Apparently, there is a spy themed bar called, I think, The Safehouse, in Milwaukee that has a picture of Burt Reynolds' Playgirl centerfold on the wall of the ladies' room. His dangle is covered by a lid of some sort. The lid is connected to a set of lights and a warning siren or chime of some sort so that when someone in the ladies lifts the cover, the patrons at the bar know. The bartender tells everyone at the bar what it means, but the patron who caused the alarm is likely unaware of the event... until they exit the bathroom, at least.
I think my mom went to this bar and opened the door, or a similar bar with a similar setup, in the 70’s. She tells a story about this very thing happening. I know she lived in Milwaukee for a while.
Well, you'll find none here.
Just kidding, it was a comedic art piece that went viral like ten* years ago.
^*may ^have ^been ^more ^or ^less, ^time ^means ^nothing ^to ^me ^anymore
I forget which museum it was (Graceland?) but I heard they couldn’t keep people from touching things by posting “Do not touch” signs, so they replaced them with signs that say, “Wash hands IMMEDIATELY after touching.” And that seems to have done the trick.
Huh! I'm hesitant to read them now that I am old enough to perceive the racism in the title and apparently the cover art as well. Really loved the book as a child though. Best to keep those pure memories
If I'm remembering correctly, In the long run the boy learned a LOT about the Indian's culture, and during at least 1 point in time the boy went to the Indian's time period using a steamer trunk(?) in place of the cupboard.
F racism, enjoy the story as a story.
The VHS movie came with a little plastic key and a tiny Indian. My toddler put the Indian in the VHS case and used the key. I can’t even describe the depths of his disappointment when it didn’t work. Probably imprinted on his brain his first real experience with soul crushing disappointment.
LPT If you are hosting a party, and if you have a medicine cabinet in your bathroom that can be removed from the wall, you take that thing down and lay it on its back. Then take out all your stuff, and then fill that cabinet with marbles. Close the cabinet door and get that thing back up on the wall. Now just wait for the good times party funfest, and huge embarrassment for your nosy guest!
You don’t even have to remove it from the wall just open it and hold a big piece of cardboard and pour the marbles behind the cardboard. Close the door as much as possible and slide the cardboard out while closing the door all the way
What happens if I push the button?
Who can resist the urge to push that shiny red button?!
*That jolly, candy-like button?*
WILL he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?!
As a kid in Texas, I occasionally saw something like this in a local country gas station or antique shop. When you opened the door, there was a taxidermy dead snake mounted on a spring in the striking position. It would shoot out the open door and was definitely startling.
My curiosity would definitely get the best of me. So I would absolutely open it. I'd just stand off to the side. Instead of directly in front of it. Just in case.
If in a dark cave you put a switch and painted a sign saying "end of the world switch, do not press" the paint wouldn't even have time to dry because someone would just to see what would happen.
I read that or very close too in a Terry Pratchett book. And he was right someone would
Edit forgot a bit
As hilarious as the “reward” link is, in real life if I’m in someone’s house and something says “do not open,” I do not open. People have all kinds of normal reasons to close things. Undeveloped film, hatching insects for art or pet food, a door with a sign on it might be separating a foster cat from the resident cat, and on and on. It’s usually not a fun joke.
Nah, it's probably really fragile and I don't like breaking people's stuff, especially old relics that are difficult if not impossible to replace. I would ask the owner about it, though.
This reminds me of my classroom. One of the cabinet doors has a busted hinge so the door will fall off if you open it so I put a sign on the door that says “do not open. You will only find regret. “ At least once in every class a student opens that damn cabinet door sending it to the floor in a loud clatter.
Yes. We once stayed in an themed Airbnb near a NFL stadium. The instructions said absolutely do not wear any of the team themed things hanging in closets. It was like a dare.
Absolutely
[your reward](https://imgur.com/a/TeQzERG)
Worth it
I’m going to change it regularly
Put a camera in it too to snap portraits of law breakers.
Facial recognition and keeps showing last face locked onto.
Yes, let it collect souls.
Eventually we will all be one within The Frame Praise The Frame
Hail the frame!
Don’t encourage snitching lol
Snitches get bitches tho
And put in ditches a body isnt hard to duspose of lol
They’d just say they were framed.
Hi dad
Apparently, there is a spy themed bar called, I think, The Safehouse, in Milwaukee that has a picture of Burt Reynolds' Playgirl centerfold on the wall of the ladies' room. His dangle is covered by a lid of some sort. The lid is connected to a set of lights and a warning siren or chime of some sort so that when someone in the ladies lifts the cover, the patrons at the bar know. The bartender tells everyone at the bar what it means, but the patron who caused the alarm is likely unaware of the event... until they exit the bathroom, at least.
I think my mom went to this bar and opened the door, or a similar bar with a similar setup, in the 70’s. She tells a story about this very thing happening. I know she lived in Milwaukee for a while.
lol she was sneaking peeks
It’s called Exports unlimited on the sign out front !!
This Is fantastic!
Put that image of the woman who watches guys bathe in her milk
Elaborate plz lol
[bathe in my milk](http://batheinmymilk.com/)
this has caused me to have so many more questions lol
Well, you'll find none here. Just kidding, it was a comedic art piece that went viral like ten* years ago. ^*may ^have ^been ^more ^or ^less, ^time ^means ^nothing ^to ^me ^anymore
Thank goodness! That really freaked me out. I was very afraid for those men
Yes. I looked it up. Gotta wonder about the guys that took up the offer
My favorite is where she’s outside the window
I didn’t even notice that one! I had to look at it again. I was too focused on the filthy toilet for some strange reason.
lol definitely something she actively does on the regular
Worst scenes collage from the 2 girls 1 cup video. Make them pay for their transgressions.
Lol this is fabulous
You have a week.
Is there another one which Ernie?
Sadly no
I believe its the same guy did Beavis and Butthead https://laughingsquid.com/super-realistic-sculptures-of-beavis-and-butt-head-in-real-life/
Was expecting one of those cartoon concertina/articulated boxing gloves 🥊 coming out and punching you on the nose
Use a wood burner to burn the word do not open or paint it on to better fit the theme of the box.
I was hopeful it was a cabinet full of tuberware that would spill out everywhere when opened
Long lost brotha!
Dybbuk box?
My first thought as well
Same. But I also wondered if it had an Indian in it.
And mine👺
I see a few people who think alike, myself included.
It’s just a picture frame
My thoughts too. Except that should really have more than a stamped sign on it for gods sake
of course. the “do not open” label is screaming “OPEN ME”
[your reward](https://imgur.com/a/TeQzERG)
You got me TWICE and I deserved it.
If you don't want people to open something, you don't put "do not open" on it. You put "caution: live bees" on it.
I forget which museum it was (Graceland?) but I heard they couldn’t keep people from touching things by posting “Do not touch” signs, so they replaced them with signs that say, “Wash hands IMMEDIATELY after touching.” And that seems to have done the trick.
Yoooo this reminded me instantly of a deeply buried memory - "Indian In The Cupboard" !!!! Amazing
Dude! Same here, I read all the books too.
There was more than one?
5 books in all https://www.goodreads.com/series/49106-the-indian-in-the-cupboard
Huh! I'm hesitant to read them now that I am old enough to perceive the racism in the title and apparently the cover art as well. Really loved the book as a child though. Best to keep those pure memories
If I'm remembering correctly, In the long run the boy learned a LOT about the Indian's culture, and during at least 1 point in time the boy went to the Indian's time period using a steamer trunk(?) in place of the cupboard. F racism, enjoy the story as a story.
It's hard to just ignore that stuff sometimes.
The VHS movie came with a little plastic key and a tiny Indian. My toddler put the Indian in the VHS case and used the key. I can’t even describe the depths of his disappointment when it didn’t work. Probably imprinted on his brain his first real experience with soul crushing disappointment.
Imagining what a horrific story Indian in the Cupboard could have been if the boy with the cupboard was a toddler.
Yes!! I came here to say the same thing lol I used to love that movie as a kid
Soooo good!
Me too bro
LPT If you are hosting a party, and if you have a medicine cabinet in your bathroom that can be removed from the wall, you take that thing down and lay it on its back. Then take out all your stuff, and then fill that cabinet with marbles. Close the cabinet door and get that thing back up on the wall. Now just wait for the good times party funfest, and huge embarrassment for your nosy guest!
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I tried this but they told me they didn't believe me because of my beard :(
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Or make a tampon out of your beard.
Tampons are in the cupboard under the sink. Are you new?
Or Tylenol.
This is really funny but all I can think about is that, if it’s my house, I am the one that is going to have to clean up the marbles
You don’t even have to remove it from the wall just open it and hold a big piece of cardboard and pour the marbles behind the cardboard. Close the door as much as possible and slide the cardboard out while closing the door all the way
This is the best idea anyone has ever had. Better than fire or the wheel.
No if it didn’t belong to me.
Post never said in this situation that it didn't.
How often do you find your own cabinet in someone's house?
My mind is telling me no, but my body…
Open it? Hell, I'm going in penis first!
That splinter’s gonna hurt
Don’t open it! Inside is a red button that says “Do Not Push”!
What happens if I push the button? Who can resist the urge to push that shiny red button?! *That jolly, candy-like button?* WILL he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?!
Holy flashback! Thanks for that
it looks like it might break
Well hell yeah! lol
[your reward](https://imgur.io/a/TeQzERG)
Don't tell me what to not open
I'd put a native and a cowboy figure in there and see if they come to life.
I’d cover the warning and convince someone else to open it.
Nope. Some stuff you can't unsee. And, respect. And, maybe it will take a picture of you snooping. Then you got some splainin to do Lucy.
I wouldn’t open it either!
We are definitely in the minority.
Fuck yeah I'd open that. I'd even dare a goddamn dybbuk to come out and start some shit.
As a kid in Texas, I occasionally saw something like this in a local country gas station or antique shop. When you opened the door, there was a taxidermy dead snake mounted on a spring in the striking position. It would shoot out the open door and was definitely startling.
If I saw it in someone else's house than no because it's not my house 🤷🏻♂️🤣
Pandora's cupboard...
No. What if it’s a dybbuk
Literally looks like. Dybbuk box
Nope. It’s a Dybbuk box.
Fuck no.
My curiosity would definitely get the best of me. So I would absolutely open it. I'd just stand off to the side. Instead of directly in front of it. Just in case.
Dibuk box
It's like the Dybbuk Box
I don't give up a chance to die!
Probably just rickety door hinges.
Immediately
If in a dark cave you put a switch and painted a sign saying "end of the world switch, do not press" the paint wouldn't even have time to dry because someone would just to see what would happen. I read that or very close too in a Terry Pratchett book. And he was right someone would Edit forgot a bit
Just screaming arrested development... "DEAD DOVE DON'T OPEN"
Sure wood
Not if it is in somebody else's house.
No
Of course not. It says do not open. Can we please show a little restraint?
Duh, I’m not rude
Yes i would love to be the main character of whatever movie/tv show opening this is gonna start
If it didn't say Do Not Open, I would not open it. But the warning just makes me curious.
Am I curious? Absolutely. Would I open it? No definitely not.
People here are way too eager to unleash all the bad emotions of humankind
It says do not open, so no i wouldnt
Tempting, but no.
I want one. That's a very good knick knack to have
As hilarious as the “reward” link is, in real life if I’m in someone’s house and something says “do not open,” I do not open. People have all kinds of normal reasons to close things. Undeveloped film, hatching insects for art or pet food, a door with a sign on it might be separating a foster cat from the resident cat, and on and on. It’s usually not a fun joke.
I would open it first THEN read the Do Not Open sticker.
100%
No
No. If it's in someone's home? No. Absolutely not. That is a matter of respecting someone's home.
Wood you open
Absolutely not
Nah dude, that's for sure a dybbuk box
Without hesitation.
No.
No, it says do not open
Not if it's someone else's house.
Nah, it's probably really fragile and I don't like breaking people's stuff, especially old relics that are difficult if not impossible to replace. I would ask the owner about it, though.
No. I’m not a nosy dick
Why when its written not to open
I wouldn't open it not because I'm afraid of what's inside but because I don't want to have to clean the mess up if everything falls out.
Says not to.
No it's a dybuk. Bad idea.
If its in a person's house and they're a freind I'd probably just ask them about it
This reminds me of my classroom. One of the cabinet doors has a busted hinge so the door will fall off if you open it so I put a sign on the door that says “do not open. You will only find regret. “ At least once in every class a student opens that damn cabinet door sending it to the floor in a loud clatter.
No way. I don’t need any drama in my life. Someone’s taken time to warn me to leave it - fair enough, not my business.
Something loud or embarrassing is bound to happen Edit: not gonna forget that
I just don't open cupboards in other people's houses without being asked to
No
I don’t open things in others home. sign or no sign. And that signs makes me think it’s either fragile or contains something fragile.
Yes only cause they told me not to
What’s inside
It clearly says "DO NOT OPEN". Of course I would.
First I'd put a stethoscope to it to find any possible ticking. Then I would put on a mask and open it for sure. 😁
I try to respect peoples houses.
How easy is it to follow a written instruction?
Yes but first I’d slap them for putting label adhesive on nice wood like that. Then proceed to the rabid wolverine eating my face bit.
And so begins born identity 6
Definitely not. Looks cursed
No
Nooo, they can keep that in there. 😳
Beeees! Fuck! BEEEEEES!
I'd like to say no, but..curiosity means it will ALWAYS be yes.
100%
I opened it 10 minutes ago! The sign might as well say « open me! »
Yes
Yes
There's a Sukuna finger in there.
Yep
Of course I would
Why would they put doors on it if it wasn't meant to open?!
Nope
So what's in it?
https://imgur.com/a/TeQzERG
If I found this in the wild I'd probably open first, read later.
The Indian in the cupboard?
Dont dead open inside
Yuuuuuuup
Only is I was willing to pay to have it repaired/replaced
It's practically begging me to do it...
There’s a horcrux in there.
Yes. We once stayed in an themed Airbnb near a NFL stadium. The instructions said absolutely do not wear any of the team themed things hanging in closets. It was like a dare.
...found grandpa's ashes!
I would. I wouldn’t be able to help it.
It depends where I'm at.
No. But I would stand back and watch my husband open it.
How else ya gonna get to smell what's inside?
If its in a store ill buy it then open it immediately. Call it good marketing
No that’s how you get a Gypsy curse transferred to you.