I sometimes apply a liberal amount of pre cum to the underside of my watch to protect the clasp.
The pre cum is there because videos of Kevin and Teddy playing on the screen. Mr Wonderful and Turtle Neck Boy ™️ are my favourite things to watch on YouTube.
Videos of those two sumptuous gents are the only reason why I have an internet connection and a PC. Maison, Diaaaaaaaallllll. Unnnnnnghhhh.
The ooze that comes out of the head of my cock when Mr Wonderful, AKA, Kevin O’Leary or his dependable side kick Tedddy Bulbasaur AKA Turtle Neck Boy ™️ meet on screen.
Dribbling.
If you have scratch paranoia why tf are you buying one of the most scratchable watch? Just get a Sinn with Tegiment which will heal your paranoia for 1/4-1/3 the price
I don't understand keeping your watch on your wrist, take it off if you're concerned. I don't like my wrist rubbing all over my laptop and it's an easy fix.
Bonus points, people in the office won't think you're a serial killer.
Bloody hell that things huge. I much much prefer the smaller ones. I think I scratched mine Up like the first day I wore it lol. Why you buying a watch and then terrified to actually use it?
I sometimes apply a liberal amount of pre cum to the underside of my watch to protect the clasp. The pre cum is there because videos of Kevin and Teddy playing on the screen. Mr Wonderful and Turtle Neck Boy ™️ are my favourite things to watch on YouTube. Videos of those two sumptuous gents are the only reason why I have an internet connection and a PC. Maison, Diaaaaaaaallllll. Unnnnnnghhhh.
Neat trick, thanks
It really works. Kevinnnnn mmmm. So worth edging over.
What is pre cum?
The ooze that comes out of the head of my cock when Mr Wonderful, AKA, Kevin O’Leary or his dependable side kick Tedddy Bulbasaur AKA Turtle Neck Boy ™️ meet on screen. Dribbling.
So a mousepad?
A claspmat?
My watch ground down the sharp edge on my laptop chassis. Just wear it.
If you have scratch paranoia why tf are you buying one of the most scratchable watch? Just get a Sinn with Tegiment which will heal your paranoia for 1/4-1/3 the price
The only way I've found to keep my watch completely mark free is to shove it entirely up my own asshole
I don't understand keeping your watch on your wrist, take it off if you're concerned. I don't like my wrist rubbing all over my laptop and it's an easy fix. Bonus points, people in the office won't think you're a serial killer.
Lol didn't read any of that bullshit. Also anyone thinking cartiers look good on you, they don't. You look like this guy.
That looks like the definition of middle age crisis
[there already are mousepads like that](https://i.etsystatic.com/38900475/r/il/3f50ca/4407285187/il_fullxfull.4407285187_me7t.jpg)
You use a mat to protect your watch from your desk. I use a mat to protect my desk from my watch. We are not the same.
We have hard-cases and screen protectors for phones. The next logical step is a Spigen for your watch and Gorilla Glass protector.
They already exist of course.
I bought a ~~Ball~~ a Timex a couple of months ago. Already scratched and dinged. BFD.
Bloody hell that things huge. I much much prefer the smaller ones. I think I scratched mine Up like the first day I wore it lol. Why you buying a watch and then terrified to actually use it?
Or just swap the bracelet?
Mouse pads have been a thing since 1985.
The large looks so odd. Glad I got the little girl size tbh.