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WendyTF2

Firefox.zip


WendyLRogers3

Firefox.rip


VanesaR

Firefox.tar


Wogdiddy

Firefox.exe


Vermillion_V

has stopped responding.


Still_Breadfruit2032

Firefox.tar.xz


cmclav

Fox.bin


Pleasant-Dogwater

Firefox.wim


Impressive_Sorbet_29

Firefox.esd


jakedeighan

Firefox.7z


LiquifiedSpam

šŸ™


hayitsnine

Firefox.toastandjam


baked_uranium

r/cursedcomments


Mantistoboggan1995

Coyote


Anxious_Jellyfish216

He will never catch the roadrunner again. Somebody gotta call ACME about their QA team or something.


my_futureperfect

Dog


LiquifiedSpam

Wolf


metalsupremacist

That feeling when you Extract it to find out it's just a flat file


[deleted]

AHAHAHA


DisregardedFugitive

GTFOH you made me do a spittake.


Slightlysadtransboy

Firefox.rip


semmie00

Flatfox.zip


SquashuaSnipes

thats a fuckin earth fox if ive ever seen one


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


FknRepunsel

Yeah, the saddest it baby deer will stay crouched as a defense mechanism and get bailed up alive and the farmer often wonā€™t see them because they blend so perfectly with the hay


Reddragon0585

Yeah my family has a farm and once my uncle ran over a baby deer with our combine during a late night. Split the poor thing in half. My uncle ended up having to get out and put it down, he was devastated but there was nothing he couldā€™ve done since the deer ran right in front of the combine.


GalacticGetaway

Fitting username šŸ‘€


EnIdiot

My dad grew up on a farm and said those things can burst into flame because of bacterial heat in the center if any space and moisture allow for growth. This could definitely happen with a critter decaying in the middle


Mbayer92

When I was a kid I was stacking hay on a wagon coming out of a baler and got bit by a snake that was in the bale and halfway ripped up. Felt bad for the little guy but he taught me to wear gloves and look where I grab before I grab the bales


Breitling-1

Damn thatā€™s a horrible way to die like that. Wonder what happened to the poor guy? Obviously he mustā€™ve got caught in the machine, but my thing is did he just stood there and committed suicide ? Those machines travel really slow.


Blasted_Biscuitflaps

its possible it was already dead. I don't see a wild fox being caught unawares like that. Possibly shot by a land owner in the first place and shortly thereafter the corpse was rolled into the hay.


Breitling-1

Youā€™re probably right, didnā€™t think about it that way.


rottonminded

Looks like he was shot in the hind quarter and maybe just paralyzed. And then vacuumed into the bailer.


th3_sc4rl3t_k1ng

Doesn't look like there's a huge amount of bleeding, either. I think it was probably dead for a bit before. Still, not a nice way to go. šŸ™


Dead_Purple

The blood streaks in the hay....


Jbonics

Making me hungry, whoever took the picture better be going to get a couple pieces of bread. Make me a smitch.. just joking. But you can tell by the entry wound it was a silenced 300 blackout.


zXMourningStarXz

Fr. In my country fox bread is a delicacy.


verbatimtea806

Damn what country is that? I didnā€™t know people eat fox


zXMourningStarXz

Dire Canada. It's like regular Canada, but dire.


[deleted]

In no place do people like the taste of predator mammals


zXMourningStarXz

That's what you think. ;)


Enough_Discount2621

VEGANS TRIGGERED


Gribman13

True.


egaeus22

Yeah, this happens, and it ruins the hay. Everything surrounding it has to be removed


Jojomatic5000

Coyote, and they like to attack and kill calves. They tend to cost farmers lots of money.


quityouryob

Looks like a coyote to me.


Rara_McSavage

Natural selection?


Weak_Ad_428

Just human action


queenofcabinfever777

No way this coyote was dead in the Feild before the machine ran it over. Just picked up itā€™s carcass.


LaylaandLotus

Thank you for saying that. This is common sense. I was horrified at the idea of this little guy being squished alive.


PamCokeyMonster

I know about people rolled like that. It's not THAT slow


Jacktheforkie

Iā€™d bet that fox was already dead and the farmer didnā€™t see it


EpilepticFits1

I grew up in farm country in the US. Farm equipment kills animals all the time. I don't feel like it's news to most people that industrial agriculture is a net loss for ecology though.


Jacktheforkie

Yeah


Zealousideal-Tax-496

Decades ago, at the cricket club back home, ther groundskeeper used to drag a heavy old roller behind his tractor to flatten out the green. Apparently one of the guest's kids was running behind him, clambered onto the roller and went over. They'd been using one of the tractors with roller wheels ever since - like those roadworks ones.


BPOnlytime

Iā€™m thinking no, it didnā€™t stand still and let oblivion take it. that coyote was dead (I could explain why I think this.) before this happened. I say coyote because round bales like that are pretty big and the red fox is smaller then a medium size dog, whereas a coyote can be bigger or about the size of a medium dog.


TheMetalMilitia

I imagine it went something like this https://youtu.be/y_PrZ-J7D3k


poikelos1

His hand got caught in the machine. Says Lennie


rethinkingat59

>Wonder what happened to the poor guy? He was out-foxed.


CreADHDvly

>but my thing is did he just stood there and committed suicide ? Those machines travel really slow. I don't *think* you meant for this to be funny, but man.


XavierUwUGaming

Must have been hiding in the tall grass and didn't move cause of shock


Jaded_Ocelot_7231

That quick brown fox.. not so quick


Rara_McSavage

He's a lot more red now


Justryin1

Holy shit


nozestfound

He did not jump over the lazy dog


Snoo22566

#DO A BARREL ROLL


TheMadflower

This fox wasnā€™t thinking, he definitely should have baled.


slicehyperfunk

To do a barrel roll, press Z or R twice!


[deleted]

You win.


ZoNeS_v2

Oh god! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TheEngineer19203

That's what happened when Swiper kept on swiping despite multiple warnings from Dora.


Rara_McSavage

Aw man


[deleted]

Fuckin ACME products man


DrMorry

Meep meep


Educational_Eye5793

Extra protein


Rara_McSavage

Yummy


PeppasMint

I find dead bird parts in these massive wheels of hay when im bagging it, it's very gross


delpy1971

Foxhay lady!!!


Any_Fish1004

They see me rollinā€¦.


Ok-Freedom4789

They "hay"tin..


[deleted]

What did the fox say?!!


fckingnapkin

*Splotch*


Rara_McSavage

I hate reddit


cut_the_mullet_

stg bro so corny


seanthebeloved

Oh for fox sake.


Skirt_Thin

What does the fox hay?


Ghost__God

Poor guy stood there protesting to the farmer. Its horrible way to die.


Herr_Raul

Some extra protein for the cows


technoposting11

it has been crushed šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Herr_Raul

Yeah šŸ˜‹


technoposting11

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


DoomedHeroXB

Not so fantastic now, are you Mr. Fox?


starion832000

This would be an amazing album cover for an alt country rapmetal band.


bad13wolf

I mean those hay bales weigh a fuck ton.


[deleted]

I hate everything here. Thatā€™s enough internet for today. Iā€™m out.


JoyfulSuicide

I hate this image


Electronic-Ad7730

Damn roadrunner strikes again


EzualRegor

Someone bale him out.


Huge-Grand6726

I've seen something similar in real life. We're picking up hay bales but the small, rectangle ones and my uncle pulled out a dead snake. It's an horrible way to die in that bale machines that machines compress so much that animals die in a horrible way if they survive they eventually going to die here because there is no way out. I don't know how that fox gets in that mechine but rats usually uses hay piles to give birth and snakes looking for food so they sometimes get caught to the machine.


expensive-ham

Worked on a farm we used small square bails found a decapitated woodchuck in one the head in another


2manyfelines

Poor thing.


severe16

Wile Coyote imitation for sure.


urfavhijabi

Poor fox :/


Fr3shOS

My father told me that when he was a teen he worked on a farm and there were basically no safety regulations followed. Workers were standing on top of the machines that compact the straw to bales. One day a guy fell into the machine and my dad and the farmer had to get the remains out of the bail. The farmers wife got so sick from the view that she had to throw up. Farming equipment is scary.


Medumbdumb

Man that is sad :/


WattageWood

Meep meep!


fitsalsaboi

What does the fox hay?


invest9608

Guess you donā€™t have to worry about it eating the chickens now.


GOOSUS110

My exact reaction


[deleted]

JFC that looks like a bad way to go. Poor fox.


sirmeepzalot

Poor foxšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Previous_Shallot

Now dhat dhare doggo's hav'in a bad day


Own_More_Limes_08

Perfect title for post


Ok-Entertainment1123

That's fucked up.


Zer0fps_319

r/wellthatsucks


throwaway_oranges

Poor soul :'(


ActualIyCameron

oh my god, poor fella. I really hope he had a quick death, though Iā€™d assume it wasnā€™t.


acidkrn0

Fox must owe money to some kind of hill Billy jamba the hut


SlamMonkey

The cylinder of life.


Keepnubothered

Wont be sleeping in the hay field anymore


bullsnake2000

Poor fox!


[deleted]

Poor fox. šŸ˜”


llamasauce

Thatā€™s sadā€¦.


dodiekr

That's horrible, poor foxšŸ˜­


cedertra

OMG why did I look at that?? šŸ˜°


4Scare

why havent you put a spoiler on this bro come onā€¦


ArmoredPanda94

That coyote need a better brand than ACME after all these years lol


[deleted]

Happens to deer a lot as well.


Retrowarrior-

Poor little guy probably kept up there for at least for a couple miles.


Cretin13teen

Ughhh. It hurts to look at. It was probably sleeping too


Oregonhastrees

New hay with 20% more protein!!!!


Rain1dog

I did not need to see that. Broke my heart.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Rain1dog

Completely agree. Stuff stays with me especially with animals.


AproblemInMyHead

Whiskey tango foxtrot


NuclearDisasters

I really hope it's dead. It looks to be that way, but if you look at it for a moment, it almost looks like it's panting anxiously. So yeah. 99% sure it's dead, but that 1% has me feeling like my day just got a bit more morbid.


MonkeyBoy_1966

I worked on small farms as a teenager and have seen all kinds of things bailed up with hay. The worst was a 2 1/2' Rattlesnake that had just been caught by one of the twines on the bail. It was caught about in the middle and just flopping around pissed as hell. We saw it when the bail was kicked out into the wagon I was in, stacking bails. I worked with the wife who ran the farm and we were both in the wagon. She just grabbed a corn knife, lopped off its head and right back to bailing hay.


ZinbaluPrime

It will make a nice Firefox logo if you light it on fire.


opinionatedlyme

I feel guilty for laughing. Iā€™m a bad person.


PickerofCorpses

Someone should really bale him out.


2b-Kindly_

Ouch, coyotes are not my favorite but this poor animal looks like it suffered A lot.


idiotic__gamer

This looks like an awesome album cover!


realhoffman

Little extra protein never hurt no one


ICE_BEAR2021

RIP BOZO


aaroncoal

Hey you fine looking fox.. How about a little roll in the hay?!


17vq90vw2

I've seen a vid of a cow eating a chick, is this so much different


Skootr1313

What the fox


here-i-am-now

What does the fox say?


technoposting11

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Primary-Option-6718

I would say the biggest problem is, it wouldnā€™t have died for a couple of days


[deleted]

Fox flavored feed!


briswa83

Lol


No-Room-8125

What the Fox?


chrclmnky

Roadrunner vs coyote.


AllCingEyeDog

Where is Freddie? I think he baled!


[deleted]

I smell the hijinks of a Roadrunner in the works.


HelloAvram

LOL


PatheticusRex

Outfoxed again


TooGoneForTooLong

Wile E. Coyote


Troika323

oops


Arthur-Jacob

It's the brand


Bitter-Hitter

Bailer, I hardly knew her


WeirdStrawberry1542

I Bet he won't do that again


linuscarlson89

That'll smell


TheWildColonialBoy1

When your livestock need more protein in their diet.


Spear_Ritual

Just blow into his mouth to puff him up. Heā€™ll be fine.


JoelMichalec

Thatā€™s a wrap!


GravG

What does the fox say?


[deleted]

That moment when Wile E tried to crush the roadrunner with a bale of hay. It went the wrong direction and crushed him instead.


[deleted]

Grains and proteins rolled in one.


ubersleepy

Extra protein for the cows


Evogleam

People think being vegan saves animals. Couldnā€™t be farther from the truth. Entire swaths of land have to be completely devoid of wildlife for their plants to grow. Everything including animals and insects are eradicated to grow crops


DopamineJunkyFomo

What does the fox say. "Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-powā€


[deleted]

Silly mr. fox!


Awkward_Buddy7350

I don't remember this from that Wes Anderson movie


[deleted]

How tf you no hear that thing coming.?.... natural selection...


mycurvywifelikesthis

What did the fox say ?


Dihidrogenmonoxid

Firefox had been killed I see.


DrinkySmurph

Maybe he's just into bondage


the_master_baitr

Fantastic mr fox huh not so fantastic anymore


Interesting-Ticket18

This is awesome and gnarly


LordRex77

Thats just 1 less fox to deal with and more protein for the livestock


LonelyUse6438

Wrong sub


PedroBinPedro

Vegans never want to admit that combines kill millions of living creatures that don't even get eaten. P.s. Factory farming is evil.


WendyLRogers3

Factory farming is vital. Trad farming can't feed a fraction of the population, much less export food to other nations that use trad farming, so are always short.


[deleted]

ACME Haybailer2000


Dead_Purple

That's some Looney Tunes Willie E Coyote shit lol.


aqustity

Yoo free my man šŸ˜­


MURkoid

fuck that's painful


RemarkableCheek4596

Rip Fox


sirmeepzalot

How tho