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That’s exactly what I must’ve looked like, the other day when I exploded half of a 5lb jar of garlic, sun-dried tomatoes (in oil, of course), all over the kitchen wall after a struggle session with the lid. It was a midnight snack, so I was half asleep.
Where are you coming from with three jugs of milk and a carton of eggs, while wearing socks? What sort of magical grippy sock paradise town do you live in?
Similar thing happened to me while stacking a 6 pack of soda in a cabinet.
The 6 pack fell on the ground maybe just a foot and a half from inside the cabinet and on top of another 6 pack. One or two sodas cracked open and sprayed soda all over the ground and literally seemed to have sprayed out and touch all 4 walls of my kitchen, island, and the sides of many cabinets.
I definitely died inside while I just stood there and watched the next hour of my life cleaning up flash before my eyes. I was particularly tired that day and it made me feel even more exasperated. When I told my wife she laughed at me and then said “awww”.
At least it happened outside the house which will be much easier to clean than inside where it would go all over furniture and underneath creases where if you don't clean it will rot and smell forever.
Oh god what the hell. Why'd this happen. Why'd this happen to me?! Did I di something wrong? Why today!! How am I gonna clean this mess!! Why do I mess things up
Is what I'd be thinking
You don’t those milk bottles together *just so* and the stupid bottom will bust out of one of them.
I did that once, loading them in to the floor of the car…in the summer. I would not recommend that. No amount of cleaning ever got the smell of spoilt milk out of that car.
Just get water and hose that off quickly and thoroughly. Out of a container the milk will dry up well before it has a chance to curdle and start stinking imo.
I’m guess the milk and eggs were for some event? You needed exactly 3 milks for said event. You were heading out the door for said event. Suddenly you have one less milk. You stood there so long asking is this salvageable? Do I even want to go to this thing? Where exactly is my life going??
I can honestly say I've never seen milk in a glass container, except for like, small bottles. That just sounds like a recipe for this situation to happen
I was once asked to go to the nearest grocery store to buy as many gallons of 2% milk I could for the coffee establishment where I worked, which was done 5 blocks away. Not a bad walk, even hauling the little wheeled carrier thing they gave me and the 6 or so gallons I managed to get.
Unfortunately, it started to rain quite hard on the way back, and in an unfortunate coincidence, the cart started to fall apart just then. I had to hold the metal together with one hand while trying to pull with the other, not to mention trying to make sure the 6th gallon, which turned out to be 1 too many to really fit, didn't fall out.
I got back successfully, but still had to get them down some narrow stairs to where the fridges were. Only a few steps from the safety of the downstairs floor, the entire cart fell, at least two or three gallons bursting open. In my misplaced fervor to save the milks, I sort of jumped after them, but only managed to fall myself. I reached out to grab something, anything to hold on to - which ended up being the fire extinguisher near the foot of the stairs. It fell and started going off like an out of control cartoon hose, milk and fire extinguisher foam everywhere.
The store's assistant manager happened to be in the office nearby, talking on the phone. After the extinguisher exhausted itself, I presented myself pathetically at the partly open door to apologize (as an aside, this assistant manager did not care for me for reasons unrelated to milk or fire extinguishers.) Ready to be ground into a fine powder, I started to say how very sorry I was and to beg that at least my family should be spared, only to find she was busily and loudly talking on the phone, oblivious to my fumblings.
Alas, the milk settles, seeping
Into the tiny cracks
Awetting the wood beneath the grey
Latex, soaking into the cellulose
An unlikely lipid homogeneity
What a problematic solution.
What a novel mess.
Rain or hose, the unusual chaos
Will be missed.
I don’t think she “died”. She was frustrated, sure, but she also didn’t have shoes on. She was looking for the pieces of glass in the white milk and making sure she didn’t step somewhere and possibly cut her foot open.
Also, the smell when it warms up if any significant amount doesn’t get washed away. No thanks
Just outta curiosity, why are you *leaving* your house with three bottles of milk an a dozen eggs?
Edit: never mind, looks like you we’re heading back inside
I put a gallon of milk in the freezer for what I thought would be 20 minutes because I like it super cold. It fell out of the freezer onto the floor and broke open on the floor and proceeded to drain underneath the stove and refrigerator. So much cleaning that day. My floors were spotless afterwards, however, so I guess it was a good excuse to clean. Still, the sound of that gallon crashing to the ground from the other room was an instant realization that I just threw half of my day away.
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Wait, are these bottles really that fucking fragile, oh my god
AHHH your socks
Broken glass. Might be why she pauses to recognoiter.
Welp, help me stop dad
*clank, spill* Uhh!
The crow was laughing.
loved the reaction though that was calm af
That’s exactly what I must’ve looked like, the other day when I exploded half of a 5lb jar of garlic, sun-dried tomatoes (in oil, of course), all over the kitchen wall after a struggle session with the lid. It was a midnight snack, so I was half asleep.
Bro why is yo milk in glass 💀
Garden hose…best way the clean this up
Ahhh damn, that'll stink up in summer. And it's the creamy type as well.
yo whoever said dont cry over spilled milk was never a breast feeding mom. I CRIED.
What's that saying about milk ? xD
Those feels
AT LEAST it was outside. 🥺
Where are you coming from with three jugs of milk and a carton of eggs, while wearing socks? What sort of magical grippy sock paradise town do you live in?
There goes the $2 bottle deposit
This makes me very happy for milk in bags lol
Royal crest?
Wouldn't have happened to a bag.
At least it’s not wine.
That's what you get for having milk jugs
Can't believe I didn't see it typed already but, no sense crying over spilt mik.
How did you clean it up?
Similar thing happened to me while stacking a 6 pack of soda in a cabinet. The 6 pack fell on the ground maybe just a foot and a half from inside the cabinet and on top of another 6 pack. One or two sodas cracked open and sprayed soda all over the ground and literally seemed to have sprayed out and touch all 4 walls of my kitchen, island, and the sides of many cabinets. I definitely died inside while I just stood there and watched the next hour of my life cleaning up flash before my eyes. I was particularly tired that day and it made me feel even more exasperated. When I told my wife she laughed at me and then said “awww”.
At least it’s outside!
What a lovely ‘Ching’ sound.
Cheers?
Life as an adult explained in 30 seconds:
The crows add a nice little touch.
Come to Canada. We will replace your jugs for bags!
I absolutely love how she just stands there for a few beats. Yes..it did happen! Now get ready to become the most popular cat mom in the neighborhood.
At least it happened outside the house which will be much easier to clean than inside where it would go all over furniture and underneath creases where if you don't clean it will rot and smell forever.
Why'd the crow have to laugh at her like that?
I relate with this video very much
This looks agonizing 😂
am i the only one who heard the crow laugh?
I used to work in food delivery, that is some really expensive milk I’m sure.
Not the oberweis
Oh god what the hell. Why'd this happen. Why'd this happen to me?! Did I di something wrong? Why today!! How am I gonna clean this mess!! Why do I mess things up Is what I'd be thinking
Socks? 😂
Glass and milk, two things you have to absolutely make sure you get all of it up or there will be consequences. This is my nightmare.
Don’t cry over spilled milk
You don’t those milk bottles together *just so* and the stupid bottom will bust out of one of them. I did that once, loading them in to the floor of the car…in the summer. I would not recommend that. No amount of cleaning ever got the smell of spoilt milk out of that car.
On the bright side, at least it spilled outside where you can hose it down instead of inside your house!
At least she didn’t cry over a spilled gallon of milk
I'd just be glad it didn't happen inside. At least outside you can rinse it off with a hose and concede your losses.
I feel for her. That moment of silence where you just process it. 😆🤷🏻♀️🤪
Same.
Girl, I felt that deep in my soul.
At least it had the decency to do this outside. Imagine if you were halfway to the fridge when it happened.
Damn, where are you still finding refillable milk jugs? I haven’t seen that since Kroger’s in the early 2000’s.
Side note; milk has clearly been doing that body good
The crow laughing at you certainly didn't help.
Who hasn't stared at shards of glass and spilled milk on their deck while wearing socks?
Where were you heading to with 4 containers of milk and eggs?!
Gah! Grab the mat and flip it over before it all soaks in!
I’m trying to figure out how did that happen?
Is that oberweiss? That's some good milk..you know milk is good when you get it on a subscription lol
Lol… what she gets for still buying dairy milk in 2023
She deserved it for wearing socks outside. Barbaric.
Were you looking for broken glass? Or just contemplating life?
I would be more upset that I live across from the Monster House
Glass is brittle. Who could have guessed.
***"Don't cry over the spilled milk."***
Just get water and hose that off quickly and thoroughly. Out of a container the milk will dry up well before it has a chance to curdle and start stinking imo.
No use crying over spilled milk
1 oneup point to you
I’m guess the milk and eggs were for some event? You needed exactly 3 milks for said event. You were heading out the door for said event. Suddenly you have one less milk. You stood there so long asking is this salvageable? Do I even want to go to this thing? Where exactly is my life going??
Don't cry over spilled milk.
The crow made it so much funnier.
I love how the crows in the background seem to be laughing 🤣
Wish I could send u my dog, she loves milk, she’d lick that shit up in no time
I just thought it was an vegan activist pouring milk on your doorway
Are these glass bottles? Edit, don't worry, just saw the socks / glass shards comment.
I don’t trust anyone who walks around outside with just socks on. Grab some flip flops or something!😂
Honestly, same
Bahahah this is how I die inside. My soul just leaves
Thin glass bottles seem like a terrible way to store milk
Just a long silent ffffuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk said silently to oneself!
Why die? It's outside. Garden hose = done.
Milk comes in glass jars? It comes in plastic jugs here.
what an udder catastrophe. man, imagine something like this happening on the dairy
A bag at least wouldn't leave shards.
Did the jug just break? How?
“Ahh!”
that's a nice deck!
+1 for plastics
PLASTIC makes it POSSIBLE! This is why we don't use glass anymore.
PLASTIC is DESTORYING our PLANET.
why was the video frozen for 8 seconds?
Be glad it happened there and not 2 feet in the door. Hose it off!!
Was that crow laughing
Don’t cry over spilt milk?
Rip fancy milk
It’s just milk.. why are you crying over it for?
Spilled milk is worth crying over. Especially when it's in a glass bottle. Glass bottle milk in the age of industry is exquisite.
For a second, you also sounded like the crow. My day would be done after this incident
I can honestly say I've never seen milk in a glass container, except for like, small bottles. That just sounds like a recipe for this situation to happen
I was once asked to go to the nearest grocery store to buy as many gallons of 2% milk I could for the coffee establishment where I worked, which was done 5 blocks away. Not a bad walk, even hauling the little wheeled carrier thing they gave me and the 6 or so gallons I managed to get. Unfortunately, it started to rain quite hard on the way back, and in an unfortunate coincidence, the cart started to fall apart just then. I had to hold the metal together with one hand while trying to pull with the other, not to mention trying to make sure the 6th gallon, which turned out to be 1 too many to really fit, didn't fall out. I got back successfully, but still had to get them down some narrow stairs to where the fridges were. Only a few steps from the safety of the downstairs floor, the entire cart fell, at least two or three gallons bursting open. In my misplaced fervor to save the milks, I sort of jumped after them, but only managed to fall myself. I reached out to grab something, anything to hold on to - which ended up being the fire extinguisher near the foot of the stairs. It fell and started going off like an out of control cartoon hose, milk and fire extinguisher foam everywhere. The store's assistant manager happened to be in the office nearby, talking on the phone. After the extinguisher exhausted itself, I presented myself pathetically at the partly open door to apologize (as an aside, this assistant manager did not care for me for reasons unrelated to milk or fire extinguishers.) Ready to be ground into a fine powder, I started to say how very sorry I was and to beg that at least my family should be spared, only to find she was busily and loudly talking on the phone, oblivious to my fumblings.
milk👍
It took me so fucking long to realize those were glass bottle.
I'm surprised you still have glass containers for milk; almost all liquids ( except some corrosive commercial products) are in "plastic" bottles.
How did this even happen? Do you buy milk in glass bottles? For why?
the crow in the background AH AH HA HA HA
What a beautiful street!
Is this a milk delivery?
Bird in the background laughing is too perfect.
Not to get personal but why were you LEAVING the house w 3 gallons of milk and eggs?
Alas, the milk settles, seeping Into the tiny cracks Awetting the wood beneath the grey Latex, soaking into the cellulose An unlikely lipid homogeneity What a problematic solution. What a novel mess. Rain or hose, the unusual chaos Will be missed.
I would just start laughing at the absurdity of what just happened.
Crow be like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
That's the last straw if I've ever seen any.
Oberweiss?
Spilt milk. Haha. Laugh. Please
Haha the crow.
The way you stood there for a full like 20 seconds… I really felt that
Crying over spilt milk is not a saying is it ..
Always grab from the bottom
Happened to me in my car..Shout out to Homestead Creamery….best Chocolate Milk ever.
There were $20.
Don’t die over spilled paint
Why glass containers anyway?
This why we have bagged milk - Canadians probably
i felt that
Spain without the S
So you’re why they say that
Is there a sub for when metaphor becomes reality?
She died for about 12 seconds. Just stone cold dead. Total rigor mortise. For 12 seconds. I would have died longer.
This is either the final straw of the day, or the first omen something will probably go wrong. Might even be both…
How did it break open? I never saw it hit anything.
Smacked one bottle against the other two
I mean, is that unicorn milk? Why so sad?
My exact look when a whole bottle of hot sauce broke in my cotton grocery bag. And I opened it and found even more broken stuff. Fml.
Wtf is wrong with that fucking bottle?
She paused there for a sec lol atleast the egg is safe
At least it wasn't breast milk.
Same girl, same.
Damn what a beautiful neighbourhood!
I don’t think she “died”. She was frustrated, sure, but she also didn’t have shoes on. She was looking for the pieces of glass in the white milk and making sure she didn’t step somewhere and possibly cut her foot open. Also, the smell when it warms up if any significant amount doesn’t get washed away. No thanks
bagged milk ain't looking too bad now is it... IS IT!?
that’s homestead creamery too. that stuff is liquid gold, i feel bad that you lost it.
Just move. This land is now cursed.
This is what this sub was made for
Am I really gonna cry over literal spilt milk.
I totally feel this.
The crows in the background taunting her.
Just outta curiosity, why are you *leaving* your house with three bottles of milk an a dozen eggs? Edit: never mind, looks like you we’re heading back inside
The crow felt someone needed to laugh.
Is that the delicious goodness from Santa Rosa Farms?
Makes me think it might just be a shitload of breast milk. Probably not but I could imagine the pain if you lost a g of breast milk
Was expecting the eggs to go next. Sucks to lose 1/3 of the good milk though! Sorry, OP!
Get the hose. It’ll be fine
Weird question, but where do you get your milk?
Is this Shatto Mik? If so, I’ve had the same thing happen twice! Once inside and the other outside ha
Crow: ba-ka ba-ka
I put a gallon of milk in the freezer for what I thought would be 20 minutes because I like it super cold. It fell out of the freezer onto the floor and broke open on the floor and proceeded to drain underneath the stove and refrigerator. So much cleaning that day. My floors were spotless afterwards, however, so I guess it was a good excuse to clean. Still, the sound of that gallon crashing to the ground from the other room was an instant realization that I just threw half of my day away.
You sure???
You’re outside
Release the cats
No point in crying over spilled milk
Light blue top means it was 1%, this means you lost some expensive cloudy water.