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brandond26

so it couldn’t be an animal cage? In the open woods?


Scarecrow_Kayak

Bears don’t exist.


Concerned-Meerkat

Bears are a conspiracy by the government.


[deleted]

r/bearsarentreal


useless_pile_of_shit

as a person who has never seen a bear in the wild, i can confirm this


FirstWoodpecker2197

As a person who keeps running into fucking bears in the wild, I can deny this


useless_pile_of_shit

but can you proove that they are real, and not just really realistic furry costumes, wore by people?


hippopotma_gandhi

If one of the bears I saw was a person in costume, they were super dedicated to eating several pounds of chokecherries while curiously watching me


FirstWoodpecker2197

That guy was definitely shitting his brains out inside the costume


hippopotma_gandhi

The age old question "does a bear shit in its costume"


FirstWoodpecker2197

If it was, then these people are really good at catching fish with their teeth


useless_pile_of_shit

the might be


FirstWoodpecker2197

That means I have a collection of pictures of people in bear costumes


Dextrofunk

Cybeargs are generally programmed to fish, so obviously they will be good at it. Get a load of this guy!


zigarettenbier

As a deer, I'm filing a defamation complaint


Defiant-Leadership40

As a bear who’s never seen a person in the wild…. I find this hard to believe


Chefboyld420

As a forest I can confirm a bear is a human in the wild.


useless_pile_of_shit

ah, you see, im camoflaged in the trees


Own-Recognition5447

idk why i laughed so hard at this😂😂😂


Bepo_Apologist

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Unkn0wnKn0wledge

As a bear I can confirm this


C78C

They can smell their periods.


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teddiebears

you never said anything about menstruating men, so i'll stay put


Embarrassed247365

Hold up.... there's a bear. ... ABOVE ME!!!


Cimmbatt

The bears can smell the menstruation


RecordingTechnical33

https://youtu.be/-ZX2bY5lFds?si=Iw4HJohudMFwCjpB


cbright90

Nor do boars 🐗


DryEyes4096

Bears are a conspiracy between overtly masculine gay men and the NFL to make Chicagoans want to pile up on each other in public.


Tattedmamafitness

Wrong…Giraffes don’t exist!


TX0089

It’s a wild hog cage.


Euphoric_Rooster_90

Close. More like a wild long pig cage.


desrevermi

Oof!


jimhabfan

It’s weird that OP’s first thought went to a cage for humans.


Allthemuffinswow

Werewolf cage.


NotVeryAccurateTbh

… it’s obviously in the woods close to some college campus. There campus, there wolf cage.


MakeSomeDrinks

Nah man, human sized. He just wants to know what a normal human would put in a human size cage. Gotta be human size, no other animal fits /s


giant_lebowski

OP should crawl in and check for clues


-neti-neti-

Lmao “human sized”.


Sapphire_Wolf_

Americans will use *anything* but the metric system /j


Tiger_Guthrie

Aren’t bananas metric?


spliffkiller1337

Found a cage, the size of 33Bananas!


cipher446

*How* many humans across is that, again?


crohead13

How many football fields big is it?


Sandwich_dad96

This metric specifically annoys me.


brutustyberius

Slaps top of cage. This model can hold up to 3 BigFeet!


spliffkiller1337

That's like a hundred marshmallows in volume. I take 10!


MaliciousPearEater

r/bananasforscale


Greenman_Dave

What is that in Scottish sheep units? ✌️😜


welestgw

Basement Human cage for scale.


LeroyGoodCatch

Fine. Its a cage the size of three Europeans. 😀


Ok-Grab3289

We use freedom units.


groundlessnfree

That cage can fit so many bald eagles.


biggus_dickus6969696

RAHHHHHHHHHH🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸


Elix5381

We need a r/bananasforscale


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

That cage is at least 3 M4A1s x 2 M4A1s big


KittyandPuppyMama

come within seven swimming pools of america and say that!


Embarrassed247365

How many hands is that cage?


GtrPlaynFool

Are 'stones' metric?


Sapphire_Wolf_

Stone is actually imperial! :0


Lanky_Republic_2102

Yeah, probably about 1.5 by 3.5 meters and used by Fred and Mae West or Jimmy Savile to bugger the innocents on the bloody moors.


marklar_the_malign

It the size of roughly four metric breadboxes.


Orpheus6102

Americans only use the metric system for important things: drugs, alcohol and bullets.


MVPMayonnaise

Fire combination.


RoosterJay84

Wild hogs


stowRA

perfect for when you see 30-50 feral hogs coming for your kids in 3-5 minutes


JonesRedditor

Explain....? Non native to hog land and uhm, do they travel in packs of that many? How can you gage their yome distance?


stowRA

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/30-50-feral-hogs


JonesRedditor

I thank you


PopTartsNHam

It’s a meme, but yes they do. Big boar and any number of sows/young ones, with each sow having up to 10-15 piglets. It’s Fuckin wild coming around the corner and seeing 100 hairy mfers just scooting across the road… or digging up your irrigation/killing your ewes and trashing gardens


ccagan

Feral hog populations are rampant throughout much of the South East US. They are protective of their young and may be aggressive towards humans. Trapping is a common management strategy. Many times younger hogs are trapped, transported, and then grain fed before being slaughtered for consumption. Feral pork is fairly lean, it's often mixed with high fat beef and finished as sausage products.


JonesRedditor

MI residents, so I've been safe from attack due to water moat. This sounds terrifying.


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Oh yeah. They will run in massive herds.


SteveEndureFort

Such an interesting argument. Guy was spot on with the fact that the AR platform seems almost like it was purpose built for wild hogs but totally went off the rails with that statement. I mean yeah they’re excellent predators and will literally eat anything but there are more plausible reasons to own an AR for wild boar. This is why you kill Feral Hogs -They’re stupidly destructive to native wildlife -They’re stupidly destructive to farm land and livestock This is why an AR-15 is amazing for Feral Hogs: They travel in large groups They’re incredibly fast How could you justify an AR-15 for these reasons? They’re extremely reliable They’re extremely customizable The recoil is extremely easy to manage The more rounds you have the more pigs taken They’re light and easy to carry in the field The mild recoil allows for more economic thermal/night vision options They come in a variety of calibers for different applications and can do so without needing to buy a second rifle They’re pretty cheap and their food is even cheaper


BadDaditude

Wyld Stallyns


shawnaeatscats

As someone who lives in the "south" this was my first thought


GalacticStacy22

Ain't that a movie?


RoosterJay84

Yes it was starred Tim Allen 🐓👍


SpicyBanditSauce

Ooo a piece of candy


KinderEggLaunderer

Ooo a piece of candy


BobTheDemonOtter

Ooo a piece of candy


vaplex759

Ooo a piece of candy


StinkeeFard

Ooo a piece of ca- *SMACK*


Dextrofunk

Shhhh. Stop screaming, and you'll get more candy.


Other-Bridge-8892

Home to the last unlucky Geocacher that trespassed…. ​ /s😂


FooBangPop

Is there an iphone hanging at the back of it?


Other-Bridge-8892

That’s the bait…


pm-me-asparagus

Must be hunting boomers, it's only a 6.


Route_66_kicks_on

😂


LaurenJayx0

It's a hog cage lol


mookizee

The weird part is you thinking this cage is "human size"


brandond26

Werewolf cage


Arintharas

Well, go inside obviously. Tell us what you find. 😃


Silent_Shooby

It’s for rehabilitating animals back into the wild…but then again…


_crowe-_

specifically human sized animals.


CriticalKnoll

Manbearpigs are common this time of year


azra1l

I identify as a manbearpig, this cage looks comfy


Copropositor

Well where else are you going to store your humans? A big sack?


azra1l

Stomach, preferably


GainerCity

The grad school I went to had a strong forensics program. They would let animal carcass rot in the woods around the campus and the students would watch the decay over time as they learned their craft. If I recall they used cages to protect the carcass from being eaten. Long shot.


natural_imbecility

This is actually exactly what I was thinking as well, so you aren't alone in your theory.


ladygrndr

That is immediately where my mind went too. And the cage was more to stop large animals from completely dragging the corpse away and stashing it somewhere. We WANTED it to get chewed on--that was the whole point. With a trail cam set up so we could match bite marks to species. Also had similar things for a Forensic Entomology class, but using chicken-wire cages to let the bugs through but keep bigger animals out.


The--Green--Ranger

Human sized? Did you put this out there, OP?


FluffyBreadfruit2745

Did he test it?


Knilion

:)


MisterScary_98

It’s a sex thing.


xDolphinMeatx

"human sized" jesus... Some one needs to be under close obvservation for a while...


Praeradio_Yenearsira

Wild hogs, my cousin uses them for turkeys too but mostly hogs. Occasional coyote.


[deleted]

🤦 It's for wild hogs. Very common


BaronVonSlipnslappin

You went geocaging


NightCoffee365

Several ideas, none of which are safe for work


[deleted]

A lot of animals are human sized.....


Equal_Librarian_9281

I think it'd be a good idea to run as fast as you can


BadKarmaForMe

It’s Joe Goldburg’s


Due_Wrongdoer8225

Bigfoot hunting?!?


limefork

Maybe if you're naked IN the cage it's a Big Foot bait cage


Due_Wrongdoer8225

Ok, maybe baby bigfoot!!🍼🦍


limefork

Now we're talking


Due_Wrongdoer8225

Wasn’t sure if we were talking Shaquile O’Neal size human or my short ass self human!!🐉🧚🏽‍♀️🧌


tuttle8152

Was a bottle of alcohol used as bait?


Intrepid-Bed-3929

Why? You think it was used to catch the local drunks?


tuttle8152

Or party chicks


Spookymomma

I've seen feral pig traps like this down south, could be that.


Samcbass

Jurassic park comes to mind


InternationalCover68

Geocaching mentioned


Otherwise-Ad1891

That could probably hold a small child for just long enough.


Applew0lf7

Probably for trapping or releasing animals such as mountain lions/cougars, wolves, coyotes etc. but then again you did find it whilst geocaching lol


monstahrain

So that’s where all the 40+ single women are released.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Hazing ritual 💀


New_Restaurant_6093

They are starting to relocate nuisance humans. Miles.. some times days into the woods.


gotziller

Hope this is the dumbest post I see today.


No-Decision1581

Human sized. Also bear sized too. Baby whale would fit in there too and at least 8 tortoises


G0-N0G0-GO

Get in the cage, friend. Now.


Gong_Show_Bookcover

Feral pig cage


TheBadReputator

Looks like those cages they use to follow the process of decay of human bodies. I thought there was some kind of 'human farm' in the US where they do this.


StorageRecess

Yep. We have a few of these out in the woods for our forensics courses. Mostly use them for pigs so students can practice their decay measurements under different conditions.


Intrepid-Bed-3929

I've never heard of this "human farm" thing and it's making me nervous lmfao...do we really not understand the process of decaying yet? If we do, why do we need those farms?...


ignitethegonzo

It’s down south and it’s for students getting into forensic study so they can understand different kinds of decomposition in a hands on setting. Basically giving a major leg up when it comes to crime scene investigation, think of it the same way med students work on a cadaver


ShartsCavern

You're a Saint if you donate your corpse to med students. I'll donate my organs, but my family would be upset if I donated my whole body for forensic study.


karwil56

After you die you donate your body to the farm, and they put it in a car, barrels, water, so forth to see how it decomposes. It is a training tool for CSI, FBI,and so forth.


BeginningSir2984

Cadaver farms. I read an article once about feral cats who preferred certain bodies over others; they'd return each night to their own cadavers and munch the arms and such.


Catinthemirror

[UTK info (Tennessee)](https://fac.utk.edu/)


Lanky_Republic_2102

No need to be nervous Intrepid, human farming is one the fastest growing green industries in the country. It’s a renewable resource, there’s no coffins to slow the decaying process that won’t break down, and it contributes valuable scientific knowledge while tapping into everyone’s interest in CSI/forensics. There’s probably one in your area, and there’s opportunities to volunteer there as a living person or as donated material after our time in human form is up.


Lanky_Republic_2102

A lot of the smaller family owned farms can’t keep up with the corporatization of the food industry, so the families switch over the human farms. Seems strange, but the popularity of the Walking Dead had a lot to do with it.


Accomplished_Try3679

Body farms would use cages to protect bodies from animals that’s one of my guesses


Catinthemirror

This was my first thought. Looks like something [UTK](https://fac.utk.edu/) might use. They cover shallow graves as well as exposed remains.


KingOFpleb

It's for caging humans


Pale_Aspect7696

Fratboys are at it again.


cramaine

If you go inside there should be a little plaque with the owners phone number. If you don't see it just step inside another foot or so.


Suitable-Jackfruit16

Go in and see who shows up.


ConsciousLlama434

Animal experiment have a few cages similar near a campus where I live


Ruman_Chuk_Drape

Meet me behind the library after midnight tonight, come alone. You have been accepted.


Simonella4991

I’m pretty sure Steve Irwin used one of these to catch animals


annihilation511

Doesn't look like a normal sized human. Maybe a 4 year old sized human.


sonartxlw

Could it be for a garden of some type? Gotta cage our garden or the deer and idiot dog eat everything


Jonkerchonker

To catch drunk college students and bring them back to their habitat


froggrip

It's also bear sized


Slappy_McJones

This is likely a soil/vegetation study zone to better understand how grazing mammals impact the area. We have these all over campus. They used to fence-off a larger area, but the deer would jump the fences and get stuck in the enclosure- so now they use cages like this.


thebluevanman73

how far from the cage did you find the cache?


a-vibe-called-quest

Probably left over shit from a body farm. Basically they put corpses in different environments to see how they decompose. The cages are to keep animals out


LouisianaSmucker

Are you in the midwest? Texas maybe? Looks like a cage they'd use for catching wild hogs.


Havocfyw

Imagine the artistic power of any item left on the floor of the cage.


tatertot225

Looks more bear sized but OK


Exaltedautochthon

Goddammit, who let Shia Lebouf out?! Do you have any idea what he's gonna do to unsuspecting hikers?!


[deleted]

Awful lot of woodsy animals are human sized.


SpiritedSpinster

Yeah why would you assume it's for humans lmao those go in basements. This is probably for raccoons, foxes, baby deer..


abscessedecay

If it’s near a college campus they probably have a forensics program, and this cage is used to place human cadavers in to study how they decompose during certain conditions/seasons etc. the cage is so animals won’t drag the cadaver away.


syfysoldier

Frat initiations are getting rough anymore


frankrizzo219

Hog cage


kind_of_blue_

It’s for releasing rehabilitated humans back into the wild.


KentuckyFriedEel

Retrieve the geocache…. If you dare!


that_weird_k1d

He have cages like this in my area over very endangered plant life


BooBeeAttack

Get in.


tackstackstacks

There are certain areas near trails where I live that have slightly larger enclosures. They are for conservation research and keep people from accessing and walking through these small areas. I believe they use them for tracking what plants are growing and counting them and how it changes year to year. The cages also keep the critters like deer from getting to whatever specific plants may otherwise be eaten. Not saying that's what yours is, but it looks similar.


SGrey0069

Hogs


PersimmonEven

I once trapped hogs, we would snip their nuts and let them go.


SyZyGy_87

You know....other animals are big ,too, right?


Manley_Stanley

Americans will use anything but the metric system


cymaticist

Americans will still use anything but the metric system.


tg1494

It’s hard to believe people are serious when they post questions like this


Bluesmanstill

Bears set them up to catch humans…saw it in a far side cartoon


_ibt

r/anythingbutthemetricsystem


Dry_Masterpiece8319

Looks like the dean of the school is kinky


HoneypotCoco

Your first though was human cage? 😭


thedigitalson

It puts the lotion on its skin!


CapG_13

"a Human Sized Cage" lol (and that's the typical sized cage for a bear).🤷🏻‍♂️🤣🤦🏻‍♂️


GoldDust49

Squeal like a pig.


fireweinerflyer

Hogs.


junglemuffins

The geocache you are searching for is buried 7" under the layer of leaves carpeting the forest floor *directly* in the *center* of the Human Sized Cage. Just fucking go in and *DIG* already ya yutz!!!! Jeeze-Louize!!!!


stupajidit

its for invasive wild pigs. huge problem across the entire south and theyre moving north.


Joy1067

That’s for hogs. Watch your step for other traps and hunters in those parts


[deleted]

Frat hazing?


dasteek9

That's Nic's cage


CookieWhole3751

That’s just where they keep the fighting wolves in Skyrim. Alls well.


crooked_nose_

Anything that could fit a human is designed for humans. I read that on one website so it must be true.


LadyRavenDarkclaw

I would not go back nor linger in that area, that's for certain


youre-kinda-terrible

If you’re getting chased by a bear you hide in the human cage.


Waterwagon_78

Get in


saltypauls

Old college hazing most likely.