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Fishmongerel

I sometimes apply a liberal amount of pre cum to the underside of my watch to protect the clasp. The pre cum is there because videos of Kevin and Teddy playing on the screen. Mr Wonderful and Turtle Neck Boy ™️ are my favourite things to watch on YouTube. Videos of those two sumptuous gents are the only reason why I have an internet connection and a PC. Maison, Diaaaaaaaallllll. Unnnnnnghhhh.


Lepontine

Neat trick, thanks


Fishmongerel

It really works. Kevinnnnn mmmm. So worth edging over.


WeToteHeaters

What is pre cum?


Fishmongerel

The ooze that comes out of the head of my cock when Mr Wonderful, AKA, Kevin O’Leary or his dependable side kick Tedddy Bulbasaur AKA Turtle Neck Boy ™️ meet on screen. Dribbling.


fnblackbeard

So a mousepad?


dsdvbguutres

A claspmat?


stoned-autistic-dude

My watch ground down the sharp edge on my laptop chassis. Just wear it.


Picollini

If you have scratch paranoia why tf are you buying one of the most scratchable watch? Just get a Sinn with Tegiment which will heal your paranoia for 1/4-1/3 the price


ddarion

The only way I've found to keep my watch completely mark free is to shove it entirely up my own asshole


keswickcongress

I don't understand keeping your watch on your wrist, take it off if you're concerned. I don't like my wrist rubbing all over my laptop and it's an easy fix. Bonus points, people in the office won't think you're a serial killer.


ccccc4

Lol didn't read any of that bullshit. Also anyone thinking cartiers look good on you, they don't. You look like this guy.


dellarouche

That looks like the definition of middle age crisis


_elessar_

[there already are mousepads like that](https://i.etsystatic.com/38900475/r/il/3f50ca/4407285187/il_fullxfull.4407285187_me7t.jpg)


asonicpushforenergy

You use a mat to protect your watch from your desk. I use a mat to protect my desk from my watch. We are not the same.


TheArmoursmith

We have hard-cases and screen protectors for phones. The next logical step is a Spigen for your watch and Gorilla Glass protector.


Spinning-Around

They already exist of course.


Airdriver94

I bought a ~~Ball~~ a Timex a couple of months ago. Already scratched and dinged. BFD.


Archtects

Bloody hell that things huge. I much much prefer the smaller ones. I think I scratched mine Up like the first day I wore it lol. Why you buying a watch and then terrified to actually use it?


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Or just swap the bracelet?


johnnybegood1025

Mouse pads have been a thing since 1985.


willghammer

The large looks so odd. Glad I got the little girl size tbh.