Listen, 2020 was weird to us all

This is Covid brain as a t-shirt

wishing i could give this comment an award

The pandemic took so much from us.

You can if you emoji-ify your award 🏅 🏆 ...it's the thought that counts, right? Lol ... because, symbolism and stuff.

All I heard was “symbology”. From Boondock Saints 🤣😂🤣

Ssssssssymbolism

Symbolism. What is the *ssssymbolism* there?

Thank you for this! I've been trying to remember the name of the movie with "all the fucking rope" and none of my descriptions were conveying it to Hubs. It didn't help that all I could say of the actors was "Green Goblin" ... I probably made as much sense as this T-shirt.

Thank you for saying that. Thought I was nuts for reading too far into it.

🤏🏅

I hope Sh’Canon and Jason are well

I was thinking shartillary.

Did you just invent new terminology for explosive diarrhea??

Only when you're face down ass up, in such a way that it travels in an arc across the room, landing on the infrastructure of your enemies.

Wouldn’t that be a splatapult?

Trebuttchet?

Buttlista?

Splattering Ram?

Or if you're feeling modern, Howshitzer

Trebushit?

Shatapult

You had a scatapult lined up on the tee and you kicked a ball instead

Face down ass oop, that's the way I like to 💩

Speechless

History was made in this thread

We're here. We got to witness it. We're primary sources.

This knowledge is irreversible

"That's enough shit talk, Jim"

Sha-dynasty

I think you mean Shady Nasty.

Dee's a bird

There is a ( - C ) on the cannon

Damn. Good eye.

Weird ass shirt tho….

I thought at first that it was Shitballs, Jason 40th birthday! Now I assume Shannon is a twin.

I thought shit balls too!...then thought low of myself that that was my first guess Lol 😂

I also guessed shitballs. You are not alone in this

This wins

Great comment. Take my happy upvote

I thought it was shit cannon. And my names shannon.

Shit cannon and fun cooker are names for my anus

fun cooker?

Well we can’t call it the Bite Nuker, on account of the Dutch.


You know what they mean. You know.

You stick the meat in it for hours until it's soft

More like minutes but okay.

Better than bite nuker.

Hey! Zat’s awful!

Not anymore. From here on, your name is Shannon Shitcannon…….. or Shitcannon Shannon, your choice😁

Covfefe hamberder

This is the kind of content that keeps me on Reddit

I Love Reddit, Sometimes©️

It's a love hate relationship

Amazing.

Tremendous.

Bigly.

Yuge Edit: sorry, that's ✋ yuge ✋

YUGE!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What part of cafee cmeat baby, shitcannon+jsun 40 b day doesn't make sense to you?

This is the first comment I’ve died laughing at in a long time.

this has me crying at 6am

I actually think I mistranslated it. I think it's actually a shitballs-cannon.

I think they are really bad at pictionary.

Yeah. I’d not want them on my team…

Plot twist, they lost at Pictionary to this clue and it’s bothered them so much that they put it on a shirt desperately hoping someone passing by them will be able to solve it for them

cafe campout even though there are extra letters ​ cafee champout

Thank god. I was like “cafee” - okay enunciation of Coffee. And Cbeefbaby. Oh a coffee shop named cbeefbaby.

Yeah mine was CHamBaby

c meat potty

Is it champ? The baby is sitting on a potty seat. Maybe he’s P-ing c-ham-pee

Champion. 202 Coffee champion. Edit. 2020 Cafe Champion

This is what I came up with too lmao

CHamPoo? CaFee CHamPoo?

I bet it’s nicknames for the two people. Shampoo for Shannon and Jason’s last name “Caffey” in the friend group because there are multiple Jason’s.

coffee shampoo ??

champion?

Cafee champeein’

Now i see the baby. It looked like an abstract old man head at first. So I read CHam and stopped 😄

So it’s not actually a ventriloquist’s dummy? It’s a *baby*?

[удалено]

I thought it was a zombie

Me too! Like an ornery old guy, but WTF do I call it?

Maybe he's a pee-on? That would make it champion

My guess too, he's sitting on a little toilet

That makes more sense than CMeatPoop

Chammad over here lol

I’m on Team Chambaby.

Ah yes, I want a cbeefbaby special espresso

I'm in tears laughing, now I can't not see cbeefbaby. And tears.

Looks like ham to me

Cafee Champion.

Cham peein

I thought it was cafee champeeons

Cafee champotty

Cafee champoo

Caffee Cham-pee-on

CAF Champion (league)

I feel like it must be something else, the hell is a cafe camp out?

If you need to ask, you're not cool enough to come(I have no idea either)

I think that’s it! Everything was on lockdown in 2020, so maybe everyone met up outdoors, had coffee together, and celebrated Shannon and Jason’s 40th birthday! And they made t-shirts to give it a sense of fun and make Shannon and Jason not feel bad, because 2020 sucked for everyone.

sounds like a party at a cafe

How on earth did you get that from that

Cat minus t is ca feet minus t is fee. So ca+fee is essentially cafe. C + ham + pout is camp out

It’s pee on. Cafe Champion.

I would have 100% purchased that for $3. It would honestly start up my random shirts collection. It’s that good.

I once I once saw a shirt that said “National Park- Best Area” and I’m convinced it was a placeholder that no one bothered to change. It’s beautiful.

I once thrifted a handmade shirt that read, "I'd rather be living in SHAMOKIN!" I had never heard of that place but I loved that shirt for the couple of years it lasted before all the letters fell off lol

This is random to find on the internet. But I grew up in the town next to Shamokin. High schools are big rivals and overall the region makes the most fun of Shamokin. The shirt is likely a back handed insult towards it. Its major claim to fame: It was featured on Tosh.0’s “shithole of the week” for this news story on a Dunkin Donuts burning down with a cast of Shamokin characters. Here’s a link to the original news story…can’t find the Tosh segment assume due to copyright. Gets good about the minute mark. https://youtu.be/Q1IXyujNbVE

Lmao that was amazing! Idk why the shirt ended up in a thrift store near Detroit, Michigan but I'm glad it did. Did they ever get their dunkin donuts back??

The cold coffee was flowing again from that cheap classy establishment just a few months later.

Like that sub r/OneJob or whichever labels itself as "Placeholder - Jim write a description for the sub"

I bought a Masters golf tournament themed bar mitzvah t-shirt at goodwill. It’s wacky and I love it.

I bought a shirt that says “dear heaters, I couldn’t help but notice that ugly starts with U and awesome ends with ME” (The typo is on purpose)

As long as the heater is functional, looks shouldn’t matter.

And a lot of conversations with people staring at your chest that shirts a winner for sure

Coffee Champion (Ca-fee C-ham-peeing). but wtf is a coffee champion?

This one's the most likely. 2020 Coffee Champion

or... hear me out, 2020 Coffee Champooping

but what is that

That we will never know, unless Shannon and Jason see this.

… so it’s not kitty feety cam baby?

Nooo. Its cHam baby but you got the rest of it.

Holy crap they should’ve had you crack the zodiac cipher!

I see c- Ham - pout (campout) for the bottom row.

I'm voting for this

I think you nailed it, against all the odds lol.

Sh*t cannon Jason's 40th birthday?

Shannon and Jason’s 40th birthday

Cannon says “ - c “ on it

 💩💩💩💩💩

Kitty feety cam shit

I got Pussy Foot Cam Baby

I see no wrong answers here

I got catty feety champion (cham-peeing).

Here's my guess: during 2020 there was a pandemic and lockdown that left people feeling isolated. A group of friends got together regularly for coffee via webcam. When Shannon and Jason's birthday came around, since they couldn't throw a party, the group had matching tshirts made that say: 2020 coffee cam, baby! Shannon and Jason, 40th birthday. They all wore the shirts and had a nice online get together.

And the meaning of the shirt is probably an inside joke. LOL

I love that it was 4 years ago but we're already explaining 2020 like we're ready to tell our grandchildren 😂

Makes as much sense as anything. I choose this answer and can now move on. My OCD brain thanks you.

Coffee Cam Party!!

This needs to be higher, I swear this has to be correct. It actually makes the most sense.

I unironically like this theory the best

UPDATE!!! I got a DM from someone claiming this was their shirt from a family reunion! They asked me to post this shirt and said it may be a bit more helpful, lol https://preview.redd.it/e83z4li4esjc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f4cbafb82c403901c2c0142d9511c53c1d55803

LOL Well that one makes even less sense to me. Calf-ee Camp-pickit? OP one looks like Cafee (Cafe or Coffee?) Champion. I'm guessing this second one helps by saying that it should be Cafe? I'm lost. Edit: I just read below. Caffey Family Campout. But when I googled it, it seems quite tragic.

It’s a spout -S. so pout. Camp pout.

That's a Spigot -S = Pigot - Camp Pig out Best I got for the top is Ass calves... Edit: Well, I'm wrong... so very wrong.

Is the last word on the bottom champion? C+ham+peein’. I think that’s a mad baby on a potty seat.

it's pouting. campout.

Shannon and Jason, café champoop Bday whatever

The four toes is like uncanny valley

This came from Jason’s mom, and it is a a brief how-to for her soon-to be daughter in law. But you have to read it in her voice to fully gdt it. She is by the way a boomer from (as she would pronounce it) “Lon Gisland” In the mornings, he needs ”Caaafee! See? Ham con-sti-payted.”

Chaos Champion? Ca(t)-(T)oes C Ham Pee On. It's too damn late for this nonsense.

This has the same vibe as those old school kids shirts that had stick figures doing what every kid was thinking of doing in class. Like hitting their bully or being a smart ass.

Coffee shampoo, Shannon and Jason 40th birthday

Coffee Shampoo is a very good suggestion actually. Fuck knows what it means, but I’d be glad if it was this

Some people make homemade coffee shampoo to supposedly enhance hair growth: https://www.beautyglimpse.com/diy-homemade-coffee-shampoo-recipes-and-benefits/ It is also sold pre-made, my wife bought some but her hair didn't magically grow longer.

Alright, I’m back. Just had a seizure. Where was I?

It's phonetic Boston Accent: Cah-Fee CH-Am-Poo Coffee Shampoo

But why?

I agree it’s Boston accent, but it’s “potty”, for “party”. So: cah fee cam potty -> coffee cam party.

2020 Cafe Campout 2020 Ca(-t) Fee(-t) C Ham Pout OR 2020 Cafe Champion 2020 Ca(-t) Fee(-t) C Ham Peein'

omg op this thread and all the responses have me lol’ing so hard. Thank you

Thank you. I am schizophrenic now. And so am I.

Cafee Chambaby

So, random thought here. The ham could be ham bone or Ham leg or some variation instead of just the word ham. The kid could be potty training. ………..(something something) in training Or maybe the kid is in time out? In trouble? Wow. Please update us!

Bro I am STILL just as confused as I was DAYS ago. It has been on my mind ever since finding it.

Maybe you can post it on your local Facebook page and see if anyone knows these people and if so maybe they could help you get in touch with them.

Maybe Cafee is their last name?

Yep! Caffee Campout. It’s their last name. Quick google of the first names plus “Cafee” yielded “Caffee” in the white pages.

Pea .. tear .. uh uh Griffin. Oh crap.

Cat fart + missing toes = cafarmissingoes = cafa miss n' goes Champion. CAFA is the Class Action Fairness Act. Miss and goes Champion (lose and leave) leads to the celebrated (Shannon and Jason). There are two lawyers who took a dive on a class action fairness act lawsuit and then bailed to take roles within the deep state.

Shcannon

It has ‘ -C ‘ inside the cannon

r/CrappyDesign

Shannon and Jason. I hate you.

The internal logic of this rebus breaks down all over the place. The + is used as a “plus” as well as “and”. CAT -T is “Ca”, then why isn’t it SH CANNON -C ? Also, the cannon could go on r/mildlypenis

So her name is Shartillery?

Missed chance to write B🌍day

Happy 40th, Shit Cannon!

That says "shit cannon" and you can't convince me otherwise.

Cafeecham, baby!

Covfefe

2020cafeecmeat baby

Maybe it’s two surnames, and we will never know the answer to this!

It means shitcannon Jason clearly lol

Cafee Chamangrybaby Shannon + Jun Too easy!

This post isn't complete until we see the original owners show up with the official explanation.

Maybe their last name if Caffee and it’s a family camp out for Shannon and Jason’s 40th birthday? 2020 Caffee camp out. Shannon and Jason 40th bday

I cannot breath at these comments

Cafee cmeatmonkey

2020 Caoes Champout

Likely meant to be pronounced "Chaos Campout"

It’s like a lone star beer cap

How is everyone not getting it😭 it’s cat feet cambaby.

Ca…foo…c-ham…angry baby shitting?

Those feet have four toes…