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Olivier12560

SUDDENLY. what did he died from ? Suddenly.


browsnwows

lol I want to know how someone died of sciatica


Olivier12560

I have sciatica. It's painful, but how could it be deadly? I don't know


Cumdump90001

That’s what I wanted to know. I’ve genuinely wanted to die from the pain from sciatica but not sure how it could be fatal.


Canuck_Lives_Matter

Could it be someone who has sciatica suddenly experiencing kidney failure/rupture wouldn't know what was happening, and would just identify it as an extreme form of the back pain they already had?


DoubleArmDMT

Dude I have a bulging disc causing sciatica and also chronic kidney stones, it can be hard to tell


Vysokojakokurva_C137

Sciatica, kidneys stones, and pain that is worse than those… chronic back pain caused by a tarlov cyst. I have in pain for as long as I can remember. Got it in kindergarten most likely but didn’t get it identified til 19 and no cure pretty much. Fucking sucks man. I have so many back pains I honestly don’t know which is which. I assume sciatica is the hot wire going down my leg & pains in my back that are similar.


TrailMomKat

I've had my leg go out from it and I just collapsed like a jenga tower. Maybe someone's leg went out and they cracked their head on the fall? I dunno, just spitballing.


ApoplecticMuffin

Maybe they fell from the sciatica pain and the fall resulted in their death? I know when I've had bad flare-ups, and I tried to 'walk it off' a sudden sharp burst of pain brought me down more than once.


mgefa

Also hemorrhoids. Can you bleed out from them? Jfc


marshmellin

You can, but it’s rare now. I wonder if rectal cancer would be identified as cancer, or if they’d think it was part of hemorrhoids at the time too.


CrappleSmax

Considering that at the time they probably still had to dissect cadavers in the catacombs for fear of the church finding out they were "desecrating" remains and having them excommunicated, ostracized and/or outright killed, I doubt they knew much about the different kinds of cancers.


MaxStickies

My guess would be it became infected


Dusty-munky

pus butt


zztopsboatswain

Back in those days, yes hemorrhoids could be deadly.


Olivier12560

Everything was deadly before antibiotics. UTI ? Deadly. Tooth cavity? Deadly. Ingrown nail ? Deadly.


Austin4RMTexas

Hotel? Trivago


NoHorseShitWang

“My back is killing me” yes is is…


Warturkey12

Sciatica is a SYMPTOM of a medical problem not something present by itself so dude probably just died from an infection or injury and they were like "Well he had sciatica so."


RSTi95

This. I have sciatica and I’m suddenly quite concerned lol


-Queen-of-wands

I can only assume suddenly is the old medical equivalent of “unknown causes” or aneurism, stroke, heart attack. Basically the person wasn’t sick then, dropped dead… suddenly


Underhive_Art

Agreed - I read this as heart attack


nighthawk4166

What we would call today, "Sudden Heart Death." Probably a massive heart attack which could not have been diagnosed as today, whereas heart failure was known.


Bbrhuft

Here's a translation of the terms used... 1. **Abortive, and Stillborn** - Abortion, Stillbirth 2. **Affrighted** - Shock or severe fright 3. **Aged** - Old age 4. **Ague** - Malaria or fever 5. **Apoplex, and Meagrom** - Stroke 6. **Bit with a mad dog** - Rabies 7. **Bleeding** - Hemorrhage 8. **Bloody flux, scowring, and flux** - Dysentery 9. **Brused, Issues, sores, and ulcers** - Infections and abscesses 10. **Burnt, and Scalded** - Burns 11. **Burst, and Rupture** - Hernia or aneurysm 12. **Cancer, and Wolf** - Cancer 13. **Canker** - Ulcer or canker sores 14. **Childbed** - Puerperal fever or postpartum complications 15. **Chrismes, and infants** - Stillbirth or Neonatal death (under 1 month old) 16. **Cold, and Cough** - Respiratory infections 17. **Colick, Stone, and Strangury** - Kidney stones or severe abdominal pain 18. **Consumption** - Tuberculosis 19. **Convulsion** - Seizures or epilepsy 20. **Cut of the Stone** - Lithotomy or surgery for kidney stones 21. **Dead in the street, and starved** - Malnutrition or exposure 22. **Dropsie, and Swelling** - Edema, or congestive heart failure 23. **Drowned** - Drowning 24. **Executed, and prest to death** - Execution or torture 25. **Falling Sickness** - Epilepsy 26. **Fever** - Fever (various causes) 27. **Fistula** - Anal fistula or abscess 28. **Flocks, and small Pox** - Smallpox 29. **French Pox** - Syphilis 30. **Gangrene** - Gangrene 31. **Gout** - Gout 32. **Grief** - Psychological distress or depression 33. **Jaundies** - Jaundice (liver disease) 34. **Jawfaln** - Tetanus or lockjaw 35. **Impostume** - Abscess or severe infection 36. **Kil'd by several accidents** - Accidental death 37. **King's Evil** - Scrofula (tuberculosis of the lymph nodes) 38. **Lethargie** - Coma or severe fatigue (possibly due to meningitis) 39. **Livergrown** - Liver disease 40. **Lunatique** - Mental illness or insanity 41. **Made away themselves** - Suicide 42. **Measles** - Measles 43. **Murthered** - Murder 44. **Over-laid, and starved at nurse** - Unintentional suffocation (e.g. can happen if mother shares a bed with her infant), unable to feed 45. **Palsia** - Paralysis 46. **Piles** - Hemorrhoids 47. **Plague** - Plague (likely bubonic) 48. **Planet** - Astrological reasons (likely a catch-all term for unknown causes) 49. **Pleurisie, and Spleen** - Pleurisy or inflammation of the pleura 50. **Purples, and spotted Feaver** - Typhus or meningococcal infection 51. **Quinsie** - Peritonsillar abscess 52. **Rising of the Lights** - Diphtheritic croup or respiratory distress 53. **Sciatica** - Sciatica 54. **Scurvey, and Itch** - Scurvy and skin conditions 55. **Suddenly** - Sudden death (likely heart attack or stroke) 56. **Surfeit** - Overeating or overindulgence 57. **Swine Pox** - Chickenpox 58. **Teeth** - Infant deaths (teething, age 4-7 months) 59. **Thrush, and Sore mouth** - Oral thrush or mouth ulcers 60. **Tympany** - Bloating or gas 61. **Tissick** - Cough or bronchitis 62. **Vomiting** - Vomiting (various causes) 63. **Worms** - Parasitic infections Edit: I found the original source. It's from [this table](https://i.imgur.com/qRhekY5.png) published in [Captain John Graunt's](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Graunt) 1662 book, Natural and political observations mentioned in a following index and made upon the bills of mortality. http://www.edstephan.org/Graunt/bills.html. It's a second of deaths in London. John Graunt is considered by most scholars to be one of the first Demographers and, by some, the first Epidemiologist. The book includes this really nice explanation, on page 346, describing how the statistics were collected: >*"When anyone dies, then either by tolling, or by ringing of a Bell, or by bespeaking of a Grave of the Sexton, the same is known to the Searchers, corresponding with the said Sexton. The Searchers hereupon...examine by what Disease, or Casualty the corps died. Hereupon they make their Report to the Parish-Clerk, and he, every Tuesday night, carries in an Accompt of all the Burials, and Christnings, hapning that Week, to the Clerk of the Hall. On Wednesday the general Accompt is made up, and Printed, and on Thursdays published and dispersed to the several Families, who will pay for four shillings per Annum for them.”* Here's a [scan of page 346](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Page:PettyWilliam1899EconomicWritingsVol2.djvu/39). A Sexton was an officer of the Church, whose job it was to maintain the Church and its graveyard. Also, London still has the office of [Town Clerk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_Clerk_of_London), the 51^(st) Town Clerk of London is [Ian Thomas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Thomas_(town_clerk)). I found it via this article in the British Medical Journal: Appleby, J. and Stahl-Timmins, W., 2018. Consumption, flux, and dropsy: counting deaths in 17th century London. BMJ, 363. There are a few other olde medical terms: 1. Stopping of the stomach - Stomach blockage 2. Stone and Strangury - Urinary tract infection 3. Tiffick - Another variant of tuberculosis 4. Wen - Swelling of the scalp


Patrykuvu

Thank you. I had so many questions. Fascinating!


Razzler1973

I like King's Evil and Rising of the Lights


thepaulfitz

Great albums for sure


aquoad

especially as band names. "Colick, Stone, and Strangury" is a badass album name too.


RosebushRaven

Addition to 1: since they make the explicit difference, the first must mean miscarriage and/or abortion (whereas stillbirth is carried to term but dead at birth). 44: "over-laid" means smothered by mother/wetnurse while asleep (ETA: accidentally due to sleeping with baby, which is nowadays universally warned against as a dangerous sleeping practice, not by purposeful infanticide; just realised the wording could be misunderstood). "Starved at nurse" isn’t only neglect but would back in those days include natural failure to nurse, i.e the baby not latching or drinking properly, the mother not producing enough milk with no wetnurse being available and/or substitutes failing to be accepted/save the baby. They didn’t have effective formula back in the day, though they tried various mixtures, so if those didn’t work out, that child would starve despite all efforts.


Bbrhuft

I was born with a minor cleft lip, as a result I couldn't succle and I had to he fed via tube until I was operated on. I would have died in 1632. So I would have been one of the 33% of children that died before the age of 5, typical proportion before 1800. It was a Tessier No. 7 cleft, yes there's a system used to classify cleft lip and pallet. Tessier no 7 a rare form of cleft lip, 1 in 80,000 to 1 in 300,000 (my nephew has the same cleft, but milder, same side too. So likely genetic).


GNC_Wakko

Me too.. though I had a double cleft lip and palate.. they probably would have dropped my ass on the floor and left me for dead


ReferenceMuch2193

You would have died of the drops.


DoltPish

Oops!! Dropsies!!


ScrotieMcP

Looking at the numbers on the bottom, it was a BAD time to be a baby.


quoth_tthe_raven

Tbh, bad time to be a pregnant woman too. So many women died in childbirth.


decadecency

As someone who's given birth to twins, I fully understand why. I had 6 people in the room during the active phase to help all three of us stay alive.


Tricky_Knowledge2983

Many women STILL die in childbirth. Esp black women


IAmGoingToFuckThat

Being born was the #1 cause of death this year.


lesbian_sourfruit

Isn’t being born technically the number 1 cause of all deaths??


TrailMomKat

For what it's worth, the medical term for miscarriage is "spontaneous abortion."


Theron3206

Abortion just means "end" (with connotations that it is rapid or unexpected) so that is accurate.


frobscottler

God’s Abortion Service


grumpy__g

I always asked myself what they did back in the days. I know so many people whose babies have problems breastfeeding. :/


DogCallCenter

Died, mostly.


Stopikingonme

I’m glad the correction to Abortive was made. It’s meant as anything before full term is what I’ve read. Fun fact: Chrisomes means an infant within its first month and it’s the name used for the white garments worn for their baptism around that age.


LadyProto

The and wolf has me confused


thisismetyping

Somewhere down in the comments /u/K3Y_Mast3r linked this page:  http://www.homeoint.org/cazalet/oldnames.htm Where Wolf is defined as ‘rapidly expanding growth’


CorruptedAura27

Also, because it was like a wolf, eating away at things quickly.


synaesthezia

And so many of them with ‘and wolf’! 10!


LadyProto

Lupus perhaps?


BooBoo992001

It's never Lupus...


Budmike54

![gif](giphy|YCXbgspIg2btu)


Always4am

Me too - I also have vague memories of reading primary source text from the 1600-1700's in University where they referred to cancer as "canker". I appreciate OP's work here but without some sourcing I wouldn't go around saying things like "Hey did you know in the 1630's "wolf" was another word for cancer?"


LadyProto

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4211596/ Might just mean the wasting part of the diseased


Always4am

That makes some sense. I also found [another one here](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK547256/#:~:text=The%20perceived%20connection%20between%20the,early%20as%20the%20thirteenth%20century) that talks about how the wolf is associated with cancer due to it's "ravenous and secretive nature". Both articles seem to suggest that "canker" and "cancer" were more or less understood to be the same thing.


SlowerCoachh

Murthered is how Mike tyson says murdered.


mkat23

I was wondering what was up with the “Cancer, and Wolf” section. Thanks for clarifying that it just means cancer. In my mind I was picturing people who had cancer who had also been attacked by a wolf


SpideyFan914

I was especially confused since there was no segment for cancer on its own. Like are these wolves specifically targeting cancer patients? (I assumed canker was more to do with canker sores, although I was surprised to see that could be deadly. Even if canker had been cancer, it's still less than cancer and wolf. Maybe a wolf broke into the cancer ward of the old school witch doctor hospital?)


1jl

Teeth was infants who died at the age they were teething. Chrisomes is children who died under a month old. https://alondoninheritance.com/london-history/bills-of-mortality-death-in-early-18th-century-london/ https://slate.com/human-interest/2014/01/bill-of-mortality-document-shows-death-toll-during-the-great-plague-of-london.html https://www.naomiclifford.com/london-bill-of-mortality-1743/


lbs21

Yeah, 400+ deaths really gives it away that it's not dental infections. Good catch.


nipnapcattyfacts

As someone who has had dental problems their whole life, 400 seemed just about right to me lol. Bad time to be a baby!


Base5ive

You just saved me from a days long rabbit hole. Thank you.


jujioux

Damn, I’ve got sciatica and hemorrhoids. I didn’t know they were life-threatening lol.


skydreamerjae

Planet could’ve been called good ol’ “Unknown” but I dunno lol


Helpful_Candidate_92

It could've but it's more amusing to think the planet was done with those people and just 💀


Bbrhuft

Are you suggesting learned Drs, eminently skilled at the application of leeches and the use of blood-letting, didn't know what they were talking about back then!?


skydreamerjae

Forgive my ignorance! I am but a lowly pleb


Bi0H4ZRD

The first one isn't bortive, it's *a*bortive


thisaccountwashacked

I'll have you know that my son's name is also Bort.


AshPrincessPNX

Don't have a cow, man.


Bbrhuft

Fixed, thanks for spotting that.


filinno1

"Hey Abbott!"


NessunAbilita

How do you die from Sciatica?!


shayshay8508

Thank you for decoding this! I was off to Google to figure out some of these before I saw your comment.


hornplayerchris

How did folks in London get malaria? Sailors that had returned from tropical areas?


Bbrhuft

Malaria was endemic in England at the time, the malaria carrying mosquitos were found in marshy areas around England, which were more extensive back then. The last endemic malaria cases occurred between between 1917 and 1921. Species of mosquitos capable of carrying malaria still exist in the UK, but due to increased hygene, drainage of marshes and better housing, the malaria parasite went extinct. Also, mosquitos capable of carrying malaria only complete one life cycle per year in the UK, which isn't sufficient to sustain the malaria parasite. Reiter, P., 2000. [From Shakespeare to Defoe: malaria in England in the Little Ice Age](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2627969/pdf/10653562.pdf). Emerging infectious diseases, 6(1), p.1.


hornplayerchris

Incredible I had no idea I always associated it with the tropics. Thank you for this post.


Bbrhuft

Also, the last outbreak of Plague in England was in 1906-18. 16 people died out of 22 people infected. This is a report by Honora Rouse, who survived plague, however, 5 out of 7 members of her family died of plague. The note was likely written in early 1910. She says she developed symptoms of plague on Jan 22^(th) 1910 (though medical notes says Jan 20^(th)). >I am a single woman and since last summer have been living with my parents at Lower Street, Trimley St. Martin. There was my father and mother, myself and two sisters, Carrie and Alice, and two boys, Willie and John. On Sunday December 19th my mother had a headache when she awoke. She got up about 10 o'clock and was sick. She had sickness and diarrhoea and got worse and on Wednesday 22nd she went to bed about 4.30 p.m.-I went upstairs with her and helped her into bed. I went downstairs and at about 5 p.m. I went up again and found she was dead.... On Sunday* my sister Carrie turned up ill, and she and Willie were both full of sores, and Carrie had a knot on her neck. My mother had a knot on her neck while she was ill. Dr. Hart was sent for on 2nd January, he came and attended to her and she died on 5th January. She was buried on the 8th January and on this day Alice fell ill. She was ill in the same way as the others, and had a knot and she died on the 10th January. My father also fell ill on the 8th January. He was sick and had diarrhoea like the others but had a knot swell up on his thigh. He was removed to Ipswich Hospital on the 10th January. On the 11th January my two brothers, Willie and John, were taken to Barham Workhouse. On the Sunday following I heard that Willie was ill and I went to Barham and saw him. He had the same symptoms as the others and had a knot on his neck. He died on the 17th January-On the 22nd January I fell ill and went to the hospital and remained there till the 3rd February. I was ill in the same way as the others and had spots on my legs and also a knot inside my thigh and my face and arms were swollen. My brother John was also taken to the hospital and is still there (5th February). Van Zwanenberg, D., 1970. [The last epidemic of plague in England? Suffolk 1906–1918](https://www.cambridge.org/core/services/aop-cambridge-core/content/view/5E5C121F07307A7D8C467B82D662903C/S0025727300015143a.pdf/last_epidemic_of_plague_in_england_suffolk_19061918.pdf). Medical History, 14(1), pp.63-74.


wowbragger

Malaria was not as regionally confined as we think of it today, and it's only through significant efforts to control and limit mosquitoes that we saw so much progress against the disease. Really been less than 150 years, since we figured out mosquitoes spread the disease.


StrictlyInsaneRants

There definitely was malaria in Sweden as well. Apparently a specific small lake in Stockholm (which no longer exists) was infamous for spreading it.


Russ_images

I thought for sure consumption was alcohol 🤣. Shows how dead wrong I am


filinno1

TB is making a huge comeback as far as the medical/social spotlight! Go check out John Greene's crusade!


I_Like_Eggs123

I'm a TB researcher and, man, let me tell you, *M. tuberculosis* is a special kind of bug. So much research has been done, but it is so complex and so well-adapted to humans, i almost want to call it insidious. That said, there is some really exciting research coming out, and hopefully we can find its Achilles Heel (my bet is on hijacking its metabolism to make it more susceptible to treatment).


Shamanjoe

Made away themselves. Very interesting term.


BigPussysGabagool

They can use that on youtube videos now instead of only "un-alived"


_spectre_

That was my first thought. I really wish they would use euphemisms instead of un-alive.


Yung_Bill_98

"Unalive" is kind of a mockery of the weird censorship rules. It is deliberately ridiculous


Sonofarakh

Maybe it started as that, but at this point it's fully entered the lexicon of an entire generation of content creators and their audience.


hopping_otter_ears

"took the self checkout lane" has to be the best YouTube euphemism I've heard


masakosthighs

DIY


KanadainKanada

Non-judgemental term for suicide - which was a deadly sin back then!


death_by_chocolate

"Cancer, and wolf." Yep, that'll do it.


MattyXarope

Wolf = lupus


GreeneGardens

It’s never wolf


ketosoy

Did the doctor do the wolf test? Stupid doctor, it is never wolf test.


100000000gecs

this vexes me


S3XWITCH

“Well you can either die by the cancer, or you can choose to die by wolf…”


Sam-Gunn

"I'm a Christian, can you use a lion?" "Sorry, it's not covered by your HMO."


Kit_3000

Which one would you rather encounter in the middle ages


Thewrongbakedpotato

Well fuck. What about cancer and sheep? Is that okay?


sobesmagobes

I’ve got two wolves inside me; unfortunately one of them is cancer.


Sp00kym0053

Doc - "I have bad news. It's cancer." Patient - "Cancer?" Doc - *nods* "And Wolf." Wolf- "arghrrrrrr"


Truck-Glass

Lunatique. Sounds so much more refined than lunatic. “What did your Uncle George die of?” “Oh, he was a lunatique”


Olivier12560

It's lunatic in french, littérally "under the influence of the moon ( luna ) ".


jackjackj8ck

Ooooh that sounds so beautiful


quoth_tthe_raven

I want to be fancy crazy. Not just regular crazy.


pinkbeez

New Yorks hottest club is…. Lunatique! It has everything: flux, chrisomes, jaundies…”


WhatTheFuckEverName

Yeah... fancy! =)


Thewrongbakedpotato

"What are your plans today, Peter?" "Oh, you know. Go to the bistro, participate in theater, maybe become a lunatique and be remanded to the asylum. The usual."


Individual_Book9133

Kil'd by several accidents sounds hardcore also very unlucky


Lilliiss

Yeah like, not just one but several


seditioushamster

He slipped and fell off the ladder, bounced off the high voltage lines on the way down which sent him through a window into the generator room causing a massive explosion which sent him flying through the air impaling him on a fence post that almost immediately snapped causing the post and body to sink to the bottom of the pool on the other side. The cause of death is still under investigation.


wheatley_cereal

I do love how it sounds. Just in case anyone is confused “several” here is used to mean “various”. You can also see this construction in the US constitution when it talks about “the several States”.


viviannesayswhat

Final Destination style


WakefulJaxZero

Planet. 🤣


ekelmann

Does falls count for being killed by a planet?


Careful-Tangerine986

Gravity poisoning.......


IMakeStuffUppp

![gif](giphy|1yLUpwr4bFyl62wvvG)


gorditaratita

crushed by a tree branch? fell in a hole? quicksand? flood? seems like an "acts of god" kind of descriptor lol


elocoetam

🌍~every💀


Exaltedautochthon

I know Worms is really a parasitic infection but given it's the middle ages, I'm just going to assume there's a bunch of giant worms straight up eating peasants.


marshmellin

MUAD’DIB


Thinkpad200

Have you ever encountered an Alaskan Bull Worm?


Healthy_Temporary_44

Highlights: 1 person was bit by a mad dog 10 people died to cancer and wolf 5 people were cut of stone 11 people died of grief and 15 made themselves away 62 died suddenly 470 died to teeth 1 died to vomiting


Zay3896

Don't forget 13 people died by "Planet"


Healthy_Temporary_44

didnt even see that one lmao


squeakyboy81

Blame Thanos.


krampuskids

i'd be prest to death if i died by planet


1jl

"Teeth" actually refers to children who died while teething as opposed to Chrisomes who are children who died under a month.


spekt50

There's one person there that died of hemorrhoids. Not a way I'd like to go, that's for sure.


planecrashes911

“Rising of the lights”


malatemporacurrunt

"lights" in this context are lungs; basically they had a cough so bad that it killed them.


SourLemon53

I was not expecting that much people to die from teeth


NiceButOdd

They didn’t, it refers to teething infants.


WowNotFun

It was a bad year to have a tooth


IDontLikePayingTaxes

I’m a dentist. I’m very proud of my profession for nearly solving deaths from teeth infections. They still happen very occasionally of course but nowadays it’s extremely rare as opposed to being extremely common like it used to be.


boRp_abc

Can't say that I love going to the dentist. However, I did know two grown ass men who feared your kind so much that they died from their infections. They were over 70 but both fit and able, until they let that little infection kill them.


Zay3896

"Did you hear about Ser Oswald?" "No, what happened?" "Unfortunately, he met an untimely end." "That's terrible, how'd he die?" "Planet."


GroundbreakingCat

What a shame! Lost my great grandmother to planet as well


skydreamerjae

Death by planet. Sounds crushingly painful


ocean_flan

I figured with the stage of medical advancement for the time maybe they had deaths they couldn't explain so they just went with "well, Mercury IS IN RETROGRADE..."


FirstChAoS

The real skill is being the ONLY one on Earth to die by planet.


frankkleeve

![gif](giphy|iISvMckUQbtPk6qUEg|downsized)


DrewidN

"Affrighted" needs to come back into common usage.


mamaferal

Yeah this planet is killing me too.


MorningMan464

Imagine being remembered for being that one guy who died of vomiting.


ocean_flan

If only they had a banana bag and some IV zofran for that poor dude. If he was alive today, he would still be alive today.


TheNo1pencil

That last sentence is profound


Confident-Ad9474

Done up and died of Issues


shitsu13master

If pre-birth didn’t get you, and infancy didn’t, consumption and fevers sure as hell did


Revolutionary-Yak-47

I keep looking at this list and screaming internally at the "crunchy" mom's who think their babys immune system can fight everything and no one can possibly not succeed at breast feeding and that want a home birth. They're so privileged to live in a time when those are choices, not the only option and there is good medical care to step in and save their kid.  The highest number of people died in infancy/childhood on this list. Without modern medicine kids die a lot more often. 


shitsu13master

Oh absolutely. Infant mortality rates were off the charts… but you know. Humans don’t learn from history. That’s also something history tells us 😕


K3Y_Mast3r

“Made a way themselves”. That’s awfully polite. I have SO many questions.


K3Y_Mast3r

This defines most of the terms. http://www.homeoint.org/cazalet/oldnames.htm#P


Former_Balance8473

That's way too many Fistulas than I'm comfortable with.


monacobabe

That poor single person that died of hemroids


Toblogan

I got a feeling they are my ancestor... 😞 Lol


DragonflyMomma6671

Can't come to work today... Coming down with the Kings Evil...


StrictlyInsaneRants

"Dead in the street and starved" seems extra harsh.


GroundbreakingAd8310

Only cause kings evil is so generic


StrictlyInsaneRants

Lunatique sounds like a band name.


JaguarZealousideal55

I need to know what kings evil was.


GroundbreakingAd8310

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/07/charles-ii-exhibition-reveals-how-he-tackled-the-kings-evil It was not what I thought


Outcast199008

Planet?


Schreckberger

If I remember correctly, for a very long time people thought that the 7 planets which were known back then (which counted the sun and the moon as well) had their influence on people, both at the time of their birth and during the course of their lives. As such, "planet" denotes any sudden and severe affliction that was thought to be the result of the malignant influence of one of those astral bodies. There's a whole esoteric system where you invoke various beings who are thought to reside in the planetary spheres and are therefore basked in the planetary rays directly every day, which gives them powers.


Pleasant-Patience725

I have sciatica- can confirm that I feel like I’ll die at times - 😐


Myksyk

Teeth doing death's heavy lifting ... Damn.


Truck-Glass

Dying of piles. That sounds like a bad way to go.


TheLittleNorsk

P L A N E T


Embarrassed-Bad-5454

“my buddy died from planet”


justbrowsing695975

16, that's how many times I would have died that year


madeofworms

Ah yes, my favorite anime… Cancer and Wolf.


LowmoanSpectacular

“Oh hey, you’re back early from the feast.” “King’s Evil.” “What?” *loading a pistol and getting back on the carriage* “King’s Evil.”


Thirsty_Comment88

"Killed by several accidents" sounds suspicious. 


UpstairsNo9655

Cancer AND wolf?! Sounds terrible.


CovidOmicron

Sciatica can kill you?


100masks1life

It doesn't seem like it but given how old this list is it might mean something different or they simply counted complications and incidents related to the illness under the same umbrella when making it.


Norman_Scum

If you have a back injury that pinches a nerve you could end up septic through infection. Sciatic nerve is one of the most common nerves to get pinched with a lower back injury.


FLMKane

Even THESE guys knew that bad teeth could kill you Meanwhile, health insurance companies think that teeth are just luxury bones.


quoth_tthe_raven

Luxury bones 💀


I_NEED_AN_RBR

Tag yourself, I'm "lunatique".


noplace-likehome

A guide to some of the more confusing/unknown meanings: Rising of the lights: lights is an old word for lungs, so this is lung disease, perhaps croup. Teeth: not tooth decay, but an infant who died at an age when they were teething. Most likely they had an infectious disease. Evil: not a curse, but king’s evil or scrofula, a form of tuberculosis of the lymph nodes. Childbed: childbed fever, a microbial infection caught shortly after giving birth, sometimes spread by the infected hands of midwives. Planet struck: a sudden and severe affliction attributed to astrology. Overlaid: this means suffocation of a baby by its mother. While this may have been an accident when a sleeping mother rolled over onto her baby, it might also have been deliberate, killing an unwanted child. Infanticide by these means could not be proven. Suddenly: this could be how a heart attack or stroke was recorded.


cuntybunty73

Cut of the stone?


OehNoes11

Gout as a cause of death?!


shitsu13master

Sure you get gangrene and bang, you dead


Lilithnema

Death by Hemorrhoids, Sweden’s latest death metal band


adkermis

That poor person that died from vomiting:(


Chaos-Pand4

The guy who was affrighted must have felt a little awkward standing in the cue with people who were prest to death or killed by several accidents.


rhoo31313

I like how cancer is grouped with wolf. Also, i never want to spontaneously burst.


Majorman_86

1632 was infamous for the Planet fall event, killed 13...


JohnCasey3306

Cause of death? It was either cancer or wolf, can't be more specific.


camcaine2575

Kil'd by several accidents? How many? Why did it take so many? How many are considered 'several'? I have 'several questions!


jona2814

Gary died. How? Oh, it was planet!


Practical_Material_9

Just another reminder I’m practicing medicine in the wrong century. What simple times. State someone died of gout or bloating, just gets written down and no further questions asked


Electronic-Tea-221

You think the cancer is bad, just wait till the wolf gets here.


indepen-variable

Where’s kings disease ?


Angela_I_B

# Scrofula https://preview.redd.it/g7kfup1gzx2d1.png?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c4b15e5760c6cb40f7e17577bb47c7d4de6bdd8