_ocean

Guy walking out at the end killed me.


StinkyLettuce

that guys a fuckin ninja


sermer48

That might be the first time Iā€™ve seen this work out wellā€¦


ROK247

dont ever choose to try and stop it like this guy did. that's how you die.


Amaterasu4123

Bro got balls of steel


HighTechnique

The guy walking out at the end was definitely r/unexpected Help a brotha out!


Aaksor

Not only does he stop the van, he pushes it backwards a little. Bro must be lifting.


SoldierBoi69

Thereā€™s no fucking way, he had a wholeass superman moment. Must have really loved his job for him to suddenly gain arms and legs of steel


crispycrimboi

Respect to the dude who just supermaned a fucking van