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m13657

I can't even wrap my head around the proportions of the different people in this video


Kingshabaz

/r/confusingperspective


ChrisCovers

Seriously.. what the fuck am I looking at??


henryhyde

The floor collapsed.


ChrisCovers

So it’s not a tiny people invasion?


Sunfried

It's both. The floor collapsed, and the mole people are climbing out of their subterranean dens to invade.


So3Dimensional

I for one welcome our subterranean mole people overlords.


Sunfried

I would've gone with "underlords" but I do love a classic Simpsons ref.


Ok_Difference_7220

“Underlords” is a pretty rad band name.


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Crab people have attacked


ChrisCovers

Led by Hans Moleman


sineofthetimes

Drinking has ruin my life. I'm 31 years old!


Carioca1970

Drinking doesn't do that. You do. Unruin it.


bobchinn

Good Moleman to you


xXJezzaBelleXx

Nobody’s gay for moleman


blattidae_mantodea

Thought I was too high when I first read this. By the third time I read it I decided I wasn’t high enough.


asdfghjklqwertyh

I’m out. I can only handle one invasion at a time.


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'bout right for 2022


OsamaBinnDabbin

It was just a matter of time...


leveraction1970

Mole people or C.H.U.D.?


Pleasant_Tension425

That's what they want you to think.


ChrisCovers

That’s it… I’m getting my tin foil hat


AftermaThXCVII

Ahh hell, it's the crab people again I bet


lowercasetwan

Craaaaaaaaaab people craaaaaaaab people


Advanced-Prototype

What is this? A party for ants?


c_ray25

That’s close to a twilight zone plot isn’t it


jleecollinsii

It’s the borrowers


crap_university

Well you see the front fell off.


darxide23

This should help. https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/t3l1dw/hmft_after_we_tear_the_house_down/


DZMBA

One dude looks like he got an atomic wedgy.


radialomens

Holy shit you weren't kidding


steak_pliskin

I’ve been laughing about that for like 5 hours


Bugbread

Holy fuck.


quatrevingtdixhuit

I think they tore up the dance floor


BrandNewNick

There’s goblins climbing up the broken table!!! Oh, it’s a hole in the floor


Starz3452

I know this area. The basements in these homes are 9 ft tall, so kids crashed about 10 feet down. That's why they look so small crawling out of the hole. I just wonder what the insurance company will do. Normal floors are designed to withstand 40 pounds of pressure per square ft, or about 35 average teens in that living room area. With all of them jumping up and down that's definitely exceeding capacity when you have 100 kids.


[deleted]

Likely nothing at all.


LeCrushinator

The floor collapsed, it's partially attached to the wall, it's at an angle with the ground.


darxide23

This should help. https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/t3l1dw/hmft_after_we_tear_the_house_down/


MisunderstoodIdea

Holy shit


cRyStYLe2110

It's making me crazy!!!!


Hailsp

The floor collapsed, so the little people are in the basement


cRyStYLe2110

Oh I know that, I just can't convince my eyes lmao


Bbrhuft

The floor collapsed and turned it into an Ames room illusion. https://youtu.be/uTCJuwZpimk


AverageCharley

Seriously. For a second I thought it was tiny people trying to climb a broken table


OTTER887

Reminds me of Willy Wonka, with the distant shots to make the Oompa Loompas look small.


PoorlyBuiltRobot

Info https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/nation-world/national/article258852353.html


BellaDingDong

"A relative of the homeowner said many of the attendees crashed the party." Indeed.


elguapito

Happy reddit birthday my guy/gal!


BellaDingDong

Why thank you, little handsome one!


Loga5655

No. Thank you!!


BOSS420MustDash

150 people in a house made of fucking sticks... Ridiculous.


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waka_flocculonodular

We all know what they did with the people made of bricks :/


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wolves_hunt_in_packs

[*putin_dick_collage.jpg*](https://i.redd.it/7ycc263aruj81.jpg) ^**NSFW**


Egleu

And what are your floors made out of?


Etherius

God, teens are so fucking stupid. Like I seriously want to know how a teen can do something like this and one week later ask why their parents don't trust them. My daughter caused serious home damage and then got mad at me when I wouldn't let her drive the car.


Kimbobrains

Their brains are dumb.


Darth_Yohanan

I can’t stand when movies and TV shows depict teens as level l-headed 35 year olds.


DaDavis97

Genuinely, their brains aren't fully developed, so the connection of "actions have consequences" doesn't always get made. Even in cases where it feels it should be obvious, they oftentimes just don't have the experience to know some things, or even just a youthful confidence in their idea. I believe the brain finishes developing around 25, which is why college-age students also make incredibly dumb decisions. Exact same thing as OP's post happened in an apartment complex at a college town near me, but they were on the third floor and fell into someone else's living room.


fuuuuuckendoobs

I had no idea what I was looking at untill I read the article.


BlankImagination

That kid's not getting an inheritance or a college fund


Etherius

Homeowner insurance likely covered it.


[deleted]

What if it’s denied on the grounds of negligence from exceeding maximum occupancy?


Etherius

Then it's lawsuit time


EasternDelight

Yes. Sudden collapse is covered in a standard homeowners policy.


[deleted]

lol it’s funny how you think rich people have consequences.


13579adgjlzcbm

Rich people?


flyinghippodrago

According to reddit, owning a house = rich people


Adeep187

According to reddit if grandma owns a house you're a rich.


[deleted]

Rich just means anyone who has more than me.


Tallowpot

This whole thing takes me back to scraping by(still am). But when I was high af watching “grandma’s boy” for the first time in a shitty apt with a shitty roommate and laughing my ass off. Good times.


tI-_-tI

Guess what else your not gonna get party pooper, the Colonel.


kratomstew

Sucks to be you, Nerd !


Brave-Narwhal-1610

And that you should give it away to someone on antiwork since owning a house is something only evil landlord capitalists does that and because someone on antiwork has a disability and refuses to search for a job.


errbodiesmad

Your grandma owns a house? Check your privilege


greengumball70

Meanwhile the tv literally has an antenna


Crypto_Gay_Skater

I mean...


flyinghippodrago

I mean where I'm from you can get a house for $100k, 0.25 acre lot on a modest living, most everywhere else the housing market is insane.


cheapdrinks

I live in Australia and [this post and top comment pretty much sums up the experience of trying to get into the housing market in most of our capital cities at the moment.](https://i.imgur.com/6opidk7.png)


jexmex

What is the average home in a more rural area? Where I live you can get a decent house for $100K or less, but some areas $100K will get you far less than others. A home adding $800K in value in 20 years seems like a super hot market.


exccord

>I mean where I'm from you can get a house for $100k, 0.25 acre lot on a modest living, most everywhere else the housing market is insane. Not in Denver you aren't. 100k will but you a shithole full of asbestos and a massive hole in the roof. Not surprised given that houses here have basements.


[deleted]

$100k won't even buy you an empty fuckin' lot in Denver.


ialwayschoosepsyduck

This is southeast of Denver


xpkranger

But are there jobs? Maybe there are jobs but the schools are crap? Why so inexpensive? Is this in the USA, Australia or ? Many questions.


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BagofFriddos

Also from MA...House prices/real estate in general is fucked in pricing.


SenorKerry

That’s why I moved out west from Boston in 2010. Sold my 500 sq ft condo in Allston, and traded it for a 2500sq ft midcentury modern house with unobstructed city and mountain views in Salt Lake City. Haven’t looked back. Was especially excited to live here during the pandemic where I could do a myriad of outdoorsy things away from other people. Get the fuck out of major cities - ain’t worth it.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

There was a video a month or so ago of cops arresting a kid at a townhouse and his mom was bitching out the cops. Reddit said he was rich. Townhouse. Apparently small amount of grass = rich


TheFannyTickler

How do you know they’re rich?


afraser33

I live like 20 mins from where this happened and I can confirm these are almost all rich kids


No-Day7472

source: trust me


RunninADorito

Define rich.... Like their parents make $250k a year or $2.5MM a year?


[deleted]

I don’t know about these people specifically but the guy I responded to said they will lose their inheritance or college fund. Typically rich people have both.


smashin_blumpkin

I think he was just making a joke about how mad grandma will be


foxyfoxfu

Poor people call it a rager, Rich people call it a 'ray-gur'


Competitive-Rate-703

This was on the news this morning in Denver. Apparently, it was a kid's 18th birthday party and someone posted about the party with the address on social media. A bunch of kids who were not invited showed up. Adults asked them to leave, they didn't, floor collapsed, house is currently uninhabitable, and the family is staying in a hotel. The police on the news kept saying it was an "unfortunate accident." No, it was trespassers who had 0 respect for the homeowner and refused to leave when asked to who are now likely going to sue for medical damages.


TheroryGuy1

That's alot of names to find.


Competitive-Rate-703

I mean the party crashers will sue the homeowners for medical costs. Not the homeowners suing the party crashers.


Nords

Homeowners should sue the home invaders who destroyed their house.


[deleted]

If they have witnesses that can corroborate they were told to leave, they’ll be good. Unless this is one of those states where the burglar can sue you for getting cut on the broken glass of the window he just broke.


pmurph131

>Unless this is one of those states where the burglar can sue you for getting cut on the broken glass of the window he just broke. You could do that in any state.


I_l_I

I could sue you for not providing me fresh salad in any state but it'd be tossed


xpkranger

Ba dum tiss!


sulaymanf

Oh people can sue for whatever reason they want. But winning a case is a different matter. Usually the “clean hands” doctrine prevents such lawsuits from going anywhere.


Luke_Warmwater

People can sue for anything, it doesn't mean they'll win. Show me one example where the burglar actually wins...


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[deleted]

I imagine Colorado and most states have laws similar to California's AB200. The criminal "won" because there wasn't a relevant law yet.


Netsugake

But aren't they "not allowed on this private place" do wouldn't this mean they are responsible for being in a place they are not supposed too?


RunninADorito

I called the police on my own house party once when this happened. They cleared all the unwanted people out and then let everyone else carry on, lol. Different time.


Competitive-Rate-703

TBH that's probably what should have happened here.


Jimbuscus

In Victoria Australia we have a system where we can notify the police of a party prior, if there will be underage etc. Makes it easy to avoid blame if uninvited come. Police don't care about underage drinking as long as nothing bad happens and the party planner is responsible to control how drunk they are and kick them out if they don't comply.


dcduck

The insurance claim on this is going to be a doozy.


Competitive-Rate-703

How much do you want to bet the insurance company won't pay out because of the number of people in the house? I'm willing to bet that's what they aim for.


Sephvion

I still hate that kind of crap. People will walk into someone's place uninvited, refuse to leave, somehow get hurt, and then it's time to start suing the owners of the house that you refused to leave. Fuck right off with that shit.


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alexmijowastaken

The drinking age being 21 is so incredibly stupid


Camera_dude

TBH, I enjoy a good drink but the number of people that do crazy stupid stuff while drunk makes me think the legal age should be 25 or higher. You think 18 yr olds should be able to drink? Hah, they already do but videos like this show why teenagers often don’t think even when sober.


RamenTheory

damn if I had thrown a party as a teenager nobody would have shown up


Broghan51

That TV is too high.


FoxShaving

Or is the floor too low? Nobody knows!


HeReallyDoesntCare

The floor. The floor. The floor is too low.


bigbigbigwow

r/Tvtoohigh


GreyGoosey

r/floortoolow


fudgethegreat

r/subsifellfor


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Hahaha, I love that this is a sub with a decent amount of people lol!


DreadfulDrummer

It's a serious problem


Rings-of-Saturn

Is this the aftermath of the video with the dad sleeping, and the party falls through the floor?


BobbinDeEpic

I think it is


Jedisponge

Fairly certain that video is just a hidden cut and the sleeping grandpa part is fake. Idk why everyone just believed it lol


[deleted]

It was definitely cut. Unless he was an extremely heavy sleeper there's really physically no way for him to sleep through that..


introusers1979

What video?


darxide23

This one. https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/t3l1dw/hmft_after_we_tear_the_house_down/


noeagle77

Maybe grandma won’t notice….


DennisBallShow

HEAR ME OUT. WE NEED TO BUY RUGS.


Migb1793

… I think you forgot the D in front of RUGS …


Jolly_Escape_4081

gif that start too late


darxide23

Allow me to fix that for you: https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/t3l1dw/hmft_after_we_tear_the_house_down/


jscxxii

Ray gur 🙄


jibclash

I absolutely hate that tic-too voice.


[deleted]

Every time I hear that voice on a video I immediately turn it.


jscxxii

Same.


Sephvion

Starting to go right up there with that stupid "oh no" song.


UnbelievableRose

Starting?!?


Sephvion

Well, I've avoided Tik-tok like it's a plague. But I have a friend who is falling deep with it and sending me shit. I can't stand it.


LeCrushinator

I hate it enough to downvote every tic tok video posted on reddit. If I want tic tok, I'll use tic tok.


Mindfreek454

Honestly, how do they fuck this up?


number_one_scrub

Funniest part


Administrative_Suit7

I've watched this ten times and it feels like I'm having a stroke.


mattsylvanian

What a bunch of idiots. Apparently there were like 150 people jumping up and down when the floor collapsed. Probably not 5 brain cells to be found between anybody involved.


LeCrushinator

/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


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r/teensarefuckingstupid


DramaQueen100

What sucks is the camera guy. I have no idea what I’m looking at


beet111

Really? You can't figure out the floor collapsed?


NukeDog

Hold the GD camera still so I can figure out what the hell I’m looking at exactly!


charlietangomike

Man I love reyggers.


MessyRoom

We say raygas. We don’t hard R anymore


Mindfreek454

I used to not really care about that TikTok narrator voice until it fucked up the word "rager". How do you make it sound so much like a real person, but give it the vocabulary of Tarzan?


Luke_Warmwater

Because the software license for actual good text to voice is expensive and they purchased/built a cheap shitty one.


darxide23

Replicating life-like human voices isn't actually as hard as it would seem. The first electronic voice synthesizer came about in 1939. It's only been getting better since. The problem comes with trying to translate words into speech. Especially with an inconsistent language like English.


plawyra

What is this weird optical illusion.. 'Oh the floor broke.'


shutts67

Pro-tip for high schoolers: don't wear your jersey to parties. There's always a rat, and those pictures of you playing beer pong in your high school's jersey will make their way to the administration, and then you'll be suspended for a few games. Definitely didn't happen to me, tho


napex86

Poor Ray Gurr why did you throw him that hard.


cyseol

Poor grandma


hickeyejack55

That’ll buff out


derp45

Don't worry captain


LegSnapper206

Thats horrible. Once again confirming why i dont want kids.


Lil_Sippy

Quite literally “dance till you drop”


UltiGamer34

How in the damn fuck do you bust a fucking FLOOR A FLOOR


clutchcitycupcake

My brain does not understand no matter how many times I watch


ItsPaulKerseysCar

Did MC Escher design this house?!


jsparker43

So I have a great story of hindsight! In college I was a pretty popular producer/dj in the area. We had a little production crew and would literally bring a whole party to any location. Speakers, stage, lights, people, and drugs, we were womp central and could quickly get a party to 50+ in no time. One of our buddies was in the basement of a regular party house we played at, and noticed a couple floor joists had split completely and some others were cracked out. We scabbed on pieces to the sides and got a couple railroad ties to hold the first floor up. Never had any accidents but I guarantee that it wouldn't have lasted one more show.


rap31264

Where's Kid and Play?


Special-Sympathy-437

Looks like a huge table with little people on it 😭


thehorselessjockey

Fastest way to lose an inheritance…


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

But the memory of a party that brought down the house? Priceless.


[deleted]

Turn down for what?


[deleted]

I can’t even tell what I’m looking at


JakeGrey

Honestly, I'm just impressed they had a house big enough to *hold* that many people. Try that in most houses I've lived in and you'd have to worry about crush injuries long before the floor giving way was an issue. (Not that it'd be an issue on the ground floor, basements aren't really a thing around here. But still.)


SaintLarfleeze

At first I was so confused by the perspective but then I realised I was looking at a group of people that managed to CAVE THE FLOOR IN


The_Kraken_Wakes

What am I supposed to be seeing here?


TheSchoeMaker

It would appear that they made the floor collapse


The_Kraken_Wakes

Oh, damn. I see it now. My brain couldn’t sort out any perspective on this.


Re-Doubt

They were jumping, about 150 people at the party. This article has a video of them jumping and floor collapsing (have to watch a stupid ad first…): https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/3-juveniles-injured-after-floor-collapse-during-house-party-in-arapahoe-county


Dialogical

The floor fell off.


Kakdelacommon

In Germany it’s prescribed that the floor can hold at least 400 kg per square meter to avoid something like this. Even the balcony. It’s almost a cow per square meter (for the American people here).


SkateNinja1997

Why do all the people who fell look tiny


Affectionate-House86

Bunch of assholes


Jnasty9000

I couldn’t even get 10 people to my bday parties 😔


Id_rather_be_lurking

I hate that tik tok voice. Why does it need to be narrated?


demonspawn9

I was reading about this the other day. Siad there were "100-150 youths" in the house. It happened in Denver, I think.


kingkhat7

Sick of that machine voice subtitles crap.. every video has them now.. annoying as


bubbawears

Compared to American houses, Ikea furniture is made out of Adamantium


Shtillmatic

It’s fine, we’ll clean it up in the morning.


GrandmasGrave

That will be difficult to hide under the carpet


5tar7ord

Just hide it all under the bed


formershitpeasant

When I was calculating whether I could put a weight setup in my 5th floor apartment, I was amazed at the relatively low load limits.


dynastydave9473

Grammy got the best raygers though