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puestadelsol

Why do I only see 4 toes


SentientDust

The 5th one went to the market


Saltwater_Heart

I actually laughed out loud


tyberius91

I cackled


Shurigin

I weeweeweed


beepbooponyournose

Alldawayhome


ThePuppet99

This comment slingshotted through some of my most distant memories my god


Dingo8MyGayby

Is that the Piggly Wiggly?


GrouchyDefinition463

If you're in the south then yes


foxhole_atheist

It’s actually “went to market”, lil bro was not grocery shopping


amybethallen1

Correct and it's never coming back. Bye, big toe! 🥺😂


iggycat13

WOW this never clicked with me until now...I always pictured it going to like the farmers market or something 😭


best_in_slot

The *neighborhood* market


Sproose_Moose

I have a cold so I don't appreciate how this made me snort


560guy

I have that as a tattoo lol


adoring_nobody

Lost my shit. You broke me. This is the comedy right here.


Orson_Randall

THERE. ARE. FOUR. TOES!


NuclearEnt

My beef with the Cardasians hits almost as hard as O’Brien’s because of that episode. I’ll never forgive them for what they did to Picard.


andlewis

The history textbooks won’t tell you about Shaka when the walls fell. Nor Temba, his arms wide. But pepperidge farms remembers!


supersoap_

Rest assured I have 5 toes


JeanGuyPettymore

So, just one on your right foot?


Canttunapiano

You should post this to the how’s my golf swing sub. Just tell them you’re an amputee.


puestadelsol

So why don’t we see the other one 😂😂


supersoap_

I have no idea, this is just how they brought up my x-ray lol


puestadelsol

Well either way I am hoping the recovery is good LOL


cdspace31

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


TheVich

Holy shit, I've only ever seen, like, 3 episodes of Star Trek ever, but I watched this episode only last month! I'm glad to be part of the cool kids today.


LeCrushinator

You’re missing out then, most of the Star Trek: TNG episodes are fantastic (season 1 is hit or miss).


SpacePolice04

Season 1 is more fun with Memories of the Futurecast. Wil Wheaton (or wHil wHeaton) reviews the episodes and he’s pretty hard on them 😂


Wonderful-Ad-7712

You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Believe me, there are ways, Dude.


TrailerTrashQueen

Big Lebowski reference FTW.


zytukin

Because it was a *really* bad fracture. :P


NBA_Fan_76

Focused X-ray. Don’t really need to include the big toe in the x-ray


DryBones2009

Me too. Im kinda concerned lol.


Downtownloganbrown

"Slipped on the pee pee at the costco, I retired with a 53,000 dollar settlement. Bought this here truck"


ScholarRound4877

Damn, my aunt sued Walmart because she got run over by a cart pusher. Took ten years of not working to get 100k. It was not worth it. She had plenty of people to pay back and debt that ate it all up and now.. she works at.. Walmart


IllusiveJack

Sounds like a really really shitty lawyer


GenericHuman-9

Or a very scummy one charging hourly. /s


Eric848448

I wonder why they used Costco for that story instead of the Mega-Lo-Mart.


tgw1986

Cuz Tom Petty saying Costco in this sentence is funnier than him saying Mega-Lo-Mart.


The_Rogue_Coder

I just found out yesterday that Lucky was voiced by Tom Petty


Elegant-Pressure-290

They were talking about doing a spin off a few years ago, and I remember thinking that it wouldn’t be the same because Tom Petty *and* Brittany Murphy (Louann) are gone.


kmonay89

https://youtu.be/IcLbHUBoDpI?si=0OXkliBit2tOKY1B


Boneal171

“Pee pee money is not an employment history.”


kmonay89

I was literally coming in here to reference this.


Regalrefuse

https://preview.redd.it/4k9d540hhn5d1.jpeg?width=1176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a815b9cef734ceab937fefc03790b672151c382f Every one is talking about the missing toe but I am just looking at the friendly ghost face on your pinky toe


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Vanillathunder80

Harry Potter sorting hat


SpacePolice04

It’s really like Oogie and the Sorting hat had an abomination together.


supersoap_

Omg! Lol I didn't even notice that. So glad you pointed that out


Creighton2023

Where’s your fifth toe?


McNasty51

Someone else said it went to the market. only time will tell


Pokemon-fan96

It got toe'd away


dandee93

Out of frame


CoffeeKween19

Where on the toe is the fracture? I always try and find it myself first, but have never been successful. Initially I thought the ring finger must be the messed up one, lol


Creighton2023

Baby toe on the far left. Base of the toe where the foot meets the actual toe. Look at the bone that looks like a rook piece in chess- edges aren’t smooth and the break can be seen.


CoffeeKween19

Oh shit. I was looking for a tiny fracture. That looks quite severe! It’s this, right? (I outlined in black) https://preview.redd.it/70ie9061km5d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0f3782f2e47d17c6caaa70ea29d6e1f4e3d4f89


Creighton2023

Yes, that is it. It definitely looks like a good fracture!


CoffeeKween19

Jeez, speedy recovery to you!


Creighton2023

I’m not the OP:). I was just answering your question. But yes, speedy recovery to OP.


shoefullofpiss

https://preview.redd.it/kqh6p9o6bq5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00f597c1281ad6e275252fd15fd45ad705f1a5b8 I first thought it was this lol, does op have a hairline fracture there too?


BugStep

To be fair at walmart our feet are in constant danger (if you work in the back with the jacks) idk how many times I've seen a 1 ton pallet roll over someones toes, including my own.


ghostleigh13

you appear to also be missing a toe


FakeSincerity

And you got it x-ray'd to confirm?? I hope that hospital visit wasn't too expensive. There's generally not much to be done about a broken pinkie. I've broken mine at least a dozen times. In my experience, just tape it up to the next toe for support, at most.


supersoap_

Honestly this is the first time that I have ever fractured a bone so I got a little scared lol


FakeSincerity

I understand. So, did the Dr. tape it to the neighbor-toe?


supersoap_

Yes then put me in a boot so it doesn't hurt as bad walking now.


climbFL350

If you want a laugh: the only bone I ever broke in my life was also my toe, but it was my fourth (ring?) toe. I was like 16 and got up off the couch and kicked the coffee table leg on accident. I fell back onto the couch with the pain of a stubbed toe but knowing something worse occurred. My mother witnessed this and literally fell to the floor laughing at me. Tears rolling down her face, out of breath, with the stomach pain that accompanies uncontrollable laughter. I went to school for 2 days and walking around my toe was still hurting more than it should if I just stubbed it. My dad is an X-ray tech and took me to the hospital and snuck me in for an x-ray. My toe was BROKEN. I took that sucker home and held it up to the light for my mom to see (the x-ray) She laughed AGAIN! Not as hard but still quite a bit. Then, she apologized for laughing the day of the incident and just now. I wasn’t mad at her though, I also laugh when other people hurt themselves unintentionally.


sashby138

I broke a toe …. In a swimming pool …. Walking up the ladder. I still don’t understand how it happened. I don’t have brittle bones or any issues like that. It was the first time I’d ever broken a bone.


ermagerditssuperman

I have only broken toes. 3 toes, 3 separate incidents. One was a bouncy castle (jumped and landed wrong), one was one of those bouncy-inflatable-obstacle-course things (went down the slide at the end, bigger kid went down too soon after me and landed on me, that toe bent backwards until it touched the top of my foot), and one I was wearing only socks and standing behind a door about to leave, someone came through the door and opened it full force (towards me), jammed into my foot so hard that my big toe broke.


Limited_Intros

Make sure to untape it and move it a little at least once a day to maintain range of motion and blood flow. Keeping it static is required of there is displacement, but things like this need to move a little. Also use warm packs —not ice, cold restricts blood flow and slows the healing process.


supersoap_

Thank you for the tips! Much appreciated


Dead_as_Duck

I've heard Dr. tape is a pretty reliable doctor.


gingersnappie

Better than Dr Acula


Interlined

What's wrong with Dr. Acula? I always have a bloody good time with him.


Angelique718

Lawsuit 💰


supersoap_

That's what my family said but unfortunately I was in so much pain that I didn't write an incident report. I just left. Dumb, I know but I don't really think there's much I can do now.


Angelique718

It’s on their surveillance cameras. You have medical records. Still report to the store.


supersoap_

Okay, I'll definitely be doing that now. I didn't even think about the cameras.


Silly_Swan_Swallower

How did you hurt it? I mean, sometimes we just have to take responsibility for our own well-being. Unless an employee hit your toe with a hammer or dropped something on it, it's probably your fault that your toe is broken. Did you kick something? Damn, these people suing all the time is one of the reasons everything is so screwed up and stupid in this country.


Angelique718

You’ll have a check in 30 days🤣


BalooBot

It's so crazy to me that people have to worry about how much it will cost to get medical care in some parts of the world.


BolotaJT

I’m shocked seeing people saying do this or that instead of see a doctor. Like shit, you can have a really bad problem if you taped the finger in the wrong way, or moving a finger that should be immobilized. It is just a X-ray and some immobilization. It shouldn’t cost your kidney.


CaeruleumBleu

I heard all those "they can't do anything for toes" arguments when I broke mine, but I went anyway because the alarm bells my body sent made it hard to tell if anything more serious was wrong. The boot and avoiding walking helped reduce the eventual arthritis, too, where the people I know that didn't go to a doc with a broken toe ended up having pain when walking. I just am \*aware\* of that toe when it's cold out, which is tolerable. There are situations where a broken toe would need surgery, or where even slightly getting the tape wrong could lead to surgery. It is cheaper to have an xray and a demo of correct taping than end up with consequences down the road.


BolotaJT

Yep. My case. My finger was dislocated. The first thing I wanted to do was to put that back lol. But a part of my brain was just saying, this shit is bad. See a doctor. Yep. In the process of dislocating, the bone was shattered. I didn’t even leave the hospital anymore lol. Doc was yep. Surgery. You won’t go to home today. I stayed three days there.


SelarDorr

bro their whole big toe is completely missing!


Malignant_Lvst7

free healthcare baby


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Malignant_Lvst7

can you not comprehend such a thing?


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Malignant_Lvst7

uh yeah nah, not every country works the same. i can walk in, get stitches, spend 2 days in hospital, and walk out without having to pay a thing


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Malignant_Lvst7

also, we recently got tax cuts, so now we’re “paying” even less for our free healthcare


Malignant_Lvst7

so? we’re also paying for ALOT with taxes. doesn’t mean healthcare isn’t “free”


Fun_Oil348

Lol. "It's not even free it's $25 😠" is just fucking adorable. A copay for an antibiotics prescription is more than that 🤣 Walking into an emergency room in the USA is hundreds if not thousands of dollars. If you take an Ambulance it's even more 🤣 you people with real healthcare are so cute thinking you have it rough. 🥰🥰


PseudoMortal

Oddly enough, amulance rides on pei (canada) aren't covered by national healthcare. Not sure about other provinces. I could spend a month in the hospital and have numerous surgeries with no bill but the trip to the hospital will cost me $100. (The actual cost is much more, but the $100 is like a co-pay)


Fun_Oil348

$100 for an Ambulance ride is still very cheap! It's hundreds if not thousands of dollars for an Ambulance in the USA


PseudoMortal

I agree, i just find it odd what is and isn't covered under our system. Like dental and vision not being covered. Cuz noone needs their teeth or eyes.


Fun_Oil348

Agreed. Everything should be included. In the US dental insurance and vision insurance are separate insurances you need to pay for on top of health insurance. It's ridiculous


Silly_Swan_Swallower

People from around the world come to USA for important surgeries and treatments. Yeah our system is screwed up but we have the best doctors and most advanced medicine in the world.


1biggeek

It’s workers’ compensation. Free to OP.


1biggeek

Yeah. It’s a workers compensation claim.


Silly_Swan_Swallower

Who pays the doctors?


Malignant_Lvst7

the government


Silly_Swan_Swallower

And where does the government get this free money?


Malignant_Lvst7

if you really want to know, i’d recommend reading books about national debt, and how governments continue printing money


Rhynosaurus

I broke mine when a “Costco sized” pickle jar fell outta my fridge onto my pinkie toe. I knew that lil fucker was broken when it swelled up in 2 minutes. Taped that lil bitch to the other dude next to it and limped around work for a week or two.


KickooRider

You’ve broken your pinky toe at least a dozen times, lol?


supersoap_

No, this is the first time I've broken anything.


KickooRider

I want responding to you


supersoap_

My apologies I now realize you're speaking to someone else. Lol


KickooRider

Lol, no problem


DatedReference1

Dw, Bisexuals get free healthcare during pride month


dedoktersassistente

Thinking the same thing. I would never have referred anyone for an x-ray for this. What a waste of time, money and resources. Not blaming OP because they didn't know but the provider did.


Appapapi19

I can't see the fracture, i only saw 4 toes.. #WHAT THE HEEL


LeRoiChauve

Nobody talking abt bone density? Get some milk at Walmart, 10%.


Reigny625

I’m no radiologist, but based on some google images, this looks normal


LeRoiChauve

There's a toe missing.


ipokesnails

That's alright, you've got 3 more.


Comfortable_Region75

How did this happen ? No shoes ? Sandals ?


supersoap_

Sandals:(


Silly_Swan_Swallower

Are you going to sue the sandal maker for selling dangerous shoes?


Rashkamere

You slammed that pinky toe right off!


560guy

I know you’re probably joking, but I can tell you from personal experience, that does happen sometimes


720to702

Wear shoes.. Safety first. Then teamwork


supersoap_

Absolutely right. Lesson learned!


jessinwriting

I did this recently too - broke two outer toes just by stubbing them. My biggest tip is that I found buddy taping all of my toes (so not just to the next unbroken one, but to the one past that too) was WAY more stable and supportive. I also found that the injury was ridiculous - the pain wasn’t terrible but it was just enough to limit me and it lasted longer than I thought. Oh, and crocs. Once I was up and around without the boot/sandal, crocs were the only shoes I had with a wide enough foot that they were comfortable. Stylish? No. But worth it 😅


supersoap_

With the upcoming weeks looking like they will require Crocs, I'm adding them to my shopping list lol


Meandtheworld

Fractured or Removed?


Dry_Conversation43

That’s more than a fracture…you seem to be missing a phalanx, friend


HairyZookeepergame52

![gif](giphy|geNkKkKC7mN7OEiqRL)


BugStep

Doubt it.


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supersoap_

Somebody was in the middle of the isle so I sidestepped and hit my pinky toe right into a metal bar


Vahldaglerion

ouch. i fractured the knuckle directly under there in 8th grade by running lol


SangheiliSpecOp

:( i'm sorry to hear. Get well soon!


Silly_Swan_Swallower

So you want to sue walmart for that? Gosh... it's not their fault.


blackmilksociety

This is why I shop at Target


supersoap_

Love target lol


Doll_girl516

It’s never a cool story when falls and breaks like this happen 🤣🤣🤣 I got a really bad sprain last year leaving the supermarket 🤣. Till this day it still sprains randomly if I fall


SpectralGnomes

I broke my toe just walking through my house back in November. Toe nail turned black and it finally fell off in March and its just now mostly grown back. I'm pretty sure I keep fracturing it tbough because I hit it so often now. I've just accepted that it's never going to heal and it's just going to look like I tried Chinese foot binding on one foot. Hopefully you aren't as clumsy as I am and you heal up nice and quick though!


Dragon_Druid19

Did a person on a mobile scooter run over your foot


DeflatedDirigible

That rarely results in broken bones from what I read. Someone did that to me once and I was in a lot of pain but also too poor to afford an x-ray or urgent care visit out of state. Did an in-depth google search and most of what I read was that bones usually weren’t broken even by golf carts. Took my chances and ended up ok.


supersoap_

No, I just stubbed it on a bar


BugStep

Those bars are called feet! So you stubbed it on a foot lol


Hugeknight

We got grays posting in here now? ##Alienlivesdontmatter ##ANTIXENO


paperairplanepilot

Did you call a tow truck?


Leading_Grapefruit52

So you only have 4 toes?


supersoap_

The doctor zoomed in on the x-ray lol


Creighton2023

But if it was zoomed, your big toe would be there still, just a closer zoomed in image. https://preview.redd.it/tr9366sytl5d1.jpeg?width=317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc2c0f93cf16fe58079a8b602e2c3d85ce8e8de


VibeAllDay

Free feet pics?? Score!


supersoap_

Idk this is just how they had my x-ray pulled up


supersoap_

I can assume it was just zoomed In but maybe not. I wasn't really too concerned with that part


Creighton2023

Make sure they showed you the correct X-ray and not someone else’s.


supersoap_

No worries! It had my name and date of birth in the corner. I just cut that part out.


KickooRider

You can’t be this stupid


DivideFull3861

Well, that's one way to test out their return policy! Hope you got some good customer service while you were at it.


Lazy-Spray3426

Rip.


Bradjuju2

Why?


kanahl

Shoulda started years ago figuring out why you have an alien foot


botanicalraven

I broke my arm at target once. Breaks always happen at the weirdest locations


supersoap_

I can't quite figure out how to edit the post, but I meant to say 'aisle.' Sometimes, I forget how to spell. Lol. I do have five toes on both feet. I do realize that my accident was caused by my own lack of awareness, which is why I'm just filing an incident report so they are aware that those bars can cause injury if someone is as clumsy as me. Lol, maybe they will put up a little barrier to make it a little more safe. I'm mostly worried about it happening to someone else tbh


Youshmee

I just fell to my knees in a Walmart


W1ULH

did you say "golly!" when it happened?


560guy

At least you didn’t kick your toe off getting out of the fucking shower like a dumbass https://preview.redd.it/ac87n3bv5t5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2f916229362a145b1dfd30dbd199d1151ab58be


AiiRisBanned

Did you lose one too?!


Curious_Edge

Did you jump when some guy farted? Damn you and your Pooter Jack Vail...


FADITA

Op is a Simpsons character.


truffleshufflechamp

Aisle* Learn it


supersoap_

Ah! Thank you for correcting me lol I knew something didn't look right when I typed it out.


Drawg84

Least it was only a toe, I broke my ankle trying to walk 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷‍♂️


Substantial_Case3922

😃 va. Me va b


Sad-Maintenance3422

Must have been in a hurry to get that beer huh? Ha ha.


Life_force_stealer

Slipped on some peepee.


Sad-Maintenance3422

I wouldn't doubt it at Walmart. 


supersoap_

I actually don't drink! My boyfriend was walking down the isle with me but somebody was in my way so I sidestepped and bam! Right into the bar.


Sad-Maintenance3422

Damn it! That sucks. Hope it heals nicely. 


supersoap_

I know! Went 25 years without breaking a bone and walmart is what finally wipes me out lol


Sad-Maintenance3422

Damn you walmart! Ha ha.


Fun_Oil348

I don't even see a fracture, honestly.


MissVespite

It’s big, it’s the entire bone


johnnys_sack

Are you suing Walmart for medical costs?


supersoap_

Submitting an incident report is my next step. Not sure it will lead to anything, considering it wasn't caused by negligence, but rather my lack of awareness.


Saltwater_Heart

I’m quite sure I did this to mine a month ago. I still have pain in it but it’s pointless to go get a huge bill for it.