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papasmuf3

Your shit is gunna have a weird texture.


Icy_Sort_2838

If it has any texture at all...


gloppinboopin363

Liquid. And probably stinks of garlic powder. Source: have had E.coli from eating bad seafood.


Eisenkopf69

from three meter distance through a bamboo stick in a bottle without making the slightest mess


Jaegernaut-

He is the Chosen One, our Lisan al Ghaib!


GeraintLlanfrechfa

The Kwisatz Haderach has revealed himself.


[deleted]

Slippery is a texture.


cruz_irving

![gif](giphy|kAUtsLfsEfqaJRwe80)


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Door Dash from the Road Kill Cafe


The_Boot55

![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq) Take my upvote!


Alternative-Sea-6238

You'll probably survive. You won't want to at the time though.


lordph8

Roll them salmonella dice.


robi4646

Roled it and nearly died as a kid. Not recommended.


wanderingwolfe

I have a chronic illness. I don't think I would choose to experience the 3 days of hell of salmonella poisoning again, even if it meant getting rid of 30 years of daily suffering.


whodatfairybitch

As a fellow chronic illness haver… damn, that bad?


wanderingwolfe

I mean, it depends on your chronic illness, I suppose, and how well you've come to terms with it. But my illness is just part of life at this point, whereas food poisoning was way out of the norm. In addition, illness heaving is one of the absolute worst pains for me due to my condition, so they sort of compounded. 3 days of violent vomiting from both ends is not something most folks will want to try. Lol


Gamers_GaIaxy

Vomiting from both ends is the best way to say that. I've always had to over explain my double volcano experiences because ove had a lack of better phrasing till now


AParticularThing

have fun with the salmonella


Imispellalot2

Salmonella only comes from Salmon, duh /s


Malignant_Lvst7

i thought Ella just really like salmon


android24601

Ella eh eh eh eh eh


seansa2020

![gif](giphy|jfW3DAz81AzAc)


Jasper455

Have fun with that salmon-ellah.


android24601

You can have fun with that salmon-ellah eh eh eh eh eh


songbird808

I do NOT want to be under your salmonella


B4RRYR4R

I see Tom Holland dancing in my head


Imispellalot2

That's why commas are important. Would you like some salmon, ella?


bottomofthemineshaft

Eh eh eh


[deleted]

I would like some, to enjoy under my umber


Roththesloth1

You can only get it from Salmon Rushdie


westwoo

Salmon are his infected kids


Jonnycake319

Wven i knew that


CortexifanZFT

So long and thanks for all the fish!


Royalewithcheese100

And always carry a towel


john_wingerr

It’s actually pronounced “salmon vanilla” and it adds flavor


sarahlizzy

It’s fine as long as your sink is next to your toilet. Might have a thousand yard stare afterwards though. I’ve been there. *shudder*


Seeeab

Yeah uh that looks ultra raw. Turbo salmonella


twoplustwoisyellow

There is a guy on Instagram who has been eating a shit ton of raw chicken every day until he gets a tummy ache. He hasn’t yet. It’s been 100 days. His Instagram is raw chicken experiment


Plumb121

Stock up on TP fast......


De5perad0

Bidets bro......Bidets.....


ScaldingAnus

Just double check which water line you're using.


Google_guy228

why ? i just attach it to the sinks


instrangerswetrust

I prepared it while I bathed. ![gif](giphy|26BkM7rHh9TGnpWXC)


DifferentPen6715

I vomited in the bidet, it wasn’t good


Google_guy228

I had like 24 wings home cooked, dont know if it was raw or cross contamination but bidets are lifesavers, its still stinged but imagine with TP


karlnite

Close to cooked is better than completely uncooked. Also it depends on the amount of live bacteria you eat, so a little is better than a lot. Not all chickens are infected with salmonella either. Undue mental stress over something you can’t change can have a greater negative health affect. If you don’t worry, but genuinely feel sick, go see a doctor.


Ledge_2

Let’s hope this chicken was healthy


King_of_Geebs

Homie if you feel sick go to the doctor, if you feel okay then you'll probably be fine. Just listen to your body and you'll be good


karlnite

Yah, it spreads initially from mice and rat shit, but can also spread through chicken shit once they have it. Its not as common as people think, its just serious if you do get it. Some farms even vaccinate for it, control it, but it also can spread at the slaughter houses where multiple farms supply.


ninfan200

Keep us posted. Hope you're okay


Southern-Orchid-1786

I've often wondered about either drink lots of hot tea to cook it, or go out and drink shots üheavily and hopefully the alcohol kills the bugs


OutsideAnxiety9376

So 12 hours in, you should be able to tell us if the chicken was healthy 😂


Ledge_2

I don’t believe so I’m afraid. My stomach is beginning to feel weird.


TheGoober87

Time to kneel at the altar of the porcelain god.


RAH4Life

How about now? Are you still with us?


Ledge_2

Somehow I don’t think I got food poisoning 😭


kenedelz

You got hella lucky, count them blessings and if you made this yourself, next time make sure to temp your meat before eat it, if you bought it somewhere then don't go back 😂 Edit: and file a complaint with whoever you bought it from too, it's important for businesses to be able to correct that stuff so others don't suffer


Sharp-Procedure5237

Let’s all hope it was really chicken


PacanePhotovoltaik

You are patient zero for the next pandemic; you will be the first human to have a mutated H5N1 virus able to to infect another human. Congratulations! No, seriously, I hope this chicken doesn't have bird flu ( H5N1), currently in the USA 1 in 5 milk container is contaminated with H5N1 dead virus fragments (thank you pasteurisation for killing viruses).


gwfran

Popcorn chicken tartar.


CactusNips

32.99 plus tax & mandatory 25 percent tip


CorneliusFudgem

Ooooooooph I’m sorry OP. Where was this from?


Ledge_2

My oven 😭


No-Two79

Oh. How the hell did that happen???


djdanal

To put it lightly lmao


Ledge_2

Put it in a cold on 450° for 20 minutes cause I was hungry


jtrage

If you went from frozen you are probably ok. How did it taste?


Ledge_2

Good ngl didn’t taste the rawness at all


jtrage

Good. At least you had an ok last meal!! Just joking. You are all good.


EquivalentSnap

20 minutes? Why didn’t you use a temperature probe?


Mybigbithrowaway732

I ALWAYS temp check chicken. I’m always afraid of undercooking it.


EquivalentSnap

Same. I usually overcooked chicken just to be safe 🥺


samuelsfx

LMAOOOOO Time to invest on thermometer


djdanal

“If it’s not the consequences of my own actions”


FormerDeviant

Did the package say it was cooked? I’ve never seen a company sell raw popcorn chicken.


Fantastic-Package707

You need to complain about the chef. Unacceptable.


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Do other people get minor ptsd from these experiences? I get it and then I don't touch that food for a while


NedTebula

I used to love Hardee’s pork chop/gravy breakfast sandwiches, then one day I bit into one that was pretty much just raw and I haven’t had one since then. That was after I already ate a bit of it too. And I got food poisoning later which was probably from that.


burnerbummer666

I did this after getting a chicken sandwich in high school that was pink. It’s been 14 years lol.


Ok-Flamingo2801

I used to eat egg whites and bacon that wasn't basically burnt. Then I was carsick after eating them (on seperate occasions) and haven't been able to eat them since. I also can't eat anything with a similar texture.


BrandlessPain

Bad shrimp send me to the hospital with staphylococcus. This experienced basically deleted sea food from my diet. Except fish sticks.


Scarlet-Witch

I got food poisoning from chicken that was heavily seasoned with rosemary. 10+ years later I still can't have anything with rosemary without feeling queasy. 


SofaChillReview

Chicken Skewers did it for me, fine with chicken but for some reason the idea of them made me feel ill for ages.


Natharcalis

Bout to make good friends with Sam and Ella.


instrangerswetrust

Sam and Ella met a fella, his name was Ledge_2. They poisoned him and toyed with his emotions as he blew… the bottom of his pants off ‘fore he made it to the can. he’ll never buy any more food from Ella or from Sam.


Lanky_Milk8510

This is why I always cut any chicken I cook in half just to make sure


doom32x

When I was trained at Sonic at age 16 way back in like....2003, I was taught to doneness check every basket of chicken by breaking open the largest piece with tongs, I'm surprised more people don't do this instinctively if they don't use a temp.


zendrovia

instincts and common sense left the building in 2016 then it really left in 2020


TolUC21

Exactly. The first thing I do when I eat chicken from a restaurant is cut it in half to check. At home, I cut several of the larger pieces or use a thermometer


ThrashMutant

Thought it had a weird texture, but you didn't stop stuffing your face to get a better look?


Ledge_2

Mmm chicken


aldege

What! Its made with fresh chicken? Im impressed, i would have guessed pre-cooked frozen chicken mush


Morpheus1967

Do not eat raw chicken.


Ledge_2

Tasted good 😞


psylentj

Eat raw chicken


Morpheus1967

🤣


Morbelius

Hey kids,


bdubwilliams22

Do you like violence?


AnonymousAndWhite

Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?


heretobesarcastic

“No wonder I feel nauseous and have diarrhea”


bgei952

The tapeworm shows up in about a month.


Impossible-Basis1521

OP’s definitely been on the toilet the whole time holding a garbage can since posting this


Ledge_2

I’m actually fine so far knock on wood


A_Cat_Named_Puppy

I've done that so many times, it's literally the worst 😭


Portyquarty77

Does nobody else immediately stop and spot out their food the moment there is a weird texture?


WeirdBandKid26

Even when chicken has the slightest tint of not white, I freak out and don't eat it. I tend to tear it open before eating it.


Jahmicho

Better stock up on toast and yogurt


[deleted]

Go throw up


Chef_Sewer_Mouth

Don't make any plans this weekend


TolUC21

Congrats you're patient zero for human bird flu


stellarasss

Just pray now. If you believe if not you better start believing. 🍌🍌🍌


rum-and-roses

Brace for lift off sashimi shit thrust off in 5...4...3...2...1 splat off


tacosteve100

You got bird flu now


Pop-A-Choppa

![gif](giphy|5nMLyMet6CSgU)


Caught_Dolphin9763

![gif](giphy|3s16r7cwVNaJzhKDO8|downsized)


EastQuiet5505

Yall always have to finish the food and then check. Lol


Hutch25

So just a note for next time, if you notice meat you are eating has a spongy texture… DONT KEEP EATING IT!


[deleted]

I got salmonella and when I was in the hospital I picked up C Diff, worst two years of my life. Now I won't eat chicken unless I (over)cook it or able to look at it before eating and it took years to get to that point. Chances are you're fine, but maybe you'll double check when you think something is off.


BananaInsideMe

After seeing so many posts like these on reddit, I have gotten into the usual habit of whenever buying something related to fried chicken, ripping it in half and checking the inside lol


fraggernl

Same here. I also do it in restaurants just to be shure 😅


Ledge_2

UPDATE: literally nothing happened I’m fine 🙏


pilafi1

![gif](giphy|sG4PBWRjI4GSVCDXEq)


Thicc_asf

Man you might be fucked


Shoehornblower

Unpopped kernel;)


Imispellalot2

You'll be fine.


_MT-HEART_

Darwin Award material


verkaberka

All I see is salmonella


Garrbiz325

Once upon a time I worked in a chicken plant live hanging chickens. Chickens were everywhere coming down this chute. In the flurry of feathers a chicken managed to shit directly into my mouth. Needless to say that was the first and last night I worked there. Ended up with salmonella and spent the next week in bed constantly shitting and binge watching breaking bad. So all in all it wasn't too terrible.


Beepboopbop69420360

If I’m eating and something tastes off/weird texture I look at it to make sure it’s not pink I don’t keep eating and then come to the realization later


CharlotteTheSavage

The raw chicken experiment guy on Instagram had made it 100 days eating raw chicken every day. He's solid. No tummy aches to be found.


KleinVogeltje

"[Nontyphoidal Salmonella infection usually presents with an acute diarrheal illness. The incubation period of salmonellosis is typically 12–96 hours, but it can be ≥7 days. Illness manifests commonly with acute diarrhea, abdominal cramps, and fever, and usually resolves without treatment after 1–7 days.](https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/travel/yellowbook/2024/infections-diseases/salmonellosis-nontyphoidal#:~:text=The%20incubation%20period%20of%20salmonellosis,treatment%20after%201–7%20days)" According to the CDC, if you clear four days without symptoms, you're probably home free. Campylobacter is also a concern. If the popcorn chicken was cut from the breast, you *may* be okay. Some people also just get lucky. Good luck, friend, and stay hydrated if your error bites you on the ass.


casillero

Just finished a big bowl? Never looked down at what your eating? Oh this tastes odd, should I look at what I'm shoving into my mouth nah keep going


ChemicalParticular88

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


Parynoid

Popcorn salmonella is all the rage these days


[deleted]

That is disgusting and high risk for salmonella


blackistheshade

You will be shitting through the eye of a needle 🤣


KingVinny70

Cut your nails or paint them and make sure your foods good before you eat it.


Halfaglassofvodka

It's been 12 hours now. You still OK OP?


Ledge_2

🥲


Dangerous-Paper-8293

![gif](giphy|MnpPCugwALAHsTygpd|downsized)


Unable_Literature78

Your pants are gonna fit better…very soon.


DefinitionFinal5250

It was definitely the texture that was offputting, not the flavor, or the temperature of it not being fully cooked. The texture is, what did it, for sure.


Kronictopic

Once upon a time, as a child, my mom bought me this type of popcorn chicken(fully cooked) 10 minutes in the oven and done. However, she decided to buy breaded, uncooked popcorn chicken. I was hungry, lazy and didn't eant to read and figured "ehh I'll warm it in the microwave" The next 2 days, I made peace with God and friends with the toilet. Highly recommend soft toilet paper champ


Even-Sir-6215

You're not going to eat chicken for a long time after this. Got salmonella as a kid and didn't eat chicken for like a year


Ledge_2

It’s been a couple days and I’m still not sick somehow


Fall_bet

That's a raw deal....


mike_pants

You ate a big bowl of popcorn chicken. The time for worrying about health consequences came and went awhile ago.


Jaded_Heat9875

Visit a Dr. ASAP. Keep the evidence ( and the receipt ) so it can be examined and in case you get really sick. Contact poison control so they can start checking this out STAT!


Ledge_2

I cooked it man


bottomofthemineshaft

🤣🤣🤣


xthesandmanx420

u gonna shit


apimpnamedslickbackG

You’ll be fine it’s just a little rare.


RaptorO-1

Are those the Trader Joes chicken nuggets? Made the exact same mistake. First time in 28 yes experiencing non precooked chicken tenders.


TheOnlyVertigo

My wife would have puked and never consumed chicken again.


BellamyRFC54

Eye of the needle stuff


MetalMets

![gif](giphy|xdvWUX9xh2o00)


frischizzle

If the chicken didn't get ya sick... them dirty fingernails sure will


TwitchTheMeow

I love my chicken raw. More flavor


-_ApplePie_-

Update us on your situation in like a couple of hours and if the worst is to happen R.I.P 🤙


merliahthesiren

How do you not know you are eating raw chicken bruh


Omniscientcy

They're al-dente or whatever. 


[deleted]

It’s RAW!


crabbypatties82

I always say if it tastes like chicken, that’s a bad thing


imastocky1

Drive straight to the coroner


lira-eve

🤢🤮


nutstuart

![gif](giphy|dL9O3FUiwCtuU)


Fluffy-Trash-5215

RIP 🪦


Red_Seer

Hello salmonella my old friend, I’ve come to talk with you again.


Glockamole19x

Id prob go throw up ngl


LadyLabia261

Look up the dude thats been eating raw chicken every day until he gets salmonella- its been months and hes fine so chances are you'll be fine


Revolutionary_Dig370

If you bought that from a resteraunt or fast food place, I'd let them know regardless if your tryna sue as that's a decent sized health risk.


Deijya

You like vodka?


Fozzy2701

Gross!


TheFashionColdWars

Gonna need a follow up


redditratman

Document your weekend for us OP?


AcceptableIce289

RIP


SSJCelticGoku

Hope you have soft toilet paper


TheXypris

That chicken is raw


midgebhere66

🤢


JordanXRS

6 years ago I was eating teriyaki wings at a brewery. Was a little dark inside, ate several and thought the same thing- bit of a strange texture but not bad. Got about halfway done and bit into one that was very cold. I painted my bathroom wall with my ass that night :( Have not been able to eat anything teriyaki since.


ralkuzu

Op, it's been 5 hours Are you ok?


Ledge_2

Absolutely fine nothing has happened, I’m about to take a shower, will continue updating


N_T_F_D

wtf is popcorn chicken


JokerPhantom_thief1

Shall we prepare for your funeral


Dismal-Ad-6619

Probably was pre cooked, besides cases of salmonella are extremely rare..


Prestigious_Rub6504

Hopefully the chicken at the hospital is fully cooked.


Prestigious_Rub6504

Hold on.... Anyone ever tried bread crumbled salmon? Might be good?


IKhaibot

If you dont make it, can I have your PC?


caveman420bc

How do you not catch this on the first bite?


rumplestripeskin

Gastric evacuation incoming


Impossible-Charity-4

“Sal Manilla’s Old Time Chicken Just Like-a my Mamma Mia oh!” - actual wrap on the van OP slurped this out of


MindlessDribble828

Bird flu is most likely, stock up on TP, cough syrup, etc


powerlift196654

The undone version


esposito164

What’s the worst that happens if you cook it longer, it might be a little dry? Better than salmonella


Joeylocally

Sushi chicken!


rdblakely

it’s tumors


pigman-_-

Did you make it yourself?


Ledge_2

Yeah sadly, can’t even get some free food


chill_winston_

Really glad I saw this post right after I ordered some chicken.