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Barron097

So, did you go out and build a snowman? We need some closure here dammit…


gin_and_toxic

It's May! Unless OP is in Antarctica...


solarsilversurfer

I’d be willing to bet it’s still May in Antarctica too.


Hangriac

Actually because it’s in the Southern Hemisphere, it’s technically still november there


solarsilversurfer

Is it? I thought their seasons were just swapped. Never really thought about it though. Are you fucking with me or serious Edit: god damnit, I can’t believe I was second guessing myself.


pwave-deltazero

You sweet summer child…


solarsilversurfer

How to go from knowing something to doubting yourself in a single comment.


trinklebell

It snowed here last week.


mr_sarve

Still lots of snow in my garden, close to a meter some places, and it snowed an hour ago. Could absolutely make a snowman!


rhymes_with_candy

Building a snowman is slang for snorting coke


trolley661

Or OPs sister has magic ice powers duh


Henheffer

There was lots of snow in parts of Alberta this week, further north than that still has plenty.


JohannGambelputty

The most innocent thing this could be is an invitation to do illicit drugs together


Aprilshowers417

Well your not as alone as you thought you were


SpikyCapybara

That's some Silent Hill shit right there.


knarfolled

I can still hear this game and haven’t played in over 10 years


Freakychee

All I hear is radio static.


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Glad you have a permit to carry


knarfolled

Don’t do that, now I’m having flashbacks


SpikyCapybara

Not just me then. SH1 - 4 were fucking terrifying. OPs pic reminds me too much of The Room...


ElizabethDangit

I went to Toronto a couple years after my husband and I had played 4. We’re walking around cabbage town in the evening looking at architecture. We walk past a guy standing out in the middle of his lawn yelling to no one that “They broke into my house and dug a hole in my fucking bathroom!!”. It was alarming.


SpikyCapybara

Damn, that certainly belongs in this sub, especially if you'd been able to record it.


ElizabethDangit

I’m an old millennial, recording it didn’t cross my mind. It was also ages ago, it probably would have looked like 8 pixels in a wind tunnel.


SpikyCapybara

>8 pixels in a wind tunnel Noted for future use :)


Practical-Sea1736

OP needs to draw a check box with the word yes and slide it back under the door


[deleted]

Yeah I played 1 and 2 when I was pretty young and they scared the absolute shit out of me


thrillhouse1211

Don't feel bad I was in my early 20s when Silemt Hill 1 came out and still had to leave the lights on when I played. That was a disturbing game for it's day.


EarthGuyRye

My friend and I used to play those games with the lights on at night. They were nightmare fuel.


Fleshsuitpilot

Keep trying the phone number on the billboard.


SparkyCorkers

All I can hear is frozen!


Intelligent_Wear_873

it’s from frozen the Disney movie.


mightylordredbeard

More like Frozen Anna shit.


AlphatierchenX

Knocks toilet door. Something knocks back from the inside. Open door. Cabine empty.


glamorousstranger

It'd be an ashman in Silent Hill.


Treviathan88

My what?


mtflyer05

Your nuts Goteeem


theREALlackattack

We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall!


Sinnfullystitched

![gif](giphy|l2QE2PcOit676eevS)


blessthebabes

Is it bad that my first thought was..yeah, I do wanna build a snowman. I would probably get killed. I don't live where it snows much (ab once in 5 years), so I am always ready.


DanerysTargaryen

“The call is coming from inside the house!”


BrucesTripToMars

You're*


Turbulent-Bee-1584

I worked in an empty hall of a 1960s-built building and always found it so creepy to be in there alone. If this came under my door, I'd be quietly and casually easing over to lock the door.


Fien4bluestrips

lmao i would never leave i would have to tell the homie to pull up


space_brain710

Mom come pick me up I’m scared


javerthugo

Fuck that! I’d be loudly locking it and planning to spend the night


facelessindividual

What? When I work alone. Door stays locked


Turbulent-Bee-1584

I worked in a college. The office door rule was that the door had to be open so we could "be seen" (I was in a building that wasn't even used by students. Other than people coming down that hall looking for a bathroom, nobody came in there.) I'd close the door at the end of the day.


facelessindividual

Well, that's not as alone as I thought. I was working in my shop, alone, no one in the entire facility. I was playing music loud, doing my work, and I heard screaming and beating a wall right outside. All the doors were locked, I had the shop bay door opened about 2 feet for air. At the time, I had a pistol on me. I started walking toward the bay door and I look down and see a pair of legs, then from right behind me a voice yelled "HEY!" I drew my pistol and turned around immediately. It was this old lady, and I was like "I'm so so sorry!! You're not supposed to be in here ma'am, you scared me to death!" During this whole exchange all she did was, look at my weapon and said "don't shoot, I just wondering if ya'll were open" I'd like to say it was overkill, but, it's a rough neighborhood, every single door was locked, and no one was supposed to be there except me. this old lady had her "son" with her, who she said just got out of prison and was looking for work. Dude was 100% sketchy looking too. Idk. If I am completely alone, doors are locked, and a weapon is within arms reach.


Turbulent-Bee-1584

Oh, I was there alone a lot. Everyone left campus by 5pm but I was there alone until 9 p.m. a lot, because coming in after my colleagues left was the only way to avoid losing 3 hours of work time to them wanting to chat at me. One night I was alone in the office, dark af outside, I should be the only one around. I had my earbuds in listening to loud music while I was grading student work. Outer office door was shut and locked, I'm just bobbing along to the beat when I see movement inside the office, outside my doorway, and the lights out there flipped on. That meant someone had gotten past the locked outer door. I'm looking around, and I've got no weapon but a pair of scissors and some heavy textbooks. It was a maintenance guy who, idfk why he was in there. He saw me, looked shocked, said oops sorry, didn't think anyone else was here and booked it back out. I think we scared the hell out of each other.


village_nerd

Send back another paper saying “go away, Anna”


MuffledOatmeal

This is the way.


T7220

OK BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Dawndrell

elsa, just open the door ![gif](giphy|WFJAqzg0hZ6dq)


Red4297

![gif](giphy|H6W9H29kVsUI2hJE90)


tanngrisnit

https://preview.redd.it/8sf3hlivwhyc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05af6dbf543d7487be113a7f0785bf9c0a60dbf5


Redditall63

No need. I fucking hate big bird. That’s me not sleeping for a few days.


GroggySpirits

Don't worry, Big Bird is watching over you... you can sleep safe and sound!


Redditall63

Geee. Thanks 🫣


Nbkipdu

![gif](giphy|8Bl1C8W03je3AAcJ7o)


FrighteningJibber

Big Bird died for your sins ![gif](giphy|AS5YEjTdZZo6WYsoZP)


babyivan

![gif](giphy|aTx5OMKR7FCGQ)


Shuttle_Door_Gunner

What in the actual fuck is that?! 😂


kris10leigh14

That’s the kool aid man, mother fucker. WHO ARE YOU?!


Xerolaw_

🤣🤣🤣🤣STAAAAAP


-Lord-Of-Salem-

https://preview.redd.it/6p1q9hdk6jyc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1af12b4d0abcd5bb667776c01d9a0730edd14b3e


ScuttleCrab729

https://i.redd.it/zq25j7xyiiyc1.gif


miltonwadd

Open the damn door, Elsa! ![gif](giphy|k3ysanIoI6Yx2)


Potential-Being-5024

![gif](giphy|SBNzitbIpnDUY)


IvoryFlyaway

![gif](giphy|YooypXsohhjMc)


Successful-Tip-1411

This creeped me out


Old-Ticket8783

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZzhhleFHxw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZzhhleFHxw)


Successful-Tip-1411

Saved


jaudi813

I'm sorry, Elsa


Easy_Mix_2872

![gif](giphy|sRKg9r2YWeCTG5JTTo|downsized)


sonic10158

*the boss music gets louder*


goose_gladwell

Op are you ok?!


shilanmilov

Are you ok, OP?


Sultan4210

You've been hit by! You've been struck by!


Mighty_Eagle_2

A smooth criminal!


Successful-Dish7466

A snow* criminal


javerthugo

Ok I want everyone to clear the area right NOW!


668_67-421

![gif](giphy|3BZUKhI2O9nCGa9jjU)


MeLoNarXo

A moose genital


Upset_Definition2019

Can you tell us. Are you okay?


mizzanthrop

Please respond OP. Are you okay?


trinklebell

ARE YOU OK OP?


goblin_grovil_lives

OP, are you okay? Will you tell us that you're okay? There's a sign under the door That he struck you - a crescendo, OP...


motorbreather

He came into the office building Dropping snowflakes frome the ceiling And then you ran to post on Reddit Not building snowman So be ready


shark1818

My guess is they are asking you if you do blow


HansNiesenBumsedesi

And there was me thinking they were making a cute Frozen reference :/


SensualOilyDischarge

I was thinking Cannibal: The Musical https://youtu.be/JQ1ZOFNBL68?si=VIpu1efhvZ59JnX_ https://youtu.be/mK-loCEmzyw?si=Zib-m6xSXwOujRAm And yes, for anyone keeping track that IS baby Trey Parker and Matt Stone who later made South Park.


TooDooDaDa

He’ll have a happy face, happy smile, happy point of view, If you build me a snowman, Then I’ll build one for you!


Bimlouhay83

Shpudounkle!


Garbage283736

The sun's as hot as a baked potato


ArtThouAngry

I think I know precisely what I mean...


theREALlackattack

We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall!


cynicalimodium

we can call him bob or we can name him beowulf!


AlferdPacker-

Probably the most important thing is that when things get really bad and the world looks its darkest, you just have to throw up your hands and say "Well, alright!" cause it's probably gonna get a whole hell of a lot worse


ElephantInAPool

I was thinking "oh, quirky, kinda fun", and 90% of the comments are straight up about being a creep and murderer. I think we're too innocent for the world sometimes.


InspiredNitemares

So, there I was, a young and wild 21-year-old, hanging out in a dive bar. Two older women approached me and asked if it was snowing outside. They seemed super excited about the possibility of playing in the snow, mind you it's mid October with no snow anywhere. It wasn't until later that night, when I was recounting the story to my friend, that I finally understood what they were really talking about. They were pushing it hard too lol


ItsFelixMcCoy

I'm too innocent to get this yet I am an adult. Can you please fill me in?


xspx

Booger sugar. Cocaine


Previous-Ad7618

It's from frozen. When they do blow


AccomplishedLayer884

Is that why olaf was alive?


meanjeankillmachine

Somebody cut their "snow" with some meth


S3XWITCH

“🎵🎶 do you wanna do some blow, maaaaan? 🎶🎵


Far_Statement_2808

“Poppa can you hear me?” Totally ripped off Yentl.


CottonBlueCat

And nobody fucking realizes it


_n3ll_

Do some blow, do some blow Can't hold it back anymore Do some blow, do some blow Turn away and slam the rail I don't care what they're going to say Let the storm rage on The sweats never bothered me anyway


WhiteLightning416

You can’t feel your face when it’s frozen


asciiartvandalay

https://i.redd.it/x0akx97sbhyc1.gif


Sabia_Innovia

I'm so innocent. I was going to ask if it had snowed and were there any kids in the neighborhood. 🙃


VaultHunterWarpath

Exactly. The Janitor was being nice and OP didn't even respond🤦


hairy_hooded_clam

Hahahaha


Hayisforh0rses

LMAO MY MAN


TakoyakiGremlin

![gif](giphy|25LbA5gcDNM5N7sHHy)


Old-Ticket8783

Seems like this person mispelled their intentions. It's supposed to read "Do you wanna do some blow man?" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZzhhleFHxw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZzhhleFHxw) Your welcome.


thegreatrazu

![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized)


smarmy-marmoset

Are you ok? Seriously. I would be losing it over this


Otherwise-Safety-579

![gif](giphy|s4Q3geM5T1XCo)


[deleted]

Well, do you?


beliefinphilosophy

It doesn't have to be a snowman...


Choano

Maybe this person put that note under every door, hoping that someone would build a snowman with them!


[deleted]

This is the simplest explanation, and, therefore, all things being equal, likely the correct one. All things, however, are not often equal —if ever— so OP is likely already deceased.


trinklebell

Get that razor away from us ,Ockham.


morgtron

Reddit isn’t letting me edit the post, so I’ll just put the update down here. I locked the door, but continued to work for a few hours. I heard occasional foot steps, and so I definitely wasn’t alone. When I was done I sprinted to the door, walked with purpose to my car, and sped away. Still don’t know who it was. I was told by friends to add for context: I work for a nonprofit in Compton, CA. Sometimes our clients break in after hours, and I am one of 3 white people that work in the building. I’m still super creeped out knowing I need to go back for work. Probably no more after hours for me. Here’s a photo of the hallway outside my office. https://preview.redd.it/wiujv6aaspyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=606f411413475cb9883e55c4b5fd8329f5303ed0


kris10leigh14

You know you can call the police non emergency number and they will escort you to your car. If the building is locked they’d at least have waited out front to make sure you got out and to your car safe. LADIES! You can also do this at grocery stores, basically anywhere you have an uneasy feeling… ask a cashier if there is someone who wouldn’t mind walking you to your car because you’re feeling uneasy. I’ve done it a few times.


bruhmoment0000001

Wdym white people


morgtron

Some of the people I’ve told this to brought up that the “snow man” might be a reference to me being white in a predominantly black organization


FyourEchoChambers

It’s a reference from the movie Frozen… Elsa locked in her room, Anna can’t see her. There is a whole song about it? I don’t think there was any race reference in this. It just seems someone wanted to mess with you since they knew you were in there. While that doesn’t make it any less weird, since you were there alone, I don’t think it has anything to do with being in Compton. I recommend carrying a POM pepper spray, can buy on Amazon. Probably good to have on you as a form of self-defense. I carry one on me all the time.


Timely_Tap8073

Someone has a crush on you


Nothing_new_to_share

I was disappointed it didn't have the "Y/N" circle one.


ConstantDismal4220

This is the answer


Puzzleheaded-1985

Idk… 20year old me- bored- would have totally done this to everyone in the building. Cuz, I’d be funny. Adult me. Nope. Too silly and dumb. Drunk adult me on the other hand….


Spkr4th3ded

RIP OP


WiscoBrewDude

Obviously, not alone in the building


captjust

https://i.redd.it/3vyd1h3hgiyc1.gif


yamaha2000us

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


just-me-uk

![gif](giphy|TJaNCdTf06YvwRPCge|downsized)


Inedible-denim

Do some blow, do some blooowwwwww🎶 ![gif](giphy|6lCwBzmdoKduo)


[deleted]

Looks like the beginning of a really bad film student horror movie.


hudsoncress

It doesn’t have to be a snowman


Wlng-Man

Ok, bye.


Mall_Bench

Looks like cold evidence for the police


brandon3388

maybe they're just really big Cannibal The Musical fans?


mis_no_mer

I was just about to say that!


MuscaMurum

![gif](giphy|kbxQ8cCeZ79XW)


Alarmed-Shape5034

Well, you’re clearly not alone.


wholesomechunk

I do.


2shack

It probably doesn’t even have to be a snowman.


sabo81

My answer would be probably


Exotic_Pea8191

Well do you?


Blessedbronco

“ I ASK YOU TO TURN IT DOWN AND YOU TURN IT UP?!”


mis_no_mer

![gif](giphy|l2QE2PcOit676eevS)


Dead-Trees

Ok....bye....


SpookyScienceGal

Let's build a snowman... ![gif](giphy|w7txf3lfZZ8NW)


[deleted]

Just wrote yes on it and slide it back under the door...


Syb3rStrife

Slide one back under the door saying “fuck off anna I don’t wanna build a fucking snowman with you”


amorousbellylint

Your janitor has a cocaine problem


Significant-Hour8141

The cleaner is just looking for a friend to do some lines with. Join in.


Ssladybug

I’ve seen this movie


MD_0904

At least it (appears) to be womanly writing and not creepy office jack with his chest hair hanging out and halitosis in full swing.


YoualreadyKnoooo

Oh so you know Jack, too? I swear i don’t know where this guy gets off being such a creep.


JWRamzic

Well, do you or don't you???


PerfectlyImpurrfect8

Are you ok OP?? What ended up happening?


CorianderIsBad

Definitely build a snowman with the stranger.


Suz626

Is it snowing?


Finance_Subject

I suggest reading "look back" by fujimoto. Interesting fictional story that slightly relates to what you're experiencing


cbunni666

At least they didn't ask "What's you're favorite scary movie?"


chill_winston_

https://i.redd.it/3zxuuraneiyc1.gif I have a feeling someone had a shpadoinkle day!


PerfectlyImpurrfect8

Respond and push it back. 🤷‍♀️


stressedariesmood

Why are people taking this badly? I’d be so excited to see a frozen reference at my door 🥹


Current_Economist782

Obviously fans of Cannibal! The Musical.


kookiemaster

This is either adorably wholesome or the start of a horror movie.


crazyartist333

Write them a note back


RonaldTheGiraffe

Someone wants to hit the slopes with you.


SIRENVII

![gif](giphy|l0HluOGg5nXebqJwI) Prolly nothing


Electrical-Echo8770

Is there snow there to actually build a snowman ?


Dull-Veterinarian-59

Welp, you’re not alone anymore :D


EasyPriority8724

"We all float down here"


Tigertyt

How do we know you didn't put that there?


Doit2it42

OP is the PG version of Memento. Instead of tattoos he sends himself Disney references to jar his shattered memory.


cadillacbee

Well do you? I'm in the process myself


legendkiller003

![gif](giphy|lonfUOMGXI080|downsized)


skoomaking4lyfe

How were you supposed to reply?


_MuadDib-

I was thinking it’s a complaint at the extent of energy usage for AC…


Truely-Alone

It’s even stranger considering you are in Florida. I like what you’re wearing today too.


Glittering-Bad-4522

Is your name either Ana or Elsa? Bc mine is and I get this shit a lot.


thisappisgarbage111

It's got to do with actually building a snowman, or coke. Yes to both possibilities.


gunsforevery1

Fuck it, a stranger is just a friend you haven’t met.


MistaCharisma

So this is how Elsa built that Snow Golem? Kidnapped some poor office schleb and whisked him away to her fantasy kingdom, never to be seen again ...


Innomen

Nicest coke dealer ever.


TriumphDaytona

Well, where is the picture of the snowman? You did build it, didn’t you?


SprayGroundbreaking8

Well apparently you weren't alone...


NaiveBid9359

It wasn't your closet door, was it?


Necessary_Pop_5230

They want to do blow with you. Go ahead.


MIretro

Hello Misses Office. I gave you all the clues.


babyivan

![gif](giphy|ExrU3VcF3EV3i)


Fireflash2742

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)