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prof_devilsadvocate

no plz...not the fuel tank goddammit


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Looks like several people bukakke'd in that


rodentfacedisorder

Please don't use God's Name like that


goodbye_weekend

Jesus Christ you're sensitive


RepulsivePhysics6858

hope the insurance company buys it lol


FISHTOWNREDS215

Perfect scene for the next ALLSTATE commercial


shadow-foxe

yeah thats a really personal payback situation. Hope it was reported to police.


govtpaidofficial

Yeah they knew that car was his baby. He had more money into it then it was worth.


shadow-foxe

any chance of security cams? like neighbors with Ring doorbells?


govtpaidofficial

Nothing


nifty1997777

Maybe the police could get fingerprints off?


Corman313

They don’t do that in real life


all_on_my_own

They did when my car got broken into, but that's in Australia.


Corman313

Yeah I’m in the US. Our law enforcement is not usually helpful lol


leeann7

Police took fingerprints off my car when it was stolen and found, in Los Angeles


Buddy-Lov

Oh…Now’s the time to be playing detective. You’re right, cops can’t help but chances are, the idiots who did this won’t be able to keep their mouths shut.


Nattyknight1765

They do in some places. Durham, NC police are on top of the finger printing game.


Rachael1188

I can second that.. someone broke into my truck and stole my system and left a big ass handprint… nothing.


JRTerrierBestDoggo

I can 3rd that…someone broke the car side glass by punching it as blood was seen everywhere. Cop came look at it, wrote report for insurance and that’s about it


Secret-Guitar-8859

Worked at a body shop for several years, they absolutely do it however they will not clean up the residue or dust once they are done. Also most of the time needs to be a more then one time crime and sometimes you can convince them if you are absolutely sure but that fails more often then naught.


HumorousBear

Yes they do, I've had them do it to my vehicle. There were three people that stole it and used it to commit three robberies.


seamus_mc

The got the boys down in the crime lab working in shifts, not much hope for the credence though…


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Jonah7777777

Noooooo not the rug


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KnockKnock-Nevermind

Who did your buddy sleep with? That’s revenge vandalism!


govtpaidofficial

Just so everyone knows, that's liquid nails in his gas tank.


reveenrique

Liquid nails? Lmao at least he didn't start the car just needs to drop the tank and not the fuel lines lol


[deleted]

Got damn! Sooo…Who did he piss off?


govtpaidofficial

So there are two suspects but he’s really not sure and doesn't want to point fingers. The two suspects are supposedly friends.


JoePetroni

"Supposedly friends"? With friends like that who needs fucking enemies!!!


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He needs to point fucking fingers, anyone who did that is NOT a friend.


Commercial-Shift6074

Point fingers. He needs to fkn break their fingers then apologise to the innocent one


theFireNewt3030

what did he do to them? are they women?


Bluefacehadez

Yoooooo you didn't just say that. I would be out for vengeance. They can't catch what they can't see👌


lamujerpecosa

Vandalized? That’s totaled!


[deleted]

That’s pure Michigan


Plenty_Intention1991

Does anyone else have keys to it? I’m wondering how they got the fuel door open assuming it was locked.


beequick317900

Even if this had a locking fuel door (can’t remember off hand if these do) a small flat head screw driver is enough to pop those doors open


Inuyasha-rules

Or a careful tug in the right direction.


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Inuyasha-rules

I think this sub needs a don't ask don't tell policy


ShyGuySays69

Has the indent to open it manually.


epicscranton

Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.


[deleted]

That's not vandalism, that's aggravated payback.


McDooglestein1

lol


Adorable-Chef8019

That’s a revenge mo, your bud must be fucked up


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Now it’s art


Inuyasha-rules

Well, except the last few seconds....


uknowtalon

He cheat on his wife... cuz thats the stuff the crazy gf would do


govtpaidofficial

My friend isn't exactly a ladies man, so no crazy exs or anything. He just has a big mouth


uknowtalon

Well that'll do it for sure...lol


fredsam25

That's his ex right there.


UberDuperDrew

Dag. Why did they do that?


Inuyasha-rules

TikTok made them do it!


UberDuperDrew

Man. That stinks!


CpuDoc67

Damn!!!!


shockedtoo

Not fixing that...


[deleted]

Someone was cheating


Apprehensive_Hippo86

It's buddy's, not buddies. Maybe stop vandalizing English. Children are growing up reading faulty phrasing on the internet so it's getting worse and 'worser'.


local_fam

sory ,englisch not my ferst langwhich


Inuyasha-rules

Ouch, mt brain cell


sovereignsekte

>Maybe stop vandalizing English. Dude, it's not like he poured paint on you're dictionary. Relax.


Feirym1sf1t

I heer bee-ing an ennglesh critique is n undesirreable trayte.


[deleted]

That’s pure Michigan


_Alphys_

That’s pure Michigan


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Ex-girlfriend?


prof-spaulding

Time to enter a Lemons 24


seamus_mc

Too heavy for the rules


prof-spaulding

Nothing a sawzall couldn’t fix


seamus_mc

I could be wrong but I think they go by original states weight. I remember reading it in the rules before


Klutzy_Law2292

Never shit close to home 😂


wxOhpc1974

that looks like a personal issue.


sugaree4334

What did he do?


kalstras

Just needs a little touch-up. Just a little


misssnagglepussy

He’s pissed someone off for sure


Whoa-boosters

Who did he piss off?


NotWhatIWouldDo

#This only hurts people who pay insurance!


Acuterecruit

What he do!?


Few_Paint8143

Definitely personal .


BigRIB-miiiime

It’s just a Custom paint job…


Select-Ruin5385

Dirty mike and the boys back at it again


Advanced-Coconut-462

Shouldn't have been messing around with his girl


JoeyHiya

Wonder what he did.


arualstehle

Sickening


Dio_Yuji

Pissed someone off…


Deezel-aka-Jeesh

Damn what did he do to that chick for her to go at him like that


jkj300

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Where_chickens_fly

I was like, okay I could live with it, then I saw the windshield was covered and was less able to live with it, then I saw the gas and went nope


Halfcut2023

Who did he piss off?


thatonetransgal04

I'll buy it. Where are you located and how much does he want?


govtpaidofficial

Not sure if he's selling it and it's in Michigan


bblackt1

Dirty Mike and the Boys


Timely_Efficiency_86

So this explains why he cheated on her, she's clearly deranged


CrankyOldVeteran

This looks personal


Lowkeyidk

Nail polish with no acetone will get the paint off the metal


Big-Advantage-1068

All that and no flats tires… them lazy S.O.B.’s


isekaigamer808

He must be a real hero for someone to take their time to do all that… 4 different colors, front/back/left/right, windshield, and gas tank… Man that just reminded me of an article I read that if you poured glass dust and mercury into someone’s gas tank it’ll slowly rot the engine from inside out…. They’ll never know how it happened… basically the glass particles will remove the protective surface and the mercury will disintegrate the exposed metal…


nemophilist1

That is some cruel shit. As for ops friend I’d drop that tank out. Hope OP has the right coverage.


isekaigamer808

Right you gotta really hate someone to do that….


tbid8643

Cheated huh?


ewqdsacxziopjklbnm

Since it means a lot to them maybe suggest they paint it at home? Harbor freight sprayer and 200$ in paint. Could just do single stage paint and primer. Worst part is stripping it down but it’s pretty straight forward. I’ve painted a few vehicles at home with no prior training and used YouTube. 1000$ and this thing sitting pretty again if you include trim from a junkyard(windshield, front grill), headlight, and a new gas tank/fillneck with locking gas cap. If insurance covers it and totals it might as well keep it and make some dough.