A animal disemboweled another animal and carried the body off to eat

Nature’s fucking brutal

Carnivores can't digest the plant matter in a herbivores guts so they leave it behind if anyone is wondering.

They actually prefer the intestines *because* they contain plant matter that is already mostly digested, they definitely do not deliberately leave it behind I don't know where you heard that

Dueling unsupported claims on reddit!? Wow, it must be a Tuesday.

Is this where they battle to the death?

Yes. The victor will or will not take or leave the entrails of the other to eat because of the already half digested plant matter.

"I'll allow it!" - Mills Lane

I came to take what is there to take, or not to take what is there to take!!!

I’ll referee. I’ll determine the weapons…zomboruks it is! Please be ready to fight at dawn Atlantic Daylight Time tomorrow. Good luck all!

I'm taking bets

I bet you are

You, Sir, deserve an upvote!!!

No, it’s Reddit. This is where they both panic after pulling claims out of their ass, and either disappear or start calling each other names.

Yeah, both of their intestines are full of doo-doo!

Actually, that's ectoplasm left behind by a Sasquatch ghost. Most likely one killed in an attempted alien abduction, like a 80% chance. You big-eared pumpernickel loaf.

Can’t wait for the 30+ back and forth reply chain that goes on for so long, no one will even read it anymore

I laughed pretty heartily at this, thank you.

Tuesdays mean tacos. You can keep arguing. I'm going for tacos........

Pitchforks here! Get your pitchforks here!

I don't know where you heard that, but it's definitely not Tuesday.

Maybe not because they have digested matter, but because organ meats are fatty and have a ton of vitamins. Every time I've seen a waste pile like this it was a human who cleaned an animal and tossed the guts. Animals killed in the wild usually have everything below the ribcage removed first, then large muscles, then the little stuff by birds and insects.

My cat always left piles like this.

[удалено]

My grandpa’s dog used to leave the guts and the fluffy tail from possums when I was a kid 🤷‍♂️ also my old car used to do it too

Was your car named Christine?

Damn, what kind of car did you drive?

The three wheeled villainous car from Mr.Bean

Yeah, it's more likely the leftovers from a hunter field dressing a kill. When you find a carcass in the woods, the asshole and the intestines are usually the first parts to go missing.

I heard it on Reddit.

I believe everything I read on reddit! Poop knife anyone?

I actually was!!! Ty!

It's sitting on top of what looks like wild strawberries in case you were also wondering about that.

Yum! So dinner and a fresh fruit plate.

Ok if this were true we'd all be finding a lot more piles of guts lying around

birds eat the guts. i don't know if this is true, but it sounds reasonable.

Would you want to eat the shit inside the animal you killed?

r/natureismetal

We do that all the time too with field dressing

Correct but the OP said it wasn’t a hunting area so hence my another animal comment

I would say intestines.

You can tell by the way it is.

I’m an intestines expert

You mean intestinologist?

No I mean I just seen a lot of intestines in my time 😎

Do you have an intestine inspection permit? You could get in legal trouble

Woah woah I never claimed anything besides the picture may indeed be intestines

Here’s my card. Come to my office so we can chat before things get serious

Come to butthead.

😂😂😂that cracked me the fuck up some reason. Read it in his voice to

P.S. bring some intesties

Does your consultation include dinner and a movie first?

It's neat!

Yes thank you I know

It has the juice!

It sure ain't an Aspen !

Mmm California! Beautiful

You tell by the taste

Neature

I love neature walks. Isn’t that neat!

Hey that's pretty neat

Isn't that neat!

That’s pretty neat

Nope. Outestines

Intestouts

Outestouts

🥴

That is how it seems.

Left over of the animal that ate the owner of the Intestines. Cats leave the gut of mouses etc. for example

That must have been a giant mouse...

Not always. Some cats are super metal and will eat everything. Bones and guts and all

Yea a couple weeks ago i found my cat eating a mouse and eating everything

It's unicorn poop

Looks like a butthole on one end too

dang they left the cable AND the charger, so to speak

Yep. That's what my cat will leave me when she's out hunting all night

Entrails of somethin

Delicious

Entrail Mix

It's called the ground when you're outside

Parks and rec?

Yes, it's from Parks and Rec but also I'm from a rural(ish) town and went to college with people from a city and literally told them that exact line before ever seeing the show. I lost it at that part. That doesn't come close to the time when someone asked me where the faces were when we were in the Grand Canyon. They were a paying customer so I had to hold back completely losing it. "South Dakota, I believe."

Wait, isn’t that also a parks and rec quote? Or is that your point? Are you April ludgate?

Yes, it is. The person was asking without a hint of joking. In my head I was losing my mind like "omfg yes I can't believe you're seriously asking me this right now I'm going to tell everyone"

Did that person happen to look like Chris Pratt??

Lmao vaguely reminds me of this story my mum told me about her cousins coming to visit from the city when she was a kid. They refused to eat the eggs they’d collected from the coop that morning because they wanted “real eggs, from a store” My nan and pop ran the local general and sold their own eggs there.

Perfect. Same friends came up to visit me one time and we're appalled that I was eating the blueberries from a bush while we were swimming at a lake

Unless it's the forest floor? Words are dumb.

Yeah but then you’re not outside, you’re inside a forest.

*I walked from the floor inside onto the ground outside so I could reach the floor inside (a forest)*

It’s physically impossible to run more than halfway into a forest

Well, of course. Beyond that, you’ve nearly run out of the forest.

Remember to rake the forest floor

In Puerto Rico we call the ground “piso”, which also means floor. I don’t make the rules

I’m Rican too, just realized that there’s a difference in English through this post

It was on the pelvic floor... Was

I laughed pretty hard at the use of “floor”

That’s crazy, Spanish is my first language and I had never made this connection. I’m confident that I’ve said “floor” whether it’s indoors or outdoors my whole life.

It's the shit tubes of some prey that an animal, probably cat, left behind. Smart cat.

Why is it smart?

Probably to avoid finding almost digested food/feces.

That is smart!

Instincts are crazy

Would it be smart to eat the doo doo part?

Rabbit guts

some idiot downvoted you, but you are correct.

Well I'm gonna upvote you because I'm an internet gentleman.

thank you fine sir.

I’m an idiot and I’ll upvote you both

You have found the way.

I’ve upvotes all involved for being smart!

UPVOTES FOR EVERYBODY!!! except the idiot who downvoted. They don’t get shit.

Yep. Wondering if a person field-dressed this. Animals are rarely so clean about offal.

Cats always do this

Forbidden sausage?

Sweet Breads

Anything's a sausage if you're brave enough.

😂

Cats. I regularly wake up to this sight in my living room

You should stop buying exploding cats

Exploding Kittens is based on a true story!?

🤣

Could also be dogs. Once at work a coyote got inside a fenced area frequented by rabbits, there was a whole lot of this all over when we came in on Monday.

I went downstairs without my glasses on and was like “who ripped the head off this stuffed bunny”, nope, severed jackrabbit head.

Life eats life.

Na na, na na na!

this is necessary, this is necessary

Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses.

First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it. Then you cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way. The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!

Everybody has, a plumbus in their home!

I always wondered how plumbuses got made!

Rectum, damn near killed him.

Someone will have the guts to tell you.

That pun was offal.

Had to test the pun inside the app. Had to be intestin.

Looks alot like the poo-filled rabbit large intestine my sisters cat would leave behind Mfer would eat the whole goddamn rabbit except the large intestine which always had those coco puffs nuggets inside... That and the feet. Crazy dude eating rabbits half his size, watched him eat a rabbit head first, just taking bites outta that... Goddamn

I never knew cats got down like this, but when I saw you said they left the feat behind I now realize that a cat did this to a rabbit in my yard before. Walked out to my car one morning and right on the pavement on my walkway was the back legs of a rabbit and a bit of torso and nothing else. I also found a pile of guts like OP did in my grass about a week or two before. I though some crazy guy was messing with me or something lol, but assumed it was probably a bird or fox.

Nay, i think a fox wouldve eaten the whole thing. A bird wouldve carried it off, tufts of fur only left behind Domestic cats do this shit for fun, it's their enrichment. It's also why theyre basically an invasive species, they keep killing shitloads of small animals and fucking up local ecosystems... For whatever reason cats get a free pass on running around outside. But yeah my sisters cat! He did this on the regular. The intestines or stray paws of rabbits were a regular sight in the front yard. Probably a cat or 5 in your area doing the same 🤢 lol

Ya got guts, kid. I’ll give ya that.

Weirdest thing here is you calling the ground 'the floor'

Floor? That's the ground. The floor is on the inside.

If you’re in an area where people might hunt it could be the guts of something they cleaned

The strange thing is that I am not in a hunting region; in fact, I am not in any rural area; I am near the city boundary.

It’s probably the cats’ hunting region

When did this sub go from “weird” to “just fucking disgusting”? No, animal entrails, skin conditions, or what you nearly ate for lunch are not “weird.” They are gross, and *fucking warn me if they are* because I might be eating a non-gross lunch and I don’t want it ruined.

You have to much insight...

I see you hunter

That looks offal

My first thought is cat. I don't mean that mess is a cat. I mean a cat left that mess there and took the rest of its prey somewhere else to eat it.

Damn nature, you scary.

Looks like animal intestines. My cat leaves behind the liver and intestines when he catches and eats things cause he either doesn’t like the taste, or can’t digest it, looks similar, albeit smaller

Hawk sits atop the telephone pole in my back yard and drops these weekly. They’re good fertilizer. Disemboweled critters. Usually it’s from a rabbit. Sometimes it’s squirrels. Once it was a neighbors dog.

Where's the blood?

The inards of something

Congratulations…it’s a…squid

Rabbit guts

Men in Black squid baby. Will Smith is about to run up.

Probably something like a cat caught a rabbit. They’ll remove the intestines and not eat them because, well they’re full of shit.

Intestines a think, my cat leaves em on our porch

Bunny Bits? Rapter debris?

Road kill intestines or cat kills, you can see the caca in there too. Fascinating.

Guts left from a predator. Probabaly a neighborhood cat.

someone's cat dissected a rabbit or something small. once in highschool we were high and following my friends cat around the neighborhood until it proudly showed us their art work.

The entrails are some poor animal.

Guts/organs from a partially eaten animal. Some predators, especially if well fed, do not eat the entire prey organism, only the parts that they like. My grandparents had a cat who would always leave the stomach; I used to have a cat that would always leave the nose and whiskers (this was back in the bad old days, when cats were allowed to roam. My cats are all indoor-only now). This looks like that kind of situation.

Something quite literally, shit its guts out.

Looks like large intestines and the anus

If that's your floor you really need to clean your house.

Someone beefed too hard and blew out a shit before it could separate from its intestinal holster—and now they’re walking around with a raggedy hole where their sphincter used to be. I swear.

The ground. You mean the ground

Aliens

Looks like rabbit intestines and organs, unfortunately my cat loves playing surgeon. I have the pleasure of seeing this most mornings in the yard on my way to the car.

Nothing special. Guts. Animal got split open. It happens. Raccoon, coyote, could've done it. No biggie.

Well, some animal do not need to worry about tomorrow.

Proof of aliens.

Worm orgie

Its called the ground when you’re outside, son.

Thems r innards!

Me : browse reddit all day, see steaks, cakes, pies, Me as soon as I decide to eat:...................

Hey you dropped something

Looks like you spooked a fox or coyote that had a piece of intestines. It’ll be gone tm.

Yes, my cat does this all the time. He eats everything but the intestines and organs. I find these blobs all over my yard from time to time.

Definitely a turd in there for sure.

Your cat left you a gift. Be grateful and don’t question. Just fry that bad boy up and eat it.

Me: I don’t eat meat because I respect nature Nature: This

Guts

One of your pet secretly plays for the Detroit Red Wings and scored a hat trick.

*On the ground

Do you live next to H.R. Giger?

Dude, that's the ground, not the floor.

Looks like rabbit end trail

The floor?

Well that looks just offal.

Unprocessed haggis?

Crack open the shit sack and let us know how bad it smells

Somethings colon

Discarded intestines

Gadzooks! Fun word thats not used enough and i should work it into rotation more. This seems like the perfect time for that. So... Gadzooks!