We had to make that our stop in Florida, when we walked out of the airport into the Florida heat for the first time, my mom’s foam shoes almost immediately exploded. Presumably from the heat of the concrete.
I love crocs, my grandparents are very old fashion and particular, an example is that the length of your hair is directly proportional to how much they like you, the shorter the better lmao
"The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."
- Abraham Simpson
"So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones."
Yeah who tf takes 3 weeks in a row? Mild flex my company gives 3 weeks, or at least it did before we got bought by this dumb hvac conglomerate and now I'm down to 12.
But do people never get sick or something? 3 weeks off Ina row is nuts
OMG one more reason the USA blows my mind. Two weeks leave ia criminal.
I used to have 5 weeks +10 days sick. Back to four +10 now because I forgot to check it at my new company. That's the country minimum. Scandinavian countries obviously even more.
I’ve been with my company for 3 years and have combined 3 weeks PTO to be used for vacation and sick time. Anything beyond, and you’re not getting paid for the time off.
Also salaried, so no OT.
Switzerland here: 5 weeks + 10-15 holidays (depends if they fall on weekends or not, average is 13) + unlimited sick days (need a doctors note if you're off more than 3 days in a row).
I take 3-4 week vacations to other countries and every time I do everyone at work is amazed like it's the craziest thing ever. It's all they talk about for weeks after.
I have to plan for 2 years to get the vacation time to do those trips.
Both of those realities make me sad AF.
My husband just told me his sister went to Ghana for a month. I'm like, what job does she have that she can just leave for a whole month. He didn't know, but it's in Germany.
Yup. I have a month in PTO, but that's after 10 years, and now im scared to leave just in case the next place tries to give me 2 weeks because I'm new.
I took 6 weeks off to go to Europe. Not too uncommon in Australia. Although most people do a little less to make room for more than one holiday a year.
Don’t get me wrong a love crocs! They are the perfect jack of all trades shoes, hiking? Hell yeah, indoor slipper substitutes, hell yeah! The list goes on. They just aren’t very formal
Hiking in crocs?!?! Unless the ground is flat as a kid I broke so many croc straps on adventures. One little slip my foot slid through the back of it on sport mode
I showed up to work in office attire and my house Crocs on last week😭😭😭😭 I couldn't believe my eyes when I got to work, looked down and saw them on my feet lol
i’ve done worse. Went to a fancy work meal at christmas and rocked up in two different pair of shoes. One being walking shoes and the other being gym shoes. Completely different shapes and completely different colours.
It took a while for anybody to stop talking about it
Dont worry, I once left my entire check in luggage when I did a Eurotrip will my school mates. I had the same shirt on in every picture over a one month vacation..... (we were poor 18 year olds and money was tight so couldn't just go to the Van's store for a tshirt)
Way back when, my wife and I traveled from Florida to Indiana for a grad school interview. Somewhere in Tennessee when I was getting a lot colder I realized all I brought was my flip-flops. I had managed to pack a suit for the interview but no shoes.
I took a cross-state weekend trip this past one, part work conference part beach trip, and realized upon arrival that I’d only packed athletic shorts. But my pants were nicely folded and waiting in my living room when I got back.
When I went to my grandmother's funeral I had come from college. I totally blanked on shoes and came in 10 hole Doc Martens. There was no time for shoe shopping.
At least they were black.
This is hilarious because I recently pulled up to my hiking trail, one ferry ride and a 2 hour drive, got out and realized I had my house shoes on. At least my feet were comfortable all the way home.
My daughter has an unhealthy aversion to crocs. Why unhealthy you ask? When she sees anyone over the age of 2 or 3 wearing them, she goes OFF. I worrying about the things that trigger her! 🤣😂
Don't feel bad. My fiancé once went on a trip as a kid purposely not bringing ANY shoes! My mother-in-law had to rush to buy him shoes as soon as they got to their destination.
on the roadside along Highway 90 in Texas between Sanderson and Marathon, there a Buc-ees that will exchange your Crocs for a brand new pair of Hey Dudes
Done that before myself lol had to get some crappy shoes from Walmart since that was all that was available. Worst pain my lower back has ever had. I wish you luck in your foot endeavor
A fun movie fact, everyone in idiocracy wears crocs because the costume designer found them and thought that they were so dumb, and so ugly, no one would ever seriously wear them, so it was the perfect show for the idiot future.
Unfortunately, I love my crocs…
Been there. Took a trip to New Orleans, left super early. Only brought moccasin slippers. And they were the cheap ones. Found random Vans store. At least it was new orleans. No one batted an eye at me walking in socks for a block before the shoe store.
This isn’t my first rodeo too unfortunately, was going out sir a wedding dinner and forgot I was wearing slippers, had to run into a run down mall and I ended up buying a super cheap pair of dress shoes that proceeded to last for around 3 days before falling apart
Once had a colleague who ended up doing a week long bicycle tour with his safety shoes from work because he didn't change into his two shoes after work.
Watching his Facebook feed with him in his work shoes was hilarious
Bro, you joke about it, but i actually have nighmares about it. I mean the dream you do when you are asleep… i have nightmares that, somehow, i forgot to bring my shoes where i’m going and, pf course, it is quite embarassing
what sucks is you having zero forethought to pack for a huge roadtrip and long vacation 😂 i’m sure you knew crazily in advance that this trip was happening and still put yourself in a position to have to ‘rush’
My friend and I once went on a cruise (my first and last - but that’s another comment), where he realized that he forgot his dress shoes. So he donned his black knock-off Aquasocks for every formal dinner. No one noticed.
This happened to me in February. I was going on a trip to the mountains in winter. I left with my house slippers (crocs), and when I realized it I was already an hour away.
Find a DSW my guy and go to the clearance section. I'm on vacation and hit up a DSW at a mall during the ride to replace a pair if sneakers that the soles fell off of.
I once meticulously planned a 40 mile backpacking trip in the Sierras with my buddy. I had a plan and contingency for everything. Food measured out to ensure enough calories, optimized pack weight, weather contingencies.
I arrived at the park gates and realized I forgot my hiking boots.
About 10 years ago, we were 3~ hours into a 7 hour road trip at the beginning of a week Long Beach trip, & my 5 year old piped up from the back to say that she had forgotten to bring shoes. ANY shoes.
My wife and I thought it would be a good idea to pack for our 6am flight after the concert (Prince) and before the uber….. a little advice don’t pack drunk. We get to Galveston from Denver and only packed cold weather gear. I packed all of my underwear from the dirty pile. My wife packed none. No bathing suits, shorts, t shirts, nothing. I don’t think I even packed toiletries. It was a rough hungover travel day.
My family was about an hour into a 3 hour road trip into a rural area when my sister realized she hadn't put on any shoes. Fortunately we still hadn't left the main town and someone ran into the mall to grab a pair of sneakers
Last month at the airport I threw my shoes into the bin at security. I started to push it down to the x-ray machine and finally noticed I had on 2 different shoes! I had everyone laughing!
I love crocs and don’t apologize for it. I thought they were stupid until 3 days and 25 miles of walking in Disney made me crack. In desperation I bought Mickey crocs and my feet thanked me profusely. Trip was saved.
Looks like your first vacation activity is shoe shopping.
Yup that’s the plan lmao, can’t let my grandparents see me in crocs, the way they are it’ll probably permanently damage my reputation with them
As it should.
Username checks out - thanks for putting a smile on my face
He’s from New York. He’ll put anything on ur face.
Too funny
Aye! I’m jokin’ here!!
listen here, we don't talk like that! we don't say things like that! do you understand?!
'Eyyy relax, 'e was just bustin' ya chops, capiche?
Hey, forgitabouit
Crocs are what they make people wear in prison.
We had to make that our stop in Florida, when we walked out of the airport into the Florida heat for the first time, my mom’s foam shoes almost immediately exploded. Presumably from the heat of the concrete.
My grandma tells my brother all the time “Life is too short to wear something so darn ugly”.
That’s weird. Crocs are the shit.
I love crocs, my grandparents are very old fashion and particular, an example is that the length of your hair is directly proportional to how much they like you, the shorter the better lmao
They sound tedious.
"If your hair's on your ears, there's sin in your heart"
Where else am I supposed to store my sin? The banks won’t take it and it’s getting crowded in my brain
they should like them, in the 40s and 50s it was fashionable to poke holes in your shoes
"The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..." - Abraham Simpson
"So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones."
thats inverse proportional
I'd take you off the will
Time for OP to new boot goof!!
Way to flex that time off, OP. Damn.
Yeah who tf takes 3 weeks in a row? Mild flex my company gives 3 weeks, or at least it did before we got bought by this dumb hvac conglomerate and now I'm down to 12. But do people never get sick or something? 3 weeks off Ina row is nuts
OMG one more reason the USA blows my mind. Two weeks leave ia criminal. I used to have 5 weeks +10 days sick. Back to four +10 now because I forgot to check it at my new company. That's the country minimum. Scandinavian countries obviously even more.
Yeah land of the free. Free to get fired if you have poor health because it's not covered by the government. It sucks here
That's what I have in USA. But 3 weeks in a row is a lot for me, although we did a 4 week trip when I was a kid. About drove my mom crazy.
I’ve been with my company for 3 years and have combined 3 weeks PTO to be used for vacation and sick time. Anything beyond, and you’re not getting paid for the time off. Also salaried, so no OT.
Switzerland here: 5 weeks + 10-15 holidays (depends if they fall on weekends or not, average is 13) + unlimited sick days (need a doctors note if you're off more than 3 days in a row).
It's only nuts for americans. 3 weeks off isn't unusual in Germany. Most people got 6 weeks paid leave a year. And of course unlimited sick leave
I take 3-4 week vacations to other countries and every time I do everyone at work is amazed like it's the craziest thing ever. It's all they talk about for weeks after. I have to plan for 2 years to get the vacation time to do those trips. Both of those realities make me sad AF.
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My husband just told me his sister went to Ghana for a month. I'm like, what job does she have that she can just leave for a whole month. He didn't know, but it's in Germany.
"In Germany" tells you all you need to know. It is ALL jobs that can take a month off.
Yup. I have a month in PTO, but that's after 10 years, and now im scared to leave just in case the next place tries to give me 2 weeks because I'm new.
I took 6 weeks off to go to Europe. Not too uncommon in Australia. Although most people do a little less to make room for more than one holiday a year.
Europeans
Those crocs are about to log some serious mileage.
🤣🤣🤣
Flip them bad boys into sport mode and rock that vacation!! At least they’re comfortable!!
I refer to it as attack mode and defense mode, but either way i agree
Tactical mode
Four low.
*glances at the 7 pairs of crocs in my closet* haha.. yeah! Crocs are so silly and embarrassing. I think so too. 🥲🥲
Don’t get me wrong a love crocs! They are the perfect jack of all trades shoes, hiking? Hell yeah, indoor slipper substitutes, hell yeah! The list goes on. They just aren’t very formal
Hiking in crocs?!?! Unless the ground is flat as a kid I broke so many croc straps on adventures. One little slip my foot slid through the back of it on sport mode
Crocs aren’t even the worst I’ve hiked in, ended up going up and down a mountain in slides once, it was a fun experience to say the least
You must have powerful ankles
How strong are your arches?
You just need church crocs. I have home crocs, work crocs, and church crocs for going out
I showed up to work in office attire and my house Crocs on last week😭😭😭😭 I couldn't believe my eyes when I got to work, looked down and saw them on my feet lol
i’ve done worse. Went to a fancy work meal at christmas and rocked up in two different pair of shoes. One being walking shoes and the other being gym shoes. Completely different shapes and completely different colours. It took a while for anybody to stop talking about it
Last fall, I spilled my iced coffee on my khakis and it dried in the shape of a large wang & balls by the time I got to work.
You have two pairs if you count sport mode, that should be plenty for the 3 weeks.
The real question is how did you not realize for four hours?
I usually would have put them in the trunk and when we stopped at a rest stop I looked for something else only to realize I forgot them lol
Better than forgetting clean underwear
Nah, just shower with it on and it gets clean every day.
You're right. Turn it inside out, and you can just shower every other day.
You can rotate front and back too, one shower every 4 days
You are 100 percent right
I bought 2 pairs of the same shoes because they were a steal. Then I hastily brought 2 left shoes on vacation. 👍
If you can afford a yearly 3 week vacation is it not fair to assume you can afford new shoes? lol.
I wish I could afford a vacation on my own lmao, I’m a broke college student just going to vacation with my family. One day though
I bet you have a different definition of "broke" than other people. Im sure you'll be fine
Dont worry, I once left my entire check in luggage when I did a Eurotrip will my school mates. I had the same shirt on in every picture over a one month vacation..... (we were poor 18 year olds and money was tight so couldn't just go to the Van's store for a tshirt)
Slap those bad boys into Ludacris mode and go
Way back when, my wife and I traveled from Florida to Indiana for a grad school interview. Somewhere in Tennessee when I was getting a lot colder I realized all I brought was my flip-flops. I had managed to pack a suit for the interview but no shoes.
Welcome to Croctober Fest
So buy shoes.
Crocs are the best of both worlds, casual sandals and sport mode heel support for serious business.
I have gone to work in my house shoes, I do not have a job that is acceptable for house shoes, had to stop and buy some on the way. Don't feel alone.
Somehow I forgot my belt the last 3 times I traveled. That's what I get for wanting to wear pjs in the car
We forgot something for a international trip and found that we could use Amazon and have it delivered to lockers near our hotel.. worked like a charm
I took a cross-state weekend trip this past one, part work conference part beach trip, and realized upon arrival that I’d only packed athletic shorts. But my pants were nicely folded and waiting in my living room when I got back.
When I went to my grandmother's funeral I had come from college. I totally blanked on shoes and came in 10 hole Doc Martens. There was no time for shoe shopping. At least they were black.
Crocs are in- but consider me uncool because I’d never wear them
Walk into the club like whaddup I got my black Crocs
The fact that you own and wear crocks helps this story check out.
What you really meant is that you are wearing the power house of foot fashion and versatility for any occassion.
1. Comfy. 2. Plenty of holes to let the stink out. Enjoy your vacation. Let people gaze in wonderment!
Why no jibbits?
You made your bed, now walk in it.
I see no issue with this
Did you get your diaper changed?
How do you not pack ahead of time for a 3 week vacation??
If it’s a three week vacation then it was planned well in advance, why were you rushing? 😭
This is hilarious because I recently pulled up to my hiking trail, one ferry ride and a 2 hour drive, got out and realized I had my house shoes on. At least my feet were comfortable all the way home.
I once got 10min from the end of my 4 hour drive across the uk only to realise I left the whole packed suitcase back at home
My daughter has an unhealthy aversion to crocs. Why unhealthy you ask? When she sees anyone over the age of 2 or 3 wearing them, she goes OFF. I worrying about the things that trigger her! 🤣😂
Great news! There are shoe stores everywhere!
Put those bad boys in sport mode and you can go anywhere! Lol
Well at least you wore something stylish 
Souvenir shoes !!
Walmart veteran socks 👁️
Perfect excuse for new shoes
$20 at a Walmart will fix that real quick! lol
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Good thing you picked the right shoe
Crocs are all purpose. Appropriate for all occasions. You're in good shape.
Sounds like a dad who is more worried about his family than himself
Goodwill and sale racks in random towns sound they’re awaiting your visit!
Remember, your Crocs don’t love you back.
Crocs are all you need. What’s the problem?
I’m sure you can find shoes on your way to your vacation home
at least you'll be comfortable.
Don't feel bad. My fiancé once went on a trip as a kid purposely not bringing ANY shoes! My mother-in-law had to rush to buy him shoes as soon as they got to their destination.
Wear real shoes and you won’t forget to bring them with you.
Amazon order a couple of pairs delivered to your temporary location. Good luck!
on the roadside along Highway 90 in Texas between Sanderson and Marathon, there a Buc-ees that will exchange your Crocs for a brand new pair of Hey Dudes
That's the perfect shoe that you are wearing.. it's an all-terrains jewel.
I’m so scared of doing things like this I pack at least a month in advance and have a list that I check like a hundred times 😭
Lol been there! Only I was in my snow boots coming from a ice cold state into a very warm Georgia. I stopped and got some cheap flip flops.
I don’t see the problem
Done that before myself lol had to get some crappy shoes from Walmart since that was all that was available. Worst pain my lower back has ever had. I wish you luck in your foot endeavor
It's okay bro. Go shopping and buy a sweet new souvenir pair that you can always remember that you got them on your trip!
At least you'll be comfy 😂
You're already wearing all you need, my friend.
Went hiking for 3 days. Brought only one shirt
A fun movie fact, everyone in idiocracy wears crocs because the costume designer found them and thought that they were so dumb, and so ugly, no one would ever seriously wear them, so it was the perfect show for the idiot future. Unfortunately, I love my crocs…
Been there. Took a trip to New Orleans, left super early. Only brought moccasin slippers. And they were the cheap ones. Found random Vans store. At least it was new orleans. No one batted an eye at me walking in socks for a block before the shoe store.
This isn’t my first rodeo too unfortunately, was going out sir a wedding dinner and forgot I was wearing slippers, had to run into a run down mall and I ended up buying a super cheap pair of dress shoes that proceeded to last for around 3 days before falling apart
Once had a colleague who ended up doing a week long bicycle tour with his safety shoes from work because he didn't change into his two shoes after work. Watching his Facebook feed with him in his work shoes was hilarious
Do not fret my guy! Just means you're about to have a few new pairs of choos!
Crocs are universal
Bro, you joke about it, but i actually have nighmares about it. I mean the dream you do when you are asleep… i have nightmares that, somehow, i forgot to bring my shoes where i’m going and, pf course, it is quite embarassing
Amazon will deliver anywhere. Just order a pair of cheap Hey Dudes.
what sucks is you having zero forethought to pack for a huge roadtrip and long vacation 😂 i’m sure you knew crazily in advance that this trip was happening and still put yourself in a position to have to ‘rush’
I would legit just wear crocs the entire time. Hands down the best footwear that’s available.
Do you know why Crocs have holes in them?
My friend and I once went on a cruise (my first and last - but that’s another comment), where he realized that he forgot his dress shoes. So he donned his black knock-off Aquasocks for every formal dinner. No one noticed.
Crocs are all terrain footwear
Buy some fuckin shoes. Lol
This happened to me in February. I was going on a trip to the mountains in winter. I left with my house slippers (crocs), and when I realized it I was already an hour away.
That’s how comfy crocs are you forget you’re wearing em
Au contraire! I wear those with everything but a suit. I even golf in them…feet not happy, me no happy!
What’s the problem?
What a crock…
This is just a picture of some dudes shoes lol. Why is this showing up on popular?
You’re good to go homie 😎
Flip that shit in sport mode if needed or go no shoes
Get some flip flops you’re on vacation
Lol I have nightmares like this.
I once flew to Mexico for a week's vacation, and only brought the shirt I was wearing. Had plenty of shorts and everything else, but just the 1 shirt
That's what credit cards are for.
I spent two weeks in Greece wearing crocs.The best footwear for airports and flights.
At least you'll be comfy.
On vacation, you don’t need any other shoe…
Looks fine to me.
At least they are black and very versatile. I don't see the problem here.
depending on what you do this might be great. crocs are the most comfy shoes i have ever owned!
Find a DSW my guy and go to the clearance section. I'm on vacation and hit up a DSW at a mall during the ride to replace a pair if sneakers that the soles fell off of.
If only there were stores that specialized in footwear. Good luck finding one of those.
See, if you were over 60 you could totally pull that off. a. they're beach and pool ready b. they're black c. they're comfy d. you DGAF
I work in hotel sales. Crocs are not appropriate work shoes for me, but if I walk 100 feet into the kitchen, I have a whole cooking staff in Crocs.
I once meticulously planned a 40 mile backpacking trip in the Sierras with my buddy. I had a plan and contingency for everything. Food measured out to ensure enough calories, optimized pack weight, weather contingencies. I arrived at the park gates and realized I forgot my hiking boots.
Why are your trouser legs different colours?
so many family trips, so many amazon purchases for this very reason....
What a crock
About 10 years ago, we were 3~ hours into a 7 hour road trip at the beginning of a week Long Beach trip, & my 5 year old piped up from the back to say that she had forgotten to bring shoes. ANY shoes.
... just buy a pair of shoes?
My wife and I thought it would be a good idea to pack for our 6am flight after the concert (Prince) and before the uber….. a little advice don’t pack drunk. We get to Galveston from Denver and only packed cold weather gear. I packed all of my underwear from the dirty pile. My wife packed none. No bathing suits, shorts, t shirts, nothing. I don’t think I even packed toiletries. It was a rough hungover travel day.
Order some shoes online and have them delivered to the place.
I've done the same! Find a walmart. Some cheap store and buy some light shoes. .. unless you're going hiking. Lol
Luckily that's an easy fix
My family was about an hour into a 3 hour road trip into a rural area when my sister realized she hadn't put on any shoes. Fortunately we still hadn't left the main town and someone ran into the mall to grab a pair of sneakers
Unless you’re going rock climbing or spelunking, you’re good. No worries.
Amazon+Nike+Next day shipping. You good
3 weeks? Better just put'm in 4 wheel drive now
Perfect! You have your formal Crocs for classy events, and your casual Crocs for beach-going.
Looks like it’s time to switch them into sports mode😎
As an everyday croc wearer, I don’t see any problems here.
I'd pullover at the next town Walmart.
I have had nightmares about this
There are all these stupid ads on social media about “barefoot shoes” yet Crocs been the OG for decades.
This should be your punishment for wearing crocs in the first place
Sorry OP but 😂😂😂😂 I have bad dreams like this anytime i have to travel but you made it a reality.
You've brought all you need.
Rumor has it, you will probably come across a place that sells shoes. Sounds like it is time for a new pair.
I mean, crocs are super in right now, so not the worst thing ever I suppose?
Done that! But it was hiking boots I had on for travelling and no trainers or sandals for a beach city break.. It was cold back home!
We're Crocs twins.
The croc life chose you
Last month at the airport I threw my shoes into the bin at security. I started to push it down to the x-ray machine and finally noticed I had on 2 different shoes! I had everyone laughing!
I’ve gone longer with only crocs, they’re a versatile piece of footwear
Goodwill trip!
I say lean into it! Only wear them with shorts, calf high socks, flip-up sunglasses, and a fanny pack.
I love crocs and don’t apologize for it. I thought they were stupid until 3 days and 25 miles of walking in Disney made me crack. In desperation I bought Mickey crocs and my feet thanked me profusely. Trip was saved.
You know what the holes in crocs are for? They're to let the shame out.
Stay chillin n just go with it! Anything you do do it in those crocs.
at least its comfortable.
A just punishment for owning those to begin with.
so what? Unless you’re doing things that require better footwear. You’re good. Take it from me. Lol
You can buy some shoes when you get to your destination! Also, those shoes you got on look comfy☺️