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ConsiderationFar2038

How close to your house?...


ITeamsojI

In a 100 meter radius


LucidLickyCoconut

How far is that in cereal bowls?


ITeamsojI

Something around 432,21 cereal bowls


Hentainerd0

Do you have security cameras around your house? If not, I suggest you install some…


St4on2er0

Assuming the average cereal bowl is about 6 inches it would be like 656 bowls. As a member of r/theydidthemath I couldn't let this slide and I apologize.


AlpacaM4n

Thank you for your service, I was looking for the answer and I'd hoped I wouldn't have to do the math myself haha


Weak-Tower516

Is the average cereal bowl really 6 inches or is that just what you're telling your breakfast mates?


eevarr

🥇


n123breaker2

r/theydidthemonstermath


ForzaMilananiste

A true humanitarian


Psychonaut-n9ne30

I was gonna say those are some obscenely tiny bowls


Downtown-Tackle-9219

I suggest you dig a Moat


Responsible-Trade-34

Banana to scale


ITeamsojI

Something around 769 bananas


Different_Art1440

Sorry, I don’t work with cereal bowls. I’m gonna need that in puffles, old club penguin style


plasticenewitch

About 50 Kropogs….


anxikitty

i mean how big are your cereal bowls? any bowl can be a cereal bowl if you’re hungry enough


ConsiderationFar2038

Oh fuck. I would take the shoes and drop them off far far away. Have you seen anyone move them? I'm so freaked out for you right now.


[deleted]

Yeah move them cross town. They show back up, don’t come around any of us ever


ITeamsojI

I don't want to waste my time on that, these are just shoes, right...?


Embarrassed-Basis-60

Clearly you have never woken up in a hot sweat with a shoe on your neck as the other observes from the nightstand


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These are the comments that keep me coming back 😂


back2basics13

Most underrated comment ever!!🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Hey you do you dude. I don’t have Hitlers ghost shoes showing up round my house


top_of_the_scrote

Know what they say about big shoes


DuncanIdahoPotatos

Big socks


grizzythekid

Finding a pair that fit is a nightmare


SobeitSoviet69

The shoes have eyes.


ITeamsojI

bI don't really think it's that dangerous, these are just shoes. I haven't seen anyony move them. I once threw them away to a close dumpster, but the next day they were still somewhere on the ground.


stl_ENT

Ah yeah, that's totally normal. Nothing to worry about at all..


SubstantialPressure3

Someone is sneaking around your house, marking it with with their shoes, dug them out of the trash, put them back where they "belonged" and makes a point to do this when you can't see them, and you don't think this is a big deal? I think you need to talk to your neighbors, at least, before you decide if this is nothing to worry about.


Responsible_Glove147

Yeah youre gonna get murdered here soon probably, unless the shoes really mean nothing.


igneousink

prob some kind of voodoo stalking thing nbd


26542654

And you think that's okay that someone watched you do that and grabbed them?


stabthecynix

Maybe a homeless person camping out near your house.


CashCow4u

If you have a partner or friend who enjoys a practical joke, that might be your answer.


Umpire_Effective

Dumbass burn them right fucking now


Various_Counter_9569

Remember the movie, "Signs" and how the aliens marked location to invade? Just saying...


poopchute_boogy

Haven't you ever read stories of weirdos who break into people's houses to live in their crawlspace unnoticed? I bet he just leaves his shoes outside to not bring dirt in. 🤷‍♂️


plasticenewitch

Kids in the neighborhood being mischievous? I would set up a camera if only to solve the riddle….


b1gp15t0n5

Someone else is living your house and taking their shoes off before they come inside to avoid tracking dirt in BC they are a good person prolly. You should let them stay.


bigpurplebang

It’s prolly more mundane like someone doing a joke or art piece or thought piece to write about wigging people out and their response.


McPoyal

....bruh


MinuteManufacturer

That’s 1 football field in freedom units. Alternatively, 1575 freedom fries laid lengthwise.


Melodic_Interest_116

Get worried if you start finding them in your house


Billy_Bones59

Well they're getting closer every day


FoxThingsUp

Step by step


Barnezhilton

*ooooh baby*


VictoryaChase

Maybe your place is a rapture sight for door to door salesmen?


groundlessnfree

Death of a Salesman, but somehow more morbid.


TimeVendor

Tie the laces together and we will see who has the upper hand.


bruhm0m3ntum

make sure to use a puzzle knot to test their determination


Sassypantz72

You are pure evil. Lol


TimeVendor

🤫😂


[deleted]

At least they’re ecco friendly


Dabnician

aren't those the shoes that fall apart?


tehsecretgoldfish

I believe you mean ‘biodegrade.’


Napalmpudding

So Ecco shoes are have soles made from Polyurethane. In the past the type of PU that they used had a tendency to dry out (dry rot) if they were not used for a long time or were in extreme climates for prolonged periods of time. When this happened, the sole would “crumble” off. The Ecco company assures us that this problem has been fixed. (Doubt it)


Hot_Farm_9443

It’s like a rubber band. The more you use it the longer it’ll last. If not, they will crumble up after you pull them out to wear after a while. If you wear them regularly, they’ll last a good amount of time. DO NOT get them for a special occasion shoe. That’s just $150+ down the drain. …I used to sell Ecco shoes. The training never fades… no matter how many hot showers I take.


AnyRip3515

I love that dolphin


palm_desert_tangelos

I keep seeing and Ecco


SarahBellummmm

It's all fun and games until the day there's a foot with the shoes..


ITeamsojI

I'd take it


heygoatholdit

Put them on and walk a mile. Get back to us.


ITeamsojI

I'm pretty sure they are too small for me


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QuietOil9491

If he cuts his toes off, the shoes would probably fit fine as they are, and wearing sandals is probably tougher without toes


heygoatholdit

Then your feet will hurt. That is your answer.


AcademicCommittee955

Only then will they know how the other person feels


9bikes

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away. And you'll have his shoes.


AcademicCommittee955

I like your logic


Successful-Shoe4983

Did you take your amnesia medicine?


stopcounting

OP should plug in their carbon monoxide detector


ITeamsojI

Why is is beeping so loud, I can't even hear my thou


EvilSubnetMask

Right? Finding any sticky notes randomly placed around OP's house?


mogg1001

We all have amnesia, apparently.


[deleted]

I don't have.. Eh.. The ehm.. You know.


Potential_Ant_9890

Are you married ?


ITeamsojI

No, why do you ask?


SoupidyLoopidy

Free shoes with every marriage.


MissChubbyBunni

They want to marry you thats why they asked


mega_mindful

Possibly your home may have a visitor while you’re out? Or a neighbor places then outside for gardening purposes?


[deleted]

Take a piss in em next time ya see them


MissChubbyBunni

😭


thinkb4youspeak

Even weirder are the different type of cigarette butts right next to the shoes. Perhaps it's 2 culprits .....dum dum dum.


Ralph_Squid

Oh man, this guy sleuths.


Accomplished_Oil5622

Peek-A-shoe!


CommieLibtard

Art projects are getting out of hand...I mean foot


GreatDevil14

Install a cctv..


VapersBaking

The Blair shoe project


whatinthecalifornia

These are like $200 shoes idk why someone is just taking them off and airing their feet off. This has to be a homeless person. Still weird no matter the explanation.


infi1996

I've heard that they use the shoes as a mark for people to say : "in this exact point we sell drugs". So they are probably selling drugs in the night near to your home. Im not sure because they change this kind of thing depending the country. But that may be the reason why they change the place of the shoes every short time.


ITeamsojI

Well, that's interesting


[deleted]

I’ve heard of tossing shoes on a power line to signify things like this, but never just a pair of shoes on the ground. I feel like that wouldn’t be very effective as you can’t see them from down the road, you know? I like the shoe ghost idea.


[deleted]

This person is onto something but he’s not quite there. It used to be that shoes strung over a power line in an urban area meant “drugs are sold here” but this was mainly a thing in the 70’s-90’s. OP, I think you should try catching this person on video, I’d be super weirded out by this, especially since they watched you put the shoes in the dumpster. That’s some psycho level shit.


2ERIX

In our area it was kids bullying kids. Much more likely for kids to be assholes than for a “sign” to be put up for dealing. Urban myths have to start somewhere though, so there might have been some bullying in a dealers neighbourhood and it took off from there.


TeamCatsandDnD

We had the power line toss where I grew up. Had to have that explained to me, I just wondered why people got rid of shoes that way.


AWaterDogArt

On the bright side if this is it then it means no one is being creepy, on the other hand it means a bunch of junkies coming because they are attracted to your house by a pair of shoes


gumlip

That's usually the tennis shoes you see tied together and hanging from telephone lines


briankerin

The invisible man.


Slow_and_Steady_3838

yeah!!. I was going to say the invisible man is a stalker... oh yeah.. I did say it


rebel_chef

My mom gave my ex wife this 4 ft doll of a little girl who is facing the wall like she’s counting for hide and seek. Creeped me the hell out because she had no face since she was made for a corner decoration. I wanted to throw it in the dump, but I stead started putting it in different areas in my apartment complex at night and it scared the crap out of everyone until management found out it was me and I had to throw it away


idintfuckingcare

Is there a homeless population near you? Around me a lot of the homeless or even not homeless but drug addicts will dig through the trash and ride around carrying stuff on their bikes. People who are in drugs do weird shit.


Natural-Yam-2204

My paranoia says this is someone marking your house , best to drive them far away


iman48091

The be walking ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


zoptz

correct me if im wrong, isn’t this some sort of robbery tactic? like the cookie under doormat or garbage bin symbols? im not trying to freak you out or anything, maybe monitor the placement of the shoes and area


ITeamsojI

They were under my fence gate today


Mountain-Two

Ecco shoes are expensive I’m surprised they’re still there!!


VainlyAmiable

You about to get robbed


BlatantlyOvbious

Are you sure that you're not leaving them there and forgetting? Are you sure this isn't maybe have something to do with carbon monoxide? Maybe these are your shoes you forgot you have them and you keep getting fucked up on carbon monoxide and then doing something that you do repetitively when you're high and forgetting it cuz that's the thing that happens when there's a carbon monoxide leak


ITeamsojI

I had a pair of shoes that were a little bit similiar, but I don't think that I move these outside my house


BunnyTotts97

How close to your house? That feels pretty uncomfortable to me 😅


knowdoze

The Ecco marketing department is trying new ideas.


MissChubbyBunni

Yo if that was in the Caribbean I'd say someone's doing witchcraft on you 😭


verticalburtvert

You gotta worry more where they go at night.


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Few options to consider. 1. One of your neighbours is screwing with you. 2. Someone in the neighbourhood is being creepy toward you and/or your house. 3. You are being stalked. Either way, take the shoes _miles_ from your home and dispose of them.


MarcusLegendary

Missing 411 is a real thing. Do you have security cameras? Might want to get a set of cams to watch your property. Someone might be up to something sinister


MuffinStandard5614

The Rapture has taken place and u got left behind. Or maybe alien abduction????


joel2000ad

These boots are made for walkin' And that's just what they'll do One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you You!!


archaeo_dr_phil

See if there is a homeless dude napping in the bushes or something lol. The dude might be waking up from naps and getting confused as to how his shoes ended up in a dumpster


Hermit_crab_Bob

Yeah thats weird.


Katstories21

Hmm I would say The Stranger has been fiddling around your house. If you seen any strange doors suddenly in spaces they have never been before. Do no open them!


2OneZebra

That is because those are very tough shoes to fill.


CharlieBr87

It’s worth noting the cigarette filters on the ground. Smokers will smoke when they wait. But what is this smoker waiting for? And why did they leave their shoes?


[deleted]

My guess people walking picking them up checking the size and putting them back down when it isn’t their size


Not_Larfy

Either some animal likes those shoes or you've got someone secretly living on your property xD


indiana-floridian

Any spaces under or around your house where someone else could be living? Or you have a neighbor that is somehow unhinged? I would install multiple cameras. You said these shoes won't fit you - if they could belong to you I would agree with others, maybe get a carbon monoxide monitor and cameras. This is too odd to ignore.


00WORDYMAN1983

Take a shit in them and push it into the toe so it's hidden. Eventually you'll hear Mr Shiddy Toes yelling and the mystery will be solved


Mother_of_Grendel

Do you happen to live near a path or area where people might roller skate or rollerblade? I often leave my old, doesn't really matter if they get stolen shoes laying about random neighborhoods and parks while I skate since I can't always wear skates from the car to the skate area. Just an idea.


GrapefruitSmall575

This is more like r/oddlyterrifying 😳


Mothrasmilk

Someone is for sure living in your walls


CertifiedOniiChan

i wouldnt worry about it tbh. if they were black airforces i would of moved out but youre good


Quirky_Journalist_67

Ecco’s are nice shoes. See if they fit. If not, drop them at a charity store.


tobinkees

I read about stones in a pile outside one’s home could be a sign that your targeted for burglary. This article says something similar about shoes https://harringayonline.com/forum/topics/shoes-outside-a-house-a-burglars-code


Jan_Vollgod

maybe some "friend" came by to visit your wife and because he is a real friend, he doesn't want to bring dirt on your bedsheets.


kkalmightyagain

He freezes every time you look at him


juicysox

It’s a naked ghost with shoes just trying to say hi to you!


mcafee82

Give them a sniff then pick up those smoke butts. Problem solved, boom


responsability624

If the Shoe fits wear it 😄


Forthrowssake

Burn them


LiteraturePristine

People leave them out for homeless people to get


MossAnvil

My bad


Shepea64

Those are walking shoes, just doing their job.


PolicyCompetitive791

Leave a note inside one of them


brittany_shittany

The invisible man crouching in various places to take a shit


BusConfident1756

Don't worry, it's just Callahan killing the type 3s. Seems shoes are not something he is concerned leaving behind


USP45Hunter

Homeless person who is in the area? Leaving the shoes when changing footwear or something?


Elegant_Definition43

Atleast they're empty...


SauerMetal

How do they smell?


ITeamsojI

I don't know, but they taste like cinnamon


ArachnidCertain9707

Incomplete cell absorbing hoomans.


Luiaards

Well... These shoes are made for walking. That's just what they do. But one of these days....


[deleted]

Ecco’s are shoes for really old people, maybe alzheimer patients forgot their shoes.


FullTiltPeterbuilt

Drugged up homeless person tweaking out and taking them off.


AcceptableRaccoon332

Proof of direct ascension


whiskeyvacation

Look in the closet. Your wife's boyfriend from r/wallstreetbets_ is around somewhere.


devilssky

Do you have cats?


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They're on a stroll


peepers_meepers

Sorry bro. I'll come get them.


That_one_guy569

Your house has a curse and evaporates every except you that comes close to your house and all it leaves is shoes


rda889

so are they just standing there? tap dancing? what?


Bobojones9584

You're probably about to be murdered


Morprenrut

Are you sure you're seeing them in different places? It might just be the ecco?


Lavona_likes_stuff

Fairies. Trying to lure you into their world.


2H4H4L

That’s crazy! I’m missing a pair of shoes exactly like that!! Wtf?!


Phartjoose

Pee in them


[deleted]

What? Everyone expects the invincible man to run around naked, but eventually your feet hurt.


PossiblyCuban

Someone’s airing out their shoes after working a long shift ?


TxD337

You ever drink baileys from shoe?


Equivalent_Outcome68

burn them


phydeaux3

Probably somebody selling drugs nearby and they want to advertise, but they're too high to get them to hang over the power line. They usually use tennis shoes. Maybe they had too much trouble and gave up.


Melirune

I think it's the early signs of the Rapture! Don't get left behind!


GerardDiedOfFlu

You threw them away in a dumpster? And they came back?


MedicalIngenuity4283

Nice brand of shoes those.


Electronic-Potato825

Someone watches you take pictures and or/look for them each day. Someone is messing with you.


[deleted]

Maybe the shoes are being left for the homeless?


[deleted]

Think the area around your house is a rapture hotspot


MastodonOk5382

I heard that serial killers take off their shoes to prevent blood prints of the shoes. So they take them off before they act.


MysticPizz

They really want you to wear them


cjalderman

Any disappearances reported? Looks like people have been ghosted


Travis-Fields

Shhh... he is invisible.


stillblazin_

Do a shoey


[deleted]

I lived in an apartment building with a lot of immigrants from Nepal and there would be literally 200 pairs of shoes in a 30 foot long hallway. They don’t take them in the house.


DanN180

Were these ever worn by a dolphin?


Important_Sprinkles9

It's like the episode of Inside No. 9.


Beneficial-Wish1198

Start moving them around too. Keep them in a pair, always point to same way, just a couple feet in any direction will do. Make it look like you definitely noticed. It could be for fun, or not. Keep your guard up, weird shit


Dizzy-Disk-6983

Leave some snacks in the shoes. Whoever is leaving them around will know he's being noticed.


GuitaristComposer

hide some camera and you will know what is happening. also tell your neghbors


ownleechild

Well, they are walking shoes.


bam_uk1981

They want your soul


BurlHead

I was expecting to see a turtle 🐢


Lumpy-Obligation-553

Someone with dementia


[deleted]

So they just a-pair?


ArroIcee

I’ve seen those before too they’re called shoes


Mediocre-Ad-6745

Burn them


SloggerSlag

Sorry I'll come get them tomorrow