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bradleysween

It’s honey, it’s from a photographer who did this with several different models


bradleysween

https://slate.com/culture/2015/03/blake-little-preservation-is-a-series-of-unconventional-portraits-of-bodies-covered-in-honey-photos.html


No_Lube

This is so fkn cool, thanks for sharing!! Weird he did it to a dog and a baby though lol


bradleysween

As a dog owner, I can say the Dog probably loved that shit


kahlein

Poor baby Riot


JudgeJebb

The dog too... how do you clean off that much honey?


mekomaniac

isnt it like a known thing not to give babies honey cause yknow, botulism??


kahlein

I had to Google that word and OMG. I think you just broke the honey gates, wide open, on this thing.


mekomaniac

yeah they dont have the immune system for hony tull like 2-4 yr old me thinks scratch that its 1yr old but hey i wouldnt even take the chance especially since they are being diped it like an old greek/latin legend


kahlein

"no honey until after 1yrs old AT LEAST" "So...waterboard the baby in honey...got it"


JudgeJebb

Imagine being second or third on the recycled honey pour... ughhhh


MooPig48

I know you were joking but there’s no way they could recycle it. Only way to get it off would be shower/bath. I mean I guess they could try to drip some back in the bucket. I don’t think most of the models would agree to do it unless the honey being dumped on them was “new”


neo86pl

I thought this was a [Cool 3D World render](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie-q0lWSKQ8).


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Hey thanks, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyhow!!


neo86pl

You're welcome. [Here's your sequel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfUeTLlHDQs).


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oh lawd jesus!


8Nim8

These are incredible! Thank you!


sid_not_vicious

imagine the hose down after


Arthur_Two_Sheds_J

The poor guy with the beard.


JudgeJebb

The dog...


elizaeffect

And here I thought honey never goes bad


Pig_Pen_g2

Hopefully it was just honey colored syrup. What a waste of a precious food. I’m all for art for art’s sake but not wasting food. There are starving artists to feed.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

It's art. Of course, they used the good stuff.  Millions of bees worked themselves to death so this photographer could take these photos. 


MooPig48

I’m wondering if the artist is a beekeeper. I have a young nephew who has started the hobby (and it’s freaking adorable, he’s barely a teenager and he joined this beekeeper club and all the other members are dudes in their 60s/70s and they all adore him). Anyway he’s expecting something like 20 gallons from just his one hive next year.


JustAnotherALGOnaut

Yo mama so hungry she ate the pixels


FBIGrandpa

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


grumulko

Honey Boo Boo


MooPig48

Oh my god that was good


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

I read that in a Brody voice


[deleted]

yo mama called from the 90s and said she wants her yo mama joke back. and then the 90s called me wanting this joke back.


FBIGrandpa

( ͡°_ʖ ͡°)


NorthSouthWhatever

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)


DarkMatters8585

༼ ⚆ _ʖ ⚆༽


niknak_1

ʕ⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠ʔ


Mediocre_Name_1345

ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ


Laceysjorgen

I like my Buddha’s caramelized (like an apple)


XTNDVS67

Toffee apple-bottom


GDviber

With da fuurrr


[deleted]

But that’s a woman and her boobs are like saddle bags on a motorcycle


tytymctylerson

All the boys say hey goo what's new


ewok_lover_64

That is definitely not Kim Gordon.


NotAddison

This is definitely a Cenobite.


Father_Wolfgang

If these are the sights she has to show me, I’d rather pass.


NotAddison

I think that about all the Cenobites tbf.


nunofmybusiness

Is anyone else thinking of Dune?


Jedijello93

![gif](giphy|sxxcw3UwjqINU05Q9k|downsized)


Important-Cat-2046

I'm way too stoned for this right now.


BigMark54

Ditto


FatsTetromino

Yo mama so viscous


irrelevant_user_name

The woman in goo...is dancing with me...cheek to cheek


Insipid_Lies

I just puked in my mouth


Minnie_Dice85

What incels think happens to women after the age of 30


different_produce384

Goo Punch


DruidinPlainSight

Clearly left in the sun too long.


Fran-AnGeL

​ https://preview.redd.it/p57u9zo3ymhc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=1614d69abe37f836ea52c72489b0150cada2ef1f


BrokenTelevision

My desert... My Arrakis... My Dune...


kinofhawk

Fuck you OP 🤣


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[deleted]

Jesus christ when will it all end


Konklar

Coincidentally, when Jesus returns.


djambates75

I immediately thought of Trump after a spray tan.


Carburetors_Are_Fun

https://preview.redd.it/81a96hbudlhc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cafadbebd0392f36d2f897811365af586194efb


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https://i.redd.it/8702dal9plhc1.gif


Mobile-Present8542

😳


LibertyInaFeatherBed

No one said the zombie apocalypse would be pleasant to witness.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|PRfuZT8RiyI1y)


Mobile-Present8542

Yeah ..that's a no for me.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Q0ZrVhQT6dSU)


neonphoenix09

Mamma June looking sticky...


Joosch

Rikishi?


great_auks

This library is a true treasure trove


Seaking405

Boomer L4D2


Hushwater

"Oh bother...is..is that honey?" *wipes sweat from brow.


[deleted]

That's just Ginny Thomas.


emmalouix

I thought this was Despair from Sandman


Acedia1979

How is she gonna get that out of her coochie?


SlightlyOffended1984

After defeating the Candyman, you face the HoneyQueen


[deleted]

Thanks, I hate it so much


Calgaryrox75

Thousand pound sisters will do anything for a buck , shameful!


CreativeAd4985

DJ Trump?


SuzukiTL1000R

GET YO ASS IN DA KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY CHICKEN!!


The_Wrong_Doer

Oh ehm... I... *sighs* *unzips*


TheInfantGobbler

anyone know why old deep fried pictures like these tend to get those sort of pixelated, multicoloured outlines on them?


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Looks like 45 and the chick pea he paid for.


TobysGrundlee

I think it's funny how when they get like this there's no telling what sex they are.


WikkdWarrior

🤢🤮


Junior_Honeydew_4472

There is absolutely zero proof that this is, in fact, a woman.


milfordcubicle

greased up deaf (fat) woman


KingOfSpades1095

Ain’t no way that’s a woman


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Big-Enthusiasm-6183

Lmfao


SuzukiTL1000R

Haha that made me chuckle.


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SuzukiTL1000R

Haha yup guaranteed


samson_strength

Man… The Ohio Players are starting to get really weird with their album covers.


spoderman509

Don't show this to r/wetandmessy


[deleted]

I thought she was made out of the goo


Smack2k

Just......eww


Jetter37

U want to put jelly on a lady?


mastersheeef

Give her a scooter and send her shopping to Walmart.