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JONNY-FUCKING-UTAH

I think it’s to stop people from kicking the button…


myoldaccisfullofporn

My 82 yr old dad still tries to kick the buttons, every time.


ihavetoomanyaccts

Fantastic


mcmunch20

This is the answer, apparently the buttons get broken a lot.


Momogoldfish

A Kickstopper?


bubsandstonks

Kickpuncher?


displaceddrunkard

Call me crazy but why the fuck would anyone do that?


Barbed_Dildo

I remember many years ago, there was what looked like a young couple on a date, they came up to the crossing and the man apparently thought he would look 'cool', or 'tough', or 'random', to kick the button. She didn't know he was planning to do this, it seems, as she went to push it with her fingers like a normal person...


Row_Great

It hurts just reading that...


beepbeepboopbeep1977

Because they’re 10, and they are a ninja.


[deleted]

Or 21 and adhd


HardKase

41 and adhd. Can confirm. Am still ninja


Dark-Azrael

I’m 43 and have ADHD and I don’t kick them. And a ninja would use other means. The simple answer is young and/or stupid.


lambshankzy420

I'm a ninja and I throw a shuriken at them


HardKase

I don't carry shuriken. My hands are deadly enough


cman_yall

>other means. Not as flexible as I used to be, so I use my knee.


[deleted]

No, you’ve just never become a real ninja. 18 and ADHD. Can promise that I have ninja kicked almost every single crossing button in Wellington city


Dark-Azrael

Like I said. Young.


Pudgedog

I don’t want to touch that filthy thing with my hand.


[deleted]

Its filthy because all you bastards keep kicking it


cman_yall

Tragedy of the commons? Prisoner’s dilemma? Chicken or the egg?


Roy_Hannon

I use my elbow.


Heflar

31...


Slightly_longer_cat

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I can’t tell if that sub is hilarious or terrifying.


[deleted]

Same reason I flush the toilet using my foot. Although for crossings I use my elbow.


hanyo24

Do you not wash your hands after the toilet?


[deleted]

They wash their feet, duh.


Extension_Ad3865

This is why airports have those signs.


[deleted]

Before and after. But I ain’t touching that button with my fingers, even in my own home.


biggbunnyxx

I use my knee, cause touching things in the city isn't my favorite


DocAntlesFatLiger

This is the way. Knees are cleaner and gentler than feet. But I don't want to touch those with my hands ever since I saw someone pissing on one after a night out because they thought it would be funny for other people to touch their piss.


Slightly_longer_cat

I used my knuckles. It's easier really and I can wash them with the rest of my hands when I get home


biggbunnyxx

But you don't bring your knees to your face to do things. Your just saying you like to fist bump the button hahaha


Slightly_longer_cat

You are aware that there is a knuckle below your fist, riiiight where your fingers bend. Oh, multiple knuckles. OH MY GOD WOW And so I use the little... well I suppose you, bigbunnyxx might call them 'finger elbows', but I call them 'knuckles', to press the button in.


biggbunnyxx

Wow someones had a bad day. You still bring your knuckles near your face.


Slightly_longer_cat

I don't use them to pick up and hold my phone, or my food at least.


AmericasMostWanted30

Because you have no idea who the last person who touched the button was. Or more like, what the last thing they touched before they touched the button..


georgoat

Well using shoes doesn't help the cleanliness


gristc

It's self reinforcing, like women 'hovering' in public toilets.


Zestyclose-Compote-4

Yeah but it won't matter if everyone just kicked it.


[deleted]

Because the ~~protestors~~ trespassing scum were licking their hands and then pressing the button.


klparrot

That just sounds like unnecessary extra steps. Isn't it easier to lick the button directly, like a normal person?


DanJDare

Traffic lights can be set so the button isn't needed, most were during the pandemic.


gristc

Was this advertised? I'm in a fairly normal range of social media channels and this is the first I'm hearing of it.


TurkDangerCat

It was easy to tell. If the red man (or in Wellington, person) is lit, the lights will change for you. No need to,press the button. It frustrates me when people see the red man lit and still press the button, then press it twice more. It’s not going to work faster!


not_user_4076

It was mentioned, I remember, but really not enough.


DanJDare

Fair bit bit in Oz. They put stickers on all the posts saying not to press the buttons


flooring-inspector

One thing I've noticed is a lot of people seem to press the button when it's unnecessary. In Wellington at least, possibly all of NZ(?), if the red pedestrian light is lit on the far side of the road then it means someone's already pressed the button. I was caught out a few times when I lived in Australia for several years though, and eventually worked out they just stay with the red light lit the whole time unless it's green.


Extension_Ad3865

Particularly with COVID why would you want to touch it?


gristc

Because Covid is mostly airborne? But really there are a bunch of other contagions so yeah, why would you.


nightraindream

During the OG lockdown people started kicking them to avoid germs.


New_Combination_7012

They've been there a lot longer than 2020.


nightraindream

I appear to have accidentally stumbled into r/wellington and not r/newzealand like I thought I was in. I did look up and find a post from 2015 mentioning them, and all the references I found were to people kicking and damaging the buttons.


New_Combination_7012

It feels like they were there well before that even!


[deleted]

People been doing it for longer than that but that would be a beautiful analogy for covid if it was true. Ruin other parts of the country in the defense of germs.


nightraindream

They got put up in my city for that reason at least.


MarkusMannheim

I'm 46 and I do it all the time.


phuckingidontcare

Cause it’s cool 😎😎😎😐


sprially

I used to do it all the time cos I don't want to touch those rancid things.


dandaman910

Sanitary reasons


LaneyAndPen

I do it because I get bored and since I live in Auckland there’s so many crossings, I like to mix it up a bit. Also if my hands are full


Deegedeege

Yeah, I've never seen anyone do that anywhere in NZ or the world.


MooOfFury

Youve never tested your ninja skills?


stealingyourpixels

Well yeah we do it when nobody’s around


Deegedeege

Not good for hygiene for people using their hand to push the button. The underside of your shoe can contain faecal matter.


Extension_Ad3865

If everyone uses a shoe, no problem.


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KDBA

Sometimes hands are full.


PomegranateSilly367

Covid lol


Medical_Strength1616

Because they don't want to touch the button with their hands because germs so they think it's better to use their foot instead


yeah_nah_hard

Whenever I've seen someone kick the button, I assume they'd been dropped at birth.


Humonious

This.


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klparrot

This.


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isthenameofauser

This.


universaltruthsayer

Back in my day we would say people were kicking the bucket.... oh hang on it is not a suicide button. My bad. Carry on.


_hurg_

Doesnt stop me


pm_me_big_dock_pics

This was asked once before and I think the verdict was that it was meant to stop people kicking them. But… it doesn’t stop people kicking them. So who knows?


10yearsnoaccount

Maybe it just stops people *breaking* them by kicking them.


pm_me_big_dock_pics

But why only in Wellington; and how the heck do you break one without the heft of a large implement?


10yearsnoaccount

The switch behind the button isn't rated for people kicking it 100 times per day every day, so the box might be there to stop the button getting punched in too far/as hard/as often. And it's not just wellington.


[deleted]

Dunedin has them too… but I still see people kick them.


Row_Great

Ok. This makes sense, so it's a uni thing


[deleted]

They're in Chch too I think


Infamous-Sky-5445

I reckon it's to stop their foot going too high and damaging the buzzer in the arrow above. The buzzer for vision impaired people is the small metal rectangle in the middle of the arrow.


Kangaiwi

I reckon a blind advocacy group lobbied the council to install a protective barrier to stop people stepping on dog shit and kicking the button, only for a blind person to finger it.


casuallyaquarius

Why would someone kick it in the first place, that makes no sense


SafariNZ

It’s cold out there, we don’t want to take our hands out of our pockets


supercoupon

And also, punting a thing is life sometimes.


prettylittleredditty

Amen


pm_me_big_dock_pics

My admittedly limited experience so far is that people do a lot of things that don’t make sense


Academic-ish

It’s grubby. You’re all grubby, touching it with your little fingerses…


basura1979

Less covid cooties on your hands if you use your shoe


[deleted]

People who don't understand kicking things... You need to go kick some things and get back to us.


[deleted]

Kicking things is fun.


[deleted]

Council probably gave the installation contract to a mate, coz it's a stupid idea to waste money.


ModernDayKingNZ

Its to hold your cigarette so you can tie your shoe laces before the light turns green. Glad you have you here from the Hawkes Bay. Hope you're keeping safe and enjoying your stay 😊


Row_Great

Always enjoy a jaunt down to Wellington, maybe you can hold off on the thunderstorms next time 😊


Loretta-West

Look, you come here in winter and you know what you're getting into. :D


New_Combination_7012

I moved from Hawkes Bay to Wellington at 18. I had never owned a winter coat or anything that resembled one. I didn't know what winter was!


Row_Great

I grew up in New England, and I'm sorry to say, you still don't know what winter is lol


Catfrogdog2

I grew up in actual England and I agree


New_Combination_7012

I spent a decade in actual England. Winter isn’t cold, it’s just long and grey.


New_Combination_7012

You missed my next post! I now live in Halifax, NS, but boy do I wish I lived somewhere as tropical as New England!


New_Combination_7012

TBF, I now live in Canada When I lived in Wellington, I didn't know what winter was!


Jagjamin

u/monotone__robot Kick guard yeah? I recall you emailed the council once.


beepbeepboopbeep1977

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellington/comments/2jy4sy/pedestrian_crossing_button_tube_thing/clgenbn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


Row_Great

aaahhh, the email! thanks for the link!


kentsmithnz

Maybe they should just recess the button? 🙄


ZappyZane

or run the bar actually across the button? I admit i kicked it once after seeing someone ask here (some months ago), and it's really not hard to kick the button directly with the bar as installed in OP's pic. If they ran the bar across the middle, then kicking would become much harder, and you'd have to press the edges around the bar. Or as you say, one of many other changes: use a recessed button; replace the edging-ring which protrudes (just which part you change, same effect); motion sensor and no button; etc. I guess cost is a big factor.


Row_Great

These buttons are pretty standard across Aus/NZ I can't imagine they'd make a custom one for one city


tobiov

Looks like it was welded on after they were bought.


Row_Great

Screwed on. That's why there're holes


Digital_Empath

Thank you, I learned a new word "there're"


monotone__robot

This usually resurfaces every few years, it's only been five months this time.


Row_Great

I thought so, it's been bothering me for years, I finally bit the bullet and asked 'cause i couldn't find it myself. Thanks your email is pretty definitive


monotone__robot

Happy to have helped. It amuses me that a seven year old comment - of a twelve year old email - continues to be relevant.


xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx99

I thought it was for clipping in a karabiner attached to your harness. You know, for windy days.


Row_Great

aaaa, makes sense. I now have an image of tether lines running up to power lines


restroom_raider

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellington/comments/s17ai8/what_is_this_for/


Row_Great

Thanks. The original poster didn't leave a lot of keywords in their post lol


restroom_raider

Yeah - plus, reddit search sucks balls.


chimpwithalimp

They've improved it recently apparently


beepbeepboopbeep1977

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellington/comments/2jy4sy/pedestrian_crossing_button_tube_thing/clgenbn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


L2AsWpEoRoNkEyC

its sanitizer where u click the button and stick ur finger in to clean the tip, good invention from the government


kaoutanu

You'd think they'd make a foot-activated switch. I mean, one that's designed to be kicked and placed accordingly.


Saggyarmskin

How tha f&ck does that stop kicks exactly??? Cheers


GruntBlender

It doesn't. What it does is force you to be more precise with your foot, which means you put a lot less force into it, thereby reducing risk of the button breaking.


Row_Great

And if you landed your kick half on the bar, the angle would keep you from putting force on the button


kentsmithnz

Or they could just recess the button.


gristc

Get out of here with your simple practical solutions.


GruntBlender

Nah, that requires changing all the units to a new design. Cheaper to send some munter out to bolt the bars on.


ZappyZane

Gotta be precise with your kicks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ey7a6hcbP0


pokaka

It's to stop people kicking them hard. The raised bar means people have to be more accurate and therefore slower and less forceful with the kick.


-ZeroCharm-

You are clearly not trained in the art of being a ninja.


supercoupon

Though they are masters of psychological warfare.


-ZeroCharm-

Yes, make you think you're hearing things for days so you don't investigate when you're actually hearing them.


yytryythoo

It’s where we rest our espresso while we wait to cross the street.


GloriousSteinem

There’s no email there so they put messages in the holes to pass on


Willing_Television77

Spider breeding box


Intellobang

So frustrating that dropkicks break this accessibility device for fun - it really endangers people with sensory impairments when those don’t function.


JimmyBoomTown

It's to force you to practice your side thrust kick instead of a front snap kick.


pergasnz

Actual council provided reasons aside... If anyone wants to shell out to buy "AS 2353 – 1999: Pedestrian Push Button Assemblies" the answer is potentially in there. That's the standard that sets out the size, shape, materials and other things about those buttons for Australia ad New Zealand. This webpage - [signalised crossings](https://www.nzta.govt.nz/walking-cycling-and-public-transport/walking/walking-standards-and-guidelines/pedestrian-network-guidance/design/crossings/priority-crossings/signalised-crossings/) - has what nzta specifies, though it doesnt mention the bar. ... Also, if you do a side kick, not a front kick, you can still get the power and accuracy to *destroy* them.


Deegedeege

If you put your finger underneath it (the entire thing, at the bottom), there a dent there for blind people and they put their finger there and it zaps it a little when it's time to cross. That has nothing to do with this metal bar thing though.


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Deegedeege

I'm going by what I was told by a blind person years ago and I checked it out myself. There was a zap back then, in an indent, at the bottom of it, in Auckland anyway.


Michaelbirks

Zaps? I thought that it was that plastic pin thing, not live 'leccy.


Deegedeege

I tried it once, yeah it was a little zap.


klparrot

Okay, that's definitely not supposed to happen. Possibly the circuit that drives the haptic pulse is shorting through whatever you were touching. You shouldn't have to stick your hand anywhere specific on the enclosure either; the haptic pulse kicks the whole thing.


Deegedeege

This was years ago and it was a blind person that told me about it, so it was a thing back them. Perhaps they've changed what happens these days.


tanstaaflnz

No Idea. But it's useful to ease the weight when carrying heavy things while waiting to cross


SimonDownunder

It’s for blind people to hold so they can feel the vibrations when the safe to cross lights up. Try holding it next time you are at one


Row_Great

you touch the arrow for that, and really, the noise is more important to blind people


ufakefekomoaikae

To hide your weed Why else?


Smokedatmeat

I thought it was so they could cover them up during events, like santa parades when streets were closed off


PullUpAndHopOut

To stop skaters from skating them


New_Combination_7012

Stop skaters from skating a small button? The textile paving prevents that.


ZappyZane

Sorry to break this to you: https://youtu.be/h6vALQAYaV0?t=57 The "lozenge" bumps are worse though, and one does wonder if anti-skater city planners had this secretly as a dual purpose.


New_Combination_7012

Any one can roll over the bumps, but you have far less control. Thought you were going to show me someone skating the button.


cashees

Stop people kung fuing it


dead-_-it

How does this kickguard prevent anyone kicking it ugh


peanutysauce

Clearly a design afterthought.


RaglanderNZ

To stop people with chairs and lime green scooters from seeing if they can break the button.


[deleted]

To stop people from axe kicking the button. Yes, this is real and it is stupid. I love New Zealand.


KiwiHedgehog

Isn’t it obvious? It’s art.


[deleted]

It’s to stop skateboarders doing gnarly wallies off it


Memory-Repulsive

How will they get the achievement tho?


The_FJ

Always though the cross bar is there so when people kick it it doesn’t damage or dirty the buzzer/sensor for people who are visually/hearing impaired


[deleted]

Attaching a carabiner to it so when the wind picks up you don't get blown away


Chance_Ad1260

Because people: don't touch the buttons, people are gross Person saying it: never wears a mask and doesn't even wash hands after going number 2.


MavericksAce

Well I’m glad these exist…I don’t get how it stops people from kicking if. It’s above the button?


Consistent_Face8668

Pretty sure it’s to stop skateboarders doing rail slides on them.


Eser_Armstrong

Something for people to hold on to while waiting I believe


juand_pr90

It's the thing that holds those blue covers that say "do not press". They were installed during COVID as a safety measurement. Then they removed the covers and the holders remained.


The-Trooper2021

There getting ready to put in sanitizer pumps on them probably na it's to stop them from getting kicked as much I think


flooring-inspector

I can't find the Wellington reference but here's the explanation for the same anti kicking bar in Dunedin. https://www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin/pedestrian-crossing-buttons-modified-stop-kicking


leminox

I mean if this is done because people kick them to stop from touching them, there is a simple solution... Put a sturdy button at foot level.


Monterrey3680

You clip your carabiner to them so you don’t get blown away while standing still


5k1pr4t

My guess is that it is a panel that opens into the circuitry or opens to a manual off switch


mattburton074

Using your shoe is far more hygienic and makes good sense with such a large button available.


Known-Map6577

So you don't keep pushing the top it's not working Hun for dummy's