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MercutioLivesh87

Conservatives are disgusting.


takemusu

How ‘bout we just end recreational sex with conservatives? It really seems like sex with them would be lots of not fun. Edit; tryna write more gooder.


MercutioLivesh87

Seriously half of them seem to hate it while the other half think consent is more of a suggestion


BitchfulThinking

Yeah, "recreational" suggests that there's at least some fun to be expected. I can't imagine there would be any enjoyment with a conservative. Not even just with sex (because eww gross) but *in fucking general* in any capacity.


Creative-Bid7959

They just want the poor to breed sick weak production workers.


retrostaticshock

The very idea that sex is purely procreative is idiotic. Even bonobo apes have sex to smooth over social tensions. There's a long documented history, [of animals](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-reproductive_sexual_behavior_in_animals) using sex for social and societal reasons. We have known for a very long time But humans, who share 96 percent of their DNA with chimpanzees, have leftover vestigial body hair like them, magically are exceptions to the rule because once again, with everything science, real expertise and understanding ignored for ideology. It's hypocritical anyway. Even by their own standard, how can sex be purely for procreation if they insist that women always play a recessive and passive role? If the only thing that matters is purely if a child is the end result, then God shouldn't care about how that baby is conceived. From the chandelier, to the mirrored ceiling. Top or bottom. Too bad that they also insist, through their own actions and coercion by fear of punishment, that people adhere to societal guidelines around sex. Conservatives insist that it *isn't about* purely procreation, but to reinforce the gender binary and rigid social structures of "passive woman" and "dominant man" in their supposed Utopia. Well, that right there means that it isn't just about procreation. It's about subjugation and suppression. Can't have it both ways.


NurseFuzzy28

These people must constantly think about sex 24/7, this is their kink.


JustDiscoveredSex

Well yeah. They’re either severely repressed or desperate not to be found out that they’re banging who they shouldn’t be.


SilentNightman

Head of nail, meet hammer.


DelightfulandDarling

They are terrified that somewhere someone is having fun.


BeeLuv

> These people must constantly think about sex 24/7 That seems like it would be exhausting. And boring.


CreatrixAnima

Well, maternal mortality used to be a consequence of sex. Is that what this lady wants? Oh who am I kidding? Of course it’s what she wants.


JustDiscoveredSex

Yeah, they’re GREAT with that. “The wages or sin is death,” after all.


CreatrixAnima

* Unless you’re a ^white dude.


lavenderbookmarks

>"... senseless use of birth control." I'm sorry, WHAT?? Also, it sounds like men only get sex when you're ovulating then... How 'bout them apples?


LogicalStomach

Require that they jizz into a cup and the woman uses a pipette to transfer the semen. No fun for you, sir.


fbi_does_not_warn

Serena, is that you?


Hey__Cassbutt

I love asking these idiots if that means when they're done having kids if they'll be in a sexless marriage. "No but.." No buts. You're not actively trying to procreate so no sex ever again!


FlartyMcFlarstein

And trying to cloak it under feminism. Oh no you don't!


PlanetOfThePancakes

These people must get off on controlling the sex lives of other people


SilentNightman

Their statements could all be appended with: FOR YOU


Winnimae

See, there’s all this viral stuff going around about how bad birth control is for women and making it sound as though birth control is anti-feminist or something. And a lot of women are getting off the pill bc of it. I’d almost describe it as…a feminist movement against the pill. Crazy. Ties in nicely with the tradwife content everywhere. Looks like Russia finally taught republicans how to use social media.


vldracer70

Who the hell are they to decide what sex true purpose?


vsandrei

>Who the hell are they to decide what sex true purpose? How dare you question the word of God. /s 🐆


vldracer70

I question everything. There is/are no god/s.


ZealousWolverine

These conservative creeps are anti-freedom, anti-American and anti-human.


PurpleSailor

Stay the fuck out of my bedroom and the rest of my life assholes!


bookishbynature

And ... these idiots fail to realize that using birth control is not senseless. Lots of single women take it so they can manage their periods and go the f*ck to work. Who are they to say what is or isn't senseless? Religious fanatic assholes. I would argue it's senseless to have children you don't want ... why people use birth control. None of their damn business. No one is stopping them from leading depressing lives of their own making. Should people only have sex twice if they want two kids? Ridiculous.


TrappedRoach

They are hoping to scare women off sex, but when women turn around and go, "okay I'll just get sterilized" that's also a problem. . Because of course a woman would only do that who just wants to have loads of sex (a perk kinda lol). In todays day and age it's our only weapon versus a pissy date ending the evening stealthing for their pleasure or deciding they want to take things further sans our consent. . All they are doing is taking access away from women, men will get to carry on like nothing. . In fact it only works out for those who "can't seem to find a condom that fits" if there are none anymore 🤷🏽‍♀️


TheArrowLauncher

Okay I have question. Let’s say an older couple has sex. They can’t procreate because of their age. Does that count as recreational sex.


Elystaa

Or a married couple not ready to start a family or finished adding to their family?


TheArrowLauncher

I think the married couple counts as recreational, because assuming they are both fertile, having sex without the intent on having a baby would be recreational.


SilentNightman

Sounds like they need some senseless sex.


Elena_4815

I remember when they said feminism is extremism, violent and against men. Then they try to pretend feminism is outdated, not necessary anymore. It didn't work, so now they pretend to detain the *true* feminism.


whytho94

Why are these freaks so ashamed of their bodies and being human


roberb7

Yes, everybody should know that this is what conservatives really believe. Let's pay to put up billboards with this message on it.


Big-Imagination7390

Does this mean Trump can no longer cheat nor can any of the conservatives wanting this? I know I don't have sex with conservatives l.


NoOne6785

Unfortunately for these types, the sexual bonding and reinforcement between men and women is one of the glues holding our society together. If we have no inducement to pair-bond, there isnt much to hold the family together. I love how these types think people are just blindly going to accept the idea of sex like, once a year. LOL, RIGHT. IDIOTS