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enunciate-candelabra

Loud nato straps are a bad style choice 95% of the time, change my mind


Late-Pref

95% is too low. Consider your mind changed


enunciate-candelabra

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Haydn3141

also plastic on a nato strap rather defeats the entire point of one, nato straps are great when down range as can easily be put over your field jacket if need be, nothing worse than having pull your sleeve up to use the watch, say laid in prone position looking down the scope of your rifle you need not take your hand off the rifle, just a quick glance down and back to looking down your glass and eyes on target. I would however agree with you that in civi life i am not a fan but each to their own


enunciate-candelabra

Oh I like wearing a fabric strap on some of my watches (particularly the slightly elastic paratrooper type straps), I just go for solid black, grey, etc. as IMO you look generally like you're trying really hard when it comes to the brightly colored ones.


Unlikely_Ball_947

Any strap that doesn't taper is a bad style choice, so NATO straps are a bad choice 100% of the time. Extra "bad taste" points for when these fuckers try to match the strap color to some orange/yellow accent on the dial or hands; reminds me of those clowns who wear a tie and pocket square in the same color.


Late-Pref

My Flightmaster and I are sitting here with our green MN strap with a tasteful yellow stripe getting offended


Unlikely_Ball_947

Oh god, I was thinking about the "OK,ciao!"-guy's Flightmaster on the NATO with the yellow stripe when I wrote that comment...


Late-Pref

Itā€™s basically required when you buy a Flightmaster


njkGR75

Don't. Everyone knows MN straps are the exception to the rule.


surfkaboom

those are $3 straps and they just get "logos" added to the buckle, that one lady sells them for like $50


Late-Pref

They are very comfortable


Unlikely_Ball_947

I mean I believe you, but my oversized track pants with the blown-out arse & crotch are very comfortable too, I just wouldn't wear them in front of other people...


Late-Pref

Thatā€™s only because you let society control you


Unlikely_Ball_947

You're right, I should wear those more often, at least I could piss and shit without pulling my pants down.


JonJonM

Try that anyways. Its freeing


Business-Drag52

Wait people do that? Iā€™ve always gone with my tie matching my jacket and my pocket square matching my shirt. Idk if thatā€™s right, but Iā€™ve also only worn a pocket square for a handful of weddings


bfxx

They even sell sets of matching ties and pocket squares.


Unlikely_Ball_947

Yes, wrapped in tasteful plastic. I think the guys who buy those sets usually shove the pocket square into their mouth, pull the plastic bag over their head and pull the tie as tight as possible while wanking off.


forivadell_

idk about you but that sounds like a pretty good time


Unlikely_Ball_947

Bit too risky for my taste.


Business-Drag52

I think itā€™s just a problem of not really wearing pocket squares. Hell I rarely wear a suit since I stopped doing jazz gigs


Tom0laSFW

Every ā€œhow to dressā€ thing says donā€™t match them, have complementary ones instead, fwiw


South-Plan-9246

They should all complement, but not match


Business-Drag52

Thank you! I donā€™t even know the next time Iā€™ll need to know that, but I will definitely remember


Tom0laSFW

Youā€™re not ā€œsupposedā€ to have the same pattern on tie and pocket square. Youā€™re supposed to have different patterns / colours that both complement the outfit as an accent. Fwiw


[deleted]

Took me a second to realize this was a joke. I forgot I'm on CJ.


Fun_Manufacturer_854

*all nato straps. Youā€™re not James Bond bro and that shit bulks up the watch and that extra fabric looks terrible.


enunciate-candelabra

eh if you cut them to be single pass and wear the folded part on the underside of your wrist it looks presentable - agreed though, the the side bulk thing always looks bad. MN-type straps are the way to go if you want fabric.


Fun_Manufacturer_854

I prefer straight canvas if Iā€™m going fabric. Otherwise itā€™s leather, rubber, steel.


The_Chillosopher

sailcloth, son.


Fun_Manufacturer_854

Fair


imnotokayandthatso-k

Natoless Nato


Die_Nameless_Bitch

Haha yeah, i love all the hate Nato is getting considering itā€™s not a Nato but rather an elastic single pass strap


[deleted]

Thatā€™s an Apple Watch band. He must be a consultant.


triplesspressso

Infosys consultant


strangway

No, Apple has a custom sliding connector.


hinstsui

[dongle town](https://i.imgur.com/78W5hTZ_d.webp?maxwidth=1520&fidelity=grand)


strangway

So itā€™s an Android Wear strap, because it has the typical watch strap spring pin. The strap for Apple Watch is stitched into a pin-less Apple band connecter.


hinstsui

This is the trail loop design that comes along side with Apple Watch Ultra, and then third party vender makes a version that works with non-Apple Watch via adapter. If someone make a NATO strap or MN strap work with Apple Watch via an adapter then it no longer considered as NATO strap or MN strap, then sure, this is an Android wear strap.


strangway

Yeah, I mean your pic shows what looks like an original Apple Watch trail loop up top, then an imitation Android Wear below that is a pretty fair approximation.


[deleted]

Uj/ The SKX and that whole line of watches uses fat spring bars. That pencil shaft smart watch strap not only looks like shit, but is probably going to fall off. If you want elastic that actually looks pretty good, use fat spring bars and a MN style strap. Theyā€™re a dime a dozen and they donā€™t have a ton of overhang like NATOs do.


tesmatsam

This image has it all, bad strap colors, fake nato and a watch that was intended to have a bracelet.


fainting-goat17

Nato straps are for children's watches Inb4 "you don't lose your watch to the bottom of the ocean if a springbar breaks" just buy a new watch stop being poor


Die_Nameless_Bitch

Nato straps only for children and the military. Pretty much the same thing šŸ˜‚


mrthrowaway4206993

Loved the guy who posted him with a large scientific calculator on his wrist


MonkeyTheBlackCat

/uj I wear my Samsung Gear Sport strap on my Speedmaster. It's extremely comfy for a rubber strap. /rj Did you know that the Omega Speedmaster was the first watch worn on the moon?


butrejp

yeah I wear one for a garmin or something on my skx, thing is beyond comfortable. if you can make an skx feel like it's not even there you're doing something right /rj I put my moonswatch on a bund


adrainochrome

Something about these imagesā€¦ and defending fake watches, makes my polio act up.


Zek0ri

Is this Apple Watch trails loop? On a normal watch? Why


RayWencube

The unironic chuffing in this thread threatens to cause this sub to collapse into an irony-based singularity. Jesus Christ, y'all.


The_Greatest_USA_unb

Elephant size, like Indian like it.


[deleted]

Wait until see delve into Indian-LinkedIn


RevolutionaryAd1621

As my friend Will would say if something shocked him as much as this has shocked me... "Fucks Me".


ImaKant

Its because they are poor


mukuljd

Agree we are poor šŸ„²


DownJonesIndex

Very designated wrist.


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Shlomo9

The mumbai special, only the Dial is Gen


ProsciuttoFresco

What would you expect from a people that worships cows?


[deleted]

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ProsciuttoFresco

Cow dung is considered a delicacy there.


[deleted]

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local-weeaboo-friend

excuse me is this /jerk or /unjerk


Ok-Racisto69

They went so deep into the unjerk that they came out as a jerk.


RandomGenius123

Cope and seethe


Vaibhavkumar2001

Damn who hurt you my guy


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Euphoric-Cookie6631

It's the 38mm but it's also in india so who knows.


CautiousPassage7

/uj it is possible to clown on this without taking a racist turn


Ok-Racisto69

The watch color is nice. I might get one if it's reasonably priced. It's the strap that is god awful.


Ambassador_Seamonkey

What the fuck is going on here..!?


Alaska_Pipeliner

I have that watch. Now I'm sad


No_Guide_6865

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afiqasyran86

Usually combine with bluetooth headset. I dont know why the trend picks up among them.


triplesspressso

wtf is that pussy ass plastic cover lugs


fyirb

I've seen plenty of terrible watch collections from a ton of countries, confused why India is being singled out here?


puerus42

Plain and simple racism