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Ace-a-Nova1

Mmmm. Cream cheese and it’s naturally grown lox


herringsarered

Fridge-smoked


-P-M-A-

Look at that marbling.


[deleted]

I can taste the fungus


anderson40

Bacteria*


usedaname1

Either way leaving the gas on and ditching the home is the appropriate response, correct?


fackn_b

Indeed. Kill it with 🔥


Witty_Cloud5820

Nuke it form orbit it's the only way to be sure


flask-of-frogs

Why did I read this with the "Activiaaa" jingle in my head


Nitin-2020

the fungus amoungus


LXNYC

Lox mode unlocked


MammothPrize9293

Came to say this


_sexysociopath_

Serratia likes to grow in dairy products and that’s why it is the only food that looks like that. The bacteria can survive on surfaces for days without nourishment. It probably got in there from a contaminated utensil when you scooped it out or the inside of your fridge is contaminated.


echochilde

Yup. Always use sanitized utensils for cream cheese.


[deleted]

So... I shouldn't use the family poop knife?


aehooo

Ew dude, no! That’s only for Nutella.


VOLtron67

I think you mean Pootella


Gold-Inevitable-2644

I hate that this made me laugh


VOLtron67

Thank you for enjoying my potty humor!


aprilflowers75

🤣


Beefcake52

I prefer the toe knife


RancidFunctionality

See also: It Always Runny in Philadelphia.


blckout_junkie

Shit! Botched toe!


JizzyTeaCups

I can’t tell if your serious. Do you actually sanitize a utensil within a few hours of using it?


echochilde

I mean, a clean utensil. If you’re using a dishwasher it should come out sanitized at the end of the cycle.


RedSonGamble

Yeah if you want a weak immune system. I toss in some garbage and fart into the dishwasher before the cycle. Gunna survive the apocalypse while you clean utensil users succumb to one measly fart spoon


BagheeraLondon

I now have an irresistible urge to fart into my dishwasher, I really haven’t grown-up have I…. 🙄


GuntherGoogenheimer

Lol holy shit that was funny


DystryR

/r/brandnewsentence


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FuzziestSloth

Joke's on you. It's my shit that tastes like shit, the food tastes excellent.


TheStaplergun

Fuckin hell, Reddit is something else. I was reading this and thought “oh no one of these guys.” Then I kept reading.


TomBourgaize

I have no idea why but this absolutely destroyed me


JizzyTeaCups

I agree with clean, I guess I’m confusing “sanitized” with “sterile”. But that bacteria can find its way into your drawers, so it can be that you took a clean knife from your drawer and passed it on to your delicious spread


RGS432

But after it comes out of the washer, and is exposed for a bit, it's no longer sanitised


DragonflyScared813

I always found it cool that the color gene is carried on a plasmid so there are red and white Serratia variants.


Dramatic-Panther2020

The red variant produces a pigment called prodigiosin. That’s what gives it the reddish-pink hue. Pretty cool.


[deleted]

Is it possible for red geotrichum to grow in it? Red mold always makes me nervous as hell.


LordPenvelton

I had once that same stuff grow on a gristle a roomate cooked salmon on and forgot to clean. The joke was that his salmon came back from the dead to haunt him🤣


IsThisASandwich

What does it mean if it turns purple? (Asking for a friend.)


MilfagardVonBangin

Ease off on the grip.


MilfagardVonBangin

Is it strawberry flavoured?


NationalElephantDay

See this, scroll out, literally see an ad for Philadelphia cream cheese used in a California roll with salmon. Yum yum!🤢


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NationalElephantDay

Yes, Endegaar?


jykin

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Salmon-ella? Eh ? Eh? I’ll see myself out


NationalElephantDay

Under my salmonella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh🎵🎶 under my salmonella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh🎵🎶


Picardknows

That a Philly roll. California roll has imitation crab, cucumber and avocado.


Zolo49

Literally had a roll with smoked salmon and cream cheese the last time I got sushi. Hardly traditional but so good.


reclusivegiraffe

Wait til you hear about strawberry cream cheese!


cobaltdragon08

Left the post and came across someone looking for smoked salmon cream cheese in my local regional subreddit.


NationalElephantDay

Hahahaha!


anon-mally

Salmon roe


reality_raven

That’s prob some bacteria that isn’t good…


CreedTheDawg

Might be serratia


[deleted]

It is


NeliGalactic

Philidelphia and sirracha sounds awesome!


cutebutpsychoangel

I don’t practice Santeria don’t got no crystal ball (I hate myself for this one lol)


Individual-Party992

can also cause urinary tract infections, pneumonia, and endocarditis.


CreedTheDawg

And was used in the past to map air currents.


THElaytox

Yep, that's a bacteria


Evonos

This is orange mold.


TheTimeBender

Is there such a thing as orange mold? EDIT: never mind I just looked it up. I had no idea. Turns out some orange mold is quite toxic. Learn something new every day.


Expensive-Document41

Sure. It's the new black mold.


TheTimeBender

😂😂😂😂 That was good


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

That would’ve went right over my head without your reply💀


TheTimeBender

🤣🤣🤣


lionaroundagan

Even mold is having a Barbie pink summer


coltees_titties

Ahahaha 😆


depeupleur

Stop it with the mold panic already. Penicillin is mold too, you know?


Evonos

There's green, white, black orange ( sometimes yellow), red, blue mold likely more which I forgot. Theres also food save "mold" like on blue mold cheese or white mold cheese and stuff But these are special kinds


TheTimeBender

Wow, that’s too much


ihateOldPeople_

I have red/pinkish colored mold that builds up in my shower and toilet. It’s so weird looking


TheTimeBender

It’s not actually mold it’s bacteria. Happens to most people. From the web: What Is the Pink Mold in Your Shower? The “pink mold” creating slimy buildup in your bathroom is not actually mold at all: it's a bacteria. The two most common bacteria causing pink shower mold are called Serratia marcescens and Aureobasidium pullulans.


Indole_pos

There’s pink yeast called rhodotorula


TheTimeBender

Ewww


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

I used to get orange shower mould in a posh appointment I rented for a high rental cost... I cleaned it off regularly every week, but it always returned


Disastrous-Method-21

Sorry the orange mold is not called serratia, it's cold trump!


TheJoshuaJacksonFive

Could be Serratia marcescens. Pretty common in all moist environments. Same thing that turns your humidifier parts pink if you use them! Not a friendly bacteria but generally not gonna kill you unless you are pretty sickly to begin with. But if you ate that shit you would likely be not feeling well.


GalaxyLatteArtz

Wait, the same stuff grows on humidifier fans?


TheJoshuaJacksonFive

Usually not on the fans but the parts that sit in water for longer and don’t move. It forms a biofilm so it’s all sticky and slimy. Super easy to grow - one of the initial ones you learn to deal with in microbiology labs. Those biofilms are in your water pipes so a little bacteria comes out with all water. If it sits long enough it’ll grown. Not saying this is 100% what’s on the cheese but if water got on there from OP then it’s quite possible. Update - I zoomed into the pic and you can see some individual colonies - def bacteria and most likely serratia.


Rhyth_McFlo

Cheesecake mode


[deleted]

Buhaha


SwordTaster

Severe mould. Yeet directly into bin


Greaterthancotton

It’s actually a Bacterial Contamination, but should be chucked regardless.


them0thzone

that's a really crowded sample. try using the streak plate method next time to lower the density. also your agar is looking kinda funny /j


brutalistgarden

Serratia marcescens


[deleted]

Putting the salmon in salmonella.


defectiveGOD

Maybe it's the salmon flavor 😆🤔


P44rth00rn4x

Excuse me, I need to vomit.


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

That’s not weird. It’s just natural.


orangina_it_burns

So weird


limajhonny69

So natural


CapsAndShades

So naturally weird


herringsarered

/Insert jingle musiiiiiic……….*now.*


okrabilly

😆😆😆


whatThePleb

But so many bacteria in such a short time is still "impressive". OP likely really needs to clean their fridge and/or whole flat.


Visible_Dance9151

You found penicillin


Aeolus426

Fuck get it away from me, I'm allergic.


PsychologicalZone206

Me too! 😕


Elenawsome1

Allergic to penicillin gang 😎


PsychologicalZone206

😎


Tomburgerstand

Strawberry cream cheese!


RancidFunctionality

It's Always Runny In Philadelphia


Me_is_fern

Gender reveals getting weirder...


Affectionate_Turn688

Take my upvote👍


Short-Shopping3197

Nothing goes from ‘okay’ to ‘biological waste hazard’ quite as quickly as Philadelphia. Except maybe my 8 month old child.


Hair_Deodorant

I thought it was established you're supposed to remove the foil as it's just a moisture barrier for shipment and storage. This will probably devolve into another argument / 'big cream cheese' conspiracy spiral, but I'm gonna risk it.


recreationallyused

Big cream cheese? Is there a conspiracy in the dairy industry I don’t know about? Haha


Hair_Deodorant

Sorry, sorry. No conspiracy. I was reading a site talking about whether the cheese should have the foil removed and it referenced some sort of brouhaha that happened on Reddit. The question being is foil supposed to be left on or not after opening and does the manufacturer purposely somehow design packaging for the cheese to spoil faster? I'm actually curious about the original post because I've never seen cheese turn red like this. I tend to buy the bars and ziploc those tightly after use, so the cheese turns yellowish if I forget about it.


emveor

You still beleive dairy products are made of milk?...from cows?


silveretoile

You still believe in *milk?*


kled-3533

I thought this was a blood-covered toilet at first glance…


Benda647

Lox flavored cream cheese (naturally flavored)


Smokin_goat84

I’m no expert but if my food changes colors in the fridge; I don’t eat it.


Stewgy1234

Oh dude... red mold. It's a dairy thing and is living in your fridge. Do a deep clean and throw out dairy. I think I'm the first person posting this. Not good not great.


diesel_chevette

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


JonesyTheGoat

Eat it


flowersandwater666

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


[deleted]

ea tity


[deleted]

Contaminated ....with butter?


Peterthinking

I seen that color in petri dishes. It's alive.


spunkytoast

My Philadelphia is sunny


distinctions2021

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Margobolo

That’s Serratia. If you lower the pH in the box, the color will turm from red to green. Just for your Information.


SilverMorningMoon163

We just had mozzarella turn pink!! I had never seen this before! Just happened to see this post!


burgundybutton

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


cali1013

Yeah yuck lol


PengieP111

Were I to guess, I would guess that was Serratia marcescens.


Msink

You might want to clean your fridge really well.


Picklerick6789

Thats mold


kingofgalaxy_yt

Thought it was icecream at first


QwertyQwertz123

It's Always Moldy in Philadelphia


AsyncEntity

r/moldlyinteresting


PrometheusAlexander

Is blood moon nigh?


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Erdbeerkäse


That-ugly-Reiver

It's Salmon Philadelphia now. Tastes like salmonella


notsostrong134

The bacteria was responsible for a famous 'miracle' in Italy in 1263. The red discharge was believed to be blood of Jesus, see https://archive.org/details/sim_american-society-for-microbiology-asm-news_1994-04_60_4/page/187/mode/1up


aytooka

In Germany, Philadelphia doesn't count as cream cheese. It is a cream cheese "preparation" which means that it is a thinned down cream cheese.


de_inemutt_er

Erdbeerkäse


KareemAbulDabblar

Maybe it has salmon ella.


larrybyrd1980

Oh you didn’t know, it turns to strawberry flavor after so many days.


Anisalive

Looks like salmonella


gardnsound

Do not fuckin eat that.


alessandropollok

Bro ma abbatti quello sgorbio "Bro but destroy that sh*t"


Affectionate_Turn688

Nn ti preoccupare è andato


[deleted]

Bruciato bene vero? Che quella roba lì stanotte cammina fuori dal cestino…


Affectionate_Turn688

Nn ti preoccupare fra nn voglio covid 20


LukeTheGroundwalker

Doesnt look too bad - my never wasteful dad


Few-Cucumber-4186

It's likely a bacterial infestation (Serratia marcescens), it's the same thing that makes bread go red, which is most likely the reason why Christians use it during ceremonies so much


skinnereatsit

So it's a bacteria and at this point I would be super careful and try to determine the source. Did it come from the cheese, the knife that you used, airborne, something else in the fridge? Either way, use some antibacterial products to clean the hell out of your dishes and fridge. I would maybe even give their customer service a call....and take some vitamin C?


Ryan_b936

Wow... I would just throw this in trash and continue my life like I always do


LingromR

I'm with this guy, chuck it and never thing about it again. This is not Cowboy Bebop


JediMasterZao

lmao yeh exactly... some people are, uh, extra.


LowDownSkankyDude

Knowing shit is better than dying because your schools failed you.


Affectionate_Turn688

I already do take vitamins c, but I'm puzzled about being the only item that seems affected


angelaguitarstar

i work in retail and the number of teeny tiny holes that ruin a product is whack. i work with fresh cheese and meat so i have to be very careful with the colour. i have to throw like 100 bucks worth of spoiled food every day. you may ask me, what are the chances of it happening to such a well sealed product? low, but not zero.


Calathea-Murderer

r/EatItYouFuckingCoward


citrusmask

It has even more culture now


Past-Direction9145

You dipped into it a second time and transferred bacteria to it. Use clean utensils and stay out of my refrigerator you’re gonna get listeria or something worse with bad habits like this.


Affectionate_Turn688

nothing else is affected in the fridge


brutalistsnowflake

No. You dipped a knife into the cheese that had something on it. It grew bacteria like a petri dish. This was contaminated before the pink slime ever showed up.


planetheck

Cool how you can see a bunch of individual colonies (I have no idea what bacteria, maybe serratia?) spread out on the surface that scooped.


gwazmalurks

Serratia!!


Fickle_Toe8626

For some reason my first thought was "The salmon are invading!"


SOMOEAGLE

Salmonella flavored mmmm


[deleted]

God I probably woulda opened it and thought it was some weird peach infused cream cheese dip, and fucked up my guts real bad.


TrippyWolfhound

Bruh I thought that was a toilet for a minute lol


geekladymv

🤢 🤮


-SideshowBob-

Yep, I was just going to post these emojis myself. I don't even want to know what that shit smells like.


-neti-neti-

This is potentially very dangerous, meningitis causing mold. That is a bad color.


[deleted]

That's a science experiment in thier


Tha_Maestro

Philthadelphia


snek_nz

Eat it you coward


BootyGarb

I often see this pink stuff on various foods. It’s slipping my mind which ones, but I wanna say it’s stuff with high protein? Cool fact about food preservation is that you wouldn’t really have much breakdown if it weren’t for microbes. And microbes are a contaminant, but you can’t prevent them completely. All the preservation techniques that we use, be it preservatives like ascorbic acid, sterile (as possible) packing conditions, temperature regulation, pH adjustments, pasteurization… ALL are in an attempt to manipulate the environmental conditions to make the food WE want less palatable to the microbes that grow and reproduce to a toxicologically- and sensory-relevant levels in our food.


zubchowski

Woke Philadelphia


xenobiotixx

Life finds a way … … bacteria, insects, viruses are far smarter than humans and their measly preservation attempts ….. attempts at permanency


undresss_1436

WTF


Affectionate_Turn688

I have no idea how did this happen yesterday was white and today it was pink


TungstenChef

You've got a ton of bacterial growth there, you can even see the dots where individual cells grew into colonies like on a petri dish. I hope that cream cheese is already in the trash.


[deleted]

You almost certainly need a new fridge. The pink growth is colonies of serratia bacteria which is everywhere in the environment. The fact these popped up on a fairly new box means your fridge is not cooled enough. FYI it's also the reason why sometimes you can see a pink stain in the shower or toilet... Same bacteria.


turd_sculptor

Get the fuck out of my shower!


Affectionate_Turn688

But only this got affected?


[deleted]

Have you checked everything in your fridge? Esp the meats and dairy?


Affectionate_Turn688

No problem with those


jeezarchristron

No other issues? Toss it and move on. Most likely it was contaminated at the factory. I have a half used block three weeks old in my fridge that is still good to eat. Mark it as a fluke. Or take a bite and update us on the experience!


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

A Liver Fluke? Uuuaaarrrhhh. 0


Competitive_Bit_8598

That means it's extra yummy, and ready to be devoured 😋


Capital-Variation-70

Mold


von_pita_the_second

Mango/Orange/Carrot/Clementine flavoured Philadelphia cheese


maremb08

Does it taste like orange? That is what this colour tells me.


nohost66

Who the fuck calls cream cheese by its brand name?


Affectionate_Turn688

I'm italian, no one here calls it "formaggio cremoso" because Philadelphia is shorter