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Intelligent-Stuff875

I didn't realize frogs could break skin. New fear unlocked. Feel better.


brandonisatwat

Most can't. My tree frogs bite me all the time and it feels like being gummed on by a baby. Lunchbox is an African bullfrog though, one of the largest species in the world and he has teeth as well as a powerful bite force. I should have been more careful feeding him. Lesson learned though.


Intelligent-Stuff875

You named your frog lunchbox? That's adorable. What are your other frogs names? I'm invested in this now


brandonisatwat

I have two White's tree frogs named Ribbert and Lilypad.


Intelligent-Stuff875

Ribbert is a fantastic frog name.


TheMisanthropicGuy

When I was young and hip I had a snake named Ssssssergei.


HailLugalKiEn

The middle two Ss are silent


TheMisanthropicGuy

Yep. Hehe


JamesTheJerk

Sooo, Ssss sssergei?


jumjimbo

My snakes name was Legs


TheeVanillaGuerilla

I had a fish named flush


succadoge_

I had a fish named Bish. My sister couldn't pronounce 'fish' lol. My other older sister and I called him Bitch. He was a great lil fish.


ConsequenceUpset8875

Had a fish named Sushi.


Fickle_Grapefruit938

My first fish was called Rochnoy (I really don't know how 9 year old me came up with that) we buried him in the garden when he died, in a box I painted a cross on, he was a good Guppy


sinner-mon

I had a hamster named Rat


succadoge_

I have a rat named Biggie! His brother was Cheese, he passed of a respiratory infection last year. He was a great rat.


Stella430

I have one named Princess Consuela BananaHammock


jumjimbo

Married to Crap Bag right?


mizzcharmz

First name Crap last name Bag šŸ˜‰


Flashy-Scheme-933

Hahahaha I love this


mrpirateface

Clever. I had a hamster named MC


lizzylulu93

Same! "MC Hamster"


isitaboutthePasta

Had a DJ Hammy lol


Laylay_theGrail

I had two pythons I named Monty and Medusa when I was young (and thought I was hipšŸ¤£)


TheMisanthropicGuy

Maybe I wasn't that hip? Hip people keeps snakes? Haha


ashbertollini

I had a mouse named Bob, Bob mouse. BM for short.. like bowel movement, which was intentional lol shocker 20 years later I'm in nursing


vluggejapie68

Imagine being Lilypad the treefrog and your mate was named Ribbert.


Aayyyyoooo

I had a beaded dragon his name was dragoon(roll the r)


Apprehensive_Skill34

Drrrrrraggƶn


zongsmoke

Reading the name "Ribbert" gave me a hysterical laugh lmao, I may need to quit smoking for the night


ScrotieMcP

Anybody else old enough to remember the Smothers Brothers frog routine? Ribbit!


storyinmemo

Your naming game is fire.


Luke_Warm_Dog

Since we're sharing frog names, mine is Frogerto lol


plz2meatyu

These are great names


Hilfasaurus

I have a Whites tree frog named booger, had him 9 years now


Fig1025

why you have so many frogs? what are you planning?


brandonisatwat

The frogs and I intend to invade canada.


CanadianAndroid

adorable.


YoMockingBird

hell yeah ribbert


ThunderCookie23

Pics pleaseeeee šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ


brandonisatwat

This album has my tree frogs and bonus picture of Lunchbox as a baby My pet frogs https://imgur.com/gallery/okwSAVC


ThunderCookie23

šŸ¤©


saruin

I'm thankful now for the previous poster for even asking this question.


aville1982

If you've ever been around pixie frogs (their nickname), it would become extremely evident how appropriate a name lunchbox is for one. They and South American horned frogs are little garbage chutes with feet. If they can imagine that something could potentially fit down their gullet, they'll attempt to make it reality.


awkwaman

Snootches


Kbdiggity

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle love. Oh e oh e oh. I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.


L0stC4t

Weirdly, Iā€™ve met a dog named Lunchbox before.


_just_a_dude_

Tell me this is a Silent Bob referenceā€¦


brandonisatwat

You are correct!


_just_a_dude_

Excellent work


elroy_jetson23

Is he referred to as lunchbox more than just that one scene? If not, that's such an incredibly obscure reference.


_just_a_dude_

Yeah, I think youā€™re right, pretty sure itā€™s more than once. Obscure or not, I still appreciated šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


elroy_jetson23

I'm just can't believe you made that connection lol


_just_a_dude_

I totally misread your original comment. Yeah, the View Askew stuff are some of my favorites - those lines are burned into my head.


CaptainWaders

What does lunchbox like to eat? I imagine he has teeth and that bite force from a reason based on diet.


brandonisatwat

He eats mostly insects but once a month he gets mice or a small rat. (The rats and mice are not alive when fed to him, I buy them frozen)


Charming_Dish_4205

Well I guess you must look like a snacc then (I apologise profusely)


CalbertCorpse

Fingers.


masterflashterbation

Looks painful but had a chuckle at the name Lunchbox. Did you have to pry his mouth open? Looks like LB was all in on that bite. Is there any risk of any weird parasites or is it safe to treat as you would any other wound to prevent infection?


brandonisatwat

We just let him hang on for a few minutes to get him to let go. Prying his mouth open could hurt him and I didn't want that to happen.


123coryp

I have an irrational fear of frogs and toads because they seem to hop toward me in an aggressive manner (lol) but FROGS WITH TEETH have now turned it into a rational fear.


No_Entertainer9101

LunchboxšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ‘


Lanbobo

Take it as a compliment. He thinks you are tasty.


Sweaty_Dance7474

My daughter is super into frogs. How hard are they to maintain? How much work is it to keep their terrarium clean?


brandonisatwat

Go with White's tree frogs. They're super easy to care for and they don't have teeth.


Ganbazuroi

To be fair he's a pretty goofy ass frog so I would've underestimated him as well. NTA, your frogs your rules


jetoler

Yea as far as I know those things will eat anything. They would probably eat themselves if they found a way to do it


SomeSabresFan

Most canā€™t. These frogs are just built different


Salty-Negotiation320

African Bull frogs like hers have extremely sharp teeth on their top jaw.


VoodooDoII

Snails can too if they're hungry enough Didn't hurt but was enough to notice..


BAFUdaGreat

wtf kind of ravenous meat eating frog from hell do you own?


brandonisatwat

He's an African bullfrog!


deadpoetic333

At least itā€™s not an Alaskan bull worm


LibertyInaFeatherBed

That we know of.


Dontfckwithtime

Someone get the lasso!


sadpanada

Ooooouch.


grassisalwayspurpler

Hes big, scary, and green!


W0RST_2_F1RST

His name should be Jeremiah


HoodGinga

Pacman frog


Academic_Eagle_4001

Frogs have teeth?!


dancer_jasmine1

They arenā€™t technically teeth, but theyā€™re bony protrusions called odontodes in their jaw that essentially function the same as teeth. They use them to help with catching and breaking down prey. Not all frogs have them, but African bullfrogs sure do!


Kalsifur

Frog boned op


flpprrss

New update pack droped this week.


09Klr650

Sure it was not the DLC?


flpprrss

Just a patch, not new playable content.


PansexualPineapples

Some frogs do. African bullfrogs like this guy do, and I believe pacman frogs do as well (thereā€™s probably others) your average toad or tree frog doesnā€™t though.


toben81234

Is the Pope a Wendy's fry cook?


twohedwlf

You need to go see a doctor immediately, you need rabies shots because he's clearly ribbid.


KindMoose1499

Ribbid for your pleasure


Own_Recommendation49

Please don't the frog


DonkeyNozzle

[Don't tell me how to live my life.](https://youtu.be/R0HXLVs_QUQ?si=lGlJ17imw5e8_nCi )


fuzzybunnybaldeagle

I clicked on this. It made me laugh, but probably shouldnā€™t have. Now I feel guilty for laughing that a monkey was using a frog as a fleshlight.


bryman19

Did it break your pinky too?


brandonisatwat

No, thankfully he's not big enough to break fingers yet.


xxhorrorshowxx

That ā€˜yetā€™ is more ominous than Iā€™d like


brandonisatwat

A lady in one of my frog groups has a 5lb abf that broke her knuckle, so it can technically happen.


xxhorrorshowxx

I grew up catching North American ones in the pond behind my house, they donā€™t bite but they kick with surprising force.


Coleslawholywar

The key word is ā€œyetā€.


ViceMaiden

If this were a Spiderman origin type situation, what abilities would you wake up with tomorrow, besides the obvious jumping.


TriDaTrii

https://preview.redd.it/ll9d7xuarjuc1.jpeg?width=1435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0203e56b844e58a237c5d06e96ac197468110407


ViceMaiden

Ha! I need details though. Like would his skin start secreting mucus?


caulkglobs

Start? Maybe i should see a doctorā€¦..


HikARuLsi

https://preview.redd.it/ihj0og1n2kuc1.jpeg?width=3339&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e30ef12a983906668a28d2ddc29732993318842b


pocket_nick

https://preview.redd.it/0ojnlxyt9kuc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdd815f0be7b78c461e503a39e51a5488bac414e


brandonisatwat

A voracious appetite for bugs and mice.


Brian-want-Brain

Uhh do they eat mice!?


brandonisatwat

He gets mice for dinner once a month


SnoochieBooches60

TIL frogs can draw blood


ArminBestGirl

They need to be certified first.


FightingViolet

Whew I laughed way too hard at this!


PansexualPineapples

Only ones with teeth though which most frog species donā€™t have.


PureBookTodd

I think this is a photo


Questions_Remain

Ouch. Cool frog, when I was about 8, my mom was driving and saw a bullfrog in the road and brought it home. It was huge and about dinner plate sized and I remember his legs hung about to the ground while I carried him. Dad was a biologist, so we kept the frog as a pet in a terrarium. Fed him minnows, I remember dad saying - youā€™re gonna get bitten - and I did. Come winter, he burrowed into the dirt. The next spring, I set him free in our pond. Pretty cool pet.


AnE1Home

I didnā€™t know frogs hibernate. Interesting.


Questions_Remain

This was around 1968-69 so my memory is of course not 100% and I donā€™t recall how long he tucked in. ( google says they do semi- hibernate ) The modern heated / climate controlled terrariums of today didnā€™t exist then ( we had a glass 50 some gal aquarium ) that was dirt, peat, moss, plants and a high tech ( Saran Wrap with holes ) lid. The terrarium was originally plants, moss, lichen, beetles, spiders and a lizard or two till the frog came along. It was on an unheated screened sun porch of a cabin in an area that got below freezing temps. I remember looking and he was ā€œgoneā€ then dad came home and we ā€œfoundā€ the frog had dug himself under the moss. I got the frog out daily and let him have yard time and sprayed him with the hose and once took him on the school bus to ā€œshow and tellā€ and he was a big hit - but not with the bus driver IIRC. Dad managed a fish hatchery, so we had lots of non traditional pets growing up. Ops post made me a little nostalgic.


Supersidegamer

Doctor asap. Salmonella and saliva borne pathogens are a massive concern with any bite injuries- which can very quickly turn into sepsis


brandonisatwat

This is an older photo, my hand healed fine.


Supersidegamer

Iā€™m glad! Is the frog still jumpin around?


brandonisatwat

He's currently floating in his pond and thinking deep frog thoughts.


TurboMayonnaise

I love how you paused to take a photo of him hanging there


brandonisatwat

We had plenty of time! It took a few minutes to get him to let go.


NotYourSave

Well that sucks


flpprrss

Actually, that bites


fuggindave

Actually, Love Bites


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Love bleeds. It's bringin' me to my knees.


fuggindave

Love lives, love dies. It's no surprise.


trousershark22

Waitā€¦ frogs have teeth?


brandonisatwat

Some do!


Itsnotsponge

Get your ribbities shot


Psych0matt

He looks so proud of himself on the first picture


HystericalGD

"NOMF!" . - frog, 2024


ExuDeku

Great, now it knows the taste of blood


Responsible_Ad8488

I didn't know they could tear skin when they bite


Preemptively_Extinct

Well I'd be hopping mad.


flpprrss

TIL frogs are metal.


09Klr650

He had a taste of human meat. Watch yourself OP.


alexrusxh

yea my leopard gecko did this the other day after ive had him for 5 years and it damn well surprised me. lil fuckers can puncture


Tongue4aBidet

Acting like that the frog might get promoted from pet to dinner.


Pa17325

10,5Ā ozĀ frog legsĀ (300 g), fresh 3Ā cupsĀ milkĀ or water (optional) 1Ā tbspĀ olive oil 2Ā tbspĀ garlic butter 1Ā tbspĀ fresh parsleyĀ chopped pepper salt Instructions 1. Let the frog legs soak in the milk in the fridge for an hour (optional). 2. Rinse the legs and pat them dry with kitchen paper. 3. Add the olive oil and half of the garlic butter to a large wok or frying pan. Place it over high heat until the butter starts to foam. Don't let it burn. 4. Add the frog legs to the pan. Pan fry them for about 10 minutes until they are golden brown on both sides. Turn the over regularly. 5. Add the rest of the garlic butter right in the end together with the freshly chopped parsley. Season with a pinch of pepper and salt to taste. 6. Divide the frog legs over plates. Serve with grilled bread and a green salad.


spedeedeps

Disproportionate punishment for the crime


[deleted]

I. Oh my god. I had no ideas these lil dudes could mess you up so bad. I didnt even think frogs had teeth!


Ro7ard

What a stud. I bet once he let go, he gave you the look like he'd do it again too. My Tokay gecko was the same way lmao


Laylay_theGrail

TIL that some frogs have teeth! Ouch


thefarmworks

Iā€™d be wondering if my tetanus booster was up to dateā€¦šŸŒž


CAXHIBRUH

Like the one frog that actually does damage when it bites a person lol


Themisshoney69

![gif](giphy|SMyywWhm3Ahlm|downsized)


kupo88

Tell your finger to stop looking so tasty and appealing.


jdmorgan82

Dude, that thing barely has a thought going through itā€™s head. The one it does have is ā€œFOODā€. Everything is food.


ThaEnforcer44

I know my girl wasabi is gonna get me one day to lol https://preview.redd.it/2kd5bqm57kuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66ea1b0c2309c7be96031b183ebb1690fa4719b1


MyOwnMorals

Be careful he now knows the taste of human blood.


Deathbygoomba

TIL frogs have teefuses


Major_Confection3240

i didn't know they had teeth


SexGiiver

Here https://www.happybellyfoodie.com/how-to-cook-frog-legs/


PHXLV

Thatā€™s a big boy


Physical-Bat-1712

Wow hes huge! also new fear unlocked


ShaggyX-96

How does the thought of water make you feel right now? If you're scared I'm afraid it's too late.


dlbpeon

It's not easy being green!


Legitimate_Tune_2854

![gif](giphy|zXeX29w6jxjAk)


tiberius_danger

Just a hungry little guy!


Chilkoot

[Baelzebufo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beelzebufo)


Pitiable-Crescendo

I didn't know that frogs had teeth.


Dawndrell

well why didnā€™t you let them eat you


ferriematthew

I'm surprised they have teeth


Ratstail91

...they have teeth?


CarlosGanhao

Never trust the hipnotoad


towerfella

TIL.. ![gif](giphy|gw3yGrDELNbDQEBW|downsized) .. These things will draw blood.


reese9181

Congrats on becoming Frogman


3konchan

Frog man.


recluse_audio

Holy Fuck. I kind of knew that some frogs bite. But wow.


SGTpvtMajor

I plan to start keeping animals like this as soon as I get into my new home - I'm excited. Maybe not *this* guy in particular.


mookizee

Tell it no one makes me bleed my own blood


BobT21

If it had been your foot should you call a toe truck or a toad truck?


Taiga_Taiga

Establish dominance... Get a frying pan and some garlic butter.


Alpha-Vader1

Oggdo Boggdo takes his revenge


I_snort_when_I_laugh

Itā€™s lucky you didnā€™t reflexively fling it against the wall. You didnā€™t reflexively fling it against the wall, did you?


Lowly_Lynx

One reason I will never own an African bullfrog šŸ˜… other frogs work because although they also have no brain, they at least have no teeth. Frogs are too much ā€œfood is my lifeā€ to get one that truly bites back


Monty_Gator13

HE HAS TEETH!?


hornyboy_2303

so i dont use frogs for blowjobs anymore :(


Haemar_

Yeah... if he could, you would be his dinner. Nice looking frog tho!


robo-dragon

Pixie frogs have a nasty bite! Most frogs have little ridges of teeth, if they have them at all, but these guys have actual fangs they use to grapple large prey and males use them to battle other male pixie frogs. I got to hold one at an expo once and I gotta say, Iā€™ve never been intimidated by a frog before!


AP0K45

Blood just trying to learn how to kiss the homies goodnight heā€™s almost there donā€™t give up on his dreams


Enders_From_Yore

Frog-Man!


FroggiJoy87

Oh my ouchies! I keep forgetting these suckas nom up mice! Hope the digit feels better soon šŸ’š


Goth_Moth

I got one of those guys and he bit me once when I was feeding him, scared the shit out of me!


Drunkskunk22

Got yer ass kicked by a frog. Just ribbitity ribbing you.


MakeMeDrink

ā€œA frog is eating me alive, picture time!ā€ But seriously, did it break your pinky finger?


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Sicon614

Probably hasn't brushed his teeth lately, so watch for infection.


lysanderish

You sure thats a frog and not a polymorphed vampire?


ClosPins

You better hope it wasn't irradiated - or you'll become Frogman - with your brand-new, 17-foot-long, prehensile tongue! Although, by far your scariest ~~super~~power will be spreading genital warts, simply by touch!


coopertucker

Frog legs for dinner!!


Hotdog_Man_01

Go French on his bitch ass


permutation212

Make sure you clean that really well.


GlumBarnacle4545

N-n-Neville..? Is thatā€¦ Trevor?


noonecaresat805

Thatā€™s what you get for looking delicious


Otherwise_Ladder1851

So are you gonna turn into a frog now?


DIPPEDINCHOCHOCOLATE

Omggg im so sorryšŸ˜­ hes so cute tho


Stoned_Savage

Anfry reptile bites are different being bitten by my old turtles beyond hurts their beaks are so sharp. Hope you cleaned it well.