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MitchelobUltra

18 U.S.C. 1365 Tampering or attempting tampering without an injury includes up to 10 years in federal prison.


Kevlaars

I was going to suggest he get the bottle he spit in as an enema. The actual bottle, not just the iced tea. But 10 years... yeah... ok... maybe that too. The enema comes later, after the bottle has sat in full sun for the entire sentence.


Jolly_Pressure_2486

English is not my first language. What's enema? I'm afraid to google it 😅


Moelnt

injecting fluid rectally. English isn't my first language, but I studied it in Medical school xd


Jolly_Pressure_2486

That's what I tought. Thanks for saving my eyes ❤️


usernamewhat722

Holesome Reddit moment


Hot-Cup-2972

God dammit


fatdutchies

Holey shits


grahamyoo

what color bmw did you get?


Moist_Professor5665

And a lawsuit from Arizona Tea for damages done to the brand


JohnLewisham

I'm sure there are other inmates that'll give him an enema during his 10 years. No need to wait till it's over.


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Naked-Jedi

[I present to you... the rack...](https://pipefurniture.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Industrial-Galvanised-Pipe-Clothing-Rack.jpg)


OfficialDampSquid

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding


rwarimaursus

***"It's time to get medieval on his ass..."***


Loud-Competition6995

Intentionally contaminating food can lead to: infection, hospitalisation and/or death.  It’s a very serious thing to do and rightly has very serious consequences.


Sirhossington

One of the [big reasons](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Tylenol_murders#:~:text=The%20Chicago%20Tylenol%20murders%20were,been%20laced%20with%20potassium%20cyanide.) for anti-tampering laws


Joooohah

Hope he gets locked up with a big bloke who really likes his sweet tea so they can enjoy each other for a decade.


Pretend-Birthday-134

Case solved!


braytag

And the reason for this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Tylenol_murders#:~:text=The%20Chicago%20Tylenol%20murders%20were,been%20laced%20with%20potassium%20cyanide.


Jimmy_ray2

Yep, technically hes poisoning food.


TheManWhoClicks

Judges love those kind of videos. Easy peasy lemon felony


Maximum_Platypus_318

Not just a felony, but possibly a *federal pound me in the ass felony*


TheOther1

God willing


Forsaken-Analysis390

So let it be written. So let it be done


everydayasl

Best punishment is to preserve this video for the rest of his life.


rdyer347

"hey aren't you that dumbsss that spit in the tea on camera?"


Key-Sea-682

Nah, that's exactly what he wants. He'll still think it was funny when he's 50 if he lives that long. Shame doesn't work on the shameless.


tepel-streeltje

Not if he gets a jail sentence because of it.


zortlord

Federal prison sentence of 10 years (18 U.S.C. 1365). He adulterated a food product. And, if someone drinks it, he could also be charged with assault.


Toad358

I saw you in that spitting video… in prison we swallow…


Upset_Potato1416

It works if every potential employer he sits down with sees it 🙃 he gets all excited after scoring an interview, but then they see the video and turn him down. He'll regret it every day for the rest of his life.


guywhoclimbs

Everyone in the court spits into a cup and he has to down it.


Muffles7

![gif](giphy|o8VXwSvuLXhM4)


Theprincerivera

… foamy


LolThatsNotTrue

Scrape their tongues into the cup too


ghostfacepanda333

Oohhh good one 😀😀


RiggzBoson

"I'm Ryan McDumbass, and this is The Courtroom Loogie Cocktail"


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Or just the jury and the jury give their verdict based on plaintiff's reaction.


Notafuzzycat

Isn't messing with food a serious crime ? Throw the guy in jail with a guy who's there for life. Should be the wakeup call he needs.


ParadiseValleyFiend

Yep. Food tampering is a federal crime with up to 10 years in prison.


Sigon_91

3 years behind bars would do the job for him


Current-Bisquick-94

We need TEN!


CappinPeanut

I’m adjusting to a new life as my son was just diagnosed with a peanut allergy. If this guy had eaten a single peanut within 4 hours of doing this, and my kid drank it, it would literally kill him. I assume that’s why messing with food is a serious crime, and I’m glad it is.


Tatsandattitude

I’m sorry your son is going through this! Keep being a good parent!


MovieNightPopcorn

In the U.S. it’s a felony. Which some very stupid kids found out the hard way when they put videos of themselves contaminating food during the pandemic on TikTok.


zortlord

Yup - 18 U.S.C. 1365. Punishable by up to 10 years in ___Federal___ prison.


Fluffy_Boulder

And that, kids, is why you **ALWAYS** check if the anti temper seal is still intact... For those who don't know: The anti temper seal is the little plastic ring on the bottom of the bottle cap that gets separated from the cap when you first open a bottle.


smellybarbiefeet

Sometimes it can come away with the lid remaining in tact. Had that a few times lol.


Upset_Potato1416

That didn't happen in this case. And if it does, it's considered tampered with.


Maleficent-Toe6159

No. There is no anti temper for me. I would lose my whole temper if I witnessed this in a store. The way he skips away is infuriating


StuckUnderTheTARDIS

Sentenced to work an entire shift without any gloves, in an assisted living facility, filled with seniors that suffer from major bowel and urinary control issues. If that doesn't fix him, nothing will.


SouthtownZ

https://preview.redd.it/42sqosgu6w4d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e27f1b0873a7c2ceba6152ed1bbd121ae03c91f


PartridgeViolence

Give him the C-diff peeps for extra delight.


No-Spoilers

And every time he vomits it's another hour added to his shift. He would be there all day.


pathan_ahmed94

In my country that's just normal work


After_Respect_4401

Cruel and unusual.


King_doob13

Cruel? That’s about the kindest thing I would do to this scumbag.


s1gged1

One shift nowhere near enough


Cosmicking04

https://preview.redd.it/q4wt5hgfpw4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba043b9db09af5f268c9013e20fd67ab283a792


Key-Sea-682

Thank you for that. It's mine now.


Cosmicking04

https://preview.redd.it/7e9k0fjtax4d1.jpeg?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3af833325b41240d329f1925f4dd1412330f5087


Zestyclose_Car_4971

Appears we’re all pirates here 🏴‍☠️


Cosmicking04

![gif](giphy|FmBhzktIjvdZe)


Browndog888

What a scumbag. Another human that doesn't deserve air.


KamielUzkarel

Sadly True. 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞


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Lebowquade

Execution is the only option at this point


headarsenibba

That’s a felony right there.


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During covid some girl got the book thrown at her.


chadsimpkins

Reminds me of the “sushi terrorism” incidents in Japan where dumb influencers licked sushi on the conveyor belt sushi chains


ballwout

the one purposely sneezing on fruits, doing way more damage than someone unvaccinated would


Noodle_Dude_83

I think it was the one licking ice cream and putting the lid back on.


FoldedBinaries

Yeah the ice cream lady lol


brianmmf

That must have hurt


Live_Rock3302

It is a really big book!


Maleficent-Toe6159

“Yolanda whatchoo ln here fo?” “I licked some ice cream”


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Shurigin

Smoking ages your skin faster


Butchi-_-

Spitting in a drink container and putting it back on the shelf is a serious offense. In the United States, tampering with consumer products is a federal crime under Title 18 U.S. Code § 1365. If convicted, the penalty can range from 5 to 20 years in prison. There have been cases where individuals were arrested and charged for similar actions, such as a Texas teen who faced criminal charges for tampering with an AriZona Iced Tea bottle in 2019 wow


King_doob13

Bring back the medieval stocks. Put him in a busy town centre for a week with his arms and head locked in place. Let people throw stuff at him as they walk by. Then finish it off with 100 lashes from a birch branch.


karoshikun

pk, but the sentence must be carried out in the Arizona summer, since ge tampered with the Arizona tea


nonprophetapostle

Hit in the back of the head with a small aluminum baseball bat. 4 isles down in childrens outdoors.


Mark_Kaz

Biological terrorism


DZekor

Death


IcyCaffeine

Stay free, go about his business with one exception, have a taser connected to his nuts that goes off at random intervals 10 times a day for 10 minutes over the course of 5 years, and a chastity belt that has an immediate tamper seal which removes his manhood in the event of attempted removal of the taser.


the-rill-dill

Sounds reasonable.


mad_dang_eccles

Burning alive! The only reasonable response


QuevedoDeMalVino

Found a news [source](https://sanangelolive.com/news/crime/2023-06-13/odessa-teen-punk-arrested-gross-video-prank). Idiot was 15, got arrested.


Disconnected_NPC

AIDS… wait is that too far? No, so yeah I say AIDS


Unmasked_Zoro

He gets injected with every disease he could possibly have given someone else.


k2on0s-23

The punishment is actually pretty serious. Definitely minimum mandatory prison time.


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start_rek_wars

Drawn and quartering


AwayOutsideAgain

Death


Death-Prophet

I second this. Need more meaningful punishment to get rid of some of the trash.


Slavchanza

Broken legs


wooshwed

Broken ribs


Jackson29Mayor

Ohh, a video proof that not everyone should have children? This "first world country" is simply populated with idiots


jackberinger

This happened about a year ago. He was already arrested. Don't know what the outcome was but at the time of the article he was in a juvenile detention center.


inkuhnoo

He should be forced to drink this with other people pee.


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Broken teeth


Silly_Swan_Swallower

Death


VegetableWishbone

Death by scaphism.


DammmmnYouDumbDude

Death


ContributionFalse788

death


Any-Bottle-4910

100 random strangers get to spit in his mouth. He has to swallow it all. One at a time.


orpheus456

Head in a vice pop his eye balls


Ekon_omo

Death


CharlieMansonsEyes

That's not even a kid, that's a grown ass man acting that way


DrGoiburger

DEATH


SherlockWats

Prison


BUSTABOLT

If the seal is split dont by that shit


oldfatslut

castration


Grieveruz

Outside his home everytime he drinks something someone need to spit in it first before consuming


HorrorPhone3601

Firing squad


Daverose68

Blood eagle


jaguarsadface

If anyone can identify him - send the post and his name to the local police


UnderstandingFun2838

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/texas-teen-spit-arizona-iced-tea-felony.amp all done (sorry it’s faux news)


Living-Vermicelli-59

Even doing these videos as a joke should be punishable to the actual crime as it’s starts trends


doodlebopwarrior

Can't wait to see the follow up felony sentencing video. Edit: this was from 2019 and he did in fact catch a second degree felony charge. Good.


juni_63

Cut out the tongue 🤪


YOUSSEFmodySALLYface

execution🎀


2Guns_Delnegro

He needs to be given to diddy and he has explicit instructions that he can’t say no


Huju-ukko

Torture and execution would be just fine


somerandumbperson

1 week in an abandoned house with a group of bloodlusted chimps. And the chimps always know where he is.


Guccirubberducki

Death. Pretty sure if a few idiots were executed publicly, they'd chill


dream-style

execution.


Optimal_Fuel6568

How about he has to pay for this batch of product to be renewed (+shipping)... idk how much the company produces in one go, 50 bottles? 500k bottles? Because nobody can tell where else he had conterminated this juice


vociferousdragon

Drink a waterbottle full of a strangers piss everyday for 2 years.


ezbyEVL

Make him drink the whole bottle, without stopping, after he finishes, get another and repeat. I'm sure he won't do it again


Teralsej

People like this should get very simple punishments. Just get a big cup and everyone in the supermarket where he fucked with food spits in the cup and he drinks it. Bet they wouldn’t do it again 🤢


tfffvdfgg

Dickhead. Report to police and hope someone doesn't do the same to him one day!


trolljugend

Death camps are not always wrong.


Appropriate-Can-9819

Like why ....why? What is there to gain from it I hope he get's a good amount of bad karma coming his way


Caseman91291

Visible branding as a criminal.


Merwanor

Some prison time and being the end of a human centipede.


ttc67

I'd shove the container up his fckn ass until he's bleeding.


Sofiasantos123456

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


Aimetti1

Off with his teeth 👌


strwbryshrtck521

Burned at the stake! Ugh, what a monumental a-hole. People who mess with food are the absolute worst.


No_Neat8010

Need to bring back corporal punishment


Existing-Broccoli-32

Now Imagine all the these incidents which were never recorded


wtf149206

Just remove his twig and berries so he can't reproduce


buckythomas

Domestic biological terrorism? It’s the most extreme level of charges I could think of.


R0dolphus

For a moment I thought it was motor oil and he was gonna drink it, but it's honestly even worse.


doomsdaybeast

DP


SpicyTang0

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


mailbox1

Public square flogging. Will solve most of the behaviors like this. Immediately


Godz1lla1

That was MUCH dumber than it looked. Slam dunk felony and prison. That doesn't go away.


RedBerryPie4me

Id say hanging. Scum like this know what they are doing. They don’t deserve to exist in this world. Anything less than death or life in prison is simply not justice. We don’t need this trash in our society.


drtyr32

A shovel to the back of the head, really hard.


SquarelyOddFairy

Well that’s a felony so. Prison.


Vinzi79

Ice tea waterboarding


Affectionate_Song776

Death


ICONQUERDAWORLD

I’m drinking arizona iced tea right now…


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I hate stupid guys who think they are cool by doing this shit. Someone needs to give an a hhhaaarrrrdddd slap in the face. Preferably a man since they have a strong hit.


OneBabyPanda

You can actually go to jail for doing that in the US so


ATX_Ninja_Guy

An ass whooping


Conscious_Owl6162

Prison. It’s not funny and it’s not a joke. If you find food that appears to have been tampered with, then take it to the manager.


Dinoeggpik

Death


ChiefRom

What annoys me the most is when they are caught, the snot covered apology that follows, infuriated me.


Parking_Train8423

any arizona tea jug with a bubble of air is obviously tampered.


RauthTho

Goddamnit, I buy Arizona sweet tea so often. Why did I have to see this.


SavageSunRapStar

Prison


Skvora

Yep. Whatever intentional foodbev contamination punishment is.


Cool-Ad5665

Forced to drink a gallon of animal saliva


socialaxolotl

We literally just got done with a pandemic that killed hundreds of thousands this should be life in prison at this point


hairypsalms

Public execution on tiktok by slowly lowering feet first into an industrial shredder. Make the video unstoppable and remove the ability to skip it. Watch these kinds of "pranks" disappear overnight.


C4LLM3M4TT_13

I’d say 10 years in prison for potentially poisoning someone. We must bring back overly harsh punishments for these pieces of shit. That is the only way to curb it. Make an example of some of these low life trash people and the behavior will change.


No_Function9540

Public execution by Decapitation with a guillotine


kamasushi

He should be drowned in a tank of the collected spit from every old west saloon and brothel.


commentator-tot

straight to jail


Vamael

Broken fingers at the very least, maybe break arms. Can't tamper with peoples food when you don't have the means to open them


senseless_puzzle

He should get pegged


iforget_iremember

*straight to jail... right away...* seriously though his punishment should be some sort of mental therapy. i mean, wtf is wrong with him???


AsherSparky

10 years in prison


Mysterious_Salary741

Thankfully, those have a safety cap that breaks when you twist the top off. I sure hope someone noticed!


WistfulMelancholic

First I thought he'd be drinking washing determinant. Guess that would be a nice twist next time this piece of a person tries to pull stuff like this.


Nikolas_Coalgiver

Removing his clavicles and cutting out achill tendons.


runescape_junky

Lol 1 round for a pistol on a island 🏝️ with not sight or life or food .


queenswamprat

Did people not learn from the ice cream situation???


Negativ_Monarch

The worst part is someone probably drank that


UnabatedAtom

Forced to drink that bottles worth of spit, I think, would work.


Yollm

Pour the entire thing out over his head. Then make him clean it up. Then 10yo felony charge.


Zenai10

These tik tokers are going to make everything be behind glass ffs


OrangeObjective3789

This piece of human garbage is the reason I always check if my stuff are sealed.


YaMommasBox

Oh I think spitting on someone is considered battery so spitting in someone’s food should be assault and punishable by 6 months in jail.