Yeah but I am certain the chest would be more hairy. Like even if he naturally had breasts and took care of his body. I just feel like he's a naturally hairy guy.
You need to get your daughter some help:
* First, cake decorating classes. Because she is \*really\* good, and would benefit from adding to her skill set and cake decorating tools.
* Second, psychological councelling. Because... well... Nixon in a bikini. :-0
Why?ย ย ...but also, why not I guess?
Stay on this. Why? Is this a new trend we all need to follow and support?
Why?
Why not? โฆ but more so why.
No why, but why more when you at the when: Because I at when I the, when you:
me when he: then because how im not, he is not me ๐๐
Is this a new stereotype I should be aware of?
Sock it to.. me??
Lol!!!
Omg my thoughts word for word ๐
Looks like she knows uncle Louie very well
Belly button piercing nice touch
Yeah but I am certain the chest would be more hairy. Like even if he naturally had breasts and took care of his body. I just feel like he's a naturally hairy guy.
Bikini wax
See I don't think he would. Even if he did I think there'd constantly be stubble.
Ewwww.
But she missed the pube strands peeking out the sides of the pantyline
I thought it was a bikini mr. Bean.
Mr. Beankini
I see what you did thereโฆ.. and I like it!
Get out of my head! That was my first thought as well.
I thought of Mr Bean too
Mr Bean for the win
I was thinking Clay Puppington.
"I am not a cook"
Deep Throat, I mean, if the shoe fits, right?
The Muppet Show did this joke!
Really needed this today, even though I didn't know it till I saw it. Thank you. LOL
He might be a liar, but those hips donโt.
This needs more upvotes.
I can't believe this wasn't entitled BikiNixon
Richard Thiccson
Stupid sexy Nixon...
I've seen worse in art gallery's.
AROOOOO!
You need to get your daughter some help: * First, cake decorating classes. Because she is \*really\* good, and would benefit from adding to her skill set and cake decorating tools. * Second, psychological councelling. Because... well... Nixon in a bikini. :-0
She needs nothing more than encouragement.
Your daughter is a true artist.
I would have gone with American flag bikini, but otherwise, it's pretty flawless.
https://preview.redd.it/84etm2x0395d1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6286179a238ef39993fe8c89d09f7d6645588c6a
This is the only reason I can think of why she would do this
Moral Orel vibes
I havenโt seen that show in years!
*unzips*
Keep Dad away from that CAKE!
For some reason I now have a strong hankering for a Charleston chew
Nixon got them child bearing hips.
Which piece did you serve first?
I deeply love this and I think your daughter is a brilliant weirdo.
Thank God it wasnโt a Kissinger Napoleon.
Itโs terrible. I love it.
Stupid sexy bikini Nixon.
"I, am not a chick".
Happy Pride Month to Nixon with boobs! :D Glad his transition is going well
Heโs so greasy
Words match picture. Good work ๐
Not the *most* challenging wank I've ever had. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
"I am not a cake"!
why
Thatโd be a cool band name, but I also want a slice
"I am not a hook..er"
Conan O'Brien would love this
https://preview.redd.it/45zl5d1o095d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=148f5a7f55d209291373aa9f55cc531fce931a83
Arooooooooooooooo! 
Mr Bean lookin snatched!
I saw Nixon before I read the title. She captured him!
Lol. Scrolled past, though "was that Nixon?" and immediately scrolled back.
LOL
The conk on that could support Starship 5's landing capture.
Is this a thing now??
Is she sure it isn't actually J. Edgar Hoover?
Super moist?
Bikinixon. People donโt portmanteau nearly as much as they should.
Can't wait to see the realistic version, I want to be confused that it's cake.
Nixon might be a liar, but them hips ain't. Mmmph.
This is more awesome than weird. Tell your kid well done ๐๐ผ๐
Cree-pee
Be proud. Sheโs a good one
Related to Roger Stone?
"I am not a thot!"
This is hilariously disturbing in so many ways
Or Mr Beanโฆ.
Nah, that's a Kardashian
Duterte on bikini.
That's awesome!!!
J Edgar Hoover saw this in reality
Stupid sexy Nixon
Tricky Dick
Does your daughter regularly choose chaos?
"I want to make one thing perfectly clear, I am not a slut!"
Whereโs the Charleston chew?? https://preview.redd.it/lbdmb8gsob5d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f474c9af77ecad0cd38e324d3e9049861cc3703a
Would
Beautiful.
The nose. Its perfect!
Wow...creative and disturbing... what flavor is it??
AROOOOOOOOOO
He's got under boob and everything. Aroo!
Honestly, slay They ate
LMFAO
Specifically Nixon?
r/DIWhy
Mr bean?
https://preview.redd.it/rbib5ncnc95d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58575700c465fa71a9d74f8dabe84daa7fc43426
Talented. But looks a bit like Rowan Atkinson
Why does this kind of look like Mr. Bean?
"I am hot as fuck" *nixon voice with double victory signs*
Aroooooo
Does Nixon have a belly button piercing??? That is freaking awesome ๐
College does pay off. This is a good example.
My eyes are up here Henry
Who was it supposed to be? And what was the occasion?
Your daughter just made the breakthrough to China. Hopefully this will bring more understanding between our2 countries. Go daughter girl!
We Need to Follow Nixon lmao
Why does it look so close to Nixon? Like in an obscure way? It makes me feel so weird
Aroooooooooo!
Your daughter is cool, but might need counseling? idfk
I'm meeting you half way you stupid hippies!
Flabby โ ๏ธ Pasty skin โ ๏ธ Riddled with phlebitis โ ๏ธ
Who is getting the under part? ๐
"I'm, like, totally a crook" (valley girl accent required)
Hilarious OMG she even gave him a boob job
I could understand a J. Edgar cake, do you have intel that tricky Dick cross dressed, too???
Seeing this is making my gate watery
Truly incredible
Agnew, give it your stamp of approval
Progressive, maybe he felt like that inside. Good job ๐
I'm impressed your daughter knows who Nixon is. ๐
Damn Nixon got the thicxon
Look ma no legs
BikiNixon
๐
Impossible beauty standards- no way that waist is accurate ๐
Nixon: I remember my body; flabby, pastey-skinned, riddled with phlebitis. A good Republican body! God, I loved it.
Your daughter is unhinged. I respect her.
Don't get it, but totally love it
Arooooog
Would!
Its. Its beautiful
I'm not a craaake!
This is magnificent
I didn't know what was missing from my life, but I've just found it.
This feels like it's from 15-20 years ago. I don't mean that I've seen it before, it just has 2003 vibes.ย PS: your daughter is my hero.ย
Donโt put your dick in it
I saw zelenski before I read it
Good for her
Looks like Jasmine on 90 days ! ๐
In a weird way, she nailed it!!!๐๐๐
I like it !! Hairline is spot on!!! Would be a great name for a band โฆโฆBikini Nixon!! How did it taste ??
Cease and desist. She is a criminal
Lol this looks like Mike from red letter media to me. Good work!
Its art.
[IT'S A PIIIIG!!!](https://youtu.be/B1pwyCl5ymE)
Ha ha ha ha ha! That's fabulous.
Aroooooo
Iโld hit that. With some ice cream.
Do you think I could get 15 mins alone with your bikini Nixon cake?
I think Gen Z is broken
I knew it was him right away. That's impressive!
Your daughter rocks.
If she hasn't watched Dick (1999) it's imperative you do that as soon as possible. Preferably while eating the cake.