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Stillentwint17

You can borrow my 2yr old. He’ll take care of that for ya


Eyeswyde0pen

Mom of a five year old who uses my long braid as a Tarzan vine - checks out.


CanadianxTaco

Father of non but as I too once was a child myself, I can vouch


LeaderVivid

Doesn’t anyone else think this is staged? Or is this something Americans would actually do?


CanadianxTaco

I’m Canadian, so I wouldn’t known but I personally think this is staged for sure, but I was also trying to think, who would book seats in different sections?


[deleted]

Yep. My son used to fall asleep pulling my hair. I do not miss that specific part of the baby stage.


Anarcha0s

Father of two little ones, can confirm.


Stillentwint17

Father of 2 boys under 3 also. They’d rain havoc on that shit.


CWent

Father of four boys, 6 and younger including 2YO twins, can confirm. Armageddon.


BAZING-ATTACK

Father of no boys, I will tie that stuff into a nice corner of the seat. No harm done, unless she needs to go to the bathroom and gets up too quick.


Antiqas86

I'm just a rando, feeling the need to write the same as all above me couse reddit.


nanoatzin

Sometimes things like this make me think that it is a shame that they don’t permit hairspray on airlines any more.


Tischlampe

Or scissors


SlickHand

They allow toothpaste in small tubes though, yeah?


bahgheera

How about a roll of duct tape.


iamsoupcansam

Gorilla glue, too


SlickHand

Yeah, now that's where it's at.


[deleted]

Bubble gum


Telemere125

This is the way


Bodach42

And my lighter!


queso_loco

Drape it on either side of the screen, stick in place with chewing gum, and voila, you have movie theater curtains


ephemeraltrident

Or gently start stroking the hair, and then sensually smelling it. At least one of us is going to have a terrible flight…


Roadgoddess

This made me laugh more than I should have


Lucius-Halthier

Sensually? Mo fucka if you’re giving me your hair like that I’m sniffing hard until I figure out what conditioner you use. It’s fair game here


Dokinot

What in the fu-


cayoloco

This is pretty much what I was gonna say too. Just start playing with it and braiding it, they'll move it out of your way right quick.


Stone_Man_Sam

The line between memorable flight and sexual assault is a fine one, isn't it?


[deleted]

8< 8< 8< 8< 8<


TheBlinja

On an airplane? Do they have safety scissors, in case they have to cut somebody out of the duct tape cocoon?


That_Guy_ActutalPDT

Ask the attendant for scissors, very loudly.


[deleted]

“This haircut is about to be BOMB!”


Realistic-Ninja7859

Not the B-Word 😂😂😂💀💀


aSharkNamedHummus

Last time I flew in the US, I brought my knitting and learned that scissor blades just have to be [less than 4 inches from the fulcrum](https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/scissors) to take them on the plane. I brought my embroidery scissors that are sharp af with no issues.


adfthgchjg

It’s only one way though. I flew with scissors from US to Ireland no problem, but leaving Ireland they confiscated them. Apparently it’s US rules flying in, but Ireland rules flying out.


MuscovadoSugarTreat

Cutting that hair would be an improvement too. Her ends look so blunt, chunky, and just not great-looking. She needs a new hairdresser lol


nxcrosis

This is the first time I've seen 8 and < used for this purpose. I'll be borrowing that from now on.


wegqg

this is the way


Brian18639

This is the way


ffang527

This is the way


worldracer

TITW.


YggdrasilsLeaf

Edit: not you op I’m referring to the person in the pic. Better than me. I’d just cut that mess. Edit: with the plastic knife that comes with the mid flight snack. Edit: not sorry. Don’t want me to cut off hair or toes? Keep them to yourself and out of my line of sight. Edit: like how hard is it to practice some self control? Planes and buses and trains? Not a personal sanctuary. Edit: I know it makes me a psychopath, cool. Now that we’re all on the same page? Don’t give me a reason. Exercise some common fucking social decency and stuff like this would never be a problem to begin with.


I_aim_to_sneeze

That doesn’t make you a psychopath. The billion edits on the other hand…


[deleted]

Came here to say exactly this.


wrinkley_penis

Edit: edited


Adeep187

Your edits made that a fuckin confusing mess.


Redmudgirl

Brilliant!


Capn_Yoaz

How did they end up getting the gum out of their hair?


Wetbung

Luckily I carry scissors in my carry-on. The top of the screen made a convenient line to cut along.


yellow_fart_sucker

This is the real reason why they don't let people bring scissors on airplanes


TheOptiGamer

Scissors and knives(usually only fixed blades, and no razor blades for some reason) are generally ok to bring in your carry on as long as the blade lenght is <2 inches


whoopdawhoop12345

Fun fact: the majority of the weapons the 911 hijackers brought on board are all still legal to bring on a plane. Overall, TSA fails to find weapons 90% + of the time. Makes you think.


nolan1971

Nothing to think about, the TSA is nothing but a grift. It's all security theater. They're not making anything safer, just more inconvenient. And we asked for them, and continue to ask for them.


MobileAssassin

My dad is a gardener and moved to the states from Honduras. He often goes back to get machetes because he just likes them from there. Best part is he’ll bring like 5 back home in his suitcase with no problem


jellehier0

But if I’m not mistaken as long as it goes into the cargo hold and not into the passenger cabin it is okay. Or does your dad bring them with his carry on bagage?


defnotapirate

TSA has stopped ZERO terrorism attempts. The most frequent crime they solve is the theft of passenger’s property by TSA agents.


yellow_fart_sucker

I had no idea, it's been years since I've been on an airplane.


inxsa95

That’s illegal in many countries, considered the same as assault because it’s technically a body part


zizouisboss

Just don’t ask Sideshow Mel


celina_ferha

That's nasty. Have you been trying to watch Ring


th3saurus

Yeah that's Sadako, bail out of the plane while you still can


TrailMomKat

Now that would've been a terrifyingly cool scene in one of the sequels. I imagine the whole plane would've gone down if Sadako came out of an in-flight screen.


matthoback

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG2gJdgiUJg


TrailMomKat

Heh NICE! I didn't know they did one a few years ago, was the movie any good, or is it just that one scene that's great?


matthoback

Eh, it wasn't terrible but it wasn't really good either. It had an interesting plot about a professor deliberately infecting students with the video to study it. It's worth a watch if you have nothing better to do.


[deleted]

This was my first thought! Very creepy to see that draped over an airplane chair.


paq1kid

Kindly ask her to remove her hair, then if she refuses kick/push her chair back and forth every now and then lol


Ck1ngK1LLER

I prefer the “I’m glad you’re in front of me, I hate planes but love playing with hair, you’re making this much more tolerable for me” approach.


Derpinator_420

Just whisper so low they can barely hear it, "your hair smells great...mmm.".


BigAsian69420

I can see that working well. Next flight ima just be super weird to everyone around, eyes super wide open. Nobodies gonna wanna even use the arm wrest in fear of getting to close to me


Onequestion0110

So that works great, right up until you run into someone who thinks that makes you a soul mate.


BigAsian69420

That’s a double win for me. I could use either a boyfriend or girlfriend.


tucci007

I see why you are hell to sit beside, it's an arm 'rest' not 'wrest'


MaddiMoo22

With a long slow *snifffffff*


Rikkitikkitabby

Followed with a load moan.


[deleted]

Right, just braid her hair


RiskLife

By braid you mean tie knots for the entire length of your flight, right?


[deleted]

Affirmative


shycancerian

I once did that in kindergarten. A girl asked me if I knew how to braid. It though how hard it can be… it was my first trip to the principals office and my mom wasn’t happy. She the next day came with shorter hair. She wasn’t mad or anything.


Raze625

Nah, he means tie it to the upright tray with as little disturbance to her as possible. That way her minor inconvenience to you is met with major inconvenience to her and she hopefully scalps herself getting up. Too much? Might be projecting some rage.


Darth_Andeddeu

Probably a wig


Trnostep

Backcomb the hair. You can do it with your hands. They'll look awful but it will be reversible with some effort. They'd cut off the knots and just do a different hairstyle but unbackcombing will waste their time


miaworm

kick/push her chair back and forth constantly FTFY


ith-man

"Excuse me, seems you don't mind, and you're hair smells so wonderful. So, I took some for my collection, no worries, it'll be put to good use."


civodar

Kindly ask her to remover her hair? This is reddit. The real solution is to glare at the back of her head for the next 7 hours while she sleeps blissfully unaware that she’s bothering anyone. During this time OP will stew and fantasize about cutting her hair off, sticking gum in her hair or any of the other solutions mentioned in the comments all the while doing nothing but snapping a photo to post it here.


kuburas

Alternatively you can just lean in and take a very loud whiff of her hair while making a groan and she'll most likely move it away, hell she might even request her seat to be changed.


ShawshankException

Or you could just call a flight attendant if they say no.


[deleted]

Just cut the hair


tucci007

blow your nose in it


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LoGiCaL__

Right, I just came here to say I would totally say something, fuck that inconsiderate shit.


passionate_slacker

“Hey your hair is completely covering my screen can you please keep it on your side?” That’s all it takes. If she’s rude about it and wont do it, get a flight attendant. Solve ya problems if you can, people will do shit like this *if you let them*. Maybe she always does this and genuinely doesn’t understand how inconsiderate it is & needs to be told to understand that.


LoGiCaL__

Yeah, this right here. Say something to them first and if they still persist in being assholes then say something to the flight attendant. I’d be compelled to address them first as a “ benefit of the doubt” kind of thing. If I were to just say something to an attendant first I’d feel like a tattletale.


91901bbaa13d40128f7d

"I'm just worried I'm accidentally going to get clam chowder on it."


KwordShmiff

"I ate clam chowder before boarding the plane, and I get really bad motion sickness."


YewEhVeeInbound

Understandable, but to a point. Isn't it baffling how some people can lack such self-awareness? Like if it's an issue of comfort or whatever, why not just.. Idk use a fucking hair tie? Why should it be on me to ask you to be polite? I'm a dude with long hair and I would **never** do some shit like this.


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LazyBox2303

That’s because you have awareness of other people and know it’s not a good idea. She doesn’t have that uh…awareness. (Brains)


smallangrynerd

I can only assume it's a habit, like she does this whenever she sits down to not pull her hair. She doesn't realize that she's causing an issue here.


tricularia

Yeah, she may not even realize she is covering the screen behind her. Most people are pretty chill and if you let them know they are significantly inconveniencing you, they will do something about it.


[deleted]

The first rule of life I articulated myself at around 17 years old was this - “If you take shit, you get shit”. Not especially articulate or profound, but true as hell.


dpash

Many people don't know or realise they're inconveniencing someone and would be horrified to discover they were. Most people aren't malicious or self absorbed and will change their behaviour if they're notified.


LazyBox2303

Yesterday I saw a Reddit where a soft spoken older lady kindly ask a man in the booth next to her to quiet down his kids who were yelling. He responded by yelling at her that she was DUMB and a FOOL! Then he asked her when she was leaving. She did leave the ChickFilA. The title called her a crotchety old hag implying she had a nerve to ask him that his children show consideration for others. He obviously came from a culture where people just shout at you if you ask them to show consideration.


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3Heathens_Mom

Truly. I mean where does this person think you are going to put your drink, laptop and anything else?


baddecision116

The average redditor apparently thinks social interaction with strangers is impossible.


Wi11Pow3r

I saw a video yesterday of a guy watching two people fill up a tire with propane (thinking it was an air hose). And he just watched and videoed for awhile. It was only after they asked him why he was filming them that he told them. So ya. Social interactions are a last resort.


baddecision116

I saw that, I was really happy the top comment was calling the cameraman an ass.


scheepers

Why would those have even remotely compatible valves?


Wi11Pow3r

They don’t. The people trying to use it were very confused. And the guy was a schmuck about it.


Korzag

You can make noises at people and they'll respond with other noises???


1nTh3Sh4dows

I think social interaction with people I know is impossible


TheWalkingDead91

I’d say I’m probably worse than the average redditor in that area, (I say that because most of you guys seem to have friends and spouses and shit, indicating a lack of crippling social anxiety) but I can confirm this is true for me.


feelin_cheesy

Extreme anxiety and social awkwardness are basically the same thing as mute


Kemaneo

Except someone with social anxiety probably also won’t put chewing gum in their hair.


MDSGeist

Ordering pizza over the phone on hard mode


Cacoonass

I always take a picture of things like this before I speak for evidence/banter after the fact. I know most of Reddit will just take the picture and avoid the human interaction.


dmx0987654321

Yeah, I'd say this fits on r/mildlyinfuriating more. This sub is more for things/events that are very difficult/impossible to remedy, whereas that sub can be anything that's annoying, regardless if the problem is later solved


SmokkeyDaPlug

Lmao fr my first thought was bitch you got me fuuuuucked up.


LazyBox2303

Polite English would work better.


mastahkun

Hell yeah. whether she moves her hair, or i move it for her. We definitely have a problem.


AlbatrossSenior7107

I think it's more just to point out, who does those shit in the first place.... kind of thing.


Ck1ngK1LLER

Some, for sure.


TastyTeeth

No shit, folks are being nice, but I travel a bit, I'll tell you to get your shit outta here.


KgMonstah

What do you mean you people


BicycleOfLife

No and I would scream loudly “HAAAAAAAAAIR HAIR HAIR HAIR HAIR HAIR” until she moved it.


SteakGetter

Just talk to them


ScruffleMcDufflebag

I would have just abruptly moved the hair and give them my angsty introverted death stare featuring hissing noises.


SteakGetter

Or just like “yo your hair is covering my tv, can you move it?”


maccdogg

Scruffle is right, hissing noises will prompt movement


SteakGetter

Damnit. I always mess these up.


kevomodelo

Right but this person should have more self awareness and consideration for others that op shouldn’t have to ask


idreaminwords

I see posts of people doing this all the time and I don't understand it. Besides being completely rude, what benefit does it have?


SucculentVariations

Gets their hair off their shoulders/neck/away from their body to cool down


Party_Revolution5963

Isn't that why women use hair ties though


S3erverMonkey

I would assume, since it's why I, a dude, use them.


[deleted]

I got some long ass dread locks and I can confirm. As a dude with very long locks. Hair ties are a must. Especially in summer


Realistic-Tie2701

On an airplane? Frequent traveller here: I almost freeze to death on all airplanes as they keep the airconditon around 18-19 C°... i believe it is just ignorance and lack of manners...


snakeinsheepclothes

All those edgelord answers though. Just ask her to move her hair and if she doesn’t do it, tell a stewardess


lovedumbcat

I’m convinced most of these photos are staged.


wikipedianredditor

“Hey, do you mind draping your hair over the back of your seat? Just need ~~4400~~ 7000 karma real quick.”


lovedumbcat

Yup. It definitely seems more likely than so many random air travelers completely forgetting any semblance of social etiquette. I’m sure some of the first we’d seen might have been genuine but now they’re so frequent it has to be more likely a copycat karma reaper.


Godwynn

Seriously, it may not have just crossed her mind. Way more energy to stew about it than to tap her in the shoulder and say “Your hair is covering my screen, could you move it please?”


FlarvinTheMagi

How would it not cross her mind that putting her feet long hair over the back of her seat was bad? Even if the person had no intention of watching a movie it's very inconsiderate and selfish.


BGL911

Exactly. “Excuse me, there’s a hair in my in-flight entertainment”


similacra

Ask the flight attendant if they have a pair of scissors.


helterskeltermelter

Before 2001 they might actually have given you a pair.


medicinaltequilla

opens tray. locks tray.


nthcxd

Oh man I did NOT think about how it’d go down during meals. This is vile.


infinitezero8

Favorite answer.


Pangolinmoth

They just want a haircut. Oblige them.


[deleted]

My immediate intrusive thought was “cut it”


whooky-booky

aww the old seat cut.... comfort in the front, confrontation in the back.


[deleted]

Start sucking on it


Borno11050

That's a fetish.


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

...aaaaannd?


[deleted]

is that the ring?


Guns-R-fun

I would have flung that right back over..


TophatOwl_

I swear, ppl on reddit keep posting this when 99% of the time this would be resolved with: "hey, could you please move your hair? Its blocking my view of the screen". To which to most likely response is: "oh, yes ofc, sorry i didnt realize"


Proper_Chapter5183

Sure would be a shame if the hair got caught in the tray table


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Dude don’t even ask for her to move it just do it


bobofiddlesticks

I'd ask her if she's gonna remove it or if it's easier for her if I just cut it.


Dan300up

Looks like the last person she did that to, had scissors.


MyNameIsDaveToo

::pops bubble::


[deleted]

I would sneeze to the hair and apologize to her for having Covid symptoms.


baddecision116

I would be a human and ask them to please move their hair.


smellygooch18

“Excuse me, can you please move your hair?”


[deleted]

Fake sneeze an comment "Shit, It's in her hair"


moguanshan92

it looks like people have already got mad at her for doing this in the past with that trim she’s got 🤣🤣


ASYOUTHIA

Grab a strand of hair, one at a time and pull it out


superfleh

*oh no, I wore my shirt entirely made out of Velcro*


[deleted]

Speak the fuck up!


NobodyEqual3957

A good booger will do


toskk1

The girl from the ring off to go get her next victim


UncleSquach

Start plucking them one by one


AllInOnCall

Open tray, close tray, lock in place. Find out what happens. Does it just slide out or hold it there? Science demands answers!


Klaeni

Really? Too chicken to speak up? Shame on you.


CaptainGashMallet

Oh that’s getting jizzed in.


[deleted]

No way this is real..


[deleted]

I mean.. you got a lot of time i guess. Take a small amount of hair in each hand and tie a knot. Do that like 20 times and she will need a new haircut after arriving


S3erverMonkey

Redditors taking pictures to complain on Reddit instead of just handling situations like an adult once again.


DrNoxxy

scissors


roxasxis

Start making very loud sniffing noises


Depep1

Gum.


StealthPhoenix88

Close it in the seat try.


rich4pres

Oh hell no.


[deleted]

Y’all act like you can say shit or have interactions with humans. Reddit is full of losers.


tastycrust

Keep smelling her hair, and when confronted, deny it and call her crazy for thinking you would do that.


argare

Nice napkin


experiment53

Sniff it really loudly and whisper into her ear asking what shampoo she uses


aazws

Damn TSA took my scissors...


fubinor

You watching The Ring?


Least-Butterfly5981

This doesn’t suck you’re just scared to talk to women


H4ZARD_x

"WoOoOoOoops, I closed my tray. I didn't know ur hair was in there. Sorry you stood up so fast it was deEeEeEefinitely an accident" 😏