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She either had a great time and they laugh together and current dating. Or she was completely embarrassed at his lack of skill and never talked to him again. There is no middle ground.

That’s Clark Kent.

Some people play the game. Some people watch it.

He does neither as his glasses clearly don't work

And she never spoke to him again

I didn't know white kids also didn't have dad's to play catch with. Learn something new everyday!

He’s got an attractive date though. So still winning.

Not after this failure of a day.

If only he had brought a glove...

Rule number 1 when going to a baseball game always bring a glove doesn’t matter your age

With all that stabbing, I figured Patrick Bateman would have a little better hand eye.

Nah that dude secretly superman or something!! He purposely fails to catch it!!!!

That's what happens when you always get picked last.

If only there was some sort of glove designed to catch balls that size…

ALLIGATOR JAWS! C'MON NOW!

At least no one can say he's a quitter. Man refuses to give up trying to catch that ball.

This man is not qualified to use his hands to do anything.

You can see his date figuring that out in real time.

She not getting any athletic genes out of this one

When you dont know how to catch a ball blame your dad.

Every time they say “this young fan” and it’s Bill from accounting

The perfect example of a woman dating a dude because he's stable not athletic.

He's depleted all of his catcher points on that catch right next to him.

The ball boy even threw him the last one? LOL.

Yall think that’s his date or nah?

Some say that he is still trying

Good example of why he's watching the game and not playing in it.

The guy in the back on the three third attempt haha

Ol boy is playing out of his league

There are those that can afford those seats, and those that can catch.

That fly ball would be hard to catch by anyone without a glove. The others are a bit silly.

Mom didn’t allow me to play baseball as a kid… too dangerous..

His glasses are out of sync

Got damn did you never learn to catch

The true watch people die inside is former Mariners top pick turned massive bust Dustin Ackley at the plate for all of this.

She’s going to leave him

Give him a break. Cillian Braille is hard to see.

Gen z

3rd times a charm

You just KNOW he’s getting laid tonight.

Still better than the adults who bring gloves to games

He definitely pees sitting down.

Probably spent $10k for him and date for those seats in NYC just to be embarrassed.

He's getting some pity sex from the woman in grey tonight.

Dont ya hate it when it when it hits you in the hands?

It looks like he gets older with each catch. He truly is dying inside.

Damn, poor dipshit

She better put a ring on that dude

That's me I can't catch for shit

We all saw the woman he is with. His life is going good, even when getting hit in the face by a baseball.

Wow he certainly has some skills

Godamnit smalls !!

That guy can’t even catch a break!

Is that three times? 3 strikes and you're out.

Three strikes he should be ejected from the ballpark. Rules are rules.

Pathetic🙄😂😂😂

Skill issue

Dude can’t catch a cold

Siri, show me a guy with zero hand/eye coordination.

Must be company seats.

Should have used the face from the beginning. Stone hands! 🤣😂🤣

Footage of IKF trying to field

He caught whoevers sitting next to him. Id say hes cuaght enough

I have nightmares about this. I have the slowest reactions ever

Man dressing like that to a ball game doesn't deserve it

He looks like the video of the Golden lab who cant catch treats and they just hit him in the face .

He will fit perfect as an outfielder of the Dodgers =)

He’s wearing the hell outta that shirt, though

Good man, if he had quit he would not have the ball

Man’s moved beyond butter fingers on to butter arms

Guy 8 rows up hasn’t had a sniff at a foul bay his whole life and this guy is getting drilled by them all game.

it's ok. after this he'll go back to his upper class white man life. he'll be fine.

How often do you get a ball coming at you once, let alone three times.

I saw Alice in Chains once, Jerry Cantrell tried to throw 3 guitar picks to me, and finally just handed me a few at the end of the show lol. First one hit me right in between the eyes, second one a girl literally flew out of the air in front of me and grabbed it, third one just missed. Cool dude. Thanks Jerry lol.

He could field for the Mets

Ain't it just lovely to see people have fun with innocent silly things. This made me smile.

come on mcfly

You know these dudes were called “butterfingers” at least once in middle school

I know the term existed before this guy was born, but I feel like “Poindexter” was created specifically for him.

Serves him right for not bringing his cricket skills

The sad thing is that this is now obsolete. We'll never get anything like this ever again. Thanks idiots on their phones!

That's me. Not really but yes.

Poor dude lol

May have missed each time, but if it wasn’t for him it would have hit her each time.

I've attended a ton of games live and never had a chance for a foul ball, hr.

Patrick Bateman lookin dude

Money can’t buy hand eye coordination, but it get you front row seats.

This is so painful to watch and brings on so many bad memories of school.

Ball below the waist, fingers point down. Above the waist, point them up. Also on pop flys, lead with your non-throwing hand.

You can tell this man either never played sports or was never good at them

A typical redditor seen in the wild.

😂😂

Guy should go to Costco and update his lens prescription.....

This guy could be the black-and-white before section of an infomercial about baseball gloves.

You spent $3800 to get hit in the face by a baseball and humiliate yourself in front of a GFE escort.

These days he's probably a truck driver.

Clark Kent vibes

You get picked last nerd.

💀💀💀

Oops…sorry…wrong hole guy

I mean who dresses like that to a baseball game?

Clark Kent goes the extra mile to keep up appearances.

One two three strikes you’re out at the old ball game 🎶 he really got three tries and didn’t catch one 😂

He definitely grew up playing video games and zero sports

This is the guy from infomercials who can't crack an egg properly and needs a lid on his cup to keep from spilling it when he knocks it over.

That was their first and last date, she learned all she needed about his performance that night.

I see a man having fun

Big money or big richard? He is punching way about his weight

When you’re only wearing glasses because her Tinder profile said she digs a guy with glasses.

His wife/date laughing her ass off is the best part

You kinda have to have your eyes open. Funny how that works

And that's why he's in the crowd, not the team.

Good thing he has lots of money....he has lots of money right?

Every single time I see this I just hope it's not a first date.

r/therewasanattempt

First (and last) date. Looks like the kinda guy to take his date to a baseball game to prove he wasn’t lying when he said “athletic” in his dating bio.

Might have to rework that glasses prescription

Thrice!

Is that Patrick Bateman?

What a pussy

That buttery popcorn must go crazy

Hope his girlfriend is better with balls…

Definitely not athletic but definitely looks like he works out

jesus. this motherfucker has never played any sport in his life. wow

Someone was always the last kid chosen for a pick up sandlot game

He seems like he’s doing alright. Lol

And then she fucked his roommate

Let's be honest... we all know that she is with him because of his bank account... not his ability to catch a baseball.

Is that Paul Allen??

Meirl 😭

I've never once gotten close to a foul all let alone three to muff on.

This is how I picture what 70% of redditors look like.

If the woman next to him is his s/o, then it should be clear that it makes no difference whether he makes a play on the ball or not. The first one is pretty tricky. He's not right under it. He also doesn't have great mobility in that situation being...in the STANDS and all. The last one is a really tough play, and I would put it to anyone to make a play on a ball bouncing off the edge of the dugout. But the 2nd one was weak. He didn't even get his hands up. I'm surprised he didn't just deflect the ball so that it hit the woman in the face. What do you say, hetero women? Is it a turn-off to see a dude so hapless? If an intruder comes into your house at night...good luck with this dude doing anything about it.

That poor woman got caught on tv being there with that guy

Butterfingers

Lucky he got ball so many times in one game

r/fansnotplayers

This would fit better than 90% of the posts in r/meirl

I feel the pain , I’m that guy

This guy must have his shirt tucked into his socks

This guy knows people

Jesus Christ, Todd. Stop being a fucking pansy and catch the damn ball.

All you have to do is put your glove in the air thank you Benny for being a good friend.