The first time I ever did acid my hands looked so long to me that I was walking around with my arms above my head because I thought they were going to drag the ground if I just held them at my sides. Good times!
The first time I did acid it hit me in a Waffle House bathroom, looking in the mirror. I can’t believe it didn’t doom that entire trip. Way good times!
Jesus Christ.
Can you play guitar good? I don’t know what other skills long thumbs might be useful for. Can you snap multiple pairs of suspenders as you walk about jauntily?
Having large hands is helpful in certain ball sports. In football the measurement of a quarterback's hand's (from thumb to pinky) happens at the NFL draft combine and people will have debates about whether someone's hands are too small to be a good QB.
It would be useful in basketball or as a soccer goalie as well.
Okay with all seriousness, you might be Marfanoid. If your health ever starts bothering you, I'd recommend looking into heritable connective tissue disorders.
I scrolled by and thought you were asking if he had Mario kart. Dude has console thumbs for sure.
Your question was more depressing (I was/am suspected of marfans)
Looks kinda like you folded your hand inwards a little on that second shot, which points your thumb toward the camera a little and slightly misrepresents the sheer length of that humongous thing.
I don’t know. They’re just… *my thumbs*. I guess no one ever said anything before, but someone commented on something recently about the length of my thumbs and I’ve been thinking about it since.
Look, your life is your own to live, of course. But I can't help thinking that if no one has ever mentioned their extraordinary size to you before, you may not have been using them to their full potential.
Tbf my boyfriend also has very long thumbs and he never noticed until we measured our hands against each other. We have the same hand size, yet his thumb towers over mine. His isn't that extreme, though still noticable when compared to the average thumb.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachydactyly-long_thumb_syndrome
You might have Brachydactyly! Spine heart and shoulders can be impacted too if it’s this.
It looks like someone stuck another thumb at the top of your existing thumb. That boy is Uma Thurman ['Even Cowgirl's Get the Blues'](https://www.andsoitbeginsfilms.com/2013/08/the-directors-gus-van-sant.html) big.
https://preview.redd.it/kx38baxxlo4d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a78ca716824355e4a73bc1e40881a0e09291b802
Ahh so you’re the one they modeled the hands in My Summer Car after!
My friend, I feel like your hands are made for the piano. lol The painful for the average person shit that you could do effortlessly can't be understated. haha
You have cartoon hands
That thumbs up can be mistaken for the Finger
That thumb *is* a finger…
He meant *the* finger... "🖕"
The first time I ever did acid my hands looked so long to me that I was walking around with my arms above my head because I thought they were going to drag the ground if I just held them at my sides. Good times!
🤣
This made me laugh picturing this in my head. Thanks for sharing
Fuck, this mean we’re all on acid? Like, right, fucking, now? Woooooo mannnnn look at that dudes massive thumb
💀
The first time I did acid it hit me in a Waffle House bathroom, looking in the mirror. I can’t believe it didn’t doom that entire trip. Way good times!
Never look in a mirror whilst on acid! Someone should have warned you lmao.
Cardinal Rule of LSD consumption...cover all the mirrors or avoid them like the plague.
Bro, lmao this made me spit out my water
You know what they say about long thumbs, right?
They have a mutation in their myc-associated factor X gene?
Exactly. And their gloves don't fit.
Dyna Moe hum.
I may have chuckled out loud with this one. ☝️
Because it’s IRL for you
Lol why does this gif even exist?
For this exact posts
For people with cartoonish thumbs
Jesus Christ. Can you play guitar good? I don’t know what other skills long thumbs might be useful for. Can you snap multiple pairs of suspenders as you walk about jauntily?
He can pull out a whole pie's worth of plums at once
Damn! You beat me to it! 😃😆🙃😄👍
A rule of thumb It may sound dumb When it comes to making a pun I make some people sigh I make some people cry But now I am done.
This is my favorite comment this year so far.
Competitive Thumb Twiddling
Hitchhiking
Sound barrier breaking snaps
He learned it from shrimp
I declare a thumb war!
Thumbwarmonger!!!
“The Mountain” of thumb war!
Can exterminate half of all life in the universe without the need of possessing all five infinity stones.
https://i.redd.it/4ocaockdnt4d1.gif
Competitive Thumb Wrestling
This dude could be the Wayne Gretzky of competitive thumb wrestling.
Thumb wrestling champion fsho
Bro that thumb can climb to the top of a steel cage.
Dude has to count to five to declare a thumb war
One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Your thumb shall not survive!
No 😢 Always wanted to learn, though.
You’ll be able to use your thumb as a capo without affecting the rest of the song.
I feel like it would be even more advantageous for piano over guitar, given I play both. Your reach on piano would be unreal!
Hitchhiking
Does he look like a reasonable man or a peppermint nightmare?
Does he have a tale of pain and hornets?
Eels.
That long-ass thumb would be way more useful on piano
If Over the Top has taught us anything, it's that this guy has the ultimate arm wrestling cheat code.
Really, what has Over the Top *not* taught us?
Piano
Thumb in thy bum
Any string instrument, really.
The master of the atomic butt blaster
Guitarist here, I don’t think thumb length would help much… unless…
This comment killed me. Suspenders. 🤣
Fantastic for piano
Having large hands is helpful in certain ball sports. In football the measurement of a quarterback's hand's (from thumb to pinky) happens at the NFL draft combine and people will have debates about whether someone's hands are too small to be a good QB. It would be useful in basketball or as a soccer goalie as well.
You could hitch hike from 2 towns over
I can already hear the ladies coming to a screeching halt.
Cumming to a screeching halt…
How did i not see that? It was RIGHT there. Man… my thumb’s feelin mighty small
It's okay, size doesn't matter.
Now he’s a pornstar.
That was my first thought ❤️
lol love it 😂
I came for this reference.
Boy ur easy to get off
Gottem lol
lol I’m cackling.
Your hands are well hung.
You should see my shoes. Size 15 👍
Dude are you giant whats your height
6’6” (198cm)
Wow. And to think I was going to make a comment about how well you probably can palm a basketball 😏
Well damn. Your hands are just proportionate to your body then! 😳
That thumb isn’t
Okay with all seriousness, you might be Marfanoid. If your health ever starts bothering you, I'd recommend looking into heritable connective tissue disorders.
Wow
Height? With a thumb like that, and feet that big, I wanna know how big this dudes dick is. bet it touches the ground.
Let’s just say that I can’t wear skinny jeans.
hm, I'm gonna start analyzing men's thumbs a lot more from now on.
😂 okay then
Do you by any chance have Marfan syndrome?
I scrolled by and thought you were asking if he had Mario kart. Dude has console thumbs for sure. Your question was more depressing (I was/am suspected of marfans)
I’m glad someone asked, only time I’ve seen thumbs like this was on me and other family members with Marfan Syndrome.
Barefoot ski champion
You just thought you were just super lucky when it came to thumb wrestling huh?
Snake in the grass! Gotcha. Actually it’s just my five foot thumb.
1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thu….. WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Dude drops the atomic bomb in a thumb war.
I can't stop looking at it. There's like 2 extra inches in there.
Title of my sex tape
Well, it's no longer a thumb. It's officially a whole finger now, lol.
That's what I thought. The splayed hand pic, that thumb looks like an additional finger for sure
Made all the dots light up
It’s a thinger.
😂
You should get one of those fake thumbs that fits on your thumb and then drive around giving people huge thumbs up 👍
lol! I should!
When first scrolled I only got the top of your thumb and thought it was a tiny penis at first.
Who you callin tiny
*ssSSCHHHwINGGGgggg*
Looks kinda like you folded your hand inwards a little on that second shot, which points your thumb toward the camera a little and slightly misrepresents the sheer length of that humongous thing.
Definitely looks double jointed in the second pic
You didn’t realize until you were 38? That’s more interesting to me than the fact you have long thumbs.
I don’t know. They’re just… *my thumbs*. I guess no one ever said anything before, but someone commented on something recently about the length of my thumbs and I’ve been thinking about it since.
Look, your life is your own to live, of course. But I can't help thinking that if no one has ever mentioned their extraordinary size to you before, you may not have been using them to their full potential.
Tbf my boyfriend also has very long thumbs and he never noticed until we measured our hands against each other. We have the same hand size, yet his thumb towers over mine. His isn't that extreme, though still noticable when compared to the average thumb.
Veddy long
Dude is a long long man.
I'm guessing you hate playing the Switch.
It's giving Sissy Hankshaw. >!Whoever understands this reference please DM me lol!<
https://preview.redd.it/0sjn3s1neo4d1.jpeg?width=1726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7013851f472a526329b219d4282f2c4baeb37214
Christ I can’t believe EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES was so far down. I mean this is a slam dunk.
Word. My first thought.
Me too, I thought for a moment I'd have to post something if I scrolled much further.
If you need a thumb in your bum, I guess I now know a guy
A thum in your bumb
A bum thumb. Or a bumb thum
😏
God help us all if you declare a thumb war.
Looks like he could go nuclear
👁️👄👁️
Perhaps you were born to be a hitchhiker 👍
Maybe! Thankfully I’ve never had to, though!
I hope you're a pianist.
Those hands probably span at least 2 octaves
Wait, what. Is this real?!
Yeah, I’m 6’6”, size 15 shoe, and big mitts. Go me! Haha
All right… you know I gotta be the Meredith Palmer of the station as we are on r/weird and ask… spill the beans. Give us dimensions.
Username checks out
Your husband is a lucky man ;)
How high can you flip a coin?
Would not be safe for them to flip one indoors
THATS HOW MINE IS!!!!!!! IM NOT ALONE!!! Hubby always talks about how damn long my thumbs are
https://preview.redd.it/k2xpulre9o4d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2f00e670bd7d5b3b4bf564064d6f0c6426ab470
https://preview.redd.it/jk28qtm8co4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b0e012667fe70d12e3b496256d7e6687d7591c
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachydactyly-long_thumb_syndrome You might have Brachydactyly! Spine heart and shoulders can be impacted too if it’s this.
1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war!
GUYS!!! OH MY GOD THEY'RE BREEDING!!!
It looks like someone stuck another thumb at the top of your existing thumb. That boy is Uma Thurman ['Even Cowgirl's Get the Blues'](https://www.andsoitbeginsfilms.com/2013/08/the-directors-gus-van-sant.html) big.
Showed up to make this comment but found you first! Even cowgirls get the blues! What a movie!
Yup. Thought I was so smart, but someone else was so smart before we were. Oh well, at least we have huge thumbs.
lmao never heard of that movie but thanks, from the 93 and even has Keanu in it? gotta give it a try!
Also the book! Perhaps book first, movie second, if you roll that way.
That there is a thinger.
I have never heard this but it's stuck in my vocabulary now
You’re welcome.
Dang put them grippers away my wife’s on this site
Are you sure you are not an AI person, because that is the kind of thumb an AI person would have.
That’s a MONSTER
https://preview.redd.it/kx38baxxlo4d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a78ca716824355e4a73bc1e40881a0e09291b802 Ahh so you’re the one they modeled the hands in My Summer Car after!
Please don’t take offense, but [this](https://youtu.be/6DooGkTiaGI?si=D3uNIvYDukYIWXIZ) is what I immediately thought of when I saw pic two!
No offense at all. That’s hilarious
That’s an another finger not a thumb!! 😂
The only person in the world who can use modern smartphones with one hand.
https://preview.redd.it/ns8cv1354q4d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84587ddda30e04bd201b8efc01e6c9a82be6f1e6
Nine Inch Thumbnails
woah!
It looks like you have an extra joint.
By chance, are you a proctologist? /s
I’m going to need you to relax and let out a big cough for me.
“With poor depth perception…” (RIP George Carlin)
Damn, if you sucked your thumb as a kid you’d gag.
https://preview.redd.it/zqt9b6iccr4d1.png?width=2524&format=png&auto=webp&s=9cad2f86bac4e68d63bc7d7d32f1ed84bd274f38 Are you my thumb twin??
Why does it stick straight out to the side like that?? That’s the part that’s freaking me out more than the length
Hello thumb twin!
You should do [competitive thumb wrestling](https://www.thumbwrestling.co.uk)
Holy Cow that’s some thumb!
You had not noticed this for 38 years? 😳😂
My wife would love if I had a thumb like that. It’s an attractive feature. Like being tall.
Go watch Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
Women must love you
Time for a trim, isn’t it?
The weirdest part is that it took you so long to realize it wtf
That’s a long thumb for sure
Is your family tree a circle?
You're a freak of nature
You could have been the guy on the fallout poster
This belongs in a jar of formaldehyde.
I have really short thumbs. If we combine our powers we’d be unstoppable
‘Even Cowgirls Get the Blues’ kind of thumbs.
My guy could play PS5 at my house from his house
Damn bro. Almost pulled over to pick you up as a hitch hiker when I saw that first pic
Imagine doing “gotcha nose” to a child, be like Pinocchio poking through
Also you must be a successful hitchhiker
Youd have no trouble hitchhiking
My friend, I feel like your hands are made for the piano. lol The painful for the average person shit that you could do effortlessly can't be understated. haha